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HOLY FOREST
2024-12-13 14:18:22
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2024-12-13 14:22:57
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A crew's on the hunt for capture creatures!!!! This group couldn't find the ancient thornhead, but whatever, it wasn't that cool anyway! Checking around, they saw signs of a few creatures!

The first were some weird paintbrush markings on the trees; seems someone's been up to some tricky painting.

The second was a path to some sort of abandoned restaurant! Huh....What's that doing all the way out here?

The third one led into a hot cave. The markings leading towards it look like someone burned into the trees.....

The last one led to a weird sorting room. Not sure why that's there, but hohuns were eating outside of it.

Strawberry Mocha
"Okay guys, we gotta stay focused. I think the one with the painting sounds fun! What do you think?"
Konpeito
"Oh me oh my!! Look at those suuuper adorbz paintin skills! Let's go that way!!"
Willow
"Oh my gosh! Look at the widdle paintstrokes... They're so cute!"
Citron
2024-12-13 14:26:41
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"They're totally an artist!! Oh my gosh!"
Brown Sugar
"I think that sounds good to me!" Brown Sugar chimed.
Strawberry Mocha
"Well let's all go follow the paint marks!" Strawberry leads the way with Champ by her side!
2024-12-13 15:44:57
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Strawberry Mocha's crew run forth, following the swirling paint marks. They came to a clearing in the woods, where they spotted two creatures, and a... person?

Strawberry Mocha
"Uh, hello? We're looking for a little numbskull?"

A LEGENDARY NUMBSKULL HAS APPEARED!
This one loves painting, even if it's bad at doing so! It's ok, we can all learn together!

A LEGENDARY DAN'GERSIGN HAS APPEARED!
This creature loves painting, and is really good at it! Don't be scared! We can learn together.

Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 15:47:47
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"OMG. LOOK!! HOW CUTE!! YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE!"
Konpeito
2024-12-13 15:47:32
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"Me oh my, who could this obviously shady person be?" Konpeitō chuckled, ignoring the creatures. "Totally not weird and freaky!"
Willow
2024-12-13 15:48:36
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"Hiiiii!! Haaave you seeen umm..." Willow looks around, a bit confused. Why are there so many creatures? "I dunno..."
2024-12-13 15:49:13
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A..........What is that.......has appeared!

2024-12-13 15:50:52
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Willow
"H^LY @(#%^@$(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Uh...."
Brown Sugar
"H-HUH !? Where did they come from?"
Citron
"Woah.. that is.. Totally cool!" Citron calls out to the thing holding the object. "HII! Hi! We're looking for creatures!"

She didn't see the other creatures there...
Konpeito
"Ewww it's all bloody and nasty and not in a cute way! It's so gross!"
Willow
"We're gonna die.. We're gonna die.. I'm not even gonna be able to hold a baby mallon..... :("
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 15:54:37
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"Uhm, uh-" She cleared her throat. "Hello?"
Jesus
"Be not afraid. My apologies for my appearance. Are you here for a lesson in the arts?"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 15:57:44
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"Uhm? Yes?" She looks at her crew. "I mean, why not. We've got time for arts and crafts!"
Konpeito
2024-12-13 15:57:19
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"Hey silly Mx. Whatever-Your-Name-Is that I don't really care about, are you willing to hand over your funky little annie-mals?"
Willow
2024-12-13 15:58:31
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Willow crumples to the floor, holding her backpack dear to her heart. Should she have been religious in her life? Should she have prayed? Would that have prevented this fate?
Brown Sugar
"We didn't really come for any art lessons but I'm not against the idea, aha!"
Citron
2024-12-13 15:59:29
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"I'm not the most good with my hands. I've never been good with art... But I'd love to learn."
Konpeito
"Hey now. We came for the animals, not the creepy guy's art lessons. What if he kidnaps us while we make macaroni art?"
Strawberry Mocha
"I mean he did say be not afraid. He sounds safe."
Citron
"Don't be mean to him. You can't judge based off of appearance! He could be the nicest guy ever."
Jesus
"I am only watching over these creatures which my child has caught. He ran off to catch more, and I am just guarding them. I do not wish for any harm to come to them. He would be devastated. As long as you stand here, no harm will come to you."
Jesus
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

The robot pats the object it is holding, as if to calm it down.

