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THE BEATEN HOUND
2024-12-12 16:20:16
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:37:48

On an aimless day, an ad comes up on your screen.
It is an invitation to a special event.

[Pokémon Sword & Shield - Hop Battle Music (HQ)]
L-429
2024-12-12 16:21:44
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:41:50
"GREETINGS, VIEWERS!!!!!!! Next week is going to be the 2nd annual SUPER! DUPER! SINNER EVENT!!!!!!! >w<"
L-429
2024-12-12 16:22:36
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:42:18
"Yes, that's right! If you head down the spaceport 692 and jump through terminal 77b you'll be transported to the world's-"
"*Universe's hoo!"
"UNIVERSE'S BEST EVENT EVER!!!!!!!!! >w<"
"We have transported AMAZING LEGENDARY CREATURES into this lovely landscape! And they're all for your catching for FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! >w<"
("As long as you sit through a 10 hour talk split up between 7 days about the situation of the local species and why we are asking for long term donations to ensure the survival of the species.")
"LOOK! LOOK!!!! There's a SUPER RARE LEGENDARY RIGHT THERE!!!! >w<"

"Puuurruuuuuuawh!!!!!!"

"No one knows what sort of amazing creatures you could find in a place like this!!! >w<"
("Legal Disclaimer: All creatures have been hand picked and have tracking chips on them. Any creature not captured before the end of the event will be tracked and relocated to stop events of rapid invasion to the local wildlife and area.")
"So come on down for our free event-"
("Legal Disclaimer: While the event is free it costs 150,000p to park here for a week.")
"With tons of amazing free food-"
("Legal Disclaimer: Meals are free. Special meal options such as vegan options cost extra.")
"And amazing animals to see and catch!!!! >w<"
("Personal disclaimer: If the amazing animal is native please do not catch it without permission to ensure it's not endangered.")
("Mother, what is that in the backyard, is that one of the amazing animals, should we show it to the viewers? Hoo.")

The camera turns to look at the animal anyway.

"Ribbit."

Lawyer of L-429
2024-12-12 16:38:39
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:43:05
("I don't think we're supposed to show that one honey, it's not very impressive.")
T-4613709
2024-12-12 16:38:52
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:43:41
("Ah, but it has a little baby on-")

The camera is forced back to Larp.

L-429
2024-12-12 16:39:44
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:43:28
"WOW, THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TODAY FOLKS, SEE YOU AT THE EVENT!!!!!!!!!!"
CLICK.
"That appears to be an undeniable scam. Who in the universe would travel to such a moronic specimen of poppycock? :U"
"I'm in. >:3"
".........................................."
"Your choice is of wondrous option, your grace, you shining beacon upon the world. I will be here to support and be the substratum on your quest into this landscape which you will dominate above all else. =V"
"Who said I'm bringing you? >:3"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 16:46:03
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 16:46:24
"I assumed as we always-"
"Assumed wrong. I'm bringing someone else with me. >:3"
"Understood. I shall stay here and, I suppose, disinfect the floors. :V"
"Don't fucking do that, last time you used bleach you put so much of that shit on the floor you passed out in it. Fucking cleaning the floors is my job. >:3"
"I don't remember that. :V"
"Because you died. >:3"
"Ah. That would explain it. :U"
"I'm off to go scope out a team of creatures. Watch over the tower while I'm gone. >:3"
"Of course your grace. I will not look away for not even one atom of a second from you most wonderful tower, which is stocked with guards from head to toe. Nothing will be out of place, I swear it. :V"

As O-6 leaves, Classless-7 spends minutes staring at the door before slowly walking towards O-6 desk in a fashion as if he was worried of being watched.

He looks at the table and scans for items, clues for what to do, and, honestly, any indication as to where O-6 was heading. He wished so dearly he had asked, begged to come, but he knew it wouldn't work anyway.

On the table he spots a box of chocolates. He looks for any indication as to who sent them, though, it is possible his best friend just had a sweet tooth.

He supposes he could just........try one.

Flipping over the cover, he encounters a note.

O-6
2024-12-12 16:51:19
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 16:53:28
"1. THESE ARE MINE. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THEM. >:3

2. YOU! ARE! FUCKING! ALLERGIC! TO CHOCOLATE! >:3"
"Oh. Right. :V"
Classless-7 wakes up in an unfamiliar place...
[Strange People Ace Attorney Investigations]
"Ugh....my head is utterly scrambled....where....where am I? This isn't the tower. =U"
"Why am I.....in the hospital? :U"
"WOAH YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! THANK JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!"
"Is that your name? :V"
"WHAAAAT!!! No! I am but a humble nurse of the people in the name of our lord and father, Jesus!"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 16:57:41
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 16:59:08
"I....don't think we have the same father. Mine is......."

Classless-7 feels an emptiness fall under him. Where is his father? His parents? He felt like he had at least one of them.....but he was 5000 years old. Both of them were dust at this point.....yet he could not feel like something was wrong, as if his parents were stolen from his memory.

"Mine has expired many ages ago. :V"
"WOAH! No need to be a bummer, God is all of our Fathers."
Classless-7
2024-12-12 17:00:19
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 17:00:44
"Ah, you believe in fairy tales and mythical space crocodiles."
"I do not subscribe to anomalous thinking of any sort. It is hilariously idiotic. :U"
Chrisleprae
2024-12-12 17:01:20
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:55:55
"Wow, you sure got your fangs back quick for a guy who came in the emergency room drunk, crying, and vomiting all over our floors!"
"I just wanted to tell you, there's a visitor here just for you!"
"Ah- no my grace can't see me like this! =V"
"TOO LATE!!!! You signed to allow guests!!!"
"I'm not a visitor! I'M A MONSTER!! RAWWWR!!!"
"........................................"
"Helen why are you in that.....idiosyncratic outfit.....? :V"
"Oh I figured I'd che-"
"I mean nooooooo! I'm not "Helen," I'm a legendary uh- Snooperino!!!!!!!"
".................................................."
"I think the alcohol and chocolate poisoning caused permanent damage to your friend's sense of joy....."
"I'm allergic to chocolate? :V"
"....yes....."
"Your medical records say this is the tw- well, I guess I can't talk about it with another person here."
"Say no more. I understand I suppose.... I really thought the sire was going to visit. :U"
Chrisleprae
2024-12-12 17:06:45
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:38:53
"Thankfully, by the grace of our Lord, you were saved from embarrassment!"
"Uh....w-what is that......"
"Why are.......is that some sort of dead naked thing??? =U"
"Huh?????"
Chrisleprae
2024-12-12 17:08:01
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 17:38:34
"OH, YOU MEAN JESUS!!!!!"
"He looks amazing doesn't he?!?! I got it custom made."
"It's pretty........."
"Metal!"
"I would ask why an axeni would be allowed to work in a hospital but I'm sure what your answer would be. As such I would like to be discharged. :U"
"Sure thing!!!!!!! Here's! Your! Bill!"
"What am I looking at? =V"
"Uh? Your bill!"
"?????????????"
"You manage to head off planet, Mister!"
"I don't understand? =U"
"You pay the bill for the care I gave!"
"So if I don't pay this bill, you'll kill me to undo your work? :U"
"Sir. That's not how a hospital works."
"So if I leave, what will you do? :V"
"I'll ask for the Lord's help!"
"The gods haven't stopped me in 5000 years. They're not going to stop me now. :V"
Classless-7 walks away with no one to stop him.
No one is typing.