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TIGER DEN▼
TIGER DEN
[Okami - Kusa Village]

You and your crew head forth in the early morning. You have no tracker (after ONE OF YOU lost it) but know what you believe is the general direction of it.

You pass a dark village (one of you shudders while passing it, but refuses to tell you why) and a hohun village (the villagers give you some food for your trip.)

You're starting to feel you're going too far out....Even worrying of becoming lost.

It is there that you see a destroyed and crumbling town and castle.

G-Class
"Look, all I'm saying is, we don't need the damn tracker, right guys? We're better than technology. We'll feast on mother nature's bones and all that <:). Right? Totally not my fault. Dare say this is just making the trip funner."
Twix
"SO TRUE BESTIE! XD"
G-Class
"This guy gets me. Love u bestie. <:)"
G-8471
2024-12-15 09:29:48
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"Incredibly true, "bestie". =)"
Twix
"HEART YOU TOO BESTIE! ANYWAYS THIS PLACE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM LAST NIGHT! COOL AS HELL!! DO YALL WANNA EXPLORE A BIT?"
Y-507
"Sure, besties. uwu"
G-Class
"Oh, hell yeah, think it'll collapse on us or something? That'd be cool I think. <:)"
All of you walk through the gates. A few paths open up.

One leads down to a prison. The other to a mess hall in the castle.

And the final to a dock on the other side of the town.
G-8471
"Hm. Prison. I haven't been there in a while. =)"
Twix
"IT'D BE EXTREMELY COOL!!" Twix exclaims, walking through the gates with the #besties.
G-Class
"Same! Going on a trip with the #besties, hope prison missed me as much as I did it <:)."
Y-507
"Let's go. If you die, you die, and that'll be no one's fault but yours. uwu"
Twix
"SO TRUE!"
G-8471
"... I'm so glad to be on the optimism train with everyone here. Impending doom, take me away =)"
Twix
"WHERE D'YALL THINK WE SHOULD EXPLORE?"
G-8471
"Honestly, I think the most interesting creatures will reside around the dock. Maybe a little amphibious? =)"
G-Class
"My vote's already on going back to jail, but wouldn't mind going to the docks really <:)."
Y-507
"I wonder if there's any sad sack still in the prison. uwu"

You do hear a sound coming from the prison....

Twix
"TRUE.... DOCKS SOUND INTERESTING BUT SO DOES THE PRISON."
Y-507
"It's all up to you. uwu"
G-Class
"You think someone's getting #lashed in there, #besties? Man I loved the #lashings, hope that's what that sound is. Up to you where we go <:)."
Twix
"PRISON IT IS!!!"
G-8471
"Wonderful. Maybe there will be an open cell you can all wander into that I can lock behind you. Lead the way =)"
Y-507
"And then leave us behind, bestie? I don't believe you. uwu"
Twix
2024-12-15 09:37:25
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"HAHA! YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!"
G-8471
"Haha, yeah. Joking. Totally. =)"
You all head down into the prison.

Of you asks if the other has a light, but before you can get handed one, the thumps of the sound rushes towards you!
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-15 09:41:18
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The expedition leader is pinned to the wall by......by.....O-6?

O-6?
"The FUCK you doing all the way out here, sneaking up on a guy? >:3"
Twix
"ARE WE ABOUT TO KISS?"
O-6?
"Sure. >:3"

O-6 gives Twix a smooch.

Y-507
"Is that O-6 or is that jus- bless the gods it's O-6. uwu"
G-8471
".... Hate it here. =)"
G-Class
"This is so much like the prison I remembered. Awful <:)."
Twix
Twix blushes.

O-6 throws Twix on the floor.

O-6? rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

VERY HARSHLY OH GEEZ..WHAT WAS THE CRACKING NOISE.

G-8471
"... Did our expedition leader just break like a damn breadstick? =)"
Twix
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, LOVE WINS HAHA- OW"
G-Class
"A-anybody got a toothbrush for a classic prison scuffle? Last thing I'd want is to get bent like our expedition leader just now... Or worse, what happened directly before it <:)."
G-8471
"Clearly you didn't win at love. =)"
G-Class
"Yeah I'm pretty confident you just lost at love. Like 0 score, 0 lives lost. <:)"
Y-507
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT. ARE YOU THAT BAD AT BEING NICE TO PEOPLE. uwu"

O-6 cracks his knuckles.

O-6?
"I gave that thing a kiss like it asked mother fucker, I think I'm allowed to make my own demands after that alien made one. >:3"
G-8471
"What can we do for you, O-6? =)"

O-6 blocks the way to the path deeper in the prison.

