STORY
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It's an amazing day on Prison Planet! The birds are screaming, the consumers are screaming, the unicorns are screaming, it's just a delight!
The recent earthquakes have been putting everyone on high alert.
Currently, one crew was off exploring the nearby areas. Apparently, they were assigned a project to "Interview someone important and interesting."
There were a few places to check out.
First was a strange opening near the castle's water supply; someone interesting had to be living there!
Next up was towards a moldy cave in the wasteland. Everyone said, "Don't go there," but that just means something exciting must be inside!
Next up was at one of the many stores. How quaint that each one seemed to lead to the same building. That's branding, baby!
There was, of course, the castle itself.....or even walking back to Bizz to give him his own interview!
There was also a fortune-teller's hut nearby.

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Their gaze drifts to the fortune-teller's hut, though, despite how annoyed they seem.

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"Oh, thanks! You're a very nice unicorn!" Shoop kind of awkwardly coils up on the unicorn. He looks like he might fall off at any moment, but the unicorn shifts to keep him balanced.

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The group all head forth to the castle, but as soon as they reach the entrance, the guards demand they be frisked and any strange items be removed.
All weapons have been taken away!
The inside of the castle is not what most would think a castle should be. Supplies lined the halls, and many rooms served as shelters for those who were too weak or injured to face the outside.
It wasn't as grand as assumed.
The throne room, though, was fairly free from clutter and beds, and there sat Princess, on her phone as she always was.

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The group finds themselves surprised when Princess perks up immediately. She's normally very.....distant and crude, to be frank.

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"We still gotta actually do the interview, no tellin' how this is gonna go."

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As Mooncake gives a sad chitter, Lumi has to force themself to be silent again. How dare she disgrace spark's babies-

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Aquamarine had been wandering around the area waiting when she saw Beeatrix. Curious to what was going on she caught up to the rest of the group.

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Beeatrix notices Aqua comes by and gives the Aftik a wave, "Hello and greetings again, Aqua. We are doing interviews!"

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Princess starts pulling out unicorn nip out her pockets.

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Anodyne wanders over to Princess, drawn by that alluring smell. Shoop is still on the unicorn's back, and smells the nip himself.

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LUMI DOESN'T TRUST THIS.

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Princess leads everyone outside.
There are...........................................................
Slabs of meat out here.

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"Are these slabs of meat the Unicorns?"

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"Whoopie."

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Lumi forgot.

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AN ENTIRE SECTION OF THIS EVENT HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR OUR PROTECTION.

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"WHY.'

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"So what is the best way to deal with a unicorn, if said unicorn could talk and was psychically judging you for your choices?"

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Princess does not reply to Aqua.
Aqua is surprised to see Princess staring at her, but then quickly breaks eye contact.

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Everyone is starting to remember why one should never ask a horse girl about horses......

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Beeatrix raises her hand again. As if she had a question. Meanwhile, Lumi finally has an idea.

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Aqua fails to catch the arise in time. It is nibbling on the meat.

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Beeatrix makes mental note of the Princesses interests in using Unicorns as naturally occurring defenses. But comes to have a couple of other questions.
But it seems events are happening. A pet has nibbled a meat slab.

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Aqua gently puts Speedy down and attempts to explain the situation before slowly trying to open his mouth and retrieve the meat, with Mooncake providing emotional support with [Cheerleader].
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Aqua grabs the meat out, the arise is saved!
Beeatrix is surprised that Aqua actually listened to such advice, but is sure they can handle themselves!

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Beeatrix attempts to toss her Capsule onto the Castle floor like a ball.
Shoop is currently too distracted to pay attention to his friends fighting. He wants to see the funny shrimp thing!

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She clutches her arise and would pray to some sort of god if she believed in any of them.

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"I was askin' you a simple fucking question, for fuck's sake!"

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The capsule refuses to open.

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Beeatrix is surprised and asks, "Oh? You want to try and open it, Aqua! You have talons! You are likely the better one to open it. The plastic is too smooth for me to grip."

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Princess rubs unicorn nip on her arms.

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Shoop finally realises what was going on. Too late.

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Beeatrix waves!

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King jumps forward to bite at Lumi, but [Disaster] strikes. He trips on the shell of an arise. He falls ontop of a stake sticking out of the ground which was meant to support the unicorn meat. King is critically injured and helpless as he tries out push himself out of this.

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Beeatrix chimes in with as she sees... all the blood and mess. She is, however, unphased.
She rushes to the Party Leader's aid to help King off the stake!

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She is very much conflicted and says, "I don't know! I agree with the Court Lady! Why are we fighting! Boohoo."
She fakes her emotions some more.

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"When are you gonna fight me yerself? Huh?? Too goddamn scared? Fucking good."

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Mooncake has been shoved towards Aqua.

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O-5 lands in the unicorn garden.

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Lumi is kicked out the fence.
The clockwork is out.

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Princess leaves.

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Aqua looks at Mooncake, who is whining, trying to escape, and lets off a pathetic sigh. Never had she cared so much about everything. Usually, it was none of her business, but now she just felt...sad.

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O-5 grabs it.
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"Hope it kills you in your sleep, mate. :)"

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O-5 pulls the rod out of King, just causing him to bleed more.

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There's.....unicorn meat everywhere.

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O-5 does not extend his hands. He does not take the card. He watches the card fall to the floor.
He then crushes it underfoot.

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"I just don't know why everyone can't get along. I wish everyone just agreed on everything."

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A polynoid enters the confession booth.

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