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LASERS
[Let's Go, Monsters! - Puzzle and Dragons Z]
2024-12-28 11:42:06
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-03-07 21:19:11

The group was losing their minds. They were on a quest to "gather flowers" but every flower they came across seemed to jet away in a panic!

The brightest flower flew off to a Zoo.

2024-12-28 11:43:39
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Posted by ID #9
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A rather upset one went hiding in the dining hall.

2024-12-28 11:44:09
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 11:44:43

And the final one was attempting to pretend to be a house plant at someone's stall.

The crew needed to focus on a single flower to pick!

Haplo
Haplo floats to the spot where all the floralarks scattered.
"Mmmmmm I never knew flower picking could take this much time!"
Haplo
"They're giving us a super challenging chase- let's do our best to step up to it!"
Haplo
"To the dining hall I say! Let's find a floralark there, who's with me?!"
Keyboard
"To the dining hall! That florlark won't know what hit it."
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:46:19
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:22:42
"Onwards!"
2024-12-28 11:46:34
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Posted by ID #107
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The crew rush the dining hall, passing by a still healthy amount of food. The notail citadel was really stocked for the end times! The floralark had snuck its way ontop of a large laser.

Alabaster
"SO THIS FUCKING WOMAN COMES UP TO ME, AND OFFERS ME A FUCKING HIGH RANKED CAPTURE CREATURE FOR ME TO OPEN A FUCKING CAPSULE."
The Scavenger
"Capsules truly twist the mind."
Alabaster
"So I had to be all polite to her. Say "Ms." and all that shit. Cause I didn't want her to get pissed at me."
Alabaster
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THE LACK OF ACTION I'VE GOTTEN THIS MONTH?"
The Scavenger
"......................"
Alabaster
"You think there would have been more fuckers to rob but NOOOOOO There has to be a GOD LOVING FLOOD!" The duo next to the laser seems distracted.
Haplo
Haplo is about to wave excitedly to the pair and loudly introduce themself when the notice the aftik's soured mood. They go for a much calmer intro instead.
"Ooooh, I know right? That rain's been super annoying. I was trying to run a stall but a bunch of my prizes got wet!"
Haplo
2024-12-28 11:48:01
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:24:19
“I’m glad someone agrees! I haven’t seen this much rain in AGES.”
Keyboard
"It makes my fur puff up when I get indoors. Truly terrible weather we have been having!"
Alabaster
"WARK? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE. You don't look like pirates to me!"
Alabaster
"And if you were....you'd be some pretty weak ones. Bet you I could kick you into next week!"
The Scavenger
"Don't."
Haplo
"Heehee! Nope, we're not pirates."
Quackson
"We're not pirates! We're part of that gameshow!"
Haplo
"Pirates are pretty scary I sure wouldn't want to be one."
Haplo
"My amazing friend here is right- we're just gameshow contestants!"
Keyboard
Keyboard waves at the two.
Alabaster
"SO I COULD KILL YEE AND YOU'D JUST SPRING RIGHT BACK UP, WON'T YOU?"
The Scavenger
"Don't."
Alabaster
"Hey bootleg robot, want to test out my laser?"
Haplo
"Uh- Haha maybe you could do that but we just met!!!"
Alabaster
"NOT YOU. THE UGLY ONE!"
The Scavenger
"Are you implying the other is pretty?"
Keyboard
"Am I pretty?"
Alabaster
"I'D KILL YOUR MOTHER IF SHE WAS ALIVE."
Haplo
Haplo grins. Yeah, they are pretty.
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:51:15
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:25:09
"...oh wait im the ugly one."
Keyboard
"I think we can all be pretty."
Alabaster
"NO NOT ALL OF US. THAT ONE IS UGLY."
The Scavenger
"So are the rest of us pretty?"
Alabaster
"WOOP!"
Alabaster
"SHUT UP."
Alabaster
"You know. My laser can change a man. Maybe I'll fix that ugly face of his!" The aftik grabs the laser and aims at Quackson. The laser is charging up!
Quackson
"shit"

"Fooo......." The floralark clings to the laser as it's swung!

Haplo
"Hey now!!! We just met- let's introduce ourselves first at least! I'm Haplo what's your name can we at least fire this laser where it won't hit all these lovely lovely amazing dishes here?!?!"
Keyboard
2024-12-28 11:53:21
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:26:09
"Can you laser me when you're done with him?"
Alabaster
"I AM ALABASTER!"
Keyboard
"Keyboard!"
The Scavenger
"He likes it if you call him Alablaster"
Alabaster
"Don't tell people that."
Alabaster
"AND YES. I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A LASER WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS UGLY ONE." Alabaster shoots!
2024-12-28 11:54:13
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 11:54:20

THE LASER IS A PHYSICAL CHAOS ROLL!

