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ALL WASHED UP▼
ALL WASHED UP
[DANGANRONPA OST: -1-09- Junk Food for a Dashing Youth]

Captain
"Get.....get away FROM ME!!!!!!"
Helpy
2024-12-12 17:38:23
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-12 17:38:34
"I'm just trying to help, pal!"
Captain
"The.....The fuck is that device?!?!?!!?"
Helpy
2024-12-12 17:39:35
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:17:26
"Uuuuuuuh, it's a Gizmo Moraco-mo Doople Doggle Bopper, duuuuuuh!!!!"
Captain
"................................................................."
Captain
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
Helpy
"Pally!"
Helpy
"Buddy!"
Helpy
"Bro!"
Helpy
"Just try it once! I assure you it will make you feel a lot better!"
Captain
"...............That attachment at the end looks like it would scramble my inners....."
Helpy
"I'm just trying to be fucking helpful, damn."
Helpy
"It will scramble your fun glands!!!!"
Captain
"...............................WHERE ARE THOSE LOCATED!?!?!?!"
Helpy
"Like........."
Helpy
"Everywhere."
Helpy
"Emotionally."
Captain
"I DON'T WANT YOU TOUCHING ANY PART OF ME!"
Helpy
"I will respect your life choices, and will only touch your soul!"
Captain
"I hate clowns."
Helpy
2024-12-12 17:45:56
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:22:36
"The fuck you come to a clownfucking planet then, you dingbat idiot?!?!"
Captain
"A....what planet?"
Helpy
"I could have called it a motherfucking planet if I wanted to, I'm trying to add some clown puns, damn man."
Captain
"THAT'S NOT A PUN."
Helpy
2024-12-12 17:47:20
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:15:55
"Look, let a gal help you out! If you keep going deeper with all that negativity, you're going to attract some fucked up shit!"
Captain
"I've already attracted that."
Helpy
"You know whaaaaaaat?~"
Helpy
"Enjoy your trip, sir!"
Captain
"Hmmp! You better back off! I might be working as a paper pusher now, but back in the day, I was a force to be FEARED!"
2024-12-12 17:50:06
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-12 17:50:20

The captain turns around, trotting down the street.

Unknown to him, clowns began to slink out of trashcans, from sewer grates, and out of tiny parked cars. Silently, they stalked behind him.


Helpy
"It's sad I didn't get to help him...I don't want anything bad to happen....."
Helpy
"But at the same time, he refused my help, and watching his hubris collapse in on itself in the form of a clown hoard will be amazing!!!!!!~"
Helpy
"There's no comedy better than tragedy! Honk honk!!!!!"
End of Intro 6.
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