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REVENGE OF THE TALLGOATS
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2024-12-14 19:22:54
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Given a list of interviews to do, none of you are particularly interested in wrangling up mostly nobodies and washups to talk to, so instead the crew focuses on a few tracks they've located.

The first set of tracks is towards the meal hall. It seems there's an eating competition going on! *

The second head out into the wasteland. There seems to be...more tracks than one would expect for a tallgoat.....

The third tracks head towards the unicorn gardens near the castle.

The fourth track heads towards the wasteland cave, the one oozing out mold.

The final tracks head towards the castle's water supply. Something about these tracks feels devious. *

There is also a fortune-telling booth nearby that you can check out quickly.
With a shot of flame from the caborhund behind him, Trick walks forward with dramatic fiery lighting that definitely isn't going to get old any time soon.

Trick
2024-12-14 19:23:32
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"Well, here we are, on an important mission. Tch. Important is arguable, I suppose. What is happening that is even worthy of our attention anyway?"
Hash
2024-12-14 19:24:22
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"Hm. The fortune-telling booth looks interesting. I've definitely never been to one, that's for fucking sure. >B3" The notail looks around, a roximur making himself comfortable on his shoulders.
G-17519
2024-12-14 19:24:53
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"H-Hello! Would any of you be interested in donating blood- Wait, we're, in the middle of something, right, um, sorry, ignore me. owo"
Soaring through the skies with the color of an autumn sun flies a dazzling serpent of unparalleled power. She flies free, removed from her gilded cage, from her responsibility of her children, moving amongst the wasteland like the goddess she is. This darling snake could captivate the hearts of millions, but she saves her heart for you.
Emberspark is holding up her snakevine, carefully moving her behind Trick as an entrance is made.
Trick's stomach makes a noise. Habanero behind him has what appears to be a ration-quality steak in his mouth.
"I have my own inclination, of course."
Hash
2024-12-14 19:27:07
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"I mean, I don't have a fucking preference, but I need some fun. >B3"
Emberspark
2024-12-14 19:27:38
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"Oh yes, perhaps some food is in order; it does catch the mind after a while."
"...We can stop by the, um... Fortune telling thing quickly, then head out, right? Sounds...neat. I've never had my fortune read. owo"
"I have! Never thought one of those booths would show up here of all places, though. It's kind of neat!"
Trick was... really hungry. He'd been... overly generous to his buddy with splitting rations. But...
"Yes! The fortune teller... mysterious and intriguing. It would be foolish to not seek their wisdom."
Hash
2024-12-14 19:30:59
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"Hell yes. >B3"
Trick confidently leads the way to the booth, sneaking glances towards the meal hall on the way.
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2024-12-14 19:31:41
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Ember follows Trick, making it look like her snake is slithering through the air.

The group enters into the booth of the fortune teller, only to be greeted by the appearance of a steed. A whole horse inside a booth.

"Snort."
Ghost freezes up at the sight. That's a very large horse.
Hash
2024-12-14 19:32:53
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"Uhh... should the horse be in here? >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 19:33:22
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"O-oh!" Oh my god, that horse is so cool.
King
2024-12-14 19:33:45
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Injured, the unicorn known as King looks at you all with a sense of distrust. Oh, great, what do you want? Those eyes seem to say.
"Greetings! I am Trick, and this is my crew, and such an impressive and dark one as yourself must have important insight to tell."
Hash
2024-12-14 19:34:27
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"We just came here for like, fortunes and stars and shit. >B3" The Roximur on his shoulders perk up at the mention of stars.
King
2024-12-14 19:35:16
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He puts a hoof on a card.

Do you want to hear about your future, or your past? Or maybe you have a question for me?

You all look like idiots to everyone watching you outside....


"...Where's...the fortune teller? Why is King here? Why are you...talking to the horse? I'm confused. owo"
Hash
2024-12-14 19:36:56
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"King? What the fuck, that's her horse? >B3" This is. so weird.
("He put his hoof on the cards, I'm pretty sure that means he's the teller.")
"The future is unknowable. Could you prove me wrong?"
Emberspark
2024-12-14 19:37:54
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"Wow, Trick is having more fun than I am."
The horse snorts at Trick. The future? Unknowable? Do you understand the power that I hold?
2024-12-14 19:38:55
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King turns 4 cards.

