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LOCKED DUNGEON
Igorrr - Houmous
2024-12-14 15:51:24
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There are clouds in the distance, and your crew is noticing that things are getting rather tense around the town, but frankly, no one is here for politics. Yet.

There are a few bombat tracks around.

The first goes towards the castle's water source. There are multiple bombat tracks, including a rather glittery one.

The second heads towards the wasteland, not a place you want to risk going to.

And the third goes to a store, where they appear to be filming a new advertisement.

There's also a fortune-telling booth.


2024-12-14 15:52:02
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Fuppenkat shoves his hands into his pockets, rocking back and forth on his heels while the small group catches up with him. He was irritated, which was nothing new. This planet sucked, though.

"Rats. Rats this way. Rats that way. What's with all the fucking rats." ..His attention is captured by the glitter though.
"Nothing wrong with rats! I think they're quite cute."
Sinister
2024-12-14 15:54:09
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"Just like every other planet, vermin of all sizes and types crawl around the place. These just happen to be the explosive sort." Sinister held upon his mongrel. His tendrils were sharp, yet they proved no pain to Alice.
2024-12-14 15:54:31
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H-Mon pulls Sinister aside for a quick second to whisper to them behind the group.

Harold
2024-12-14 15:55:13
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"B-bro, we can't seriously be doing this. Staff members have been houndin' me all day to give my thoughts on our expedition in the confessionary! This time, there are cameras pointed at us, dude! Are we seriously going to- gh.. GhwUACK!"

He coughs up some feathers.


"Ok, that one's new."
Sinister
2024-12-14 15:58:29
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Sinister whispers to H-Monster while he follows them, as he's in the back of the group.

"Smile to the camera and keep your mouth shut."
"O-oh, ok. I can do that."
"My thing's smiling under pressure! Classic Hero Monster ™️ move."
Boxman
2024-12-14 15:56:25
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"Now listen, kid. This is your first day of on-the-job experience. Don't fuck it up for the boss. Remember the rats. This isn't like the breakroom. You're a quick learner. Let me down, and you're going in the mug." Giving a pep talk to the numbskull. His newest intern. Kid's got potential, a real [Student]. You either crush that kind of competition or nurture it. This will depend on how the boss feels.
"I was hoping we'd be on the trail of something bigger and scarier. Bombats aren't as cool..." He starts pacing down the road towards the water supply, gesturing for the others to come with.
"Smart choice. The water is where we're all headin' one day. Whats a week early?"
"Well. Uh. That's a way to put things! To the water."
"Hey." He stops in his tracks and points to the two lagging in the back.
2024-12-14 16:02:44
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"Hooo hoooo!!!"

"OH SHIT NEVERMIND LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!!"
2024-12-14 16:00:59
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The group makes their move to the water source. Everything seems normal, even if it's a bit dirtier than normal due to people bathing in it. Inside the lake is a large, blue shark-like bombat.

On top of it, is a much smaller golden one.


2024-12-14 16:04:14
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The two are swimming towards some sort of entrance into the castle via the water system. It appears someone forgot to close the grate....

"That's a lot of rats."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:04:54
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"I want that gold one. I want that gold one. I want that gold one. Can any of you swim?"
"Screw the shark-y one, you guys can have it, I want the gold one!!"
"Oh, boss, you only needed to ask." He engages in tactical swimming mode, of course.
"Hop on. We've got rodents to race."
"How..."
Harold
2024-12-14 16:06:45
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"Oh, I love swimmin'."
"Nevermind, not with, uh, this dude in the water."

"The freak in the box can do the swimming part for me."
BOX BOARDED.
Harold
2024-12-14 16:09:14
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"Are we all..? Ok, never mind, onto the box. Hahha."
Boxman
2024-12-14 16:09:45
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"Fools to fear me. I'm both the safest and most dangerous thing in that there hydrogen dioxide. Let's get a move on." Finally, into the ocean.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-14 16:10:12
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The boxman starts swimming in the water. The crew enters the pipes that go into the castle. Boxman is following the bombats when he turns a corner and loses them as they scamper onto land.

Both of the bombats run up to one person down in these dungeons.

