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Undertale OST - Dating Start! Extended
2024-12-16 14:40:26
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:13:33

A new crew geared up for some adventuring. Just because the world was slowly but surely being overtaken, didn't mean they couldn't have some fun!

They had a few locations they could hang out at.

One was a secret bar in the city, which was becoming quickly less of a secret every single day.

The second was at the central tower. It was great for shopping!

There was also the castle, which had a lot of folks hanging around.

There was also a fortune-telling booth.

Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 14:40:43
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:13:51
"Well, I've amassed an entourage, it seems! q3"
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:41:05
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"And I've been told to chaperone you all, so let me make an introduction."
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:41:15
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:48:51
"Salutations, I am Enyalios v1, and I am your cool and tubular father! (Adopted.) Get your shoes on and your sunscreen, we're going on an adventure!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:41:57
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:49:06
"Oi. Uh. Nice to meet you, Mr. Business Sir Man, but... where's my friend?"
X-121
2024-12-16 14:42:09
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:49:18
"Nice to meet you OuO"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:42:22
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:14:32
"Y'know. Pink simp (affectionate)."
Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 14:42:44
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:49:49
"Oh give me a moment- q3"
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:43:00
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:49:57
"Same to you. But I must say that I would like to head to the castle. There's someone there I wanted to see."
Zenith
2024-12-16 14:43:26
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:50:11
"Chaperone... father..." Zenith murmurs, thoroughly confused.
Draco
2024-12-16 14:45:26
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:50:29
By the scruff- Hood of his hoodie he is pulled out Mx.'s inventory "NjkhGHHHHH"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:45:41
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:50:49
"Dude."
X-121
2024-12-16 14:45:58
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"OuO"
Draco
2024-12-16 14:46:17
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:51:13
"FOR the record I wanted to be in there!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:46:35
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:51:39
"THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. WILD OWES ME 500 P."
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:47:47
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:42:27
"Ah, wait, that notail–" Enyalios looks.
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:47:53
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 14:52:15
"You survived! I guess that's good for you."
Draco
2024-12-16 14:52:35
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:42:38
"I'm just a shy little guy!"
X-121
2024-12-16 14:53:08
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:43:00
"Yeah, I survived. God didn't kill me! ouo!!"
Enyalios
2024-12-16 14:53:21
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:43:09
"Interesting. I'll have to look into that...from a distance."
Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 14:53:41
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:43:27
"Oh-! You're the notail Lord Gardens spoke of. How quaint. q3"
"So where we goin'?"
Draco
2024-12-16 14:54:40
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:43:39
"Mmmmmmmm."
"Yeah!! And im fine with anywhete! OuO"
"I wanna stretch my legs."
"Metaphorically speaking."
Draco
2024-12-16 14:56:10
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:22:35
"…Where, uh...where'd a guy about uh–This tall, Blue hair and, uh, a lot of pet experience go?"
"I restate my desire to enter the castle. But I don't know where such a person would be, son. (Adopted.)"
Draco
2024-12-16 14:57:12
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:15:10
"If we go in there, I'm gonna hide–Princess is scary!"
"She really is."
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:58:00
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"(Cough) Simp (Cough)..."
X-121
2024-12-16 14:58:14
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"Lol. OuO"
Draco
2024-12-16 14:58:47
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:16:18
"And like– I feel like I'd get a whole callout post for… er.. something–"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 14:59:13
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:19:16
"Yeaaaaah. Maybe shopping? Get ya some new art supplies or something!"
X-121
2024-12-16 14:59:34
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:19:54
"That sounds fun. OuO"
"Perhaps! We've been running low on those- q3"
"Not red paint though! We have plenty of that! q3"
"Ah. Cool beans." That's a normal thing to say.
"Haha!" Totally normal.
"Man like I'd like to get some red that doesn't like change color-"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:01:54
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:16:38
"What, did your bug rip open for red 'paint' this time?"
"Anyway, yes, any location is truly fine with me- I suspect heading to the castle on my own time might require more planning."
"Get in losers we're going shopping! /aff"
"I will take shotgun! If no one else claims it first."
"There's transit here??"
"Pff, we wish."
2024-12-16 15:04:15
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:23:02

The group chatters as they all head towards the central tower. When they get there, a line of customers stands outside, waiting for their turn to enter.

The consumers all suddenly turn to the group, pointing at Enyalios and chittering, as if confused by him.


2024-12-16 15:04:49
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-22 21:57:48

"Kikiki? Keke?"

