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CORPORATE DEPARTURE
[The Caretaker - What does it matter how my heart breaks]
Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:12:17
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Monsieur sat in the docking area with his shell collection, now with a much larger, prettier one added.
Herr
2024-07-27 19:13:35
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Herr and many other cekekis from the company entered the dock, chattering away. "You know, it's going to be fun to relax for once! Life's been a downer recently."
"Eh...plus....the captain wouldn't give me a refund on this trip and I already paid."
"It's been so long since we've had a company outing. Thank you for letting me plan this, Mr. Herr."
Madam trotted forward to greet Monsieur. "Monsieur! Monsieur! Just where I left you this morning!~ How have sales been my Monsieur?"
"Poor."
"Not a single one sold I see.....Uh...do tell...where did you get this giant one from? It's about as big as me!"
Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:19:32
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"It's for you." Monsieur traces his finger on the crack, making it clear that it is damaged. "It's not perfect."
"Awwwww, you got this for moi? Aren't shells your thing?"
"I see."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:20:29
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Monsieur puts all the shells, even the gift, in his inventory.
"Uh...."
"They're my things."
Madam bursts out laughing so hard, she can't get a single word out.
Ray
2024-07-27 19:22:34
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Ray nudges a green cekeki's tail. "Eyes on me, pal." He jumps a few steps up the stairs of the ship. "Don't even bother. I know what you're thinking."
Monster snaps to attention, like he'd been shaken out of sleep. He'd split off from the cekeki pack to go speak to Madam, but stalled upon seeing the two together.
"Yeah, right..." He follows Ray up the stairs, looking back over his shoulder for the briefest glance before keeping his eyes trained on Ray, as instructed.
He trots a little closer, shoulder to shoulder with the other cekeki to whisper. ("I kinda really do need to talk with her though. Between you and me I don't think know how long Herr's gonna hold this place together without the machine.")
("Ha. You know me.")
Ray takes out his cig and blows a puff of smoke. ("Already got it handled, pal. Everything is fine now. You know if you can't trust anyone else in this company, you can trust me, right?")
Ray
2024-07-27 19:30:25
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("Can't wait to see the boss' face when he realizes what I've done.") Ray pauses to stare at the other cekeki from the corner of his eye. He's barely paying attention while the ship captain is shouting out orders to the crew and making jabs about payment to Herr.
("A girl like that ain't no good.")
("But you still want to talk to her, don't you?")
He rolls his shoulders a little, making a purposeful effort to keep her out of his line of sight. As if maybe, if he didn't look, he wouldn't want to say...
("Y-Yeah.")
("But is it so wrong? I just wanna make sure she's alright is all. That guy she's with is practically a toy already, he ain't gonna take care of her if shit hits the fan.")
Ray looks over his shoulder, the ship starting to leave the dock with the cekekis on board. He stares at Madam dragging around Monsieur. ("..............")
("Of course he's like that. She treats him like her toy.")
("Oh so you're saying it's her fault? She just wants a toy to play with, is that it?")
("Yes. And I'm sure you'd want to be her toy, pal. You seriously jealous of a man being dragged around like a doll? He says he's fine with it, but it can't be true. I don't believe it.")
("You know what? Act like you haven't heard me say a thing. Maybe if she gets a little wake up call, she'll act a bit more proper. You know. It'd be nice if she dropped that toy of hers.")
("Know that I got the company safe in my hands. Just need to pull a few more strings, pal.")
("Get ourselves a new Zookeeper.")
("Could be her, if you scare her a bit for me.")
His focus breaks and he glances over at her, doting on the smaller cekeki.
("Stop fucking around man, does she look like she wants that kind of pressure?")
("Look at her. Those aren't deep waters marking her. She likes it free, breezy.")
("Ew.")
("And look what a "free and breezy" girl got you. Kicked to the curb so she could have a "toy." If you want a good woman, a little stress never hurts.")
("Remember when she was smoking cigarettes? Showing her teeth? She had a more dangerous, classy style woman vibe back then. Now look at her? All cutesy and shit. She can be a cutthroat woman, but she got that little "toy" by her side and she spends all her time laughing at things that ain't even jokes.")
("She's laughing at him, most of the time. Like he's the joke.")
("But- Just- Hang on a sec. If you hate her so much, why are you trying to get her the promotion?")
("Wouldn't it make more sense putting yourself in charge?")
("Or perhaps...")
("Me?") He puts a hand to his chest, bumping Ray encouragingly.
("Maybe she'd stop playing with toys when she sees what a real man looks like...")
("No.")
Ray
2024-07-27 19:57:45
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("Long as she's riding it comfortable, she won't want a real man! She needs to wake up from her little fantasy and and get back to the real work she was doing before!")
Ray grabs Monster's face, pulling it to the side to view the other cekekis. ("Plus who else would you pick on this boat?")