"Yay! It's Twinkle and Bingo!"
"And..................."
The polynoid looks at the group.
Boxman
2024-12-14 16:11:40
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Siiiiip.
"A fellow S.I.M.P, I see." He holds a badge. Sinister gave something away a while ago and gained something back. SIMPhood.
Polynoid Helper
2024-12-14 16:13:29
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"A fellow SIMP!"

The polynoid instantly trusts the group.

Daisy is still confused by nearly everything about her teammate/steed.

"Hello!"
"Sup. Those yours?"
"Yeah these are mine, well...."
"Princess gave them to me, as my SIMPS steed!"
"Everyone else got a unicorn so...I don't really.....like em....that much."
"You can ride those?"
"You can ride the big one, but it's not that impressive."
"Hey...why is there like...a camera crew following you guys?"
"Ignore us!"
"O....k....."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:18:18
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"Why won't she give you one of those big fuckin' horses?" Kat edges towards dry land. He hates water.
"I don't know! But I don't question what Princess does. She's smart and braveeeee!"
"Maybe you could use the rats to find a thornhead? I can't imagine it's all that great to be stuck with pets you don't like."
"Thornheads are for losers! Real people ride unicorns."
Boxman
2024-12-14 16:35:43
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"Real people, eh? That's such a way to put things."
"Real as defined by the horses beneath us. Good motivational quote."
Sinister
2024-12-14 16:34:28
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Sinister puts Alice down on the ground and gives a few taps for the hound to go forward. He did care not for her sob story, but anything to improve her humor... Just for now.

"Feel free to ride my dog while we're here. Alice is tame, might give the same feeling as a real unicorn... Better than rats, that is."
"Hey if you think about it, aren't unicorns just thorn'eads with thorns localized specifically on their forehead? Proba-"
"........................................................"
H-mon jumps a bit from the robot they didn't notice.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:36:50
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"Yeah, well. Where would you get a unicorn then if Princess wouldn't give you one? Because I wanna borrow a rat. That one." He points out the gold one.
"Oh! You can borrow my rat!"

The polynoid just hands him his rat.


"Much obligated. You were highly useful for us, Simp."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:41:35
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"Thanks a lot." :) Holding rat.
"Ok, now it's my turn to hold the rat!"
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:39:49
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"...Shit, there's like, a lot of people here, isn't there?"
"Remember, I don't count!"
"...................................................."
Daisy
2024-12-14 16:42:35
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"...Hi?"
Boxman
2024-12-14 16:43:05
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"Hey, intern, see if there's anything interesting real quick. Got a hunch about the water. And that threatening robot in the corner, but we can get to that part later." Boxman attempts to have Mothlike use [Secret Finder]. Just to check, as a full Boxman Package entails you to. Premium service.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:43:43
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"......Ok, but," Kat.. is reluctant to let go of the rat... "....Hey, hey, hold on, what's with the robot? Not the box, the other one?"
The pet looks at Diana. It seems that's as "big" as secrets go.
"She is a prisoner of WAR!!!!"
"She committed war crimes so she goes to jail!"
"Well....double jail."
"That's pretty hardcore."
"NO!!!! Comitting war crimes is rude!!!"
"Commiting war crimes is bad, yes. Who'd knew?"
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:47:34
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"Yea!!! Really rude!! I bet she goes fucking hard on the war crimes!!!"
"I mean. All of them? Every war crime? You sure?"
"I did not commit war crimes, I just wanted to see my brother!"
"These people are holding my brother hostage. He doesn't know better."
"Uh.."
"I'm pretty sure crimes are illegal for a reason!"
"I! Do! Not! Commit! War Crimes!!!!"
Polynoid Helper
2024-12-14 16:49:11
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"Yeah you did! You were like...going to shoot babies."
"You're in the only jail cell we're seeing around here. Why'd we hold your brother hostage? Is he around the dungeons?"
"Dunno, that tone you had just now sounded kinda threatenin' and war crimey, dude."
"Let me out of this cage and you will SEE A WAR CRIME."
"Yeah. That sounds like a war criminal to me."
"Well....that really doesn't make me want to open the cage now!"
"This crime is sounding lamer by the second. What did she actually do?"
"Now that sounds like what we in the business call 'a solid resolve'."
"I walked into this castle, I asked a question-"
"And that IDIOT UNICORN overreacted!"
"She didn't overreact, you had a weapon, and there were babies, so like, you were seconds away from war crimes."
"Someone open this cage!"
"You will rip us all apart."
"Let me out of this cage and you will SEE A WAR CRIME." Sinister quotes.
"Y-you'd likely get out sooner if. You weren't threatening people." Daisy fidgets with her bangles.
"I spoke in anger, and I apologize deeply. I just want to get my brother away from these hypnotizers."
"They have him hostage."
"Why your brother is so important to be held hostage?"
"Who's your brother anyways? I don't think there's anyone else in these cells, right?"
"I do not know why they stole him, but I am sure they have."
"Proof?"
"A trustworthy source promised me on his words. He had no reason to lie."
"The fact that they imprisoned me for no reason, is further proof of the matter."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 16:57:32
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Vantakat yawns. "Yea, ok, you're not as hardcore as I thought. I doubt there were even babies. Only real criminals would shoot babies. Not try to find some brother or whatever."
"Guns. Babies. Remember?"
"It. Was. A. Bow."
"I say you should let her go."
"The fact they imprisoned you because you stormed in a castle with a weapon makes them sound absolutly reasonable."
"Unless we can get a word-for-word testimony of the encounter, I doubt there were guns, or hell, even babies involved. Scamps have a way of deflecting rounds."
"Boxguy has a point."
"I would never threaten a baby."
"For I am not scared of them."
"You're making the most sense anyone on this planet has. Release her, she is clearly innocent."

