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[The Caretaker - What does it matter how my heart breaks]

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:12:17
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Monsieur sat in the docking area with his shell collection, now with a much larger, prettier one added.

Herr
2024-07-27 19:13:35
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Herr and many other cekekis from the company entered the dock, chattering away. "You know, it's going to be fun to relax for once! Life's been a downer recently."

Herr
2024-07-27 19:14:06
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"Eh...plus....the captain wouldn't give me a refund on this trip and I already paid."

Madam
2024-07-27 19:15:47
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"It's been so long since we've had a company outing. Thank you for letting me plan this, Mr. Herr."

Madam
2024-07-27 19:16:37
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Madam trotted forward to greet Monsieur. "Monsieur! Monsieur! Just where I left you this morning!~ How have sales been my Monsieur?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:16:49
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"Poor."

Madam
2024-07-27 19:18:25
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"Not a single one sold I see.....Uh...do tell...where did you get this giant one from? It's about as big as me!"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:19:32
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"It's for you." Monsieur traces his finger on the crack, making it clear that it is damaged. "It's not perfect."

Madam
2024-07-27 19:20:01
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"Awwwww, you got this for moi? Aren't shells your thing?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:20:11
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"I see."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:20:29
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Monsieur puts all the shells, even the gift, in his inventory.

Madam
2024-07-27 19:20:41
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"Uh...."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 19:20:57
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"They're my things."

Madam
2024-07-27 19:21:35
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Madam bursts out laughing so hard, she can't get a single word out.

Ray
2024-07-27 19:22:34
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Ray nudges a green cekeki's tail. "Eyes on me, pal." He jumps a few steps up the stairs of the ship. "Don't even bother. I know what you're thinking."

Monster
2024-07-27 19:24:09
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Monster snaps to attention, like he'd been shaken out of sleep. He'd split off from the cekeki pack to go speak to Madam, but stalled upon seeing the two together.

Monster
2024-07-27 19:25:09
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"Yeah, right..." He follows Ray up the stairs, looking back over his shoulder for the briefest glance before keeping his eyes trained on Ray, as instructed.

Monster
2024-07-27 19:27:00
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He trots a little closer, shoulder to shoulder with the other cekeki to whisper. ("I kinda really do need to talk with her though. Between you and me I don't think know how long Herr's gonna hold this place together without the machine.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:27:47
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("Ha. You know me.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:28:46
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Ray takes out his cig and blows a puff of smoke. ("Already got it handled, pal. Everything is fine now. You know if you can't trust anyone else in this company, you can trust me, right?")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:30:25
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("Can't wait to see the boss' face when he realizes what I've done.") Ray pauses to stare at the other cekeki from the corner of his eye. He's barely paying attention while the ship captain is shouting out orders to the crew and making jabs about payment to Herr.

Ray
2024-07-27 19:30:52
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("A girl like that ain't no good.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:31:28
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("But you still want to talk to her, don't you?")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:33:15
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He rolls his shoulders a little, making a purposeful effort to keep her out of his line of sight. As if maybe, if he didn't look, he wouldn't want to say...

Monster
2024-07-27 19:33:29
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Posted by ID #107
("Y-Yeah.")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:34:36
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("But is it so wrong? I just wanna make sure she's alright is all. That guy she's with is practically a toy already, he ain't gonna take care of her if shit hits the fan.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:36:13
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Ray looks over his shoulder, the ship starting to leave the dock with the cekekis on board. He stares at Madam dragging around Monsieur. ("..............")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:36:48
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("Of course he's like that. She treats him like her toy.")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:37:28
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("Oh so you're saying it's her fault? She just wants a toy to play with, is that it?")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:39:07
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("Yes. And I'm sure you'd want to be her toy, pal. You seriously jealous of a man being dragged around like a doll? He says he's fine with it, but it can't be true. I don't believe it.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:40:17
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("You know what? Act like you haven't heard me say a thing. Maybe if she gets a little wake up call, she'll act a bit more proper. You know. It'd be nice if she dropped that toy of hers.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:40:47
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("Know that I got the company safe in my hands. Just need to pull a few more strings, pal.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:41:15
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("Get ourselves a new Zookeeper.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:41:32
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("Could be her, if you scare her a bit for me.")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:43:06
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His focus breaks and he glances over at her, doting on the smaller cekeki.

