Marriage, it was beautiful. Two souls in perfect harmony, getting a legal document as a trophy of their hardship and struggle. Proof of the fact that love wins.

As soon as Ray finishes his sentence, a bolt of lightning lashes out, hitting the tailmic, killing it instantly.

Elizabeth thinks this is a baby girl......

Should she keep looking?

Idiot is zapped into an black and gold tiger striped tux.

"Kek."

The cekeki was resting on the table. It was not meant to be a meal; it just enjoyed the coolness of the plated surface.

At the dining table, a fight as broken out over who gets to eat the cekeki. A large female yoyogi growls and thrashes, trying to scare them off.

Beeper is able to grab a leg from the cekeki, as well as some of its guts, which look like potatoes and gravy. The cekeki is suffering.

"Ooooowwooooooo!" A terrible beast came out of the BLUE sky. It was miles long, taller than even the biggest skyscraper. It twisted in the air to view the disgusting city before putting its arms together in prayer.

Idiot is able to grab the cekeki meal. The other cekekis have stopped moving. The yoyogi looks on in interest.

The drattle's wish of good luck has cast a minor amount of bad luck on the couple. -3 to the next roll for both of them.

Idiot is able to lead the yoyogi away.

A bell toils.
Idiot is now everyone's enemy, and a [punching bag].

Idiot tells the yoyogi to run, but the yoyogi is angered, for Idiot is the enemy!

It chomps down on Idiot! (8/20)

Idiot escapes Dave's attack! Dave accidently attacks himself with his own stop sign!

Lightning strikes down the stop sign from the sky. The stop sign wasn't really a person.

Until now.

The stop sign jumps away from Dave. Wiggling in anomalous ways, before taking to the air, and coming down on Dave with extra force!

Dave is instantly killed by the stop sign anomaly. But, the stop sign, Dave, and everyone there, had [Apostate]. Dave would be revived by the stop sign.

And then it attacked him again.

While Dave is being revived, His wounds are not undone. His midsection is mush as he attacks.

He splatters against the anomalous stop sign, which once again strikes him back.

Killing him again, and again. Soon Dave is not much else than a sentient blob of gore and blood angered by his failures.

Dave's organs and blood leap onto the anomalous Stop sign that he calls his ex-wife, trying to consume her. He damages her slightly.

Dave attacks his wife. Consuming her whole. Dave has finally defeated the anomalous monster that had followed him for most of his life.

The yoyogi doesn't even notice Idiot. It's screaming and running away.

Espartzia looks back at Elizabeth with hate. She thought both of them were....you know what. It doesn't matter. If this was her fate. Fine. She thinks hybrids are subpar lowly beasts anyway.

The yoyogi is too traumatized to move.

Taska slips on Dave's blood again. He hits his head on the floor and is knocked out. What terrible luck!

Dave is shot with a beam of light. His organs reform, but he is still only a living pile of organs.

DAVE JUMPS OUT A FREAKING WINDOW LIKE AN IDIOT.

I GUESS?

DAVE SPLATTERS ON THE GROUND AND MOTHER FUCKING DIES BY EXCATLY HITTING 31 HP.