The two capture creatures are playing with paints, and invite you to come over and show off your best art!!!

Konpeito
"I told you guys that thing is freaky and nasty– buuuutt as long as you don't hurt me with your nasty bloody hands, I'm totes glad to sit here and make macaroni art as your captive!"
Willow
Willow crawls towards the creatures, trying to stay out of the line of sight of... whatever that was. "Awwwww aren't you two the cutest little things!!"
Konpeito
"Ok creepy freaky man! Do you like this? Yes I know I know, my art skills are soooooo in season!"
2024-12-13 16:03:33
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Konpeito rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-13 16:05:34
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The numbskull looks at your picture. It crumbles it up and "Pffffbbbbbt"s at it before throwing it to the floor.

The AI reaches downwards towards the crumpled image, but cannot reach low enough to grab it due to the large object being carried.

Jesus
"I enjoy your image......"
Konpeito
2024-12-13 16:08:33
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"…… You– You're creepy, but I guess you've got a heart of gold." They cross their arms and look away.
Strawberry Mocha
Strawberry takes a seat by the little creatures, making no sudden moves to alert the guy. "I made this. It's based off a fauna I saw. It's pretty cool right?"
2024-12-13 16:09:55
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Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

The creature looks at your image with a glimmer of excitement!!!!

...For about 5 seconds. After that they put it on the floor and check the other images.

Strawberry Mocha
Strawberry nods and waits for the other guys. "May I uh ask your name, uh sir? Person? I'm Strawberry Mocha, legendary mechanic!"
Citron
Citron sits happily next to the creatures. "Hello friends! Citron has brought its oc. His name is Asher and! He um. He's totally ugly. I don't really know what she is." She nervously held up her sketch.
Citron rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

The numbskull hates this image the most, and tears it in half!!!! Horrible horrible!!!!

Jesus
2024-12-13 16:17:06
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"Please, animal of the wind. Calm your anger. They are only showing you what they made."
Jesus
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

The numbskull ignores the robot and checks the next image.

Willow
2024-12-13 16:18:21
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Willow pulls this out of her backpack, proudly presenting it. "It's me and Mr. Buggles! On our first day together!"

The glue sticking it together is yellow and crusty from age, and the wooden frame is... let's not talk about it.
2024-12-13 16:18:56
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Willow rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-13 16:19:49
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The numbskull likes this image!!!!!

But uh.....

Oh, it seems to like the macaroni. The numbskull happily dances as it pulls apart your image and eats the old macaroni on it.

Willow
"OH MY G$&((D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jesus
"Please do not eat the work of others...."
Strawberry Mocha
"Oh you like food? We can give you some food!"
Jesus
2024-12-13 16:21:39
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"I am sorry. Would you like more macaroni to fix your piece? I know it will not be the same, for what is ruined can not be the same again, but can be made better."
2024-12-13 16:22:03
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The AI pulls out macaroni from his robes.

Why......why does he have....macaroni in there...? Maybe it's better not to ask.
Do you accept the macaroni and get near the AI?

Willow
2024-12-13 16:22:38
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She sniffles, tears running down her face at the ruined memory. "Thank you scary robot and cross....."

Willow pauses and stares at their hand... She walks over slowly and grabs a little macaroni from the AI.
2024-12-13 16:23:02
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You grab a little macaroni from the AI.

Jesus
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

But nothing bad happens!