Monster
2024-07-27 19:44:07
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Posted by ID #107
("Stop fucking around man, does she look like she wants that kind of pressure?")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:46:38
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("Look at her. Those aren't deep waters marking her. She likes it free, breezy.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:47:06
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("Ew.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:48:35
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("And look what a "free and breezy" girl got you. Kicked to the curb so she could have a "toy." If you want a good woman, a little stress never hurts.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:51:12
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("Remember when she was smoking cigarettes? Showing her teeth? She had a more dangerous, classy style woman vibe back then. Now look at her? All cutesy and shit. She can be a cutthroat woman, but she got that little "toy" by her side and she spends all her time laughing at things that ain't even jokes.")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:52:25
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("She's laughing at him, most of the time. Like he's the joke.")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:53:33
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("But- Just- Hang on a sec. If you hate her so much, why are you trying to get her the promotion?")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:54:40
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("Wouldn't it make more sense putting yourself in charge?")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:54:50
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("Or perhaps...")

Monster
2024-07-27 19:55:37
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("Me?") He puts a hand to his chest, bumping Ray encouragingly.

Monster
2024-07-27 19:56:08
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("Maybe she'd stop playing with toys when she sees what a real man looks like...")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:56:48
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("No.")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:57:45
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("Long as she's riding it comfortable, she won't want a real man! She needs to wake up from her little fantasy and and get back to the real work she was doing before!")

Ray
2024-07-27 19:58:40
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Ray grabs Monster's face, pulling it to the side to view the other cekekis. ("Plus who else would you pick on this boat?")

Captain Naut
2024-07-27 19:59:44
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"It's such a shame that your company hasn't been working out. Sustainable fabrics, recycled goods, and planet safe materials!"

Captain Naut
2024-07-27 20:00:10
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"If you need a bit of money, dear ole Herr. I don't mind giving you some."

Herr
2024-07-27 20:00:51
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"Ah, thanks Naut, but I don't want to be a burden. I-I'll figure something out, don't worry ole pal."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:01:30
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("...already are a burden you fucking...")

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:02:15
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Stranger has been staring at Monster and Ray talking from afar for awhile. A crab scuttles next to him and he leaps back in fear, terror in his eyes.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 20:02:40
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Monsieur on the other hand is being.....

Monsieur
2024-07-27 20:02:47
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Monsieur.

Ray
2024-07-27 20:04:04
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Ray then pulls Monster's head back. ("And then there's me. Look at me. I ain't making sales. Ooooh poor Ray. No savings to his name. How could I run this company?") He says, half heartedly.

Ray
2024-07-27 20:05:18
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("I know there's you, but I'm looking to kill two birds with one stone. Get that lady back to her real self, and get the company back up running.")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:06:05
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("And you, of course.......you can keep the lady after. I just want the company to not be shitting itself every other month.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:07:24
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("She's not property Ray, I...")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:07:30
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("Can't I want what's good for everyone? If Madam is Zookeeper, you get your girlfriend back, Monsieur can finally work on having a backbone, and the company is saved! Sounds like a damn good plan to me.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:08:16
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Posted by ID #107
("You've got it all figured out don't you?")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:09:01
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("When a poor man is dying, no savings in his account, he starts dreaming of glory you know?")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:10:49
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("Also I know she ain't property! What do I look like? An asshole?")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:11:16
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("Just saying what I believe might happen, is all.~")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:13:24
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He stops to think for a moment, a thousand yard stare at the couple and their antics. He lifts up a paw, placing it on Ray's shoulder. ("Ray...")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:14:10
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("Of course you look like an asshole. You eat women, and are the spit image of that chew toy.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:14:58
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("I don't think you can get anymore 'asshole' than where you're at now, but I bet you'll prove me wrong.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:15:06
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...

Monster
2024-07-27 20:15:54
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Posted by ID #107
("But... I'll think about it. She really does deserve better, and I guess your guy does too.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:16:53
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He squints, focusing. Then looks back to Ray, sizing him up.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:17:05
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Posted by ID #107
"You look thinner."

Ray
2024-07-27 20:17:09
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("Don't say Your Guy.")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:18:29
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("That's my pal. My friend. My buddy. Like you are my pal. He ain't "My Guy." Fucking disgusting.")