Sinister points at the expedition leader.

Sinister
2024-12-14 17:01:10
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"He kidnapped your brother."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:01:32
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"Huh."
Harold
2024-12-14 17:02:04
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"Huh?"
"........................."
"What?"
Boxman
2024-12-14 17:02:55
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Vine boom sfx.
"Why do you say that?"
"I-I-I I may remember something like that... too...?"
"Really fuckin' funny, dude. I'm laughing so hard right now."
"Drama! Drama!"
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:05:00
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"Yeah, he absolutely kidnapped your brother. We're here to laugh at your face. Why would we lie? Hohoho."
"How you shall react?"
"Dude."
"You are MOCKING ME!"
"If I had my bow, you would be pinned to the wall right now!"
"....H-haha?"
"Even the kid?"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS."
Daisy
2024-12-14 17:07:29
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"Dude, we're just trying to get rats. What are you DOING?"
"No, he clearly has no idea of what is going on."
"Hmph. Yeah, I was wrong."
"....."
"I assumed you'd go into a wild rampage with the mere mention of it, but bravo. "I would never threaten a baby.". You kept your word."
"Hey, I know it's hard to be the funny guy. I've got some great improv courses I take behind the alien 7/11 if you need em."
"IM NOT A BABY."
"Oh my god....."
"Are you a baby?"
"He is a baby? I assumed he was just, short...."
"Is that a baby????"
H-mon is so utterly confused, he's just going to act like he didn't agree to whatever Sinister said, maybe everyone'll forget, right?
"I'M 3. I'M BASICALLY AN ADULT."
"OH MY GODS HE'S A BABY ABOBOBOBOBBOBO BABY."
"CAN I HOLD THE BABY......."
"NO!!!!!!!!"
Boxman
2024-12-14 17:13:28
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"YEESHarooni. My boss is only 3. And they say start 'em young, never believed I'd see the day! Good on you for climbing the ladder within a measly 36 months!"
"IF I WAS A BABY I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW! ON MY OWN!"
"Its his birthday too y'know. You didn't get him a gift. And he's only 3. How terrible. Maybe you can make up for it. That gold bombat is sure friendly enough."
"Oh, shit! Happy birthday dude! You should've told us!"
"Oh! Happy birthday!!"
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:14:03
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"Alas, it matters not what the age of the dragon is. I believe this robot is quick to anger, but not someone who would hurt the innocent."
".........."
"I am going to hold the b-"
"Dragon?????? There's a dragon here?????"
"That baby doesn't look like a dragon."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:19:49
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"I'M NOT A DRAGON. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL DUDE?" Kat walks up to Sinister and pushes them a bit.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:20:17
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"AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE ALL INSANE."
Fuppenkat rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

Kat's pushing sucks!

