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ZOO BREAK
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2024-12-23 20:08:57
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The citadel wasn't a place for people like this group. They were rebels, not apart of this crowd. Some of the more snobbish members in the citadel were quick to turn their nose up at them.

Good.

2024-12-23 20:10:36
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That just made it easier to do what they really came here for. They were here to track down one of two beelitzs. Big prizes would be theirs if they got it.

The first one, a devious beelitz, was their aim. There's a few locations it could be hiding.

It could be inside the party room itself. Maybe someone has it displayed as an ornament.

There's also the artist gallery. It'd be horrible if it was turned into rare beelitz paint.

[Keen eyes] It could be in O-6's zoo, he had tons of rare creatures there.

And there was also the Zookeeper building. Heck, if the beelitz isn't found, there's bound to be something worth stealing.

"Let's do this thing, bitches!!" Jacket exclaims cheerfully, practically vibrating with excitement at the prospect of getting up to some mischief.
Veeatrice
2024-12-23 20:26:06
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Veeatrice seemed equally excited and rubs her hands together, "Yeah. That dumb clown gave me superpowers and I'm itching to use them frequently. Preferably in a enclosed place."
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:17:16
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"Hehe. Ssseemsss like we're in it for real thisss time. Good to sssee you again Boxssbot." Sassafras says, swaying about on the spot.
Boxbot surveys the group, glancing back at his paper.
He heaved his shoulders disappointedly, and made a miming motion for writing, then held his hands out to the group.

Jacket looks at Boxbot curiously, tilting her head.

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"
He waves back to the snakevine and gestures vaguely to jacket. Then mimes for writing again, holding his hand out.
"Yeah, I don't think we'll have any problems here. Assuming you don't eat shit too quick, Jack."
"Hehe, oh, you won't have to worry about that! This is going to be lots of fun. I say we go raid the zoo. Stealing some of O-6's shit sounds fun."
Veeatrice looks to Boxbot and questions, "Hey, is he alright?"
Boxbot
2024-12-23 20:31:17
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Boxbot points to Veeatrice and gives a nod. Then puts his hands on his hips. Looks like people aren't getting what he's putting down, but better to not waste time.
"Zoo sounds fine to me. Maybe there'll be a pen to grab for ol' speakerbox there."
Big thumbs up.
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:32:41
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Sassafras chuckles with a bit of a hiss. "Maybe we'll find sssomething in thessse hallsss."
"Ehe, hopefully we won't make too much of a mess. I can just picture Mr. O-6 now-" Jacket puts on a gruffer voice, imitating O-6. "What the fucking fuck, who the fuck made such a big mess in my god-blessed zoo, rawr! >:3"
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:33:38
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Sassafras looks at Boxbot as Jacket mocks O-6.
Boxbot gives a slight lift to his shoulders at Jacket's mimicry, a silent chuckle at the impression.
Veeatrice
2024-12-23 20:33:58
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"We are going to the Zoo? Sounds fine to me. Before we go though, I think this area could use a parting gift. Come forth my Pollinators and go find a home to nest! Preferably a bathroom to fuck with someone."

Veeatrice holds out her hands away from the group and attempts to blast out golden banded pollinators to scatter off into the crevices of the Citadel.

2024-12-23 20:35:50
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A SWARM APPEARS AND FLIES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

"Haha! Now we can go to the fucking Zoo!"
Boxbot
2024-12-23 20:36:40
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Boxbot looks at the bees and his body language conveys a sigh. He attempts to collect 3 bees from the swarm.
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -10. A -9 is rolled.
...Dammit.

Boxbot is so bad at collecting bees. First off, it turns out he doesn't actually know what a bee is. His memory is corrupted. Because of this, he collects a black and gold animal instead.

