STORY
STORY
The current crew was tired of travelling the wastes. They all wanted off of this planet, so there was only one thing to do. Find fuel to get out of this joint.
They had the usual locations to check out.
The centeral tower where fuel would surely be sold.
The castle, where the locals might be convinced to hand fuel over.
And the wasteland, where no one could be sure of what went down.
There was also a fortune telling booth.

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The crew head into the fortune telling booth. Within is a unicorn covered in a cloak. A few cards are left out on the table, though the weak looking unicorn seems only vaguely interested in the group.

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What do you want?

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Ghost approuches the wounded unicorn.
"I can't believe people would do something like this to an animal... owo"

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Ghost has no equipment that would help.

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King points his horn towards the castle. If you're looking to beg for fuel.
King points to the wasteland. If you're willing to fight for fuel.

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He reaches out and tries to give King a little pat.

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King huffs and uses his horn to shoo away Ghost.

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"I guess...While we're here, any all...I...want to help the people the Radical has hurt. Do you...have any advice? owo"

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The crew moves to the central tower, but it seems they're too late. The store is currently closed. Despite this a neat and orderly line has formed outside of it.
Well, mostly orderly.
Some of the holy interns bite at each other as they try to skip the lines, each one accusing the other of being an anomaly as they click their tongues.
The crew is going to need to find another way in, unless of course, they wish to wait in line.

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Ghost now has a phobia of round objects, including holes.

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Pidge spits up his own capsule onto the ground with force! Open open open!!
Pidges capsule opens!

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The holy interns in the line point at the capsules the group has with interest. The group better do something before they get too interested-
NEVERMIND.

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The crowd is thrown into a frenzy as the capsule is thrown. They fight each other in the streets, spilling guts and flesh, yet all of them just shift their weight and keep fighting as if not injured.
One of them grabs the capsule and makes a run for it. Those who still have the ability to move give chase, while the more ruined members of the crowd pull their bodies with whatever limbs they have left towards where they last spotted the capsule.
The line is clear!

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Members of the crew pick up stray body parts, but find that they are not dead, and instead grab and thrash around while picked up as if still trying to find a capsule.
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Hash has gained a deathly fear of circles and holes. Recovery will be an uphill battle filled with therapy.

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"Ha, ha. Look. Replacement, Pidge."

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"WELCOME TO OUR-"

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Zookeeper leads the crew inside. Other than over priced pet supply items there's a "movie quality tallgoat" in the corner.

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"J-Just so you guys know, I um...don't have any money. I'm still trying to figure out what money is. owo"

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Pidge has a good amount of funds in his card, but not enough to buy the movie quality tallgoat.

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The idea of circles makes Pidge want to throw up. He will pass out if he sees a hole.

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He holds out a mushbird. It's gross.

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Ghost cannot punt the capsule, he's too scared!

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Seven fails to open the capsule! The capsule is scaring Seven!
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Seven hates circles with all his heart. He goes into a rage when he sees circles now!


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The rabbit opens the capsule.
But it's about to ruin some people's lives.

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Seven walks away from the capsule. He holds his mushbird to his head like a little funny pillow to calm himself down.

"KIKIKIK IKIIIIIZZZZZKIIIIII!!!!!!"
GHOST PASSES OUT.
SEVEN IS SET INTO A RAGE.
PIDGE IS KNOCKED OUT.
HASH PASSES OUT.

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[INSTANT KILL], DEAR GOD, [INSTANT KILL]!!!!!
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The mushbird rips up the creature to pieces! No more holes! No more circles!
Still...most of the team is still knocked out.

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"So, what was that about sellin' me some gas?"

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"I like that goat. But hate that idea! So TWO pets. My AWESOME epic win shrimp who I LOVE, and this mushbird, and all these points."

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Eventually...

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He drops Pidge to the floor with a wet splat, giddily making his way over to the tallgoat.
The tallgoat lets Seven take its leash.

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He eyes the people on the floor, giving Hash and Ghost a nervous nudge with his foot as he leads the goat out, gas-cans in hand.

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A particularly circular puddle of gore catches him off-guard, and he hastily scrambles away before he has any second thoughts (or before the Zookeeper can see how scared he is...)