Monster
2024-07-27 20:19:14
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("What's the difference?")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:20:27
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("Oh, so you can talk about owning woman, but you word this shit like I want to own him? Get your words straight next time.")

Ray
2024-07-27 20:21:45
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"And stop fucking looking at my body like that. How do you know I look thinner? You staring at me that often?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:24:39
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"Ohhh easy girl, easy. Didn't mean to rile you up talking about your weight." He mocks, already trotting away to avoid any repercussions.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:25:45
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"I'll consider your proposal, just eat something before I start mistaking you for the other guy."

Ray
2024-07-27 20:26:27
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"Listen to me carefully."

Ray
2024-07-27 20:26:40
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"I will burn you alive one day."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:27:09
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Posted by ID #107
"...?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:28:02
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Posted by ID #107
"Great, looking forward to it."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:30:34
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He gets something of a jitter as he trots away, a hot flash passing over flesh and phantom limb. He couldn't take the threat seriously, but...

Monster
2024-07-27 20:31:04
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He shakes himself free of the feeling, stopping to survey the cekeki on the ship and what they were doing.

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:31:28
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Stranger had carefully placed himself in Monster's way. Sitting ever so politely. A tripping hazard.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:33:06
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Sure enough he bumps into Stranger, halting abruptly as he looks down from Madam and Monsieur to the little cekeki in his path.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:33:41
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Posted by ID #107
"Are you okay?"

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:34:03
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Stranger looks up at Monster, silent for a few moments. "Are you a bad person?" He blurts out.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:35:32
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Posted by ID #107
"...?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:36:32
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Posted by ID #107
"Are you asking because of my name...?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:36:49
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"It's not literal kid, it's like. A brand."

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:36:54
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Posted by ID #2
"It's a simple question."

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:37:08
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"Are you a good person, or a bad person?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:38:05
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He looks over at Madam and Monsieur, then off over the edge of the ship.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:38:24
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Posted by ID #107
"Good. Good person."

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:38:56
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Posted by ID #2
"I saw you talk to a bad person for a very long time."

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:39:35
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"But I will believe you." Stranger silently holds out something covered by his hands. "Open your hands."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:40:33
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He sits, then opens his hands out to the Stranger.

The Stranger places a crab in Monster's hand and leaps back away from it, terrified.

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:42:03
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"Please put that somewhere that is not here for me. Thank you."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:44:41
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"Whoa! Okay." Monster nearly drops the crab himself, barely managing to secure a hold around one of its pincers and letting it dangle in the air.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:45:48
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"Uh... Uhm..." There really isn't anywhere to stash a crab on a cekeki body.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:46:17
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"Thanks kid, I'll find somewhere to lose this."

Stranger
2024-07-27 20:47:05
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"Thank you." The Stranger trots away, leaving Monster trapped with the crab.

Madam
2024-07-27 20:47:47
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As Stranger moves out of the way, Madam, who was curious about the two, locks eyes with Monster.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:48:37
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...

Monster
2024-07-27 20:48:52
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Time to put on the charm.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 20:49:16
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Monsieur has also locked eyes with Monster.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:50:20
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...

Monster
2024-07-27 20:50:51
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Posted by ID #107
Shit.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 20:51:16
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Posted by ID #2
"He is staring at you intensely."

Madam
2024-07-27 20:51:31
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"Hmmp. Ignore him."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:52:38
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He looks away from the two briefly to secure the crab in his tail, wrapping it tight in the interlocking bones before striding forward with all four limbs free.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:53:07
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Posted by ID #107
"Good day."

Madam
2024-07-27 20:54:20
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"It sure was before you blocked out my sun." Madam points to the other side of the ship. "You mind moving just a little bit?"

Monster
2024-07-27 20:55:39
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"No- Yeah, sure." He steps to the side a bit.

Madam
2024-07-27 20:56:25
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"A little more to the side."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:57:02
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"Here?" He steps just a little further.

Madam
2024-07-27 20:57:29
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"You almost have it I think. Just a liiiiittle more."

Monster
2024-07-27 20:58:43
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"I'm really not even..." He looks over to where she had pointed originally, then down to where he was standing.

Monster
2024-07-27 20:59:05
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...

Monster
2024-07-27 20:59:32
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Posted by ID #107
"Ah. I see."