Fortuna rolls four 20 sided dice. A 4 , 13, 1 and 10 is rolled.
Your future...looks quite bleak.
Hash
2024-12-14 19:41:06
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"That's. Not good. Is it? >B3" Hash is trying not to think at all.
G-17519
2024-12-14 19:40:39
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Ghost is trying to figure out how that horse flipped those cards with its hooves.
"A dark future. Nothing I can't handle. I wouldn't be the one and only Trick if I couldn't."
"In fact, I feel right at home in darkness."
"..."
"Edgy. >B3"
If you're smart, you'll thrust your damage to your enemies.
For this is just what the universe has decided.
"Am...Am I missing something, here? owo"
"Probably!"
Hash
2024-12-14 19:44:47
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"I'm as confused as you are, dude, now can we get outta here? I don't like being around this horse in particular. >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 19:45:06
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"Thank you for the wisdom. I think we must take our leave into this uncertain fate."
"No offense, but like, shit, you just being princess's horse is enough to make me want to not be near you in case she thinks I'm doing some bad shit. >B3"
No payment? King throws his head back with a hoarse neigh.
Cheapskates.
Zenith checks her pockets for some kind of payment.
2024-12-14 19:50:20
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A 4 is rolled, just as predicted. Zenith pulls out a dead lizard.

"..."
"I'll hang on to this. If you don't want it."
"...." Hash looks for some points and food.

A 13 is rolled as predicted. Has pulls out a piece of chickentube.


G-17519
2024-12-14 19:52:06
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"W-We should...maybe go, yeah-"

SUDDENLY, CAT.

"WOAH MAMA. Hummina Hummina Hummina bazoooooooing AWOOOOOOGA WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW WOOF. Eyes pop out of head, heart visibly beats out of chest. Helloooooo nurse!"

The cat slaps down a coupon for a free one-topping pizza at the local pizza place.

"Call me."

Habanero tosses half a chewed steak onto the floor of the fortune teller booth.

King eats the dead lizard and the half eaten steak.

Ember watches this unfold, petting her snake.
Hash
2024-12-14 19:54:28
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".... Do you want the, uh, thiing? >B3" He holds it out warily to King. He's not sure what it even is.
King rips the chickentube from Hash's hands.
He jumps back in fear.
Zenith
2024-12-14 19:55:11
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"... Cool! Thanks for the fortune!"
"We should probably get going. There's a food tent that's doing... seemingly dastardly things, considering I have barely eaten all week."
"Food tent it is! Food sounds great right now."
Trick starts leading the way to the cafeteria place.
Ember continues to follow after Trick, seeming to be enjoying herself.
2024-12-14 19:57:29
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The group leaves the unicorn to his consumption of meat and heads to the meal tent.

The Price is Right Theme Song
Bizz
2024-12-14 19:58:58
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"And the next meat up in this challenge is....TALLGOAT!!!!!"
"Bizz."
"Tallgoat meat is hard to eat! You'll never know when it'll disappear before your very eyes-"
"Bizz."
"Contestants will have to run around the room, attempting to consume the meat before the other team-"
"Bizz!"
"Man, what do you want?!?! We have to reshoot my intro now!"
"I think he wants his meat back."
"Who wants their-"
"Oh."

A CHOPPED UP TALLGOAT APPEARS.


