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BOXING DAY
[Dual Destinies OST: 1-21 Athena Cykes]
2024-12-13 18:31:21
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You're on the hunt for capture creatures! You and your group couldn't find the sinner arise (apparently it got caught...), but whatever, it wasn't that cool anyway! Checking around you see signs of a few creatures!

The first is towards a strange equipment room that the hohuns are eating outside of.

The second is a path to some sort of abandoned restaurant! Huh....What's that doing all the way out here?

The last one is leads into a hot cave. The markings leading towards it look like someone burned into the trees.....

Phi
2024-12-13 18:33:28
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"Alright, thanks for meeting up everybody! I just kinda had this 'leader' badge foisted upon me and I think it was an accident, but I think we've got a good team together. We should be able to keep a totally definitely organized front!"
"Now, uh. How do we start this?"
"Yeah, uh-- organized!! Isn't that right, Taffy? :w:"
"This is gonna be so fun!! We just need to follow the tracks you choose captain!"
Knight
2024-12-13 18:38:59
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"Huh...? Are we doing something? It's...Oh. Capture creatures. Right. Don't worry, my mallon is the best mallon. -^-"
"Right. So. An expedition. Needs. Supplies? So we should go to the equipment room over there, probably."
"Usually you start by assigning roles, but I guess since I'm just scouting about to see how this place is I won't really push any strong stuff onto others."
Phi
2024-12-13 18:40:16
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"Uh. I assign. Everybody let's go that way!"

Phi heads for the strange equipment room.
Knight
2024-12-13 18:41:12
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"I don't think we'll be out here for that lo- okay. -^-"
Knight follows along.
"Come on socks! We're gonna make the biggest mess ever!"
"Off we go! :w:"

Your group heads forth towards the equipment room. The hohun eating outside speaks up to you.

Herder
2024-12-13 18:49:38
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"Woah woah woah, buddy, don't mean to uh......."

The hohun struggles to speak, obviously still not used to limbolish.

Herder
2024-12-13 18:52:07
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" "Shit on your parade" but you know that uuuuuhhhhh tsssshhhh....."
Herder
2024-12-13 18:52:33
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The hohun struggles. It's trying to figure out a word for "Really bad."

"That uh, place "Fucked the fuck fuck up" right?"
Knight
2024-12-13 18:53:03
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"...So? That sounds like it's going to have the neatest creatures. -^-"
"Oh. Other expedition things... gather information? What's wrong with it?"
"That sounds like a challenge. :w:"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 18:55:34
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"How fucked because I'm gonna mess it up more."
"Sounds like everybody is eager to tackle it but it never hurts to find out more!"
"We can't go in, and it's bad, or we can go in but it's bad?"
2024-12-13 18:57:44
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Starlis motions with her claws when speaking, and holds up a hand to motion for non movement.

Knight
2024-12-13 18:58:54
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"My mom bought me life insurance so I'm not afraid of death. -^-"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 18:59:52
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"Wait, you guys have life insurance?"
Herder
2024-12-13 19:01:11
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"Uuuuuuuh uhb........"Real fucked." What uh that owlkin say? She say it was ok for you folks to be here? Some other folks went into that uh..... "Fucking eat place" met some hmmmm "fucked up men." Gotta get the uhhh fucking ok by the owlkin, you got that?"
"I have like 20 clones on standby."
Starlis
2024-12-13 19:03:24
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"I don't know what an owlkin is, but it sounds like we're free to go inside. Let's go, adventure, yaaay... -^-"
"Sounds like somebody said it's ok for us to be here! Keep an eye out for strange individuals, I guess!"
"I dunno what an owlkin is either, but that sounds like my kinda person, hehe. :w:"
"Sounds okay to me!"

Phi leads onwards with definitely not misplaced confidence!

"Either way they can't really stop us unless they use physical force due to their lack of rights, plus we're in the lawless sector so."

The hohun turns his head, not quite understanding, but he sees you all nod your heads and assumes you all got approval by Larp.

"Ok ok. Ok if you got approved. Go in if you want. Uhhh....." The hohun thinks...what's the most respectful way to say goodbye.....wait, he knows!
"Bye Bitch. >w<"
"Bye to you too????? :w:?????"
"Haha peace among bitches good sir."
"Um. You too!"

The group heads down into the equipment room. You were expecting this place to be small, but it's huge.

[The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth OST Innocence Glitched]
2024-12-13 19:13:51
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A LEGENDARY NUMBSKULL HAS APPEARED!

The numbskull is moving items back and forth, attempting its best to fix up the items. It dusts and cleans. It hasn't seemed to notice you yet......

Knight
2024-12-13 19:19:56
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"Hey that looks like my mom's coworker that she hates. Wait...That's too vague...uuuh...-^-"
"Uhm..."
Phi
2024-12-13 19:21:01
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"Why do I get a feeling that something terrible is going to happen here?"
"I can sense you regretting your life choices."
"Ew. :w:"
"Well, nonetheless, seems like our target is here. Any ideas?"
Knight
2024-12-13 19:23:43
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"It looks like it likes cleaning... Maybe we can help it clean up?"
Knight
2024-12-13 19:24:17
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"...Either that or incredible violence. -^-"

The numbskull looks at you and your group......