"UGH!"
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:20:54
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"A three-year-old hybrid with between a species of cold-blooded lizard that has its own brain in a hat with a hot-blooded mammal with centipedes within its head."
"Is that normal?"
"Yep!"
"Surely, nothing but a miracle would make it possible."
"Bro, I don't think you should be calling any hybrids abnormal, that's kinda really fucking rude. On his birthday too???"
Boxman
2024-12-14 17:26:50
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"I have been caught in another deception against my higher-up. It was only for your benefit, but alas, it is done. Into the ocean for my crimes." Boxman slowly slides into the water. Still watching, waiting to assist.
"I thought you just make...cross species in the vats?"
"I thought this was an expedition to find rats, not social drama."
"That's not weird?"
"It's just morally stupid."
"Well. First of all: Hybrids are terrible, but I'm not one to be political on... What they say? TV."
"Second of all. That kid is a dragon."
"Oh so now you're speciest?"
"Get political!!!!! It brings in views and arguments online!"
"Sinister... Man..."
"SHUTTUP."
"Someone say something really bad!"
"Kid, if you want to prove yourself as not a dragon, why don't you give me some of your blood?"
"Why blood?"
"Gotta have it. Gotta need it, you forgot?"
"What does any of this have to do with dragons."
"Steal the blood of a dragon and you get a capsule, right?"
"....."
"...I thought you disliked hybrids. A-and that's a kid! It's his birthday! You can't be asking him for blood!?"
"WAIT!!!!!"
"EVERYONE STOP!!!!!"
".............................."
"I know who can PROVE who is a dragon!"
"The Pope!"
Daisy
2024-12-14 17:39:09
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"...Oh my goodness."
Boxman
2024-12-14 17:40:07
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Boxman pops out of the sewer water. Still dry. Boy, is that hydrophobic suitstuff worth its weight in flesh.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:39:36
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"Eugh, no, I don't wanna talk to my dad's coworker."
Polynoid Helper
2024-12-14 17:40:19
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"Well, like, how about if it's proven you're not a dragon, you can have both of my bombats?"
"Princess would never go to a dinky little prison!"
"Bring her here, my fellow SIMP. Let's settle this argument once for all, as I shall not be taken as a fool!"
"I guess that's one way to do it."
"........"
"Lets head to the throne room!"
"...Let's go, then."
"..Fine. Whatever. I guess."
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:44:19
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"And kid..."
"If I'm wrong... And all that I said was kept on record...."
"I don't regret saying anything. Let's go."
Harold
2024-12-14 17:45:05
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"U-uh."
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2024-12-14 17:45:15
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"Y, yeah, let's just go!"
The crew are lead up the stairs to the throne room, leaving Diana to continue to rot.

The group enters the domain of Princess.


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Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:48:58
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"I don't want to be here, and it's too fucking hot, and everyone is against me for no reason at all, also, I hate all of you."
"Undying loyalty to you as well, boss."
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:51:03
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"Sorry boxguy, you're cool."
("One of you explain, I don't want to stress her out.")
Sinister kneels to the pope. He's a SIMP, after all... And it is time to show his respect, as much as it is case to show his case.
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:49:42
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"Princess, we came here to solve an argument we had between my group recently."