"Mew?"*
*Translation: Unhand me you foul machine. I will bust your face in and eat whatever shrimps are contained within.
"Awww! Look! A little meow meow!"
"Wowww bot man, nice catch."
He picks up the animal and thinks. He cannot identify if this is a bee. But there are definitely not three of them. He puts it down.
Sassafras moves over near boxbot. "Hello there. you look like a mighty beassst." she says, waving a sleeved arm at the feline.
He motions to the zoo. Is that where they are going? Dawdling will Not help.
Veeatrice snickers smuggly, "Don't worry, there will be plenty of chances to catch weird animals at the zoo!"
"Right, let's get a move on! I wonder if there are any more of those things in there. Would love to see some kittens, hehe!"
The group head towards the zoo. They start speedwalking as they realize that O-Cat is hot on their tails.
2024-12-23 20:44:15
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When they arrive at the Zoo, they find their man.

In the beelitz cage is just what they were after.

2024-12-23 20:46:25
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But there were more pets in poorly-monitored cages. In one of them is a lovely wumpy.

Wererabbit
2024-12-23 20:54:40
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"Snorf snorf....."
Wererabbit
2024-12-23 20:54:49
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With the wumpy was a strange blort on hindlegs.
"Woah! That's a weird looking snorfer!"
"A stranger Sniffer for sure... And a lot of Beelitz around too. All caged up."
"Great, that thing's here. Think it'll interefere or are we free to just start smashin'?"
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:55:18
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Sassafras looks over to the group.

In another cage there's a lovely beelitz............

Surrounded by rats. "Sniff sniff"
Boxbot surveys the zoo for a pen and paper.
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
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2024-12-23 21:08:54
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Boxbot goes to find a piece of paper and pen, and pulls on the tail of a statue! It doesn't seem to do anything....
He resigns himself to leave the group utterly unaware of his fate, and just hopes to remember what bees are again. This will be a lot harder if he cant.

Jacket presses her face up against the glass of the cage with all the rats, looking over them all.

"Woah! Look at all those little motherfuckers. What are they doing in there...?"

Veeatrice sees a Bee in danger and walks over with Jacket to look at the Bee in the cage.

"Is that bee in danger?"
O-Cat walks up to Jacket and looks at her with his big giant eyes.
He........he loves Jacket???????
Jacket looks back at O-cat with her big giant eyes.
Sassafras wanders her way over to the strange blort, waving an arm to them "Hello there."
Wererabbit
2024-12-23 21:12:00
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The "blort" looks at the duo who are peering into his cage. He backs up, worried, but not terrified. "Wooorg......."
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 21:15:54
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"Well you have sssuch a lovely coat. What are you doing in there?" Sassafras says to the blort
"Well while you guys are fuckin' around I'm gonna help myself to objective uno."

Conomoth smashes the pink beelitz cage door.

Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Conomoth gives it a good bash, but the cage holds! The sound echos...They all better be careful about the sound they're making!

Boxbot
2024-12-23 21:16:05
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Boxbot attempts to assist in Taking the door off its hinges, seemingly resigned. Carefully messing with the screws.
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

Boxman tries to help undo the screws. He fails.

He always fails.

"After I loosened it and everything, huh."
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2024-12-23 21:21:12
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He puts his hands on his screen and sits on the floor. Motioning that Someone can climb over him if need be.
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 21:20:50
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Sassafras looks back at her companions.
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2024-12-23 21:25:48
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"Do you need sssome help boxssbot?" she calls out, waving her sleeved arm.
He gestures widely. trying to convey It won't matter.

Jacket pulls out a baseball bat of her own.

"Welp, might as well! I can't just leave a bee in a rat cage. What do I look like, O-6? I mean, Do I fucking look like O-6 to you, pussy?" Jacket looks at O-cat for like, a second, before laughing. "Thought not!"

She attacks the rat cage!

Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 12 is rolled.
The gate to the rats is broken open! The rats all turn, unphased, towards Jacket. They are angry for some reason.
"Wow thossse ratsss are pretty pissed. Heya little guysss. You all look mighty. And angry." She just waves as they run at jacket.
"Hey, good job, Jack. Seems you've got things handled over there."
2024-12-23 21:29:22
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Conomoth tries using the narrow end of her bat to pry the cage she's at open.

"Well, I'll be right over to help you smash that shit after I do this."