"..........................................................."

It very very VERY slowly starts to inch away, dropping its box of neat rocks.

"Oh! Um. Do you. Need any help, maybe?"
"Whoa it's okay! We can help you!" She picks up some trash on the ground.
"Oh! Crimes, go pick that up for them!"
Knight
2024-12-13 19:29:23
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"Hey, one, let's try cleaning up together. You're the best at everything you do, so this'll be great. -^-" Knight tries to work together with One to pick up some trash.
"Clean up it is! :w:" Chitter also helps clean up. Whee!
Phi
2024-12-13 19:58:55
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Phi meanwhile looks for a nice spot that the box can be neatly placed.
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Phi rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-13 20:02:25
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Knight rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Starlis rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

The numbskull panics as Strawberry drops a box, but as the others come together to help, it calms down more. The place is getting fixed up nicely which it very much likes.

It chuckles very very quietly. It appears to like you guys!

But....it suddenly returns to being stressed out. It knows you shouldn't be here. It shakes and puts its hand to its head and points to leave the equipment room.

It wants friends....but you can't be here......


Starlis picks strawberry up by the scruff and sets her aside.
"Well, the guy outside said we were allowed. Maybe there's something else we can help with here?"
"I'm so sorry little dude. Maybe I can like go stand outside? What do you guys think?"
Knight
2024-12-13 20:07:21
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"I think it's afraid it'll be bad if we hang out with it. If we leave now we'll never catch it. We gotta show that it won't hurt us. Hey, one, go do that funky dance we've been practicing...! The good luck dance. I'm sure that'll calm it down. -^-"

There's heavy footsteps coming from deeper in the equipment room........

The numbskull panics and puts its hands to its head and slinks backwards. It rapidly points outwards! Outwards!

It's not scared of you. It's scared for you.

Knight
2024-12-13 20:09:00
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"Oh. It looks like we might need to do incredible violence anyway. -^-"
"Guys I'm so scared right now."
"Oh. Is there usually incredible violence involved in these? I was kind of enjoying that this was more relaxed than I expected. Um. Defensive. Positions?"
"Uh- I did not sign up to get Taffy killed- :w:"
Knight
2024-12-13 20:13:49
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"One, forget the funky dance, come on. I know just what will win the day... But we need.... The goods. -^-"

Starlis focuses her powers, creating psychic eyes on her wings to get a better view of the equipment room so she could see what's around them.

2024-12-13 20:15:46
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Knight begins to look for a weapon and some armor. He wants to be a real knight, and One shall be his noble steed!

Strawberry panics and kicks a box on purpose. "Socks, help me make a mess!"

The numbskull turns around and waves its hands in an attempt to distract the creature but it doesn't work.

Rushing towards the ground is a large shadowy bird.

It's all wrong.

All wrong.


[Lobotomy corp OST - 2nd warning]
2024-12-13 20:24:46
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"hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-13 20:27:44
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YOU THROW A BOX ON THE FLOOR AND OUT SPILLS A TON OF ROCKS. MESSINESS LEVEL 1!

Knight rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

WHILE LOOKING FOR AN OBJECT A BOX FALLS ON YOU. YOU'RE TRAPPED!

YOU CANNOT MOVE.


Knight
2024-12-13 20:30:11
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"...Oh fuck. -^-"
Phi
2024-12-13 20:30:49
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"I JUST- OH JEEZ OH NO OKAY OKAY LET'S UM DO, SOMETHING. CRIMES, HELP GRAB OUR FRIEND. EVERYBODY UM. DO THINGS?" Phi tries, with their capture creature, to grab the O-Skull.
"Well this is bad. Trasher! Get that box that fell and CHUCK IT AT THE BEAST."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 20:32:44
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Strawberry attempts to throw more stuff to make a mess!
Chitter
2024-12-13 20:33:33
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"WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT :W:" Chitter helps to make a mess??? Maybe they're trying to trip this thing???
Knight
2024-12-13 20:35:12
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"I'll be okay, one! I have life insurance. Quick! Do a funky little dance to distract that thing! Keep it busy! -^-"

Crimes automatically grabs the numbskull and runs back to you. GOOOOOO [THEFT!!!!]
Trasher attempts to grab the box. (No plus yet cause it's just a grab)

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

But it's just SLIGHTLY too heavy!!!!

Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

MESS LEVEL 2

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-13 20:38:35
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MESS LEVEL 3!!!!

Knight tries to give an order, but they're stuck under a box!
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!"
2024-12-13 20:41:18
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GRABBING THE NUMBSKULL HAS MADE IT EXTRA ANGRY. IT'S ATTACK IS NOW +8

IT ATTACKS KNIGHT!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +8. A 21 is rolled.

Despite being a black empty mass.....as it opens its mouth, you could swear you saw its teeth.

KNIGHT IS OUT AND BEING MAULED.