"That's unusual."
One person in the line stands out though.

"What are they even selling in here.... ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:07:17
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:15:53
"Hey, uh, Dad (adopted,) why's everyone looking at yo–"
"!!!!!!"
Stumpy sharply elbows Drac.
"These blessed shrimp are really quite a disturbance and I was aiming to spend my time away from them."
"Hey!! Zipper! Zipper!" Drac excitedly bounces up and down to try and get his attention.
"What gives, shrimp?"
"Oh, yes, and that notail is here too. Woo!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:09:51
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:17:09
"Popcorn emoji."
"Oh hey, it's you! I never forget a face like that! ;D"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 15:10:40
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:17:24
"Uh, I'd come over but I've kind of been waiting in this line for 3 hours. ;D"
"I'd never forget a face like your's either man!"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:11:10
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:18:54
"Also, three hours? Yikes!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:11:40
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:16:57
"Bro, I don't even have legs, and that's making me tired."
"They're selling equipment and pets, so it has to be pretty good. ;D"
"That's relieving. I've been low on supplies since we got here."
Draco
2024-12-16 15:12:40
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:18:17
"Ooooo! Yeah! Makes sense!"
"What, those weird tiny shrimp balls that stare into space?"
"The ones that are all staring at me?"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:13:46
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:20:20
"No, the tiny depressed ones."
X-121
2024-12-16 15:14:02
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"That sounds exhausting, but yeah, I'm curious about those too. OuO"
"Oh, right. The tiny, depressed ones are very pathetic indeed."
Draco
2024-12-16 15:14:42
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"But man–Your legs must be so painful right now."
Zenith
2024-12-16 15:15:01
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:21:24
"... Maybe the big shrimp are intrigued by your whole corporate aesthetic?"
("perhaps it is the spherical shape and shine of his dome? q3")
"If they are, then I'm glad I have such a noticeable brand! (I should have such a noticeable brand…)"
"Maybe they wish they had a dad (adopted) as cool as our's!"

Enyalios finger-guns Draco.
"lmao you got called bald by a bug"
Zenith
2024-12-16 15:17:31
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:18:40
"... Sure!"
"Don't worry about me, my calves can handle this no problem. I'm on my feet all the time. ;D"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 15:18:18
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:23:26
"It's a bit awkward talking to you across the street. Come over! ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:18:43
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Drac excitedly runs over. Maybe almost tripping, but he's coming over!
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:19:36
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:24:12
"This isn't like some Black Friday shit where we get murdered for looking like we're gonna cut in line right?"
As Draco gets closer, the holy intern grabs him!

"No skikikipping!!!"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:20:38
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"AHHH!"
"W-What, no he's just here to talk to me. ;D"
Enyalios looks at Draco. "Quite unfortunate."
"I had no idea the shrimp could talk."
"I'm not skipping!! I just wanted to talk to my friend! Please put me down! I'm scared of heights!!!"
"Kikiki. Anomaly?"

The holy intern smells Draco.
"Shrimps are weird. OuO"
"Anomaly? Are you an anomaly? Kikiki?"
"…I'm Draco!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:25:46
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"OI MITTS OFF THE TINY DUDE." The equally tiny AI shakes its fists at the shrimp.
"I think he's just a robot.... ;D"
"But if he's an anomaly that's ok too! ;D"
"If this question extends to the rest of us, I can say that I'm no Limbo god."
Z-19939
2024-12-16 15:27:03
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"Seriously, let him go. ;D"
X-121
2024-12-16 15:27:35
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:25:42
"I'm not an anomaly either, I think!!! OuO"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:27:51
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:26:03
Drac sniffles piteously, touched by Zipper being okay with him regardless of whether or not he was anomalous
"Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki!!!!!! Anomaly! Anomaly!"
"Simp and let simp, man."

The holy intern shakes Draco.

Draco
2024-12-16 15:29:19
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:26:23
"STOP IT STOP IT!!! I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE!!"
"LET MY FRIEND GO OR I'LL PUT YA ON THE FUCKIN BARBIE."

The other holy interns are leaning over, those who are close enough try to grab Draco, but the original holy intern slaps away their hands.

