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NEW DOG, OLD TRICKS
2024-12-12 17:39:06
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 18:50:28
[Shadow Sirens Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door]
Classless-7
"So.....I went all this way...."
Helen
"Yeah!!! That's why I have this outfit with me, Mister Classless-7! I'm helping to greet all the new guests arriving for the event, that's when I saw you."
Helen
"I tried greeting you when you landed."
Helen
"But something was wrong with you. You were pretty messed up! So I took you to the ER."
Classless-7
"Yes, I.....I suppose the chocolate got to me, and nothing else. :V"
Helen
"And nothing else!"
Helen
"Oh there was one thing. This other notail came over to help out. He said he knows you!"
Classless-7
"My grace actually came to help me? :U"
Helen
"Only if your grace is that guy!"
O-3
"Hello, 7. X)"
Classless-7
"3......So you've stalked me all the way here you aberrant cretin. =U"
O-3
2024-12-12 17:50:26
O-3 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:46:23
"What? No, I'm here for my friend. She is taking part in the event. She had to go to the ER too. X)"
G-Class
"Hey folks, guess who has fist lung. =)"
Classless-7
"My condolences to you and your deadly condition. :V"
G-Class
"I don't need your apology. You didn't give me fist lung. =)"
Classless-7
"My condolences to you and your attitude. =V"
G-Class
"Thanks. =)"
O-3
"7, have you finally decided to dust off your capture creatures and join this event? X)"
O-3
"I remember all the stories you told me about when you were a capture creature champion. I am so happy to see you get back into the hobby of creature tending. X)"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 17:53:50
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:48:02
"I will not be returning to the sport of capture creatures. I am only here to........"

Classless-7 knew he's only come to find O-6, but, also knew that even if he found him that O-6 would reject him, tell him to head back and leave.
Classless-7
"It is none of your concern, you mongrel. :U"
O-3
2024-12-12 17:54:25
O-3 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:48:36
"I knew it! You are here to relive your glory days of capture creatures and commanding them in raids! Why don't we have a battle here and now!? X)"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 17:54:42
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:48:46
"I don't have a capture creature except for Slobbers, and I will not be using her. :V"
Helen
2024-12-12 17:55:00
Helen Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:49:01
"Oh oh! I've got a capture creature! I can lend it to you if you be nice with it!"
Classless-7
"O-Oh, no Helen I don't do-"
2024-12-12 18:01:25
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 18:03:22

Helen sends out Wiggles the snakevine!

O-3 sends out Rainblorta!

In this moment, as a battle begins to rage, and a crowd begins to form, the world seems to stop in its tracks.

Mewinger
"Hey!"
Mewinger
"I said 'Hey!!!!!!~~~'"
Mewinger
2024-12-12 18:08:24
Mewinger Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:49:24
"Let me teach you guys the power of TEAMWORK!!!!!! You know how crowds cheer in sports?"
Mewinger
"Well it's the same here!!!! Did you know the power of cheering makes your team just sliiiiightly stronger?"
Mewinger
"It might not actually help them win but abobobobbobooo!!!!!!! But it's the thought that counts!!!!!!!! Meeeeew!!!!"
Mewinger
"Every time a cheering battle happens, I'll appear- (Ain't that just so nice of me?) -and tell the crowd how to cheer!"
Mewinger
2024-12-12 18:10:09
Mewinger Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:49:55
"Remember, no matter how many people are on the side of the winning cheer, they still might lose! Them's the breaks. Oh oh, and you don't have to cheer for the same team every turn!!!!!!! But your first cheer will count as your "Bet" for any rewards you might get. I won't spoil much but there might be rewards for say, the person who guessed the most winners of cheer battles!"
Mewinger
"Uh, just please please please cheer for me if the battle includes me, ok?????????? Mew mew mew! I want to....win...just once!!!!!"

Everything starts up again, and in the crowd one kitsche begins to cheer! Soon the whole crowd is going wild!!!!!!!!

PLACE YOUR BETS. IT'S TIME TO BATTLE!
[Pokemon Sword & Shield - Oleana Battle Music]

Classless-7 feels empowered by the cheering for him. He can remember when he used to do capture creature battles........

Classless-7
"Fine. I'll only battle you this once. After that, I hope you learn your lesson. :V"
2024-12-12 18:16:42
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:50:19

Classless-7's cheers start him out with a +3 to his opening!

He sends Wiggles out to coil around Rainblorta!

Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 11 is rolled.

Wiggles is barely able to hold down Rainblorta. Rainblorta cannot move this turn!