Haplo
"Hi Alablaster."
Haplo whispers under the sound of the laser.
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Quackson is turned blue, and slightly more attractive!

Quackson
2024-12-28 11:55:25
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:27:00
"Oh I'm..."
Alabaster
"DON'T CALL ME ALABLASTER!!!!!!!!" He points at Haplo!
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:55:46
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:27:35
"Slightly more blue!!! Neat."
Haplo
"Blue buddies! You're blue like me and Alablas- Alabaster sorry!!!"
Keyboard
2024-12-28 11:56:31
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:27:48
"My turn, my turn! Can you laser my dog too? I want him to be bluer too!"
The Scavenger
"Maybe he only wants me to call him Alablaster."
Alabaster
"I'D SHOOT YOU, YOU RUST BUCKET IF YOU WEREN'T SO REFLECTIVE."
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:56:44
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:28:15
"Haplo look out!!" He pushes them out of the way.
2024-12-28 11:57:01
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 11:57:25
Quackson rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Quackson pushes Haplo out of the way!

Everyone just....sort of looks at Quackson......This is awkward.

Haplo
"OH WAIT YOU'RE SHOOTING ME??? UM THAT'S OKAY I GUESS???"
Haplo gets shoved away.
Alabaster
2024-12-28 11:58:04
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:28:38
Alabaster slightly shifts his laser, pointing at Haplo.
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:58:14
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:28:47
"Damn okay."
Alabaster
"WHAT DO YOU THINK? THAT I HAVE THE REFLEXS OF A DYING CHICK?" THE LASER IS CHARGING!
Quackson
2024-12-28 11:59:06
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:29:02
"I mean it's heavy machinery I just thought it would be hard to move?"
Haplo
"No I think your reflexes are much better than that! It's really cool!"
Alabaster
"Oh really, in that case I'll shoot the ugly one instead." Alabaster points at Quackson!
Alabaster
"DODGE THIS!"
Alabaster
Alabaster is.......waiting?
Haplo
"Hey wait! Do you wanna try… showing off your skills by uh… shooting this empty dinerware instead of our team?"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:00:00
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:29:32
"Uh.." Quackson is just looking at the floralark. Oh right, he needs to grab it or something.
Keyboard
"I'm still willing to be shot at."
Haplo
"I bet if we throw some objects for you to shoot, it'll be a really fun challenge!"
Alabaster
"DISGUSTING. THIS UGLY MAN WANTS TO BE SHOT BY THE LASER."
The Scavenger
"You know you could just take two steps to the side."
Alabaster
"Admit it. Now. You think you're ugly and you want me to fix it!"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:00:50
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:30:12
"Uuhhhmmmmmmmmmmm, no thank you actually."
Haplo
"Quackson, you know you can talk to us about anything, right? We're stall runners, you can trust a fellow stall runner."
Alabaster
"I won't shoot you unless you admit it."
Alabaster
"AND THEN YOU'LL BE UGLY. FOREVER!!!! WARK!! WARK!!!!"
Keyboard
"Good for you for sticking up for yourself."
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:01:41
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:31:31
"Talk about what??? I'm a little ugly, fine. But I don't think it's that bad."
Alabaster
2024-12-28 12:01:47
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:31:50
"Fine, suit yourself. Guess you don't want help." Alabaster shoots Keyboard instead
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-28 12:02:08
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:02:16

Keyboard turns blue!

ALSO FOR SOME REASON QUACKSON DIES.

Keyboard
"Let's goo!!"
Keyboard
"Oh.. damn."
Haplo
"……"
Alabaster
"WHY THE FUCK DID HE DIE?"
The Scavenger
"That's strange...."
Haplo
(Wow um okay he really didn't like admitting he was ugly.)
Alabaster
"Hey, Haplo. You wanted a turn with this laser?"
Keyboard
"It's really fun! Didn't hurt one bit!"
Haplo
"Hmmmmm… Sure, okay! If it's just going to turn everyone blue."
Haplo lines up to get shot, floating over Quackon's body.
Alabaster
Alabaster shoots Haplo!
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

HAPLO IS BLUE......BLUER ANYWAY.

Quackson respawns!

The Scavenger
"I'm strarting to believe the laser needs more work."
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:05:08
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:32:34
"sorry guys that was super embarrassing whahaha."
Keyboard
"It's okay everyone dies."
Alabaster
2024-12-28 12:05:36
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:33:04
"WELL THE GUY WHO SOLD ME THE ORGINAL VERSION. SAID ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU BLUE, AND ALSO EDITS YOUR DNA TO MAKE FRIED RICE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO!"
Haplo
"YIPPEE! I'M BLUE!"
Keyboard
"Blue team!"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:06:10
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Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:33:39
"Blue team!"
The Scavenger
"Do you all know how to fry rice?"
Haplo
"I'm not sure if I KNOW I know how to fry rice, but we are in a dining hall… There's probably a kitchen nearby so let's try it out!"
2024-12-28 12:19:15
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:20:53

The singing arise is empowered by its matching teammates!