"It's such a shame that your company hasn't been working out. Sustainable fabrics, recycled goods, and planet safe materials!"
"If you need a bit of money, dear ole Herr. I don't mind giving you some."
"Ah, thanks Naut, but I don't want to be a burden. I-I'll figure something out, don't worry ole pal."
("...already are a burden you fucking...")
Stranger has been staring at Monster and Ray talking from afar for awhile. A crab scuttles next to him and he leaps back in fear, terror in his eyes.
Monsieur on the other hand is being.....
Monsieur.
Ray then pulls Monster's head back. ("And then there's me. Look at me. I ain't making sales. Ooooh poor Ray. No savings to his name. How could I run this company?") He says, half heartedly.
("I know there's you, but I'm looking to kill two birds with one stone. Get that lady back to her real self, and get the company back up running.")
("And you, of course.......you can keep the lady after. I just want the company to not be shitting itself every other month.")
("She's not property Ray, I...")
("Can't I want what's good for everyone? If Madam is Zookeeper, you get your girlfriend back, Monsieur can finally work on having a backbone, and the company is saved! Sounds like a damn good plan to me.")
("You've got it all figured out don't you?")
("When a poor man is dying, no savings in his account, he starts dreaming of glory you know?")
("Also I know she ain't property! What do I look like? An asshole?")
("Just saying what I believe might happen, is all.~")
He stops to think for a moment, a thousand yard stare at the couple and their antics. He lifts up a paw, placing it on Ray's shoulder. ("Ray...")
("Of course you look like an asshole. You eat women, and are the spit image of that chew toy.")
("I don't think you can get anymore 'asshole' than where you're at now, but I bet you'll prove me wrong.")
Monster
2024-07-27 20:15:06
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...
("But... I'll think about it. She really does deserve better, and I guess your guy does too.")
He squints, focusing. Then looks back to Ray, sizing him up.
"You look thinner."
Ray
2024-07-27 20:17:09
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("Don't say Your Guy.")
("That's my pal. My friend. My buddy. Like you are my pal. He ain't "My Guy." Fucking disgusting.")
("What's the difference?")
("Oh, so you can talk about owning woman, but you word this shit like I want to own him? Get your words straight next time.")
"And stop fucking looking at my body like that. How do you know I look thinner? You staring at me that often?"
"Ohhh easy girl, easy. Didn't mean to rile you up talking about your weight." He mocks, already trotting away to avoid any repercussions.
"I'll consider your proposal, just eat something before I start mistaking you for the other guy."
"Listen to me carefully."
"I will burn you alive one day."
"...?"
"Great, looking forward to it."
He gets something of a jitter as he trots away, a hot flash passing over flesh and phantom limb. He couldn't take the threat seriously, but...
He shakes himself free of the feeling, stopping to survey the cekeki on the ship and what they were doing.
Stranger had carefully placed himself in Monster's way. Sitting ever so politely. A tripping hazard.
Sure enough he bumps into Stranger, halting abruptly as he looks down from Madam and Monsieur to the little cekeki in his path.
"Are you okay?"
Stranger
2024-07-27 20:34:03
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Stranger looks up at Monster, silent for a few moments. "Are you a bad person?" He blurts out.
"...?"
"Are you asking because of my name...?"
Monster
2024-07-27 20:36:49
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"It's not literal kid, it's like. A brand."
"It's a simple question."
Stranger
2024-07-27 20:37:08
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"Are you a good person, or a bad person?"
He looks over at Madam and Monsieur, then off over the edge of the ship.
"Good. Good person."
"I saw you talk to a bad person for a very long time."
"But I will believe you." Stranger silently holds out something covered by his hands. "Open your hands."
He sits, then opens his hands out to the Stranger.

The Stranger places a crab in Monster's hand and leaps back away from it, terrified.

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:42:03
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"Please put that somewhere that is not here for me. Thank you."
"Whoa! Okay." Monster nearly drops the crab himself, barely managing to secure a hold around one of its pincers and letting it dangle in the air.
"Uh... Uhm..." There really isn't anywhere to stash a crab on a cekeki body.
"Thanks kid, I'll find somewhere to lose this."
"Thank you." The Stranger trots away, leaving Monster trapped with the crab.
As Stranger moves out of the way, Madam, who was curious about the two, locks eyes with Monster.
Monster
2024-07-27 20:48:52
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Time to put on the charm.
Monsieur has also locked eyes with Monster.
Shit.
"He is staring at you intensely."
"Hmmp. Ignore him."
He looks away from the two briefly to secure the crab in his tail, wrapping it tight in the interlocking bones before striding forward with all four limbs free.
"Good day."
"It sure was before you blocked out my sun." Madam points to the other side of the ship. "You mind moving just a little bit?"