O-3
2024-12-12 18:22:16
O-3 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:51:03
"I am so happy to be battling the master of unusual setups, but what will you do in a one-capture-creature-only battle? X)"
Classless-7
"Kick your damn arse if you do not pipe down your gibbering. :V"
2024-12-12 18:22:55
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:51:17

Classless-7 tells Wiggles to go in for a bite!

Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

And it barely misses, giving Rainblorta an opening to attack with its own bite!

O-3 rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

SMASH! Wiggle is bit right on the nose, causing it to reel back and begin to thrash around aimlessly!

2024-12-12 18:25:09
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:51:59

Classless-7 still thinks he can pull this around. He was a capture creature champion once! It might have been thousands of years ago but he knows he still has some of that power in him! He gets +2 to his next roll.

Classless-7
"Wiggles, I need you to calm down and crush that blort, you're much bigger than that worm! :U"
2024-12-12 18:29:43
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 18:33:32
Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +4. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-12 18:30:14
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:52:14

Wiggles has calmed down and tosses its large body over the blort!

The blort attempts a counter!

O-3 rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

And fails as it struggles uselessly under the snakevine!

Classless-7
"Finish this, Wiggles. :V"
Helen
"YEAH FINISH THIS!!!!!! But don't hurt it too much!"
Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

Wiggles grabs the blort and tosses it away! The blort attempts one final counter to save itself....

O-3 rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-12 18:35:01
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:52:38

The blort manages to just barely hang on to Wiggles, but it's nearly down for the count, while Wiggles has barely been harmed during this battle.

Classless-7
"Stubborn creature. :V"
O-3
"Don't talk about yourself that way, friend. X)"

The final cheer is called! The crowd cheers for Classless-7!

Classless-7
"What an undemanding win this will be. :U"
Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +2. A 3 is rolled.

Wiggles shoots forward, but doesn't realize that the blort has positioned itself in front of a tree. It dodges and Wiggles is scattered by this!

The blort attacks!!!

O-3 rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-12 18:40:10
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:53:08

The blort grabs Wiggle's back with a bite. After Wiggle comes to its senses it begins to thrash once again to get the blort off. It only needs to hit it one! More! Time!

Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Classless-7
"Calm down Wiggles, then this will be easy for you to hit. :V"

Wiggle calms down and stops thrashing.

There it instantly realizes that its tail could reach the blort with ease.

With a whip of its tail, the blort goes down.

Classless-7 has won!!!!!!!!


O-3
"gg X)"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 18:42:05
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:54:04
"Don't gg me, aren't you supposed to be better than this? What sort of nonsense trick are you attempting to pull on me? =U"
Classless-7
"(Helen what does gg mean? :U)"
Helen
"(Good Gays.)"
Classless-7
"(I can never understand these new age slang words, but understandable. =V)"
O-3
2024-12-12 18:43:22
O-3 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:54:26
"I knew if I beat you in battle you would have no more reason to try again. I wish to see your full potential as a person. X)"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 18:43:59
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:55:04
Why can't you just be a bit more standard in existence? How about saying such a sentence as, "I wish for you to get back into the hobby." How do you manage to make simple self-explanatory terms so complex and shuddersome?"
O-3
"I learn it from you. Smell you later. X)"
Classless-7
"...................................."
Classless-7
"Helen, everyday becomes, no, is metamorphosed into something far more tenebrous with every second. Will freedom from this cycle of terror ever be granted towards me? :U"
Helen
2024-12-12 18:45:39
Helen Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:55:28
"I dunno what you said but I thought today was pretty cool! When work's over I'm going to make a badge for Wiggles!"
Classless-7
"I suppose I will assist you. :V"
Helen questions Classless-7 as they both walk.
2024-12-12 18:47:17
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 18:51:40
[Bayonetta - OST - Vigrid - Station of Home]
Helen
"Mister, you didn't tell me you were the capture creature master before."
Classless-7
"Ages ago, Helen. The importance of the info is no longer relevant to anything in this day and age. :V"
Helen
2024-12-12 18:52:46
Helen Profile
Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 18:52:56
"If I was ex-capture creature master, I'd start all my introductions with-"
Helen
"GREETINGS MORTALS I AM HELEN, EX-ANCIENT MASTER OF CAPTURE CREATURES!!!!!!!"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 18:53:21
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:55:55
"That's a little blunt, don't you think? :V"
Helen
"Yeah I'm just joking around, I would never say something like that!"
Helen
2024-12-12 18:53:56
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:56:10
"Hey, you've got some of your ancient capture creatures right? Can you show them?"
Classless-7
"I do have them in capture cages, but I suppose I could show them. They've been in these capture cages for thousands of years, lets just hope they don't disintegrate upon summoning. =U"
2024-12-12 18:55:52
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 19:00:46

Classless-7 releases his first ancient capture creature, the...uh, tailmic?