Haplo rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.

It sings a wonderful tune....except the parts where it pauses and screams "SPIDERS! SPIDERS! YOU'RE GOING TO BE KILLED BY SPIDERS IN A FEW YEARS. DON'T GET ON A GAMESHOW. AHHH!!!! SPIDERS!!!!"

Alabaster
".................................................."
Alabaster
"AREN'T YOU ON A GAMESHOW RIGHT NOW?!?!?"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:23:04
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:34:17
"What a wonderful song...."
Keyboard
"Oh.."
Haplo
"Ummmmmm are we??? Did we say that?"
Quackson
"I said that!"
Keyboard
"It can be that bad right? We have a giant laser."
O-2
("So they're not here for the weed......... :D")
Alabaster
"YOU ABSOLUTLY DID SAY YOU WERE ON A GAMESHOW."
The Scavenger
"You did." The ground rumbles slightly.....
Alabaster
2024-12-28 12:24:22
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:34:35
"DID YOU FUCKING INVITE GIANT SPIDERS INTO THE CITADEL!?!?!?"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:24:30
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:34:56
"Can't be that bad can it? Just spiders."
Keyboard
"Maybe it's just one spider."
Haplo
"Oh I did say that. Maybe it's just one, tiny, teensy-weensy normal spider?"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:28:04
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:36:36
"There's a flood anyways! They'll probably drown"
Keyboard
"Yeah,what's the song about washing the spider away?"
Haplo
2024-12-28 12:28:21
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:29:55
"Yeah! Down came the rain, and washed them all out?"

Haplo has Stradivarius use [Horoscope]
Haplo rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-28 12:32:40
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:33:14

The next roll will be a 20!

Keyboard
2024-12-28 12:30:00
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:37:48
"See, no foul done. So why don't we just smoke and fry rice instead?"
The sink bursts open! A giant spider pulls itself out! Though....there's something strange about how the spider looks.
Alabaster
"TELL ME WHAT THAT IS, IF IT IS NOT A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER!!!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!"
O-2
("Maybe......I smoked too much weed...... :D")
Haplo
2024-12-28 12:34:03
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:34:18
"That's a giant spider for sure! Um, um, hang on I can do something about that!"

Haplo's form shifts…….
2024-12-28 12:35:26
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O-2
"....................................................."
O-2
("H-427 totally laced my weed..... :D")

Haplo rolls for traits!

- [Don't Hurt Me]
- [Executioner]
- [=ERROR ENTITY=]

Haplo summons a jar of unlucky spiders!

Haplo
Haplo uses [Crucify] on the spider.
2024-12-28 12:39:04
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:39:11

Haplo crucifies the strange looking spider, instantly killing it!

O-2
("Ah...just like the sea that twists and turns outside, I do believe I'm losing my mind. :D")
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:39:23
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:38:37
"That was sick as hell!"
Alabaster
"WELL THAT SURE FUCKING HAPPENED."
Keyboard
"Fucking sick."
Haplo
"Hooray! Wahoo!" Haplo cheers at the giant spider corpse in the kitchen. This is definitely not sanitary for cooking…
The Scavenger
"Are we going to fry rice?"
Alabaster
"THERE'S A GIANT CRUCIFIED SPIDER HANGING ABOVE THE SINK."
O-2
("Hello, yes poison control. What do you think I ingested if I'm seeing giant spiders and people turning into otherworldly animals? :D")
Keyboard
Keyboard throws the jar of spiders at Haplo.
2024-12-28 12:44:35
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:44:51
Keyboard rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -20. A -5 is rolled.

THE JAR OF SPIDERS HITS THE WALL, THEN BOUNCES BACK AT KEYBOARD. INSTANTLY EXPLODING AND COVERING KEYBOARD IN SPIDERS.

Alabaster
2024-12-28 12:47:35
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 12:52:36
"I'LL KILL THEM!" Alabaster shoots the spiders, and Keyboard with the laser!
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
Haplo
[Executioner]

THE SPIDERS HAVE BECOME HUGE.

ALSO KEYBOARD IS KILLED BY HAPLO???

Haplo
2024-12-28 12:54:02
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:40:16
"Uhhhh whoops! My powers are kinda crazy ahaha…"
Quackson
2024-12-28 12:54:18
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:40:42
"Dude!!!" Quackson goes and shoves Haplo in annoyance.
The Scavenger
The Scavenger feels someone tugging on his leg and looks down.
O-2
"I need you to take me to the doctor I ate too much weed. TvT"
The Scavenger
"..........................................." Scavenger ignores O-2.
Quackson rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

Quackson pushes Haplo. Haplo starts to evolve, but due to [Critically Damaged] DIES MID EVOLUTION.