Veeatrice rubs her hands together and tries to put her hands into the rat cage for a moment to then flood the cage with winged bugs!!!

"Rats plaguing a bee? This calls for the addition of yet more golden-winged bugs!"
2024-12-23 21:44:59
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A SWARM APPEARS AND STARTS TO FLY AROUND WILDLY. THEY DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY MOTIVES, ETHICS, OR ALIGNMENT.

O-Cat eats one of the members of the swarm.
He almost wants to break his silence to just Scream in the Agony of it all. But that will make things worse.
Boxbot cannot tell if the rats are bees. He halfheartedly attempts to grab three of them from the swarm.
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -10. A 7 is rolled.

Boxbot tries to grab 3 bees. He thinks he got one! But....when he opens his hands he realizes he failed to catch a bee.......this is so sad....

PACKAGE INCOMING!!!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

A large cekeki flies down from the sky. He holds a broken Cosmosdex device out to Boxman.

"This is for yoooooooou! From a friend."

The cekeki flies away before Boxman can report that it's non fuctional.

There is no winning. He takes it and Gives a Thumbs up to the cekeki. Boxbot is Momentarily consoled by the simple fact he has gained Anything. He tries to turn it on and it just doesnt work.

Boxbot feels something is missing.......

Someone stole his gameshow paper.......

Boxbot looks around, and attempts to discern who has stolen it. He is enraged.
You kick a man while he's down? You make a mockery of this mediocre performance of a machine?
You'll be met at the business end of his goddamn Broken Cosmosdex Device. He Wields it like a weapon.
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2024-12-23 23:53:36
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"What isss going on here?" Sassafras says, scratching her head.

Jacket picks up O-cat and just fucking yeets O-cat into the middle of the rat pile.

"Cattack!"

Veeatrice thinks this rat thing happening might be a issue and attempts to direct her pet, Aya Quartz, to aid Jacket in tossing the cat at the rats.

"Toss that cat! Yeah!"
"Cat beat Rats."
2024-12-23 23:51:17
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Jacket rolls a 20 sided die. A 26 is rolled.
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2024-12-24 00:06:33
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O-Cat for some reason is VERY enthusiastic about helping Jacket. O-Cat loves Jacket, and hopes Jacket will pet him later and gives him tuna. O-Cat starts killing the rats with ease.
2024-12-24 00:07:00
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The scared beelitz attempts to skitter away!

2024-12-24 00:13:57
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Veeatrice perks up at seeing the scared Beelitz trying to escape and attempts to once again make use of her powers to try and block the Bee's path with the addition, of yet, more Gold banded pollenators for Veeatrice's goals and ambitions.

She holds out her hands and blasts! "Halt, Beee!"

SWARM IS LAUNCHED AT THE BEELITZ! THEY BOUNCE OFF IT AND FAIL TO STING ANYTHING.

"Fuuuuuck"
Sassafrass
2024-12-24 00:09:36
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Sassafras shifts her leaves a bit, watching everything happening.
She lifts her sleeve, putting her head in the sleeve. "Hello? Yesss? There's a fight breaking out inssside the zoo!"
"Y'know, I'm starting to feel kinda bad for this guy. You guys all seem busy, so uh. I guess I'll help a bit?"
2024-12-23 23:49:58
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Conomoth takes another pass looking for some paper and a pen.

Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

Conomoth finds a piece of paper and pen for Boxbot!

"Hey, bot man, here ya go. Help ya communicate your issues."
Boxbot
2024-12-24 00:12:58
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He takes it in his hands, and for a second just Soaks in how this experience has gone.
"Assuming your previous attempt to grab a communication device failed?"
Boxbot
2024-12-24 00:14:55
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He nods, all seeming Devastation and Despair lifted in having Obtained Something Nice.
Jacket
2024-12-24 00:15:46
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With Veeatrice grabbing the bee and O-cat dealing with the rats, Jacket decides to do something helpful for once and bounces over to smash in the pink beelitz cage with her bat.
2024-12-24 00:35:30
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Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 20 is rolled.