"....................."
"HEEEEEY ARE THOSE INTERNS OVER THERE? COME OVER, I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!!!!"
Trick
2024-12-14 20:04:25
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"Bizz! Long time no see! I'm surprised you wouldn't remember the entertainment." Trick has definitely personally met Bizz before and is not going off of second-hand information.
"Oh my gosh! It's you!!!!!! I can't believe you actually came!"
Blizz has definitely personally met Trick before and is not trying to avoid looking stupid.
Trick
2024-12-14 20:07:25
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"That's right, the one and only Trick is here to grace your presence again. How long has it been, uh......" Trick tries to stall for an answer.
"Fiiiiiiiiive......"
"-well it's unimportant! I see you're having trouble keeping your production under control."
"Yeeeeeeeeears?"
"Probably that."
Emberspark
2024-12-14 20:05:47
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"Oh, hello again Bizz, need a hand?"
"I-I'm actually, a uh, contestant- You know, it's cool, this is fine, I don't want to compete right now... owo" Ghost mutters, mostly to himself.
("If he asks us to fight that goat I'm going to intern-strike.")
Hash
2024-12-14 20:06:24
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"I'm... already an intern, yes. >B3"
"I'm not having trouble with my production."
Zapp
2024-12-14 20:10:48
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"Yes, you-"
"This is part of the show, baby!!!!!" Bizz shuts Zapp's mouth.
"That goat is missing chunks. owo"
"You have a tallgoat with missing meat and you have its meat. >B3"
Hash
2024-12-14 20:13:29
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"Honestly, that seems like a problem to me. >B3"
"It's the part where we!!!"
"...................................."
Jeopardy Thinking Music
"....................................."
"Everyone....eats and uh..."
"There's a tallgoat......."
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:15:30
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"Revenge?"
"REVENGE OF THE TALLGOATS."
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:16:29
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"I'm a mastermind."
"Sure are."
Hash
2024-12-14 20:17:03
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"I would say yes, but I'm not a Z-class or a V-class. >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 20:17:59
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"Well, I know you wouldn't be wasting precious rations so frivolously on a production like this, so I have to assume the rest of these are set dressing and the goat is and always has been the intended focus. We professionals understand these things."
G-17519
2024-12-14 20:18:19
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"Is...the tallgoat going to try and fight us? While we eat? Some sort of...food fight? Um. owo"
Trick eyes up some of the extra meat hungrily.
"Fighting the tallgoat seems fun. >B3"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:19:30
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"Of course! That's how the second installment of Revenge of the Tallgoats starts!"
Hash
2024-12-14 20:20:39
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("....Did people really like the first one that much? >B3")
"S-Second???? This is the first time we're doing this."
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:20:02
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"Yeah, well."
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:20:19
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"See, my plan is."
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:21:06
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"We film Revenge of the Tallgoats 2 first, we release that. Then everyone is going to be like-"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:21:35
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"Where the FUCK is Revenge of the Tallgoats 1?"
"It'll be like an ARG."
"Without a prize?"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:23:07
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"People don't need prizes to waste their time."
("A-Art is so mysterious and confusing... owo")
"..."
"I can see how you got to be the famous producer you are today."
"I don't. owo"
"Thank you!"
Hash
2024-12-14 20:25:05
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"I don't think that's how movie production works. >B3"
Ember hums a bit, still twirling about with her snake.
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:25:54
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"Anyway, the contestants are going to eat, and I need you to beat up this tallgoat!"
Trick
2024-12-14 20:26:12
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"Now, one of my incredible and dangerous crew said they were eager to take on the quarry. I think sparing a few of those extra meals for us is only fair for us to handle this."
Hash
2024-12-14 20:26:35
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"Will I get paid? >B3"
"I thought the prize would be Revenge of the Tallgoats 1 itself? It'd tie the ARG together nicely."
"Wrong!"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:27:49
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"The prize will be Revenge of the Tallgoats 4."
Trick
2024-12-14 20:29:09
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"(Mom worked with this guy?)"
Hash
2024-12-14 20:28:21
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"...But then you'd be missing 1 AND 3. >B3"
Zapp
2024-12-14 20:28:44
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"Can we fuckin' film the first- fuckin', second one first?!?"
"Ok fine, whatever."
"Wouldn't 3.5 drive people more insane for the product?"
"Ohhhh that's terrible. Nice."
"Which one of you will be eating, and which one of you will be protec-"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:32:05
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"Revenge of the Tallgoats 3.5....that's genius now..."
"Stop givin' him fuckin' ideas!!!!!!!"
Bizz
2024-12-14 20:32:53
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"Right, where were we....."
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2024-12-14 20:33:14
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"Alright.~" Ember goes back to what she was doing.
"I want to commit violence. >B3"

Habanero is prepared to create mood lighting. It's fire.

Trick
2024-12-14 20:33:33
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"Alright, Hash was it? Think you can square up with the goat? Let it make the first move. It's more dramatic that way."
Hash
2024-12-14 20:35:04
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"I could square up with two tallgoats if I wanted to. Hold my roximur. >B3" He puts down the roximur near Trick.
Trick pets the roximur next to him once he thinks the camera is gonna be focused on the goat fight instead of him.
"I don't know how much Cattipede will help here...Other than...being cute. owo"
"Maybe it'd be better if someone was covering your back-"

The tallgoat stands perfectly still....The lights flicker.

A one is rolled as King predicted, but Sassy the snakevine causes a reroll!


Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

In that brief second where the lights went out, Trick is kicked by the tallgoat!


Trick
2024-12-14 20:38:10
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"Ough! N-nice. It's a fierce one-" He is trying so hard to look cool and uncaring.
Aram Khachaturian - Sabre Dance
Hash
2024-12-14 20:39:16
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"!!! Forgot how fast they were! >B3" Hash tries to jump on the tallgoat and stab it.

As predicted, a 14 is rolled! The lights flicker as impact is made with the tallgoat. It has moved away but has still been stabbed!