Willow
Willow can FEEL the rumbling from the cross and scampers away.
Konpeito
"Look, you took the macaroni, but what if that 'roni was for that very creepy large statue thing? Feel ashamed of yourself, Willow."
Chrisleprae
"HEEEEEEEY I'M BACK AND I GOT ANOTHER COOL CREATURE. I'M SO GOOD AT CATCHING THINGS F-"
Chrisleprae
"Hey!!!!! Who are you people?!?!!?!?!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Uh, friends? We're having art lessons I think."
Konpeito
"We were making art with your dad and its flock!"
Citron
"Hello! Hii! We're learning art! Your dad is very kind. Would you like to join us???"
Willow
"My macaroni frame..."
Chrisleprae
"YOU GUYS ARE MAKING AAAAART!?!?!?!?! I WANT TO JOIN IN I'M SO GOOD AT ART. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE MY ART??????"
Strawberry Mocha
"Yes!!" Now she was excited.
Konpeito
"It definitely won't be as good as mine but since you're cute and all, give it a shot!"
Citron
"Your art is probably so cool.." Citron happily imagined what it could be.
Willow
2024-12-13 16:28:43
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"Suure....." Willow would have been more hyper normally, but her dearest treasure was trashed....... right in front of her...
Chrisleprae
"Come over here. This art is going to AMAZE YOU!!!!!"
2024-12-13 16:29:42
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Strawberry Mocha
"I think it's really cute!"
Konpeito
"ELL-OH-ELL!! Did you make that on MX Paint?"
Citron
2024-12-13 16:32:05
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"IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! NO OTHER ART CAN COMPARE!"
Willow
"OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT!!"
Chrisleprae
"THANKS!!!!"
Chrisleprae rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
2024-12-13 16:30:59
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The numbskull hates it more than any of the other art any of you have made.

Chrisleprae
"My numbskull hates it though...."
Strawberry Mocha
"I think he's hungry," she whispered.
Jesus
2024-12-13 16:33:40
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"My son is thirty-four years old, and I am so proud of him and his accomplishments in life."
Jesus
"mmm"
Konpeito
"Yoooou could always give that ungrateful dummy-skull to us! Besides apparently it likes Willow's art– THIRTY FOUR?!"
Chrisleprae
"Nope!!!! I'm not sharing!!!!!!!"
Jesus
2024-12-13 16:34:41
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"Son, you have three capture creatures."
Chrisleprae
"But........I caught them all!"
Willow
"IT ATE MY MACARONI!!!!! I NEVER WANNA BE NEAR IT EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Willow it's okay, we'll get you more craft material."
Chrisleprae
"See see that person never wants to see my numbskull ever again, I'll just keep this one....."
Willow
"I MADE THAT MAC WITH NO CHEESE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!"
Citron
"Mx.. My friend really wants a creature. You don't understand! She'll die without it. Literally die!"
Chrisleprae
"She'll die???????"
Chrisleprae
"Let me look at her, I can help!!!!!~"
Konpeito
"Whyyyy don't we just sacrifice Willow for your numbskull? Equal exchange. C'mere Willow."
Willow
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jesus
"My son is a trained nurse."
Strawberry Mocha
She coughs, but now looks alarmed. "Wait I think I'm good really."
Citron
"Die? Injury? Pain? I didn't mention any of that."
Willow
"Do you really want this numbskull Mocha..."
Chrisleprae
"LET THE LIGHT OF OUR LORD INSIDE OF YOU. I'M CHECKING FOR ALIMENTS!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
Chrisleprae
"O-oh....did....did you know you had wooping cough....oh jeez this is bad...."
Strawberry Mocha
Strawberry, out of view of Jesus and Jesus' son, is glaring daggers at her crew.
Jesus
"Wooping cough is hard to notice because it sounds like a normal woop."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 16:44:28
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"Oh I didn't-" she coughs. "I didn't think it was that bad!" She whoops a cough.
Willow
"MOCHA ARE YOU GOING TO DIE?!?!??!?!!?! I DON'T WAAAANT YOU TO DIIIIEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Citron
"I'm glad I totally noticed that you were diseased and stuff, Mocha."
Willow
2024-12-13 16:45:40
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"YOU CAN'T DIE YOU CAN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!!!!!!!!!!"
Chrisleprae
"DON'T YOU WORRY I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!"

The son of the AI takes out a knife.
Chrisleprae
"I'm sorry Jesus, but this has to be done."
Strawberry Mocha
"Whoa okay uhm." She steps back.
Brown Sugar
"DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK HER!!!!!!!!!"
Jesus
2024-12-13 16:47:43
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"It's ok, I understand."
2024-12-13 16:48:02
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THE GERM BOY STABS JESUS

AND PUTS HIS BLOOD IN A CUP

AND YOU WATCHED IT! YOU WATCHED JESUS GET STABBED!!!!!

