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Due to some circumstances a few people find themselves metaphorically dragged along by a masked man riding a thornhead- "Get in Losers we're going shopping" he said- And by the gods shopping they are going to do!

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Horseface underhand tosses his capsule to the masked dude.

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Zefir shuffles around his pockets for a capsule, and promptly pulls it out after some ringing and sounds of things hitting other things. He tries to open it up...

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Hel fails to open the other two capsules. With Horseface-12's flying out of his hand, and falling into a storm drain.

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He hands her back the capsule.

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He drags whomever is in grabbing radius to the store.

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As the rowdy group enters the store, they're confronted with a rather strange scene.

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Hel closes his eyes for a moment to sigh… It's one of these days ain't it?

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Horseface checks a bit of paper in his pocket and groans. He steps close to Chip, lowering his voice.

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Chip scowls back at the notail, voice lowered.

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Horseface checks his paper again.

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He– He is not acknowledging the fact he is lying to himself.

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- Helen
- Zookeeper
- O-11
- Azathoth
- O-6
- You don't know this but she's more special than most folks. She can have just about anything. Really have to think outside the box here. If you know what I mean. Hohohoo!
- He asked specifically to not be shown art. I think he'll be an easy one if you think about the delivery.
- Forgot which one we're dealing with. Good luck.
- The guy has had a lot of life changes recently. Also he's in his mothers's (Yes that's a singular) body or something. Frankly you're on your own here.
- The tiger is a simple man who wants simple things. This should be a simple one to round things off. Well, that or you'll all end up dead. But hey if you do that just means I don't gotta pay you!
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- Sacrificial Whaling Knife (Good Quality)
- Massive: A collection of stories about Huge Dragons (Great Quality)
- Mushroom Capsule Pet (Good Quality)
- Mirrorer Space cape (Great Quality)
- 1 common abomination ticket (Great Quality)
- O-6 Lab coat (Good quality)
- Forget-me-please potion (Good quality)
- Wilting flowers (Poor quality)
- Glasses made of cards (Poor quality)
- Rampaging Agnilith (Horrible quality) (AGRESSIVE)
As the final item, an anomalous artifact and a strange skull are put into the machine, the machine summons a great and terrible beast!

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Helen watches as the agnilith starts to rampage though the store!

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Horseface picks up the sacrificial whaling knife.

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Zefir joins Horseface in wrangling the beast, not wanting the first customer to get bad impressions.

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Horseface stabs the whaling knife into the agnilith. When it screeches and throws Horseface off, the Zefir is right there to grab the fallen knife and stab it again! Such a perfect knife was designed to kill such beasts!

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Hel runs to throw the VERY HUGE corpse outside.
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Helsing strains his back slightly!

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A CHAOS ROLL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ON THE EXPLOSION.

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Horseface, covered in ladybugs, walks up to the counter and places the knife down.

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He takes the knife and bags it for her, lightly sliding the bag across the counter to her.

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Ladybugs still coat the store while the next guest enters...

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Dante frolicks in the lady bugs. He's rolling around in joy! He doesn't seem to be listening to his owner at all.

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Zookeeper turns around without another comment and leaves.
The crew has a short time before the next buyer comes....

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Horseface looks for the nearest window to open to try and get some of these ladybirds out of here.

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Zefir wipes the sweat of his brow and tries to get a broom of sorts and get the ladybugs out.

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Chip starts to collect and remove as many ladybugs as they can carry.

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With the combined efforts of the crew, the lady bugs, at least the largest piles of them, are cleaned up. The next guest enters.

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Horseface picks up the Massive Dragon book, setting it on the counter.

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The three O-11's look at each other.

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Zefir offloads the huge book on the table.

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Horseface flips through the book for a moment.

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Horseface whistles appreciatingly at something something in the book.

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Horseface continues flipping through the book. He seems distracted.

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Horseface waves off to the other cashiers, distracted by the book.

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Hel plucks the space cape off its hanger.

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Helsing swishes around in it- Actually he might be enjoying wearing it more than he realizes.

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The O-11's leave.
The crew has a short moment to prepare for the next guest.

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Hel hesitantly takes the cape off, looking at it before replying.

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The crew don't do anything while waiting for the next guest.

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Hel puts the ticket down on the counter for Azathoth to see.

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The crew have some time before the last guest....

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Horseface hides underneath the counter.

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The crew waits.......but O-6 never arrives.....
And the leader of the crew is sure he knows why.
It's because O-6 is already here.

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He looks at the bunch of people he had dragged with him. The thought had been with him this whole time and yet he pushed it down in favor of sales… A thing he may have to do again in the future.
A sneer climbs onto his face as he scrutinized them - His suspicions about some of their behavior earlier.

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Hel breathes out and puts his helmet back on. Bracing himself for what comes next and lifting a finger at Chip.

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A piano falls and narrowly misses the accuser.

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Hel grabs something to bash Horseface's head in- That bastard! That bastard! He got psyched!
Horseface sighs, stands up, and walks over onto the big X.

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The piano falls and kills Horseface.

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He drops the object- Almost ashamed of himself.

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Pluto comes back.

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Powers: You can summon a chaos roll once, at anything, or just in general.

Powers: You can summon a chaos roll once, at anything, or just in general.

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Powers: You have the power of O-6, but you're holding back. If you attack anything, you have a +6 to attack. If you want a +6 to all rolls, you have to show off your true form.

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Powers: You can summon Canine-7 for a short time to you 3 times. He's extremely friendly and is willing to help you with most problems.

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