Trick
2024-12-14 20:40:10
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"Whoa, hey, don't hurt it too bad."
"Er. It might not be able to take what it can dish out. P-pathetic. Heh."
Hash
2024-12-14 20:41:07
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"You're no fun. Fine, I'll fucking try. >B3" He has no intention of trying very hard.
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2024-12-14 20:42:09
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Ember pats Tricks' shoulder. "Shouldn't you get in there for the camera? You have some meat to eat."
"Um...C-Cattipede! Cause a distraction! owo"
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

Cattipede jumps on Ghost! Attacking your owner is a distraction, right?

Bizz
2024-12-14 20:41:22
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("This isn't working out, Zapp.")
("They're fightin' the tallgoat, what else do you want?")
("I forgot that tallgoats do this. The flickering lights are going to make this film unusable!")
("Suuuuuuucks.")
Hash
2024-12-14 20:46:10
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"I'm stabbing the fuckers who are turning off the lights after this. >B3"
2024-12-14 20:43:10
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Habanero goes [Secret Finding].

Habanero goes to discover a secret. He sniffs out two! A personal secret and a secret pet, which one do you prefer?


2024-12-14 20:48:05
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Habanero finds a secret pet!

"Huuuuuuhuuuuuuu."

Zapp
2024-12-14 20:50:43
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"Ayyyyyeeee it's the dentine we ate yesterday!!!!"
"Wait, what!?!?!"
Zenith
2024-12-14 20:51:33
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"WHAT?"
"Um." That's so metal.
"Zapp, I told you this land was cursed!"
"You sure did.......Now we got two weirdos...."
Hash
2024-12-14 20:52:32
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"THIS IS PRISON PLANET OF COURSE ITS CURSED. >B3"
2024-12-14 20:53:44
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The tallgoat flickers the lights and tries to kick Hash.


Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

Hash is kicked in the head!

Hash
2024-12-14 20:55:46
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"YOU GODBLESSED PIECE OF SHIT. >B3" Hash tries to jump onto the tallgoat's head.
2024-12-14 20:57:11
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THIS MAN IS LIKE 10 FEET TALL.
LETS SEE IF YOU CAN JUMP.

Hash rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

Hash jumps up high and kicks the tallgoat in the face!

"TAKE THAT, BITCH! >B3"
"Foolish. Bizz, I thought you would know better than anybody to have a backup light source. Habanero, show them how it's done."
2024-12-14 20:55:16
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Habanero shoots flame around the tallgoat to keep it illuminated while being fought.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 7 is rolled.

Habanero is too busy begging for pets to light up the room!


Trick
2024-12-14 21:00:00
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"Habanero, we'll go over proper staging again later."
Ember twirls about, Sassy trailing in the air behind her as she strikes a pose before the Dentine with her [Charming] snake.
Well, this worked last time- Ghost sends Cattipede to go befriend the weird dentine!

"H-Hope this works. owo"
G-17519 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.

The dentine is interested in your offers of friendship. But it wants to know.

Is anyone in the room a vegan?

G-17519
2024-12-14 21:01:41
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Ghost is a Notail; they'll eat anything.
Hash is also notail. He will eat most things.
Emberspark doesn't eat insects.
Zenith is not a vegan.
Trick has been giving the meat portion of the rations to his pet. No wonder he's so hungry.

The dentine disappears.....
Then reappears near Trick! It'll only trust vegans from now on. No more of that carnivore nonsense!

"Aw, it likes you!"
Bizz
2024-12-14 21:04:06
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"Oh yeah, you're right, Trick, I always carry a secondary light source."
2024-12-14 21:04:19
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Bizz rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Bizz takes out his phone but.....
It gets rerolled.

Bizz rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

He turns on the flashlight on his phone! The tallgoat cannot move because everyone is looking at it even as the lights flicker!

Trick
2024-12-14 21:05:53
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Trick pats the ghost dog and nudges for the camera a little. Yeah. This is the coolest bunny on TV right now.
Hash
2024-12-14 21:06:11
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Hash tries to tackle and stab the tallgoat at the same time.
Hash rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

Hash trips.
And eats dirt.

Zenith is pretty content to stay on the tallgoat's.... not-bad side.
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2024-12-14 21:07:21
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While Hash... hashes it out with the poor thing, she attempts to pop open the capsule away from the conflict.
Trick
2024-12-14 21:08:28
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"I, uh, think that they probably don't need that. My buddy here probably gives them a different spin on how to edit it."
"Or did you need someone to eat dirt...?"
"At least, I'm not partaking."
"Eh, we got the good stuff! Plus, I think I'm going to rebrand it."
"Going to make this a story about a man finding his best friend, a vegan dog."
"Who is also a ghost."
"Ghost are cool. M-My nickname is ghost. owo"
"That's the dumbest fuckin' shit I've ever heard of."
"Lets film it next week."
Hash mutters a very, very long string of curse words as he gets back up. He tries to tackle the front half of the tallgoats torso this time.
Hash rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Hash misses a target that isn't moving!
Cameras are filming this!
Hash ends up on the top 10 blooper reel!