Harold
2024-12-14 17:50:10
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"Yo! Apparently, we have to prove little dude's not a dragon."
Sinister
2024-12-14 17:52:03
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"The kid, son of O-11 and son of... Someone I forgot... is a dragon. And we were told that you were the only one able to make sure my perspective is true. That he is, indeed, a dragon."
"Uh, I'm pretty sure the goat(?) Is the only one who thinks that."
"Sniff sniff. :)"
"There's actually two dragons in this room. :)"
"Two...?"
"One of them is me though, lol. :)"
Harold
2024-12-14 17:55:39
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"Oh, hey, that shirt sucks! Would probably sell pretty well with the right audience, even! Shit taste! Props to you, Pope Lady! Sometimes it's a little hard to distinguish talent, but there's definitely something behind that one."
"Did Princess just admit she's a dragon while cameras were following us?" Sinister whispers to H-monster.
"Huh? No, I think she was talking about that god blessed, ugly fucking shirt she's wearin'. Real S class stuff."
"......" He's apprehensive...
"Bring the fucked up DNA of my co-worker over here. :)"
"Princess! He's just a baby!!!! A lil dude!!!! Bobobobo baby!!!!!"
Sinister mumbles something about plot-twists being a little too much to his heart, but he gives a brief glance to the baby boy.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:56:23
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"I'm NOT a BABY!!! I HAVE AN ID whichisathomerightnow AND A BANK ACCOUNT AND ALL THAT ADULT SHIT."
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2024-12-14 17:56:47
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"Lil ldfudsoifdi uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The polynoid is losing his mind over this baby.
"And blood! All adults have blood. Babies don't get that until their first kill."
"Don't scream at the only SIMP here trying to protect you, kid."
"You're the one who started this whole dragon mess."
"...."
".................................Can you fucking walk him to me or do I need to call O-5? :)))))"
"I'm not getting up unless I need to. :)"
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 17:59:24
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"Ugh, FINE!" Kat marches up himself, pushing away any help.
Princess leans over as she looks the tiny man in the eyes.
"Awww baby boy, I bet you don't like being held! :)" Princess picks him up.
Sinister
2024-12-14 18:01:35
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Sinister in, epiphany, was revealed that he didn't need to reveal that anyone was a dragon on live TV. He just needed to put the two together.
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 18:01:58
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Vantakat squirms in her grasp, growling; however, his feet don't leave the floor when she lifts him.... He's much taller than anyone in the room expected..
"Ya'll."
"This a mother fucking dragon. :)"
"He's not wearing the shirt though!"
"HE'S SO LONG!!!!"
2024-12-14 18:04:04
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"It's called a Birth defect."

Boxman
2024-12-14 18:14:14
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"Wow, boss! I never knew you had such an accomplished resume at age three! Dragon of the month!"
"Hybrids are fucked up." He snaps his tendrils.
"Why the fuck are you a dragon?"
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 18:15:30
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"I'm deformed, thanks for reminding me, PrInCeSs."
"Isn't that obvious? The apple doesn't drop far away from the tree."
"Thank you for calling me by my name. :)"
Daisy can't help but feel this is all some meanspirited joke she's not in on.
"Why do you think O-11 hoards anomalous objects inside a little tiny home? Why do you think O-11 is scared of everything, even if it is basic things like eating or getting out of his own house? Why do you think his body parts get replaced all the time?"
"O-11 is a dragon. His son is a dragon. His lineage shall be made entirely of so."
"Because he sucks at existing, those aren't dragon things. :)"
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2024-12-14 18:18:34
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"Who's O-11 again?" H-mon whispers to Sinister out of earshot.
"I've had to read it all on the cosmosdex before coming here." Sinister whispers to H-Monster.
"I thought we were warned specifically against mentioning brand names, dude."
"It's because dad's cringe."
"Buuuut he does have those......dragon dating games. :)"
"Oh shit, wait. :)))" Princess covers Vantakat's ears.
"This would explain his dragon dating games. :)"
Sinister
2024-12-14 18:23:09
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"...Why do you think he married a lizard...?"
"I KNOW WHAT A DATING GAME IS."
"Ssssshit, I think he has earholes on his torso and I'm not touching that. :)"
"Don't diss a fella for peak evolution. I'd kill for extra ear holes."
"Did I really end up on a rat-hunting expedition with a bunch of conspiracy theorists????" She mutters to herself.
Sinister
2024-12-14 18:27:27
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:51:43
"But yes, tell me more of his dragon dating games if possible. And if the cameraman may, get it all on the record."
"Ok, So I need someone else to come over here for me, and hold him. :)"
"We need to drag him out as far as possible. :)"
"Oh, sure thing!"
"If any of you touch me-"
"I shall hold him on the other end."
"I used to help stretch my brothers back home when I was little. Helps with the circulation when they start getting a little too long."
"A-are you ripping him in half!?"
BITING. WE HAVE RESORTED TO BITING, THE PERSON WHO TOUCHES HIM IS GETTING BITTEN.
Fuppenkat rolls two 20 sided dice. A 19 and 13 is rolled.