"Okay whatever was in that box was pretty heavy, so instead...Trasher, throw the biggest rock at that creature!" She points to a larger rock from that spilled box from earlier.
"Clock that beast good."
"C-cover me!" Phi almost shouts, clearly worried about being too loud, and tries to get the numbskull out of here, knocking into shelves to hopefully make a mess on the way.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 21:47:58
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Strawberry stands her ground and makes more of a mess!
2024-12-13 21:48:47
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Chitter rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:50:38
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Chitter looks for anything that can do some damage to the beast!!!
Your thornhead kicks a rock!!!!!!

It misses.....

His one power and he fails it.

Phi rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

YOUR ATTEMPTS TO KNOCK OVER OBJECTS END UP KNOCKING OVER YOURSELF! YOU FELL ON THE FLOOR BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT TRAPPED.

2024-12-13 21:53:31
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Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

YOU ALSO ACCIDENTLY SLAP A BOX WHICH THEN FALLS AND BURIES YOU.

Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

You FIND A KNIFE........IT'S OK.

"hEEeeeeHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THE MONSTER SPRINGS FORWARD AT THE MOTH.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +8. A 27 is rolled.

WOAH.
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.
STARLIS IS OUT.

"Taffy I need you to steal that box- PLEASE BE CAREFUL I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. PLEASE. :W:"

Phi gets up again and is booking it!! Putting a lot of trust into their teammates and not thinking about the unpacking of this situation they're gonna have to do later.
Strawberry takes a step back once out from under the box and sends Socks to attack the beast!
Taffy grabs the box! She's so good at stealing!
Socks attacks with a level 3 mess!!!!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 14 is rolled.

The beast hisses and backs away. It wasn't expecting a fight. But it'll fight if it needs to!

Phi rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

YOU FINALLY GET TO THE STAIRS, BUT LIKE, TRIP ON THEM. WOW.

LIKE.

I KNOW YOU'RE PANICKING BUT THEY'RE STAIRS.

The hohun notices you. "Ey uh.....what you up to fucker?"
"EVERYTHING IS FINE I GOTTA GO"

THE BEAST ATTACKS CRIME RAT!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +8. A 25 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:05:32
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Crime rat is RENDERED TO BITS BY THE BEAST!
Only strawberry.....socks......And a flight of stairs is in the way now.

Phi climbs the stairs... with determination and yes, panic, but also with actually looking at where they are stepping.

"You uh, looking a lil, uh, fucked up there as they say."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 22:07:12
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Strawberry clenches her fist and says a soft apology to Socks and order him once more to attack!
2024-12-13 22:07:35
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Phi rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:08:49
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PHI FINALLY. FREAKING FINALLY CLIMBS THE DANG STAIRS AND RUSHES OUT AND AWAY LIKE THE WIND!!!!!

Now, it's just strawberry....socks......and the beast.

Strawberry tries to use one more attack and sends Socks forth!

Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 10 is rolled.

It holds the beast back, but just barely.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +8. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:11:28
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While the beast bites into Sock, it doesn't do enough damage to kill.....there's still time to run.
Does strawberry run while socks holds the beast back?

...

Strawberry gives a mean sign to the beast and stands her ground.
Socks sees its owner still standing there in support, even against this giant monster........in a way, love is the biggest mess of all.....

MESS LEVEL 5!!!! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.

Socks pushes back against the monster! It bites at any bit of shadow it can, the monster is decaying, but it has just a little more fight in it! It attacks! (only +5 as the numbskull is out of its sight!)

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.

SOCKS AND THE MONSTER ARE EVENLY MATCHED. Only a coinflip can decide.
1. Socks
2. Monster

Fortuna flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.

But sadly, love can only hold so long.........

At least strawberry and socks were able to hold the monster back. Phi has escaped safely with creature in hand.

The monster has only won the war fought in the basement.........
It climbs out and up the stairs hissing as it can no longer find what it had lost.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!! A-beast of mother!!!!!!!"

The hohun begins to say something to the monster in its own tongue.

If only....someone was here who could translate.

"Hawww ckkkaaaa.........."

The beast hisses and slinks back into the equipment room, as if something the local said scared it.

"hhhhhhhhh......"
"Fuckin' hate those things. Bless mother for her protection."
END OF EXPO
"Hey uh, you got the rights to be goin' down there? Owlkin said it was ok?"
Mewinger
2024-12-13 22:20:11
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"Of course!!!! <3"
"Yeah "knock yourself out the ball park, bitch."
".............................................(why does everyone call me a mfmmbm bitch.....)"
2024-12-13 22:23:28
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The kitsch walks downstairs, and after a few minutes, walks out with the rest of the party members who died.

"Heeeey, was wonderin' where they uh, fuckin' went."
"~They got a little hurt but I made them all better.~ I'm such a good person."
"Proud of you, bitch."
"(mbmbmmmmmmamaba......bitch bitch bitch! I hate all of you so much mmmmmmmmm!!!!)"

The pink fella leads the rest back to the event hall. When they remark "didn't we die?" he just says...

"Naaaaaah some anomaly gave you a weird dream! You were just sleeping. Snzzzzzzz!!!!! <3"
Not all of you....believe that......
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