"Oh shoot uh- you better let him go or I'll sic a unicorn on you? OuO"
Mx. Hesitates– Not expecting anything or anyone to target Drac- They wait to make a move… Their actions are costly…
"He asked me to be his adoptive father today and I shall play the part. Cedar, let him go!" Enyalios commands Cedar to [steal] Draco away from the cekeki!
2024-12-16 15:31:01
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Cedar steals away Draco, but the holy intern jumps out of the line, eliciting gasps from the others. They all hold their heads, mouth open in the same way like a group of colorful statues.

They could not believe one of them would jump out of a line. Was this anomaly so great?

"MKIKIKIMINE!!!!!"
"Dude you just met him. I don't think he's yours. ;D"
"I BELONG TO MYSELF!"
The holy intern rushes cedar, mouth snapping! "MINE MINE MINE!!!!"


Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Cedar barely dodges it!

"I can write up adoption papers if I must- I am his honorary parent after all."
"Attacking my own pet, are you?" Enyalios scoffs.
"G-guys! Be careful! There's like a ton of them-"
"Buzz off ya oversized cocktail!" Stumpy attempts to block the shrimp.
"That's true. And I am horribly underprepared for a fight. But they are asking for one."
Stumpios rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

Stumpy trips on the tail of the holy intern and it is quick to pick Stumpy up!


"Sniffifififififififififi snifff."
"KIKIKIKIK MINE MINE ANOMALY!"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:41:20
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"Maannn–I just wanted–To go shopping and, and–To talk to my favorite person–"

THE HOLY INTERN ATTEMPTS TO RUN AWAY WITH STUMPY.

Holy Intern rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

IT TRIPS OVER ITS OWN TAIL!

"MOTHERFUCKING SSSSHRIMP!!!!!!"
"OH. OH BOY."
"Woah, your favorite person is here? ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:44:27
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"…It's you <3 (No offense, everyone else.)"
"None taken!"
"(All the more reason to become an absent father as soon as this contract is over.)"
X-121
2024-12-16 15:43:55
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:27:57
"EY!!! ROCKY ROAD UH–UH–DO SOMETHING PLEASE. OUO" She commands her unicorn.
X-121 rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

Rocky Road kicks his owner!


X-121
2024-12-16 15:48:25
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"Ow. OuO"
"Kikikiki"
Zenith
2024-12-16 15:47:10
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"... R.I.P."
"Lemme GO." Stumpy slaps the shrimp on its bald head.

The holy intern tries to grab Stumpy again, but a ground of gasps distract it.


Another holy intern has broken away from the line!

The two holy interns start to fight over Stumpy!


Draco
2024-12-16 15:49:37
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"Oh shit–"
"You know what, I think you've made your declaration of war clear."
Draco
2024-12-16 15:50:20
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"Dad, I'm scared–"
Zenith
2024-12-16 15:50:37
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"OH SHIT."
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:51:18
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"Yo, what the fuck."
"But on the other… that's not my adoptive son so I don't particularly care."
"It'll be alright, son. (Adopted.)"
X-121
2024-12-16 15:52:20
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"What's even happening right now? OuO"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 15:53:03
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"What was that about your favorite person? I couldn't hear you over the shr–URK"

Holy intern after holy intern break from the line. Zookeeper could not offer goods better than a real living anomaly! Stumpy is surrounded, being tossed from intern to intern as each one tries to become the new owner of the hottest new fad.

"Uh....I'm not sure what to do, those holy interns are people...... ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:54:13
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:31:18
"M-Mx!! Y-You gotta help him!!!"
Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 15:56:06
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:31:38
("….He called me "just" a bug. q3")
"But so is the person in the middle....."
"PUT ME DOWN!!!! I'M SMALL AND BREAKABLE!!!!!!!"
Holy Intern rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

The holy interns place Stumpy into a collectable box while they fight around it. They don't want to damage their prize.


"This is much better than them staring at me instead!"
Draco
2024-12-16 15:57:01
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"P-Please!"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:57:15
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"I MEANT BUG IN AN AFFECTIONATE WAY, ASSHOLE!"
Zenith
2024-12-16 15:57:30
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("... Okay, who's the stealthiest of us?")
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:57:55
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:32:58
"CAN YOU HURRY UP?! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!"
"Oh, are you trying to make him one of those little capsule pets? He doesn't look much like a shrimp."
"Collected. OuO"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 15:59:42
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"NOOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE SHRIMP!"
Enyalios
2024-12-16 16:00:44
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"All you shrimp speak money, don't you?" Enyalios checks his pockets for cash.
Enyalios rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

Enyalios is too poor....