Madam
2024-07-27 20:59:51
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"No you don't."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:00:08
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"Because if you could see, you would have moved to the correct place."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:00:43
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Posted by ID #107
He could go for a swim right about now.

Madam
2024-07-27 21:01:55
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"It's ok. I know it's hard for you to listen to instructions." Madam turns around with a flick of her tail. "I'll move to help you out."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:02:37
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Madam trots away to the other side of the deck. She was in such a rush she left Monsieur behind.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:03:57
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"Wait, Madam I- " He falters. It was pointless.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:02:52
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"..........................."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:03:06
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"I want."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:03:16
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"The crab." Monsieur holds out his hand.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:05:31
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His head twitches, as though it had barely processed that Monsieur was speaking, but eventually he rolls his eye from Madam to Monsieur.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:07:10
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"Why do you want this crab?" He holds it up higher with his tail.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:08:06
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"Do you want to know?"

Monster
2024-07-27 21:08:37
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"I asked, didn't I?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:08:58
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"It is because it is a nice crab."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:09:12
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"It has a nice shell."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:10:07
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Monster looks around, to see if he can spot Stranger.

Stranger
2024-07-27 21:11:18
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Stranger is sitting on top of a table, as if a centerpiece while his father drinks with Naut.

Herr
2024-07-27 21:12:15
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"Remember when we got that big rug and acted like the Radical to those tailed worshippers?"

Captain Naut
2024-07-27 21:13:13
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"Ha! Idiots! What god would look like a red rug? They tossed all their loot to us! Serves them right for coming here and killing animals left and right!"

Herr
2024-07-27 21:13:50
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"I wish I could go back to those days. It was much better then......"

Herr
2024-07-27 21:14:17
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"Now it's.....Zoo Corp this. Zoo Corp that....."

Herr
2024-07-27 21:14:37
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"Wish I never got into this business I tell you."

Captain Naut
2024-07-27 21:14:56
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"Sounds more like you need another round of drinks!"

Herr
2024-07-27 21:16:20
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"I don't know if the drinks are going to take the regret off my back but it couldn't hurt to try...."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:16:32
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He imagines biting down really hard on Herr's head.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:16:54
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...

Monster
2024-07-27 21:17:07
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...!

Monster
2024-07-27 21:17:41
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He turns back to look at Monsieur, as though he might be some sort of mind reader.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:18:06
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"Did you say something?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:18:14
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He's so small and edible....

Monster
2024-07-27 21:18:48
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...

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:19:02
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"I like your crab because it is nice. It has a nice shell."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:19:55
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"The crab... My crab, yes."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:20:40
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"Uh, here man." He drops the crab out of his tail and into his palms, holding it out to him.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:21:42
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Monsieur takes the crab. "Thank you."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:22:27
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"In my dreams, you married my girlfriend, had a child with her, and then were burned alive by Ray."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:22:51
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"Maybe that is an interesting dream to you?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:23:12
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"Everyone keeps asking about my dreams."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:25:04
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His shoulders rise, and as he lets out a deep breath a heavy smoke seeps out from the corners of his mouth. It smells like an ashtray.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:26:17
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"What..."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:26:38
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"That is what happened in my dream."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:26:38
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"Uh, the..." He struggles to even think.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:27:22
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"When I saw that happen, I found I did not care."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:27:49
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"In my dream, I did not care about anything."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:28:02
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"So it was not strange."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:28:14
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"Right on, man."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:29:04
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"You are nice."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:31:33
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"I- I'm not so..."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:31:48
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He shakes his head, waving his hand at himself to be quiet.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:32:07
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"Thank you, Monsieur."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:32:35
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Monsieur ponders why Monster would not think he is nice-

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:33:25
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-But the moment he thanks Monsieur he loses all thoughts on the matter and accepts only his truth on the matter. "You are welcome."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:33:48
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"You may feed me at your home, if you wish."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:35:46
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"Okay."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:35:58
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"I mean, sure, why not?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:36:56
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"That is what Ray does." Monsieur nods and looks to the ocean.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:37:53
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"Do you think Ray is nice?" He can't help but follow Monsieur's gaze, out into the ocean.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:38:33
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"I do not care. He gives me food. That is nice." Monsieur doesn't look back.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:40:51
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"Yeah. Yeah, okay."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:41:34
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"Let's schedule something then, after the trip."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:42:34
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"Basically all my money goes towards food imports, I'll have something at home."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:44:35
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Madam wanders over, realizing she left her boyfriend behind. She steps between the two. "You're not threatening him, are you?"