O-6?
"Why the fuck are you all the way out here? >:3"
Y-507
"Why are you all the way out here, throwing people on the floor? But I don't know why someone tried to kiss you. uwu"
G-Class
"Someone lost our tracker and we thought a trip back down prison memory lane would be nice. Why, were you not expecting visitors this time of day? Sorry 'bout that warden. <:)"
O-6?
"I don't got to answer shit from you. But I'll give you my story. I just came here yesterday so I could pick up my hound tomorrow. He actually believed I'd fall for a scam like you suckers.

I'm just taking in the nearby sights is all. >:3"
G-8471
G-8471 observes O-6 and looks for a zipper. This doesn't seem like O-6, perhaps its a very well made fursuit. It wouldn't be the first time.

O-6 claws G-8471 as they get close to look for a zipper.

O-6?
"Come near me, I dare you, bitch. >:3"
G-Class
"I wouldn't risk him kissing you, bestie <:)."
G-8471
"No thank you, I'm quite alright. No kisses, please. =)"
O-6?
"You're way off the trail for your fucking baby game. You're not going to find a capture creature here. >:3"
Y-507
"Please oh please give us a tour around the prison, then, just to show that you mean it? uwu"
G-Class
"I think I left my toothbrush here last time, sorry. You think we could just go in for a second? <:)"
O-6?
"I'm not giving you assholes a tour of a mound of shit! Leave and go somewhere else to play your damn capture creature game. >:3"
G-Class
"...Think you could use some backup getting your hound back? Warden? <:)?"

O-6 attacks!

O-6? rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.
2024-12-15 10:03:28
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HE HAS THE G-CLASS BY THEIR NECK.

G-Class
"PLEASE DO NOT KISS ME. <:)"
O-6?
"You trying to call me weak, motherfucker?"

-Crack-

The G-Class drops to the floor, dead.

G-8471
"..."

"I think we'll be on our way. Thank you for your time, O-6. =)"
O-6?
"Anyone ELSE want to challenge me, or come into this prison? It could use a paint job, don't you think? Now, how about playing your game outside, kittens? >:3"
2024-12-15 10:07:11
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Y-507 tries to coerce Woggles to her side. Woggles joins her!

Y-507
"Bless the fucking gods. uwu"
O-6?
O-6 looks behind his back, as if worried about something....but nothing is there.

".................... >:3"
Twix
"WE LOST A BESTIE TODAY..." Twix weeps.
Y-507
"I'll offer you a compromise, O-6. You can keep the corpse if you let us through. Free body parts, sir. uwu"
O-6?
O-6 flexes his claws. "Say that again. I didn't hear you. ~ >:3"
Y-507
"Do you want that corpse, sir? uwu"
O-6?
"You can take that shit. I'm not carrying mother fucking dead weight. >:3"
Y-507
"Understood, sir. uwu"
2024-12-15 10:11:13
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Y-507 tries to add the G-class to her inventory. Free body parts.

Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-15 10:11:40
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Y-507 does it. A full body in his pocket. He feel amazing about this, not everyday a man gets a dead body you know?

Y-507
"I may be communist, but I have become a rich notail today. uwu"
Twix
"WELL, AS DASHING AS MR O-6 IS AND AS MUCH AS EVERYONE LOVES HIM AND WANTS TO BE AROUND HIM, I GUESS WE OUGHTTA GO. WE CAN CHECK OUT THE DOCKS FROM EARLIER"
G-8471
"Well, we'll be on our way then. Horrible meeting you, enjoy prison. =)" Gunner rides out on his thornhead.
Your group runs up the stairs and avoids anymore interactions with O-6.

Heading towards the docks you hear a small jingling sound.
2024-12-15 11:25:55
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A LEGENDARY GWECH HAS APPEARED.

The gwech is wearing the shell of a dead arise and a collar. It seems this pet is owned by someone......though, as you look closer, its nails are over grown, its hairs long, and its middle legs haven't been eaten in ages (you can tell by the patterning of skin growth.)

Someone used to own this gwetch.

Twix
"WHAT CRUEL INDIVIDUAL LEFT SUCH A GORGEOUS GWECH OUT HERE?"
G-8471
2024-12-15 11:26:55
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"A dead one, most likely. =)"
Y-507
Y-507 leans down to her tailmic. "Hintz, I think this gwetch used to have a very loving owner. Can you go figure out who that was for me? uwu"

Hintz takes a great big look at the gwech! Lets see who could have owned....it........