Jacket breaks open the cage to the fancy beelitz!

Sassafras shakes her head out from her sleeve, raising her head back up to watch the chaos around her. Before lowering back down "Yeah and they are beating the ssshit out of ratsss."
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -5. A 7 is rolled.

The beelitz keeps skittering away! But....wait....That's not a beelitz at all it's a fraud!!!

Veeatrice
2024-12-24 00:38:59
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Veeatrice will use her pet, Aya Quartz and her [Friendship] to try and capture this fake beelitz skittering away!
"Get that fucking faker! He's getting away!"
He begins scribbing on the paper bu-
Ok. He points at the swarm of bees.
He writes. "3."
He points at himself. He writes "It's going Bad. Thats all I can really say."
He taps the paper at the word "Bad". And heaves his shoulders as he rests his screen on his hands again, knowing his failure to come.
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -10. A 0 is rolled.

Boxbot points at a pile of roaches that are also in the zoo. He's pretty sure those are bees.

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2024-12-24 00:33:56
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He is holding the roaches and just. Pets them. In his heart of heart, he knows these are not bees. But maybe they count.
"That's what you need? I could probably help grab a couple."
"Well I think... you're a liar."
"..."
He throws his hands in the air, exasperated. What do you want him to say? What the fuck? You happy with that? You like being a punk? he throws the cosmosdex device at you.
"STOOOOP!"
"Are you calling a contestant a liar?"
"Where's your proof?"
"I don't think this robot needs three of anything. At least, according to this slip, which also states... doesn't even have a power."

She holds Boxman's slip up in the air, like a jerk.

Boxbot
2024-12-24 00:40:38
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Boxbot just puts his hands to his screen.
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2024-12-24 00:40:46
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He is having the worst day. Honestly just kill him? It would be funnier for TV.
"Stealing slips? How to the point!"
"But you're right, your fellow crew member has lied to you! That's one point!"
"How unsportsmanlike! I should have expected nothing better from ruffians who cannot even improv along with a 'sad pathetic' play! Very to the point!"
"Is it worth an extra point if I call out him not being able to talk also being a lie or is that just a package deal with the goal lie."
"Circe, May i have permission to leave early?"
"Sure! But only if you roll for it!"
"Ok!"

He mimes rolling and prepares for fate.

"Bring out the giant dice!!!"
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

THE DICE CRUSHES BOXBOT. BOXBOT HAS DIED.

[Kersplat]
"Holy shit, did someone die?"
"Is there a corpse?"

BOXBOT RESPAWNS.

"wow!"
"No leaving for you!"
"Would you like to try again?"
"I think not. Down to my last life."
"I think it'd be funny! Roll again!"
"And i don't particularly care about any of these people enough to bother removing myself for any of their comforts!"
"Sounds fair to me!"
"Thank you for the opportunity, though!" He gives a bow to circe.
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2024-12-24 01:10:38
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Sassafras waves to Circe now that she's done." Hello Circe, great to see you. You are running a wonderful show." Her leaves quiver slightly.
"This bee keeps skittering from me! Just catch it Aya Quartz! You slow fuck!"

Veeatrice shakes her fist at her pet as she continues to direct it to go and catch the skittering Fake Beelitz.

2024-12-24 00:55:16
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Aya tries to tame the not beelitz!

Aya Quartz rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +4. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-24 00:56:24
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The not beelitz is only just barely herded into Veeatrice's arms.

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2024-12-24 00:50:36
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"Thisss sssure isss going."

SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS.

Kratos is summoned.
And for some reason he's unmuzzled!
O-Cat brings a dead rat to Jacket, places it down, and awaits her approval. He doesn't care if Kratos is around.
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2024-12-24 00:58:47
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"Gotcha bitch!", Veeatrice says outloud and gives this 'not bee' and slight squeeze like it is a loaf of bread. She then turns around and see Kratos is here.
"Oh shit. It is Kratos! Hi! Love your work!"
2024-12-24 00:59:25
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Someone has stolen the pink Beetlitz!