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:45:00
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"He is going to feed me."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:45:33
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"....Monsieur. You should not go to random people's houses alone."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:45:57
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"I'm hardly a random person. I'm his co-worker."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:46:13
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"A friend of a friend, even."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:46:58
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"Monster lives five cubical down, three to the left of mine."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:47:25
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"Despite his proximity to me, I do not know him."

Monsieur
2024-07-27 21:47:53
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Monsieur holds out the crab he was given. "But he gave me this crab."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:48:53
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"Uh.....I see."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:49:20
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"Hey, Monster. Did you want to talk to me? Maybe over there?"

Monster
2024-07-27 21:50:13
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"Oh, over there?" He points.

Madam
2024-07-27 21:50:46
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"No no. A little bit more to the left, but you have about the right location."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:51:07
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"You go on ahead, I'll catch up."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:51:38
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"Heheheehe!"

Madam
2024-07-27 21:51:55
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Madam grabs him by the scruff.

Madam
2024-07-27 21:52:24
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"I think we'll go there now, actually."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:52:40
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"See you soon, monny!"

Madam
2024-07-27 21:53:26
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Madam drags Monster away from Monsieur. "Ok."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:53:38
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"What do you want, Monster?"

Monster
2024-07-27 21:54:06
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He grinds his teeth, lightly swatting her arm away once they have their space.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:54:41
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He stops and looks at her, up and down, and his eyes soften a little.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:55:41
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He almost frowns, but pulls his muscles taught in an intended stoic, more so vacant expression.

Monster
2024-07-27 21:55:52
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"When did you get so cold?"

Madam
2024-07-27 21:57:05
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"Oh, hmmmmm, let me think......"

Madam
2024-07-27 21:57:55
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"Oh, I remember, about the time my ex walked up to me enjoying our one day off from work with my boyfriend."

Madam
2024-07-27 21:58:27
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"You wouldn't happen to know anything about that terrible, terrible incident, wouldn't you, dear?"

Monster
2024-07-27 21:59:26
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"..."

Monster
2024-07-27 21:59:44
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"What does your boyfriend like to eat?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:00:21
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"Seems I'll be having him over every now and then, I might as well make sure he's eating right."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:00:54
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"Since you sure fucking aren't."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:02:01
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"Is this how you're going to get back at me? Being a shadow on my tail for all these years, and you have to stoop to going after my boyfriend? I don't trust you."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:02:56
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"Get back at you for what? You're gonna try and pin this on me being upset about you leaving?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:03:27
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"And not you taking up a piss poor attitude when I come to ask what you think the future's gonna look like?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:03:49
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...

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2024-07-27 22:04:33
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"This isn't about a revenge or..."

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2024-07-27 22:05:48
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He looks back at the ocean view he'd followed Monsieur to see and sighs. "Is it even worth being sincere? Would you even listen to what I have to say?"

Madam
2024-07-27 22:06:43
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"I will sincerely listen to everything you have to say to me...."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:07:00
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"As long as you don't take my boyfriend out to dinner. Deal?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:07:16
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...

Madam
2024-07-27 22:07:27
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"And if you don't agree. It will be a problem."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:07:37
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"Ehe... Hehe."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:09:55
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He takes a deep breath, brows twitching and furrowing as though he was about to set off.

Monster
2024-07-27 22:10:27
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He cracks his neck, rolls his shoulders, a hum in the back of this throat. "Nnnnn..."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:10:38
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"No."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:12:37
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"I'm not having your boyfriend over for dinner because I'm trying to piss you off."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:12:59
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"I'm having him over because maybe I'd like to be... A 'good person'."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:13:44
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"Feed thy neighbour, or something."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:14:27
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"I wanted to ask you both, see how you were, how you felt about the state of things."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:14:58
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"See if maybe you were as worried as I am about how things are going. What we could try and do to set things right."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:15:21
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"But you didn't want to talk."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:16:01
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"So maybe I don't want to talk either. Not right now."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:19:11
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"If you don't want to talk, there's only one thing coming out of my mouth then."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:20:23
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"You have till the count of 5 to drop that dinner."