Konpeito
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 16:48:43
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"OMG IS HE OKAY?? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Chrisleprae
"Ok Ms. Mocha, just drink the blood of Christ and all your illnesses will be cured!!!"
Jesus
"I'm....ok..........."
Willow
"YOU STABBED YOUR OWN DAD?!?!?! HOW MESSED UP ARE YOU???!?!??!?"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 16:50:09
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"I, uhm, is it gonna be safe? See, I'm an aftik with pre-existing conditions..."
Chrisleprae
2024-12-13 16:50:22
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"You can eat his body too, but I don't like cutting off his flesh tbh......"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 16:50:46
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"No, I'm, that's fine. Uh, the blood, yes..."
Citron
"Wait! I'm totally sick too!" Citron snatches the glass of blood and drinks it.
Chrisleprae
2024-12-13 16:51:25
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"Oh dang looks like we need more blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok dad, hand it over!!!!"
Jesus
"As you wish."
Konpeito
"No, you're totally disgusting and I hope that kills you, reject idol. If anyone here is diseased it's me, see I'm viral!"
Strawberry Mocha
"No its fine!! He looks hurt as is!!"
Willow
"STOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!"

The germ gets another cup of blood and hands it to Mocha.

Strawberry Mocha
"Thanks...."
Chrisleprae
"Yeeeeah my dad's kind of always suffering but he always says it's ok."
Jesus
"I assure you it is ok............"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 16:57:36
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"I mean, it looks like you need it more than me."
Willow
"Don't drink it Mocha. I don't want you grow a cross out of your back or something like that one movie!!!!!!"
Citron
"The blood tastes great. Don't worry at all Strawberry."
Strawberry Mocha
"I just wanted a little creature..."
Chrisleprae
"Look....you can drink my dad's blood to fix your wooping cough but you can't have my numbskull!!!!!"
Konpeito
"Oh me me! I want some flesh, can I get some flesh? I love eating people!"
Jesus
"If you wish to eat my flesh you may. I am sure you require it more than I."
Konpeito
"OH HECK YEAH!" The viral axeni begins chewing off his arm nonviolently. Blood and flesh is very tasty.
Strawberry Mocha
"Don't eat him!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"I'm sorry but I can't accept it. Please keep your blood and flesh."
Willow
2024-12-13 17:03:28
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"I bet your numbskull doesn't even like you! It threw up on your drawing! And it watched you stab your dad!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 17:04:31
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"Can we do a trade for the numbskull or something? I don't want to, like, consume your dad. In any way."
Citron
"What are we trading?? Willow??"
Willow
"WHY ARE WE TRADING ME?!??!?!?!?"
Jesus
"I cannot put the blood back in my body. I will be reborn anew. I do not wish for you to suffer. If you refuse the blood of me, that is ok. Pass it on to one who needs it more."
Konpeito
"The taste of raw meat! Amazing! Anyways man-child, we really need that numbskull so like you should totally give it to us! We're all like famous minus Willow. We don't know why she's even here! We can make you famous too!"
Willow
"We should trade Citron, Iiiiiii think we should trade Citron, she's like famous and worth a bajillion dollars soooo like,"
Chrisleprae
"Sorry but my numbskull is my numbskull!!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Hey little numbskull. You, uh, want some blood?"
Jesus
"Son. I ask of you to offer your numbskull to them."
Chrisleprae
"But it's mine......."
Citron
"Wait can we trade me? I'll go with you guys! Jesus can be my dad too."
Konpeito
"Your numbskull is OUR numbskull cuzzzzzz technically there's a 'u' in numbskull and a 'u' in us, so you should share."
Jesus
"You must learn to let go when you have items in excess."
Chrisleprae
".........................hmmmm......."
Strawberry Mocha
"I can give you an IOU. There's some shops around here."
Willow
2024-12-13 17:10:25
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"We're trading Citron! We're trading Citron!" Willow says, in a singsong voice.
Chrileprae
2024-12-13 17:10:58
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"OH, OH, LIKE HOW YOU GIVE YOUR BLOOD CAUSE YOU HAVE EXTRA BLOOD THAT YOU CAN GIVE WITHOUT DYING!!!!!"
Jesus
"MMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmm"
Jesus
"That is... about true."
Willow
"Citron! Citron! Go skooch over and go to your new dad! Your dad abandoned you anyways!"
Citron
2024-12-13 17:13:54
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"MY DAD WAS UGLY AND MEAN. DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM, WILLOW!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Wait you just want some blood?"
Strawberry Mocha
"I mean, you can have some blood if I can get the numbskull. Nothing bad can happen from this."
Chrisleprae
"I will do the right thing and trade you my numbskull, for nothing at all! It is what Jesus would do! I have only three capture creatures, but you have one. So this one can be yours, and then me and you will have two, and it'll all be fair!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Oh wait really? Wow that's really nice."
Konpeito
2024-12-13 17:15:12
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"The lesson of this story is like those in the Pony Show, so like! Yeah, listen to your dad!"
Chrisleprae
"Don't worry Citron, our lord has showed me the way, no need to get adopted!!!!"
Citron
"Oh! Yay! I didn't want to be adopted anyway..."
Willow
"But Citron deserves a good dad! Her dad was so meann..."
Strawberry Mocha
"But like if you do want an IOU or something, I got you."
Chrisleprae
"An IOU would be incorrect!!!! Uhhh you should instead........uhhhhh"