Alabaster
"THAT CAN'T BE GOOD."
The Scavenger
"I recommend we run."
Quackson
2024-12-28 16:51:23
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:41:48
"Oh god! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! Oh shit!"
2024-12-28 16:51:32
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Posted by ID #9
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Keyboard revives.

2024-12-28 16:51:50
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 16:52:06

QUACKSON FUCKING DIES FOR NO REASON?

Alabaster
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!"
Keyboard
2024-12-28 16:52:19
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:42:25
"Can't keep me down! Champ save the Floralark from that laser!"
O-2
"Please help me. :D"
Keyboard rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-28 16:56:06
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-03-07 21:17:01

Champ can't grab the floralark from the laser. He's too scared of Haplo.

2024-12-28 16:56:38
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Posted by ID #9
Last edit: 2024-12-28 16:57:29

STRADIVARIUS GETS THE FLORALARK TO FOLLOW IT.

2024-12-28 16:58:09
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:43:16

Haplo got a 20, as predicted.

Alabaster
"........................................................."
Alabaster
"DO WE SHOOT HER WITH THE LASER?!?"

The floralark follows the arise! This is getting too scary for it!

THERE ARE STILL GIANT SPIDERS IN THE ROOM.

Keyboard
"Champ go attack a spider!"
Keyboard rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +23. A 32 is rolled.
2024-12-28 17:01:50
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Champ slaps one of the spiders across the room. The spiders are so unlucky they all cause a domino effect of death! All the giant spiders are defeated!

Alabaster
"OK I'M JUST GOING TO SHOOT THE GIANT....THING WITH THE LASER. WARK!"
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-28 17:04:05
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Haplo is now normal! And blue!

Haplo
2024-12-28 17:04:32
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:43:48
"Hey did I miss anything- oh."
Haplo looks at all the spiders.
Keyboard
"Can you shoot me again? I want to see what happens twice in a row."
Haplo
"Ooh! Me too, pretty please!"
Alabaster
"I GUESS TODAY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!"
Keyboard
She holds Champ up to take the blow instead.
The Scavenger
"It can." Alabaster ignores his friend.
Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-28 17:05:42
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Champ is turned into a giant blort!

Alabaster rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
2024-12-28 17:06:02
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Haplo is turned into a spider!

The Scavenger
"Told you."
Keyboard
"Aww who's a big boy!! Who's the biggest boy!!" She scratches Champ.
Alabaster
"WELL. YOU FUCKERS DEAL WITH THAT! I'M OUT!" Alabaster and Scavenger run away.
O-2
O-2 carefully picks up Haplo in her hands. "I need your help."
O-2
"I need you to call 911. :D"
RESULTS!
Circe
"That was....so sad...."
2024-12-28 17:10:26
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Goal: Fake perma dying by dying twice. You must fool people into thinking you have perma died. If no one is fooled then you lose.

Powers: You have the power to fake die. You can fake die as many times as you want.
Circe
"No one realized you died, Quackson...."
Quackson
"lmao"
Circe
"Do you need to talk?"
Quackson
"n---no."
Quackson
2024-12-28 17:11:53
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:48:03
Sniffles.
Circe
"Awesome!!! On to the next person then!!!"
Goal: Knock someone out. Doesn't matter who. Killing them also counts.

Powers: You can become ANY mythical creature (that isn't dead) for two turns. The mythical does not need to be owned by you.
Circe
2024-12-28 17:13:00
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:48:22
"That was some awesome transformation skills Haplo!"
Kratos
"SPIDER!"

Haplo chitters happily.

Circe
"Oh hmmmmm......."
Circe
"Oh well, I'm sure that'll work itself out at some point! On to the next person!"
Goal: Get your pet blasted by a laser. (Effects will not be perma even if it turns to ash / dies.)

Powers: You can cheer on your friend's next roll for a +10. But only if you insult them, and their mother. You can do this up to 3 times.
Circe
"I should fail you for not insulting a single mother."
Keyboard
"I was going to insult Haplo but then she turned into a blue hell mythical."
Circe
2024-12-28 17:15:18
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-29 08:49:02
"Just because she turned into a mythical semi deity doesn't mean she doesn't have a mother you can insult."
Keyboard
"I'll insult my own mom. She's a crazy bitch and I couldn't get away fast enough."
Circe
"You get your point. But I'm not happy about it."
Keyboard
"Noted."
Kratos
"Spider....."
Circe
"Anyway, that's all for today-"
Kratos
Kratos crushes Haplo.
Circe
"T-That death doesn't count!" Circe revives Haplo back into her normal form.
Circe
"Let's take a break before anything else happens!"
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