"No one stop that notail!"
"Keep it rolling on this!"
2024-12-14 21:15:37
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:58:20

Habanero actually takes the time to provide some fire support to Hash now.

2024-12-14 21:16:03
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-14 21:19:02
Trick rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Habanero smiles at Trick. :)
....Trick pets Habanero.

"Y-You've got this! Show that g-goat who's boss! owo"
Hash
2024-12-14 21:14:27
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:58:52
"I'M MURDERING YOU AFTER THE TALLGOAT, YOU OVERSIZED BUG! >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 21:15:15
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:02:35
"He's not particularly oversized, honestly."
Hash rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
BIZZ ATTEMPTS TO COUNTER WITH A CHARM ROLL.
Bizz rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 24 is rolled.
2024-12-14 21:20:23
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:00:03

Hash's intimidation does nothing to Bizz. He's too good. Too perfect. God, you wish you were 3 inches tall....


Zenith
2024-12-14 21:21:07
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:01:03
Zenith tries to pop open the capsule a little ways away from the fight.
Zenith rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-14 21:21:32
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-14 21:21:40

Zenith's arms are weak.

"I don't know what I'm feeling right now. owo"
Hash
2024-12-14 21:22:56
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:06:34
Hash does not wish he were 3 inches tall, because otherwise he would be goat food right now. He tries to grab the stupid tallgoat by the neck.
Hash rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -5. A 7 is rolled.

HASH TOUCHES THE GOAT.

"I think that the beast is about as defeated as it's going to be here. Perhaps the two of you should consider it a draw. To be repeated in the sequel."
"This is goin' in the cringe reel."
"Why won't this-"
Zenith tries to open the capsule again.
Zenith rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

The capsule pops open!


Trick
2024-12-14 21:28:26
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:05:52
"I think there's probably enough footage, and this goat seems pretty docile by this point, so, y'know."
Hash
2024-12-14 21:28:47
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:06:16
Fuck!!! this!!! goat!!! He attempts to throw a knife at it.
Trick tries to stop Hash. "I think we're done here."
"...."
Hash
2024-12-14 21:29:39
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:08:08
"Ffffffffine. I've embarrassed myself enough today anyway. >B3"
Emberspark
2024-12-14 21:30:04
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:06:44
"Today's been a lovely day, honestly."
"You did pretty well for the camera!!"
He throws the knife at the ground and dabs at the goat. Fuck the goat.
"On live television at that."
"Say hi to the viewers at home.~"
"Hi Starlis!" Ember says, gently waving sassy's tail to the camera.
Hash
2024-12-14 21:32:22
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:08:43
"....I am going to murder you. Multiple times. >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 21:33:06
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:08:40
"Y'know, Bizz, I walked in here and thought it was gonna be pretty uninteresting, but you showed you definitely know how to intentionally put together some exciting elements for a show."
"Soooo...Mr...Bizz... You're really. Cool and neat and. I'd like to know more about you? H-How'd you and Trick meet anyway? owo"
Bizz
2024-12-14 21:34:05
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:07:39
"Psssssh, well, you know."
Bizz
2024-12-14 21:34:39
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:07:26
"At the uh..."
"Actor's meeting."
"The uh, there was that show. Y'know. With the stage."
"You two put on a stage show together? Woah! owo"
"I thought trick was a magician. >B3"
"Being a magician doesn't mean you don't go to actor meetings."
"Ooooh! Was it a super-important private event?"
"But he's not an actor. >B3"
"I'm not an actor and I still go."
Trick
2024-12-14 21:38:06
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:09:17
"You definitely saw me on TV. I looked different. You might not remember. It's fine."
"Can't argue with that logic. >B3"
Trick
2024-12-14 21:38:18
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:09:38
".....Hey, do you like, have a veggie sandwich around here or something?"
"You can have Zapp's sandwich."
"Don't fuckin' touch that."
"If you let my meal be stolen, I'll eat somethin' else."
Bizz
2024-12-14 21:40:28
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Posted by ID #276
Last edit: 2025-11-17 23:10:06
"...What the fuck is that supposed to mean, man??????"
"Look, there's some generic rations you can eat over on that general area. I'm going to take this film back to our crew."
"Who wants to give Sassy pets?"
"I do!"
....Trick pets the snake.
Hash absentmindedly pets the snake too.
Zapp throws his sandwich at Trick on his way out.
Trick rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
Trick manages to catch the sandwich.
No one is typing.