"I hate this planet."
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2024-12-16 15:58:41
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Mx slowly nods their head. "Only because Draco asked. q3"

Mx attempts to steal Stumpy back!


Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Mx just sort of walks up to the holy intern pile and looks back, as if to say "I tried my best!"
Zenith stops Enyalios and hands him a blank piece of paper.
Enyalios stares at the paper and holds it at the holy interns.
"This paper right here is the most fantastic thing you've ever seen! It can do amazing things! You can write on it! Draw! Create art! One sheet of paper for that robot right there. You'll never see a deal as good as this again."
Z-19939
2024-12-16 16:05:13
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"Okay, that's it!"
Draco
2024-12-16 16:05:29
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Drac sobs into his hands.
Zipper walks up to the holy interns and claps his hands.
Z-19939 rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

The holy interns instantly break out of their war and stare at Zipper.

"Kiki?"
X-121
2024-12-16 16:08:04
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"What if I–Never mind?? OuO"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 16:08:23
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"I'm going to be honest, I didn't think that'd work......."
"Uh.....no one is in the line! ;D"
"Oh, so a communist can do something and I can't?!"
"Nice job!"
Enyalios clears his throat. "Well, adopted son, your friend is free at last."
X-121
2024-12-16 16:10:40
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"That's the power of communism. And friendship. But mainly communism. OuO"
Draco
2024-12-16 16:10:53
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"T-Thank you, Zip... " Draco sobs.

All the holy interns blink in unison as they stare at the empty line, each one realizing this was their time to get in the front of it.


"First! First! First! First!"
Stumpy tries to open the box from the inside. He should've tried this five minutes ago.
Zenith
2024-12-16 16:13:42
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"Communism looking pretty beefy right now, I don't know. Might dip my toes in."
"Say anything good about communism, adopted son, and I'm disowning you."
Draco
2024-12-16 16:14:58
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"…I won't, dad."
2024-12-16 16:14:46
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They all push and shove each other as they jostle to be first in line. Fights once more break out, limbs are ripped, faces are scratched, and in the end, the line is reformed.

After a bit, many of those in it were now covered in light wounds.


"Oh man.........I just lost my place in line......"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 16:16:18
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"But, it was worth saving a person! ;D"
"If you really want to go so far as to call them 'people.'"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 16:17:35
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"FUCK YOU TOO, BUSINESS BITCH!"
"I get that term a lot."
Draco
2024-12-16 16:16:57
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"ZIPPERRR…. I LOVE YOU– YOU'RE SO NICEEEEEE!"
"You're too kind, I just did what anyone would have done! ;D"
"Well, anyone that isn't an animal. ;D" Zipper looks at Mx.
"Nice attempt at doing nothing. ;D"
X-121
2024-12-16 16:33:44
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 04:39:23
"So, not only are you a capitalist, but you're shrimpist too now. OuO"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 16:34:03
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Stumpy flips off Enaylios through the collectable box.
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2024-12-16 16:34:26
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Mx. pretends to not know what's wrong… They know.
X-121
2024-12-16 16:35:13
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"Also, yeah! Great job on doing literally nothing!! OuO" She also looks at the tailmic.
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Draco
2024-12-16 16:36:12
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"But, uh, uh- I was...l I have–I have something for you!"
Zenith... picks up Stumpy's box and opens it.
Zenith rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-16 16:38:03
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ZENITH GETS THE UNIVERSE'S WORST PAPER CUT OPENING THE BOX.


IT IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

"CURSE this mortal coil."
SHE IS TEARING UP. HER POOR WEAKSAUCE SQUID ARMS.
Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 16:40:02
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"….."

[Starving Artist]

Mx. Attempts to open the box.
Stumpy tries to open the box from the inside.
Mx. Paint rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 32 is rolled.
2024-12-16 16:42:12
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Mx stomps over to the box.........And opens it with such power, the top rips off!

"Wooooow nice job opening a box. ;D"
"You're so smart. Did you learn that yourself? ;D"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 16:45:20
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"Dude."
"That poor notail is doing their best!!"
"....."
"Really blew it out of the park with that one OuO"
"I was gonna open it myself"
Mx. Paint
2024-12-16 16:47:30
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"Be grateful, Draco adores you so. q3"
"Oh wow! Box opened! Nice one Mx.!"
"Everyone seemed to like have a hard time with it…"
Stumpy totally gracefully clambers out of the box.
Stumpios rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
Zenith
2024-12-16 16:48:42
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"It was evil." Zenith is nursing their papercut.