2024-12-15 11:28:11
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[Disconnected Phone Message]
Hintz has suddenly died.
Twix
2024-12-15 11:29:23
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"WHAT THE FUCK."
G-8471
"WHAT THE FRESH FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TAILMIC??? ARE YOU ALRIGHT??? =)"
Y-507
2024-12-15 11:30:45
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"WHAT THE FUCK. uwu"

In her sorrow, Y-507 attempts to add Hintz to her inventory.
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-15 11:31:31
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Y-507 PUTS THAT BODY IN HIS INVENTORY. HE FOLDS IT CORRECTLY, PERFECTLY IN THERE. IT'S AMAZING. WOW. IF ONLY THIS WASN'T HIS DEAD PET THIS WOULD BE AWESOME.

G-8471
"Please, please for the hatred of the neo, just pet that gwech. Just offer it some food and love. I don't want anyone else to spontaneously fall over dead =)"
Y-507
"I'll be alright because he'll always be with me. In my inventory. uwu"

The gwech slowly starts to waddle away from the group.....

G-8471
"...Well, That's one of the stages of grief... =)"
G-8471
"Inventorying. =)"
Twix
"HEY! C'MERE!! PSPSPS." Twix beckons the gwech, following it.
Twix rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The gwech looks at you, tilts its head and bounds towards you!!!!!
It bites your arm!

The gwech rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

And chews it a lil!

G-8471
"Aw, it likes you.... Or is starving. =)"
Twix
2024-12-15 11:36:21
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"WHAT A CUTIE! LOVE THIS LITTLE BUGGER." Twix pats its head :-)
Twix rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Your pat is ok.......

Twix
"A LITTLE HUNGRY THOUGH IT SEEMS. ANYONE GOT FOOD?"
G-8471
2024-12-15 11:38:41
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"Let me check. =)" Gunner roots around his inventory for treats.
Gunner rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-15 11:39:45
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G-8471 has a normal yet amazing smelling bag of treats!

G-8471
2024-12-15 11:40:21
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"I have some here! They were supposed to be for Col, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing. =)" Gunner hands the bag to Twix.
Y-507
"I have corpses. uwu"
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-15 11:38:18
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Y-507 has more corpses than he remembers, wow!!! Where those dead bodies come from?

Twix
Twix takes the bag from Gunner, and holds some treats out for the gwech to eat.
Y-507
Y-507 looks for more corpses… definitely just to feed the gwetch with.
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

The bodies are missing......
The bodies are missing.
THE BODIES ARE MISSING, WHERE DID THEY-
Someone has necromanced the bodies....someone is testing their skills.....

but they're not good at it.

Y-507
"OH GODS OH GODS OH GODS uwu"
2024-12-15 11:45:02
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Y-507 stares up at a mangled monster.

G-8471
"Did I just hear the telltale rattling of some novice necromancy? =)"
Twix
"UM. THIS IS HIGHLY CONCERNING."
G-8471
"Highly concerning indeed. And Highly Shootable. =)"

The gwech tries to ignore everything and take a lil lick of the treats.....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

The gwech is enraged and kills Isidor!!!

Y-507
"Woggles, are you glad? Your owner is alive again… I think. uwu"
2024-12-15 11:48:41
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Woggles hates owner. Woggles and its second budding head want Helen!!!! Woggles attacks with vicious intent.

Woggles rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.

Woggles misses!

Mangled Monster
"YIIOUUUS MOTHGERFUCKHERS. YOU SHITTTS OF PIECES... YUOUEUU"
2024-12-15 11:52:11
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THE MONSTER LASHES OUT AT WOGGLES!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

The monster slaps Woggles on the nose, it fights back! It hates you, it hates you so much! You're not its owner!!!!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

But it only grazes the monster!

G-8471
"OH SHIT. =)"
Y-507
Y-507 attempts to reunite with Hintz. He may not be dead anymore, but he'll always be a free body part in Y-507's heart.
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-15 11:57:05
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Hintz grabs Y-507 and starts to drag them towards the dead body! It wants you to reunite... forever.

Y-507
"Hintz, I'm so glad you still love me. uwu"
Y-507
2024-12-15 11:55:15
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"THIS IS FINE. FUNNY IN FACT. HILARIOUS. ITS GREAT. TWIX GRAB YOUR GWECH AND PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE. DON'T DIE. =)"
Twix
"GOT IT." Twix tries getting the gwech and RUNNIN'!
Twix rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:00:05
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Twix grabs the gwech. It still doesn't trust them and isn't tamed, so they're taking major damage from its bites and claws as they run!