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2024-07-27 22:20:33
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"1."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:20:58
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...!

Madam
2024-07-27 22:21:34
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"2."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:21:58
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...

Madam
2024-07-27 22:22:27
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"3."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:22:40
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"4... 5..."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:23:17
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"Seriously. What do you think is going to happen?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:23:31
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Posted by ID #107
"Why are you scared?"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:24:44
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"I don't want to hurt you. Or him. Or anybody."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:25:53
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Madam rubs her chin.

Monster
2024-07-27 22:26:27
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"He told me about his dreams."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:26:48
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"I didn't ask, but he told me anyways."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:26:57
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"While there's shortages going on?"

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2024-07-27 22:27:59
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"I don't want him alone in your house. I can barely tolerate Ray at this point. Much less him being in your home."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:28:53
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"Well we know Ray isn't gonna touch the guy."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:29:10
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"Starting to doubt it."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:29:32
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"Even Ray's getting desperate nowadays."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:29:53
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"I saw. He's thin."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:30:00
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"He tried to attack Stranger, you know? Stranger!"

Madam
2024-07-27 22:30:15
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"You and I know he doesn't hunt men."

Monster
2024-07-27 22:30:33
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He is appalled.

Monster
2024-07-27 22:30:53
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"Gee, no wonder he was so testy earlier. He's really losing it."

Madam
2024-07-27 22:31:31
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"Wouldn't be surprised at this point if he'd eat you. I'd be careful.~"

Monster
2024-07-27 22:32:02
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"He should be so lucky, look at me!" He taps his broad chest.

Monster
2024-07-27 22:32:40
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"But eh, seriously. I hear you on all this, now I see where you're coming from."

Stranger
2024-07-27 22:33:06
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Stranger barks something to Herr.

Herr
2024-07-27 22:33:50
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"Eeeugh, the employees are fighting...."

Captain Naut
2024-07-27 22:34:34
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"You're absolutely "hammered" ole chap! I think it's best that you let someone else handle this."

Stranger
2024-07-27 22:34:58
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"Pa, I can do this."

Herr
2024-07-27 22:36:40
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"Nah, don't worry kid. You're uuuugh too small. I wouldn't want them to..uugh you know." Herr motions nonsense with his hands and stumbles to Madam and Monster.

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2024-07-27 22:37:40
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He tries to sound sober, but the smell surrounding him betrays his actual state. "Heeeeeey, it's a day off you...you two."

Herr
2024-07-27 22:38:12
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"C-Coooome on. Can you stop stressing....mmmm just for one day?"

Madam
2024-07-27 22:38:53
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Madam slams her tail on the floor in rage.

Monster
2024-07-27 22:39:23
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He flashes a soft smile at Herr. "Aha, sorry boss. Even on a paid work trip, business troubles are on the mind."

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2024-07-27 22:41:24
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Herr runs his hands down his face. "Look...lo...look. I know I'm not the best boss but.....come on. Mmmm can we just no-not fight? Please, just for one day? Just....chill."
2024-07-27 22:43:32
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Madam rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 18 is rolled.
All the pressure....all the build up...

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2024-07-27 22:45:07
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Madam tried to scream at Herr.

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2024-07-27 22:46:01
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But she opened her mouth just too wide for that.
Monster imagined himself biting down really hard on Herr's head earlier today.
Really. Really. Hard.

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2024-07-27 22:50:10
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"M- Madam- "
He could have never imagined someone else on the ship was thinking the same thing.

Ray
2024-07-27 22:51:47
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Ray drops the cig in his mouth as he watches Madam whip her head back and forth. He couldn't believe she had enough power to throw Herr across the deck like a doll.
Herr, was not dead.

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2024-07-27 22:53:57
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"P-Pa!" The Stranger jumps to Herr. "Pa?"
But a few teeth in the brain would never allow him to be the same again.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 22:55:44
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Last edit: 2024-07-27 23:01:00
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-27 23:01:00
Monsieur never looked back from the sea.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 22:56:06
Monsieur Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
Whatever was happening, didn't concern him.

Monsieur
2024-07-27 22:56:48
Monsieur Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
Someone would have called for his name if he was needed, and all he heard being shouted was the name of his boss.
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