Stumpy.....actually somehow manages to get out of an open box. Amazing. Graceful.

"I'm so cool."
Enyalios
2024-12-16 16:52:52
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"Fantastic! Graceful."
"Welcome back to not being a marketable anomaly!! OuO"
"Do you need that papercut tended to? ;D"
"Yeah sure, but I can stick it out until you get your gift. Also my blood is drugs. So you might need gloves I dunno." She is in tears.
"But- But!!! Before I forget!" Drac pulls out a rolled sheet and holds it out for Zipper!

"Huh, what's this? ;D" Zipper takes a look at the paper.
Persona 4 - Specialist
Draco
2024-12-16 16:55:16
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"I–I, uh, remember when I gave you a drawing when we first met- I think I improved so much since then, and–Wanted to give you something…"
"I- I hope you like it!"
2024-12-16 16:56:11
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Draco produces the image!

Z-19939
2024-12-16 16:57:33
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"Whoa, you did this all for me?"
"This art is amazing!"
"Kiki"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 16:59:01
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"Oh!"
"Yeah!! It's because I love you!"
"ART!"
"FUCKING RUN."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:00:39
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Drac shields Zipper from what he assumes is gonna be real bad.
Z-19939
2024-12-16 17:01:01
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"OH FUCK. RUN TO THE CASTLE!!!!! ;D"
Zipper attempts to escape!

Z-19939 rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

HE'S SO GOOD AT RUNNING!


Stumpios
2024-12-16 17:03:07
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"HEY LOOK, TWO ARTS!" Stumpy throws two pieces of paper on the ground.
2024-12-16 17:03:39
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Its a guy!

2024-12-16 17:04:04
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Another guy!

Draco
2024-12-16 17:05:08
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Drac grabs Mx. by the frontmost leg and tries to follow!

"GEE! HE HAS SUCH STRONG LEGS! C'MON GUYS!"
"YEAH LET'S GO. WE'RE RUNNING." Zenith grabs Kensington and books it.
ENYALIOS RUNS TO THE CASTLE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!
X-121
2024-12-16 17:06:51
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Bleit pushes her unicorn, attempting to make it flee with her! RUN!!

The holy intern grabs the artwork and holds it up in the air.


"ART!!!"
2024-12-16 17:09:03
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The rest bark in unison.

Holy Intern
2024-12-16 17:09:30
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"ART!!!!!!"
2024-12-16 17:10:24
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The group gets away!
The group meets up outside of the castle.

"WE MADE IT!" Zenith pumps her fists into the air. And then she flinches and holds her papercut to her chest.
X-121
2024-12-16 17:16:40
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"Yay, we didn't get swarmed!! OuO"
"I am so sorry. Their culture sure is...strange. ;D"
"Hoo wee- No kidding!"
"I just wanted to say, I love this...."
Zipper looks around before whispering.
Z-19939
2024-12-16 17:12:09
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("Art! ;D")
Stumpy loud coughs. "GIFT."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:12:54
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DRAC IS STILL HAPPY! HAPPY! TAIL WAGGY!
"I was meaning to come to the castle anyway, so no hard feelings."
"Also thanks for getting me out of that box."
Stumpios
2024-12-16 17:13:46
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"No thanks to you, Enyalios."
Enyalios
2024-12-16 17:16:09
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Enyalios smiles back at Stumpy. But it's kind of hard to tell; he doesn't have a face.
"Awww you don't have to thank me, like I said, this is just what anyone would do! ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:18:24
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"I'm so, so sorry about all this."
"I guess I'm anomalous!-"
Stumpios
2024-12-16 17:19:18
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Stumpy clears its robotic throat. "OH YEAH! Heyyyy Drac, who did you say your favorite person was again? I couldn't hear it over the box."
"It doesn't matter if you're anomalous. Tons of people are anomalous, and don't even ask to be! ;D"
!!! <3<3<3<3
"But I guess if I can't go to the store...I won't be needing this."
"You can have it. Maybe you'll find a better use for it than me. ;D"
2024-12-16 17:22:50
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It's a gift??