H-monster is bitten badly! Sinister is punctured!

"Ah, shit! Was doing you a favor, dude!"
GROWLING.
"Shit! I forgot dragons bite like me on Mondays. :)"
"Fucking kid! Boxfreak, you do that!"
"Permission to tend to the wounded, boss? Or do they deserve the scars of impudence? (No offense fellas!)"
"Someone tape up his mouth. :)"
"This is for your own good dragon baby. :)"
Harold
2024-12-14 18:35:03
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:52:34
"On it. My brothers used to do this too. Also, I hope you're vaccinated. Against like, everything, bro."
"I WANT TO BE PUT DOWN- STOP FILMING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"He's a fucking dragon, his god (me) doesn't allow clockwork infections. :)"
"Oh, that works then!"
Sinister
2024-12-14 18:35:57
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:52:55
"Hey, fellow SIMP, stop looking and give some help as well."
"He is too long!!!!"
"Give us a help. Tape his mouth with some baby toy or whatever!!"
"I shall tape him!"
"Princess where is the tape?"
"You are delightfully useless. :)"
"Oh actually, ay, Fish, come help us with the little guy!"

Better hope he's immune to radiation too.

Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 18:40:29
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Last edit: 2024-12-14 18:40:46
"HEARTWORM. HEARTWORM DO SOMETHING GET ME OUT OF HERE." COMMANDING MY EYEGRET TO GET ME OUT.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

KAT CANNOT COMMAND YOUR EYEGRET YOUR MOUTH IS SUPER TAPED.

Seething hatred.
"Ok everyone, lets hold the baby dragon and see how long he gets. :)"
Daisy attempts to subtly knock over Zookeeper with her foot. No camera crews. Please.
"No."
I hate to see my boss all tied up like this. Boxman makes a note on the notes app- 'don't let the boss get stretched. People don't seem to like that? Look into sources later.'
Taking one end of the boy, Sinister holds upon the terrible dragon beast!
"Mom extends a little over 40 meters, if this little dude gets even 1/4th that I'll be really impressed."
KAT LOOKS OVER AT BOXMAN PLEADINGLY. IF ONLY HE HAD TELEPATHY. SOMEONE? ANYONE?
….
Ah hell.
Three years olds have such sad eyes.
Boxman attempts to assist Kat. Anyways he can. This is pathetic.

Princess dabs in front of the now extended dragon.

The polynoid takes a picture.
"K, I'm bored now, release him. :)"
Sinister removes the tape, with care to be not bitten again.
Princess walks back to her throne and gets back on her phone.
"That was pretty good little guy! Nice length!"
Boxman helps…. Compact Kat back into walking shape.
Boxman rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-14 18:52:13
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He sure does try!

Boxman rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
"..."
"..."
"..."
2024-12-14 18:54:07
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:54:21

BOXMAN STABS HIM OR SOMETHING.

"Oh geez. Oh god. Oh fucking seven glorious grinds. Throw me into the ocean. Let me just-" He stabs himself. Try and put some blood in the wound. See if that helps.
"This is the worst day of my life."
Sinister cleans the stab wound with his cape. His reward for giving trauma to a 3-year old.
"U-uh that isn't how you do it, you're gonna break somethin'. Let me try."
Daisy
2024-12-14 18:56:31
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:55:00
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
"I'm caffeine deprived."
"Anyway if you're like, wondering why I don't give a shit about a dragon in my castle, it's cause
1. I'm a dragon.
2. I knew O-11 is a dragon he fuckin' reeks like one, so of course whatever ugly spawn he makes is going to be a dragon.
and 3. Dragons can't hurt you if you don't give a shit."
"And I am a professional at not giving a shit. :)"
Fuppenkat
2024-12-14 18:58:15
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:55:28
Untaped, stabbed, and ego bruised. Vantakat attempts to just.. Leave. He gathers up his extended body and just.. starts.. leaving!
"Hey, kid, before you go..."
"I was right. You got two free rats."
"You're welcome. I'm good at my job."
"Fuck you."
FUPPENKAT RACES OUT OF THE BUILDING, AWAY FROM THE FREAKS BOTHERING HIM.
No one is typing.