Helen
"HmmmmmmmmmM!!!!"
Helen
"That's just a huge crab."
Classless-7
"Actually, it is a spider."
Helen
"Errrr not to be rude but why is it called a tailmic?"
Classless-7
"Right, this creature shared the same name with tailmics in the past. I just haven't released this creature in so long it's called as such in the system. It's a case of notails and notails. :U"
Helen
2024-12-12 19:00:11
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:56:39
"Right, it's because notails are bad at names!"
Classless-7
"That is most correct. :U"
Classless-7
"I could ramble on about the history of ancient capture creatures but-"
Helen
"Ramble, ramble!"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 19:02:23
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:57:00
"I just don't feel it is important to our mission today. Just know these giant spiders are only found on the notail home world and were discontinued after a quirk of theirs got out of hand. :U"
Helen
"What sort of funky little quirk got them in trouble???"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 19:03:11
Classless-7 Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:57:44
"The smaller, cuter version of them - which was handheld in size - would use their powerful claws to break open the skulls of aliens, and sit inside the skull. They'd connect to their brain with their connecting feet tendrils, until the alien rotted. :V"
Helen
"................................"
Classless-7
"Such a shame it ended up that way, I found them quite dainty and charming in their actions. You can only find them out in the far reaches of the home world now. Catching one is a legendary feat! Importing one? Nearly impossible. :U"
2024-12-12 19:06:03
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 19:07:54

Classless-7 summons the second member of his team. The cowush!

Helen
"It's a meg!"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 19:08:44
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 15:58:23
"Actually no. The cowush was discontinued as fewer H-classes were born. Megs were invented by, I believe, a robot of all things. The cowush is one of the most ancient capture creatures around. Today you'll sadly only find them stalking mountain ranges in small number or in living collections. =V"
Classless-7
"I think the cowush is a good example of the downfall of capture creatures. Back in my days capture creatures were natural protectors and powerhouses of the team. Nowadays most seem like gimmicks that cannot be tamed or reason with. =U"
Helen
"I think you're pretty old."
Classless-7
"I suppose I have to concede to your counter-argument. :U"
Classless-7
2024-12-12 19:09:54
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 19:10:07
"Anyway my next capture creature is-"

Classless-7 throws the capture cage, only for it to be intercepted and taken midair!
[Dual Destinies OST: 2-02 Yuri Cosmos]
Captain
"Bwahahahahaa!!!! You've just had your capture creature stolen by the great captain of the Winged Sail!!!!!!"
Classless-7
"Helen, what capture creature is that? :V"
Helen
"I think that's an alien...."
Classless-7
"How strange, it doesn't look very intelligent to me. =U"
Helen
"Maybe it's a weird blort with a smart collar on!"
Captain
"........................................"
Captain
"I AM CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Classless-7
"Despite having a smart collar on, it appears to be malfunctioning. It can only say one thing. :U"
Helen
"The poor thing, do you think we should call a vet?"
Classless-7
"Helen, in situations like this, we must let nature take its course. Disrupting its actions will do us no good. :V"
Classless-7
"Plus medical care costs money in this event and I'm not prepared to be in "Debt" over a malfunctioning animal. =U"
Helen
"Dang, I'm sorry boy, I know you can't understand me, but we can't help you. Uh, shoo shoo. We don't want to hurt you....."
Captain
"............I'm........"
2024-12-12 19:17:55
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-12 19:18:08

The geiger, a species which is not a capture creature at all, looks at the capture cage in his hands. While he stole the treasure he wanted he feels extremely defeated.

Captain
"Sniff.....I'M CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL!!!!!"

The geiger runs off into the brush.

Helen
"That poor creature. I saw tears in its eyes!"
Classless-7
"Imagine being trapped within a body barely able to understand what's going on around you, but remembering a glimmer of higher intellect. Life would be nothing but suffering at that point. =U"
Helen
"Dang, it just sucks that it took your capture creature. You had that one for thousands of years!"
Classless-7
"I suppose, but it was only a staller. I could replace it with...."

"Arise......"

Classless-7
"That will do. =V"
Helen
"Woah wait, you can't capture creatures yet, the event hasn't started! :o"
Classless-7
"Who will stop me, Helen? :V"
Helen
"......................................."
Helen
"..................................................."
Helen
"No one, Mister Classless-7!"
Classless-7 advances towards the arise. No one would stop his capture of the sinner.
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