"No- Yeah, sure." He steps to the side a bit.
"A little more to the side."
"Here?" He steps just a little further.
"You almost have it I think. Just a liiiiittle more."
"I'm really not even..." He looks over to where she had pointed originally, then down to where he was standing.
"Ah. I see."
"No you don't."
"Because if you could see, you would have moved to the correct place."
He could go for a swim right about now.
"It's ok. I know it's hard for you to listen to instructions." Madam turns around with a flick of her tail. "I'll move to help you out."
Madam
2024-07-27 21:02:37
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Madam trots away to the other side of the deck. She was in such a rush she left Monsieur behind.
"Wait, Madam I- " He falters. It was pointless.
"..........................."
"I want."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:03:16
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"The crab." Monsieur holds out his hand.
His head twitches, as though it had barely processed that Monsieur was speaking, but eventually he rolls his eye from Madam to Monsieur.
"Why do you want this crab?" He holds it up higher with his tail.
"Do you want to know?"
"I asked, didn't I?"
"It is because it is a nice crab."
"It has a nice shell."
Monster looks around, to see if he can spot Stranger.
Stranger is sitting on top of a table, as if a centerpiece while his father drinks with Naut.
"Remember when we got that big rug and acted like the Radical to those tailed worshippers?"
Captain Naut
2024-07-27 21:13:13
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"Ha! Idiots! What god would look like a red rug? They tossed all their loot to us! Serves them right for coming here and killing animals left and right!"
"I wish I could go back to those days. It was much better then......"
"Now it's.....Zoo Corp this. Zoo Corp that....."
"Wish I never got into this business I tell you."
"Sounds more like you need another round of drinks!"
"I don't know if the drinks are going to take the regret off my back but it couldn't hurt to try...."
He imagines biting down really hard on Herr's head.
He turns back to look at Monsieur, as though he might be some sort of mind reader.
"Did you say something?"
He's so small and edible....
"I like your crab because it is nice. It has a nice shell."
"The crab... My crab, yes."
"Uh, here man." He drops the crab out of his tail and into his palms, holding it out to him.
Monsieur takes the crab. "Thank you."
"In my dreams, you married my girlfriend, had a child with her, and then were burned alive by Ray."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:22:51
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"Maybe that is an interesting dream to you?"
"Everyone keeps asking about my dreams."
His shoulders rise, and as he lets out a deep breath a heavy smoke seeps out from the corners of his mouth. It smells like an ashtray.
"What..."
"That is what happened in my dream."
"Uh, the..." He struggles to even think.
"When I saw that happen, I found I did not care."
"In my dream, I did not care about anything."
"So it was not strange."
"Right on, man."
"You are nice."
"I- I'm not so..."
He shakes his head, waving his hand at himself to be quiet.
"Thank you, Monsieur."
Monsieur ponders why Monster would not think he is nice-
-But the moment he thanks Monsieur he loses all thoughts on the matter and accepts only his truth on the matter. "You are welcome."
"You may feed me at your home, if you wish."
"Okay."
"I mean, sure, why not?"
"That is what Ray does." Monsieur nods and looks to the ocean.
Monster
2024-07-27 21:37:53
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"Do you think Ray is nice?" He can't help but follow Monsieur's gaze, out into the ocean.
Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:38:33
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"I do not care. He gives me food. That is nice." Monsieur doesn't look back.
"Yeah. Yeah, okay."
"Let's schedule something then, after the trip."
"Basically all my money goes towards food imports, I'll have something at home."
Madam
2024-07-27 21:44:35
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Madam wanders over, realizing she left her boyfriend behind. She steps between the two. "You're not threatening him, are you?"
"He is going to feed me."
"....Monsieur. You should not go to random people's houses alone."
"I'm hardly a random person. I'm his co-worker."
"A friend of a friend, even."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:46:58
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"Monster lives five cubical down, three to the left of mine."
"Despite his proximity to me, I do not know him."
Monsieur holds out the crab he was given. "But he gave me this crab."
"Uh.....I see."
"Hey, Monster. Did you want to talk to me? Maybe over there?"
"Oh, over there?" He points.
"No no. A little bit more to the left, but you have about the right location."
"You go on ahead, I'll catch up."
"Heheheehe!"
Madam grabs him by the scruff.
"I think we'll go there now, actually."
"See you soon, monny!"
Madam drags Monster away from Monsieur. "Ok."
"What do you want, Monster?"
He grinds his teeth, lightly swatting her arm away once they have their space.
He stops and looks at her, up and down, and his eyes soften a little.
He almost frowns, but pulls his muscles taught in an intended stoic, more so vacant expression.
"When did you get so cold?"
"Oh, hmmmmm, let me think......"
"Oh, I remember, about the time my ex walked up to me enjoying our one day off from work with my boyfriend."