G-8471
"Hey Col, hey buddy. we'll be alright, alrighty? We're gonna ride into that monster and keep it from dragging notails in. Its our job now. I love you. =)"

Gunner mounts Col and rides towards the monster, trying to separate it from the Y class!
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:02:41
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Hintz loves their owner so so so much, and Hintz knows how much they love dead bodies. Well, Hintz has a surprise. =)


G-8471
"Well, shit. =)"
Mangled Monster
"HHHHINTTZ WJHERE DO DWE AIM.. MAZSIIVE DAMAAAGE..E MAJKE THEM PAIY...
THJE COPRSES... THJEY RING IN OUR HEEEAD... ZOO MANY COPRRSES..... THEYF KEPT PILLLING UFP....... US....."

THE MASS OF MONSTER CONJURES [Smarty]!

Hintz HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK.

Mangled Monster
THE MONSTER EXPLAINS IN PERFECTLY CLEAR LIMBLISH: "WHO DO WE KILL NEXT. WHAT EXTREMITY BREAKS THE QUICKEST."
Mangled Monster
"LET'S MAKE. O-6. INTO ANOTHER DEAD BODY. uwu"
Mangled Monster
NEVERMIND WE WANT TO OBLITERATE THE TIGER.
==========SOMEWHERE IN THE PRISON============

O-6 stares at a prison cell with blood dried up ages ago.

O-6
"Nothing is more fucked up than what happened in here....... >:3"
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G-8471
"...If you're going to murder O-6, can we just, like, come along and not be integrated into your chimera of horrible flesh? =)"
Mangled Monster
"SURE. YOU CAN COME ALONG. IF YOU WANT TO. uwu"
Twix
Twix asks their capture creature, Kugelblitz, to go help the besties with the big horrific abomination of necromancy while xe watches over the gwech.
Kugelblitz rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

Kugelblitz bites the giant undead monster!
And rips out Hintz!

Mangled Monster
"OW. uwu"
G-8471
"Oh, oh yikes. Col, Col back up. I don't want you to get monster juice on you. =)"
Mangled Monster
"MINIMAL LOSS. INTELLIGENCE UNNEEDED. TIGER. DEATH. WANT."

Meanwhile, how is Twix faring with the gwech?

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:14:15
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TWIX IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD.
IT HATES TWIX SO MUCH!
TWIX CAN'T KEEP RUNNING WITH THIS UNTAMED ANIMAL.

Twix
WELL......... WE CAN STOP RUNNING AND PUT THE THING DOWN.

[CHAOS ROLL]

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Twix teleports back to the convention center with the gwech!

A fine turkey dinner has been laid out for the monster.

Mangled Monster
"SO. DO YOU GUYS. WANT TO BEAT UP O-6 NOW? uwu"
Mangled Monster
".... WELL,,, Y-507S, YOU ARE A FREAK.. BUT WE ARE ONE FOR NOOW. DOO WE BEND THE TIGER.. INTO A TRIANGLE... OR INTO A SQUARE..?"
G-8471
"I just…. I just want my thornhead to be safe: this feels like a very unsafe environment. You, specifically, are the unsafe environment =)"
Mangled Monster
2024-12-15 12:18:39
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"I LIKE. TRIANGLES. THEY'RE POINTY. THIS DINNER. IS NOT POINTY. uwu"
O-6 is at the table.
The monster and notail leader are on a date night.
The G-class is the waiter.
G-8471
"Care for another sparkling water, good sirs? =)"
Mangled Monster
"SURE. THANKS. uwu"
Mangled Monster
"DOO.. YOU WANT ANYTHING.. D-DEAR...?" THE MONSTER OFFERS THE TIGER THE MENU.
O-6
"Tsk, don't get me that cheap shit. I want the fine ass wine. So, how are you abominations doing tonight? >:3"
Mangled Monster
"SAAME OLD. YOOU KNOW HOW IT IIS."
Mangled Monster
"LOVELY. HHHHONEY. EHEEE. uwu"
G-8471
"The fine ass wine, an excellent choice sir. I'll be right back with…. three glasses and the bottle. =)"
O-6
"Bring 4, I'm going to need it. So, how did you fucked up monsters meet up? >:3"
G-8471
"Of course. =)" Gunner fetches the glasses, the bottle of their finest ass wine and obligatory appetizer of a charcuterie board. Pretentious fucks.
Mangled Monster
"FUUUNNY STORY, AACTUALLY. THIS NOTAIIL HERE IS IINTO SOOME WEEIRD SHIT. THEIR DATIING PROFILE DIDN'T MENTION THE COORPSES."
Mangled Monster
"I COLLECTED. BODY PARTS. uwu"
Mangled Monster
"HOOPE YOU DON'T MIIND."
O-6
"How funny."