The germ looks to Jesus.
Jesus
"Give forward....."
Chrisleprae
"GIVE FORWARD TO THOSE THAT NEED IT!!!!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"I will give forward then!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Thank you sir, and sir's son!"
Chrisleprae
"So here you go. This is Gabriel!"

The germ hands you the numbskull, who growls and shakes.

Chrisleprae
"But T B H please rename him cause he's nothing like good ole Gabriel......"
Strawberry Mocha
"Oh, okay I'll rename him! Thank you! I'm gonna go make art with him!"
Willow
2024-12-13 17:20:45
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"Mr. Robot, why won't you be Citron's dad!??!?! That's so mean!!! I thought you were nice!!! If you won't be her dad then you can have your macaroni back, sir robot!"
Citron
"You can be my dad Willow, since you care so much."
Jesus
"If you drink my blood, and eat my flesh, I will adopt you into my flock."
Willow
"OH MY GOSH!"
Konpeito
"OMG can I be your kid? You're like super tasty!"
Chrisleprae
"P sure that one ate a WHOOOOLE LOT."
Strawberry Mocha
"Wait guys can you please not eat the nice man."
Citron
"Really?!" Citron bites Jesus gently, and starts eating small bites.
Strawberry Mocha
"You guys are horrible."
Willow
"Jesus and I can both be your dads!!! I love you so much Citron, you're the best child I could ever ask for!"
Chrisleprae
"WOW THESE FOLKS ARE REALLY DEDICATED TO OUR LORD!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"I'm so sorry my crew is a bunch of freaks."
Chrisleprae
2024-12-13 17:26:12
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"I can't wait till they become angels, father."
Konpeitō has become Christian.
Jesus
"A wonderful day it will be."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 17:27:22
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"Okay well, uhm- Thank you again, and your father too. I'm gonna, like, go. Thanks again."
Willow
"We're all a big happy family!!!!!!!!!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Yeah sure."
Citron
"BYEE MOCHA I'm staying with my dads. I L Y tho slash p."
Willow
2024-12-13 17:29:21
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"If I'm Citron's dad.. and so is Jesus.. am I married to Jesus?"
2024-12-13 17:29:45
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Last edit: 2025-11-25 07:22:25

Strawberry Mocha runs away as their friends are taken in by this "Jesus" guy they met in the woods. Before they get out of ear shot, they hear one last sentence aimed at one of the friends...

Chrisleprae
"So do you think you're going to become a ufo or a battleship in Jesus' army??????? Cause I'm thinking, battleship!!!!!!!!!!!"

You don't know what that means......nor do you want to find out.

Today you have lost three friends....to Christianity.
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