"You wouldn't happen to know anything about that terrible, terrible incident, wouldn't you, dear?"
"..."
"What does your boyfriend like to eat?"
"Seems I'll be having him over every now and then, I might as well make sure he's eating right."
Monster
2024-07-27 22:00:54
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"Since you sure fucking aren't."
"Is this how you're going to get back at me? Being a shadow on my tail for all these years, and you have to stoop to going after my boyfriend? I don't trust you."
"Get back at you for what? You're gonna try and pin this on me being upset about you leaving?"
"And not you taking up a piss poor attitude when I come to ask what you think the future's gonna look like?"
"This isn't about a revenge or..."
He looks back at the ocean view he'd followed Monsieur to see and sighs. "Is it even worth being sincere? Would you even listen to what I have to say?"
"I will sincerely listen to everything you have to say to me...."
"As long as you don't take my boyfriend out to dinner. Deal?"
"And if you don't agree. It will be a problem."
"Ehe... Hehe."
He takes a deep breath, brows twitching and furrowing as though he was about to set off.
He cracks his neck, rolls his shoulders, a hum in the back of this throat. "Nnnnn..."
"No."
"I'm not having your boyfriend over for dinner because I'm trying to piss you off."
"I'm having him over because maybe I'd like to be... A 'good person'."
"Feed thy neighbour, or something."
"I wanted to ask you both, see how you were, how you felt about the state of things."
"See if maybe you were as worried as I am about how things are going. What we could try and do to set things right."
"But you didn't want to talk."
"So maybe I don't want to talk either. Not right now."
"If you don't want to talk, there's only one thing coming out of my mouth then."
[Limbus Company - Canto V Battle Theme D1]
"You have till the count of 5 to drop that dinner."
"1."
"2."
"3."
"4... 5..."
"Seriously. What do you think is going to happen?"
"Why are you scared?"
"I don't want to hurt you. Or him. Or anybody."
Madam rubs her chin.
"He told me about his dreams."
"I didn't ask, but he told me anyways."
"While there's shortages going on?"
"I don't want him alone in your house. I can barely tolerate Ray at this point. Much less him being in your home."
"Well we know Ray isn't gonna touch the guy."
"Starting to doubt it."
"Even Ray's getting desperate nowadays."
"I saw. He's thin."
"He tried to attack Stranger, you know? Stranger!"
"You and I know he doesn't hunt men."
He is appalled.
"Gee, no wonder he was so testy earlier. He's really losing it."
"Wouldn't be surprised at this point if he'd eat you. I'd be careful.~"
"He should be so lucky, look at me!" He taps his broad chest.
"But eh, seriously. I hear you on all this, now I see where you're coming from."
Stranger barks something to Herr.
"Eeeugh, the employees are fighting...."
"You're absolutely "hammered" ole chap! I think it's best that you let someone else handle this."
"Pa, I can do this."
"Nah, don't worry kid. You're uuuugh too small. I wouldn't want them to..uugh you know." Herr motions nonsense with his hands and stumbles to Madam and Monster.
Herr
2024-07-27 22:37:40
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He tries to sound sober, but the smell surrounding him betrays his actual state. "Heeeeeey, it's a day off you...you two."
"C-Coooome on. Can you stop stressing....mmmm just for one day?"
Madam slams her tail on the floor in rage.
Monster
2024-07-27 22:39:23
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He flashes a soft smile at Herr. "Aha, sorry boss. Even on a paid work trip, business troubles are on the mind."
Herr
2024-07-27 22:41:24
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Herr runs his hands down his face. "Look...lo...look. I know I'm not the best boss but.....come on. Mmmm can we just no-not fight? Please, just for one day? Just....chill."
[CALMING WIND Sounds for Sleeping]
Madam rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 18 is rolled.
All the pressure....all the build up...
Madam tried to scream at Herr.
Madam
2024-07-27 22:46:01
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But she opened her mouth just too wide for that.
Monster imagined himself biting down really hard on Herr's head earlier today.
Really. Really. Hard.
Monster
2024-07-27 22:50:10
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"M- Madam- "
He could have never imagined someone else on the ship was thinking the same thing.
Ray
2024-07-27 22:51:47
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Ray drops the cig in his mouth as he watches Madam whip her head back and forth. He couldn't believe she had enough power to throw Herr across the deck like a doll.
Herr, was not dead.
Stranger
2024-07-27 22:53:57
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"P-Pa!" The Stranger jumps to Herr. "Pa?"
But a few teeth in the brain would never allow him to be the same again.
Monsieur
2024-07-27 22:55:44
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Monsieur never looked back from the sea.
Whatever was happening, didn't concern him.
Someone would have called for his name if he was needed, and all he heard being shouted was the name of his boss.
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