O-6 downs a glass of wine and throws it behind him.
Mangled Monster
"COOULD YOU BEE A DEAAR AND BRING US SOOME NAPKINS, GUNNER"
O-6
"I happen to make body parts. >:3"
Mangled Monster
"W-WOAH WE AREN'T EEEVEN AT OOUR HOTEL YET, HAHAH!"

O-6 attacks!

Mangled Monster
"WAIT UNTIL. WE BOOK THE ROOM. AT LEAST. uwu"
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 7 is rolled.

He misses the giant hulking mass!

O-6
2024-12-15 12:33:09
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"They only assholes I go to hotels with, is my husband! >:3"
G-8471
"Napkins right away, sirs =)"

Gunner goes about sweeping up the glass as he returns with some napkins.
Mangled Monster
"GUNNER. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. CAN YOU BRING ME ANOTHER CORPSE. uwu"
O-6
"And Classless-7. >:3"
G-8471
"Ah, a fine choice. There are many corpses available, the chef's choice is the mutilated aftik, of course. =)"
Mangled Monster
"WEE DOON'T CARE WHAT COORPSES WE INTAAKE, BABY."
O-6
"And any whores I'm allowed to have. >:3"
O-6
"Are you a whore? >:3"
Mangled Monster
"M-MAYYBE. ;)"
Mangled Monster
"WE COULD BE. IF YOU. WANT US TO BE. uwu"
O-6
"One moment, I need to call my husband then. >:3"

O-6 takes out his phone.

Mangled Monster
"WEE'LL HAVE SOOME AFTIIK. WHILE HE'S ON A CALL, PPLEASE."
G-8471
Gunner hauls out an aftik. It looks sufficiently dead.

"Enjoy the meal, sirs =)"
Mangled Monster
"SSCRUUMPTIOUS. FINAALLY A GOOD FUCKING MEEAL."
O-6
"Hi. I met some whores, can I take them with me today? >:3"
2024-12-15 12:38:58
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O-6 rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
O-6
"He said no. So you'll just have to fucking die! >:3"
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 23 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:41:17
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O-6 leaps up and rips off the G-class' head from the monster!

O-6
"One more monster left. >:3"
Mangled Monster
"HHHH-HH. HONEY. uwu."
G-8471
"…"

Gunner adds five dollars to the gratuity costs. He doesn't get paid enough for this shit.
Mangled Monster
2024-12-15 12:42:33
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Y-507 attempts to kill O-6 for not going to the hotel with him!
The monster rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

The monster throws the table at O-6, he's hit and staggers back.

Mangled Monster
"YOU. COULD HAVE LOVED US. WE'RE ALMOST-DEAD. DON'T YOU. WANT. TO TAKE US. uwu"
Mangled Monster
"ARE YOU. A WHORE? uwu"
O-6
"I'm MARRIED bitch! No whores means No FUCKING WHORES! >:3"
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:44:21
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He scratches the necromancied beast!

O-6
"I'm a whore for my husband is what I am! >:3"
Mangled Monster
"LET'S ALL GO. TO THE HOTEL. TOGETHER. I'LL PAY. uwu"
O-6
"Bitch, my husband said no! Look, if you really really want someone, I can hook you up with someone else. Interested? >:3"
Mangled Monster
"AHHHHAAA. CUTE. MAYBE I CAN MEET. A HOT CUTE ABOMINATION. THAT WOULD BE NICE. uwu"
O-6
"Perfect. I'll call her. >:3"
G-8471
"Any dessert for the table? =)"
Y-507
"GET ME. A GLASS. OF LOVE. uwu"
G-8471
"A fine choice. A glass of love, frothy and bleeding, just as you like it. Enjoy =)"

O-6 makes another phone call.

2024-12-15 12:47:29
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Last edit: 2024-12-22 21:45:56

"So....let me get this correct. You want me to go on a date with an undead abomination? -m-"

O-6
"Yeah she's your fucking type. I think she has extra limbs. >:3"
O-8
"..........................................."
Y-507
"YES. I'LL PAY. FOR THE HOTEL. COME WITH ME. O-8. uwu"
O-8
2024-12-15 12:48:42
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-22 21:46:07
"I'll be right over. om-"
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