Draco
2024-12-16 17:23:28
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"!!!!!!!!" Drac holds it like Zipper just gave him the most precious thing ever.
"Boxed... just as I was."
"Are you ok? I don't think it's going to escape or anything. ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:24:23
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Drac cries! These are happy tears! He's just so emotional right now.
"There's nothing stopping us from unboxing it right now."
"Bro get your mitts off his gift."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:24:59
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"I'm just so happy! Thank you!!!"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:25:41
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"We could open it later, Dad!"
Z-19939
2024-12-16 17:25:59
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"Whoa, you come from a whole robot family. That's really cool. ;D"
"I think robots should have family units too! ;D"
Enyalios mimics wiping a tear.
"Becoming an adoptive grandparent happens so fast."
Z-19939
2024-12-16 17:27:04
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"Well, 'too' compared to aliens. ;D"
"I was adopted pretty recently!"
"So this is a pretty new thing to me!"
"Ah, speaking of which, I have a 'cousin' I heard was here. Is Diana v1 on these premises, by chance?"
"I'm pretty sure that AI escaped or something. ;D"
"…Good to know. I suppose that isn't that surprising."
Stumpios
2024-12-16 17:29:41
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"I mean, you're practically a brother to me, Drac <3"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:30:32
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"You're a bro to me too, Stump! <3"
X-121
2024-12-16 17:29:11
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"Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to say nice hair. Mine is blue too. OuO" Bleit, who has been staring at Zipper relatively silently this whole time, chimes up and points at him.

"Is your hair blue cause of some freaky mutation too? ;D"
X-121
2024-12-16 17:32:20
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"Yeah, actually mine is too LOL OuO"
"If I don't eat certain fruits my hair actually starts turning grey. Ugh. ;D"
"I've heard being bald can be quite the look, if you ever feel like giving up the hair."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:33:16
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"I'm...technically bald, too."
"Family genetics."
"All robots are bald. ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:34:08
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"Yeah, we gotta wear wigs."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:34:24
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"If we want hair, that is."
"I mean I've got this fake leaf-hair thing."
X-121
2024-12-16 17:35:17
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"Is it removable? OuO"
"Try to find out and I'll put you in a collectable box."
Draco
2024-12-16 17:36:12
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"It's not removable. Don't try it."
X-121
2024-12-16 17:36:33
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"I bite. OuO"
"Please don't! They're metal!"
"She bites and walks up to Limbo gods unfettered, it's quite terrifying, really."
"Anyway it was nice meeting you all!"
"It was so nice seeing you again Zipper!"
"And I really like this gift. Thank you."
X-121
2024-12-16 17:39:22
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"I'm rabid!! OuO"
"Nice to meet you too!"
"I know I said it before but I just wanted to say it again! ;D"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:40:13
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"Y-You're welcome! I'm so happy you like it!"
"It was nice to meet you too!OuO"
"Same to you, notail. Mr. Zipper."
"Nice meeting you too!" Fingerguns.
"I guess I'll see you all later. Enjoy the capsule! Maybe you'll actually get to use it unlike me. ;D"
"U-um wait what where you going to say?"
"Huh? Oh no, I was just saying thank you again is all! Nothing else. ;D"
"We should keep in contact though. ;D"
"W-we really should! Uh- Let me just" A printer noise starts up… It's coming from Drac.
Zipper could have just typed it on his phone but he says nothing.
He proceeds to open his mouth and a small pink receipt sized paper falls out into drac's hand
"(Interesting. I should learn how to do that sometime.)"
"It's all the places I'm active on!" He hands it over to Zipper.
Zipper thinks the mouth thing is strange but he is too polite to ask if Drac is a clockwork.
Draco
2024-12-16 17:45:16
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"Uh–Sorry if that was a... A little scary… I just thought the mouth would be a cool mod to my shell."
Stumpios
2024-12-16 17:45:32
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"Can't even use it like a chest. S.M.H."
"I think it's really cool! Wow this is a long list. I'm not for social media or stuff......"
"It's fine if I just call you, right? ;D"
"Yeah! My phone number's there too!"
"The mouth mod is SUPER cool. Man, making me think I should have gotten a proper mouth hole for my carapace again."
Stumpy gives Drac a subtle fistbump.
"Oh yeah I see it! I'll talk to you later! You gotta tell me how that capsule works out! See you later! ;D"
"I'd invite you into the castle, but......"
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2024-12-16 17:48:01
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"Ah, don't worry about it! ;D"
"Yeahh- It's okay I'm kinda terrified of her anyways so I'm good"
Draco
2024-12-16 17:48:49
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"Anyways! Bye-bye! ILY! Have an awesome rest of the day! <3 <3"
"I don't know what alien word ILY is, but thank you! ;D"
No one is typing.