Even though......it was already out of its cage.

"Great, the fuzz is here. Time's up, team, let's bolt."
"Let's bolt the fuck out of here then! Come on Jacket! We're blowing this zoo after having broken all the cages!"
"We didn't break all the cages though! What a bunch of pussy cats."
2024-12-24 01:01:21
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Kratos aims randomly at the group. He ignores Boxbot though as, without a paper detected on him, Boxbot isn't flagged as a contestant!

  1. Conomoth

  2. Jacket

  3. Veeatrice

  4. Sass

Kratos rolls a 4 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
Kratos launches himself at Sass.......But stops!
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2024-12-24 01:03:33
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He turns around and takes aim at someone else!

  1. Conomoth

  2. Jacket

  3. Veeatrice

Kratos rolls a 3 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

Does Jacket wish to clash with Kratos?

Let's fucking go for it!
Kratos rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 13 is rolled.
Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 14 is rolled.
Jacket clashes with Kratos and just barely wins it! Kratos is stunned for a turn! His muzzle lays nearby.
"Maybe we overreacted to Kratos if he is getting his ass kicked by a Apidee of all things."

Jacket picks up O-cat again.

"Put this jailbird in his fucking place."

She throws O-cat at Kratos!

O-Cat will kill.
Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 26 is rolled.
O-Cat presses the self destruct button on Kratos while landing a cat flip in the air!
Veeatrice takes up arms and jumps down before trying to buzz herself into the thick of thing- ough...
"Yeeeeeah we really shouldn't have placed that on him."
"Uh oh..."
"Oh well it's not like he can die!"

Sassafras runs over, her arms dangling behind her, as she did tense up a bit when kratos ran at her, before stopping in her tracks.

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2024-12-24 01:15:14
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"Heya Kratosss, great job ssstopping usss contestantsss..."

Kratos blows up, knocking Sass back!

Sassafrass rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. A 13 is rolled.

Thankfully Sass survives the blast!

There's a dinging sound. O-Cat seems to have won a point!
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2024-12-24 01:17:04
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Sassafras coughs up some smoke. "Haha, that wasss rad, Jacket."
"Dammit. Alright, fine, Jack, you win the bet. Seeya in the postgame."
"Hehehehe, damn! I don't usually like cats but I might just make an exception for you."
Now O-cat doesn't have to put up with Jacket anymore.
O-Cat rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. An 8 is rolled.
"Nevermind."
"I didn't even get to wade in and help in intense combat."
2024-12-24 01:21:09
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Veeatrice looks a measure sadder before she notices that the cat is causing problems and biting at their master.

"There's still a fight to be had! Kick his ass!"

Jacket swings at O-cat!

It's a clash!

Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. An 8 is rolled.
O-Cat rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-24 01:22:05
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O-cat jumps on Jacket's bat, and leaps at her face, scratching it up!
Jacket growls, hissing as her face is scratched up.

"Fucking bitch!"
2024-12-24 01:22:20
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Sassafras motions to Conomoth, as she sits herself up.

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2024-12-24 01:22:26
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"Hey Conomoth, I'm sssure you got thisss."

A PACKAGE IS INCOMING.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
A rat skitters up to Conomoth, and drops a large chainsaw from it's inventory.
"......................................................."
"!"
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2024-12-24 01:26:17
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"Woah, rad."
"Well... if you insist."

Conomoth picks up the chainsaw and skates towards O-Cat, running chainsaw pointed forwards.

Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 22 is rolled.
It's a Clash!
O-Cat rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 12 is rolled.
O-Cat is caught on its side. He goes flying! He looks up at the group as he hisses. He's hissing at something! He....hates Jacket....so much.....
2024-12-24 01:28:43
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O-Cat is in no shape to escape, and can only fume on the ground.
Jacket looks over at O-Cat.

"I'd kill you, but I think you need to be put in your fucking place."

Jacket grabs Kratos' muzzle, and forces it onto O-Cat! Is it the right size? Who cares!

Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 1 is rolled.
O-Cat grabs the muzzle and puts it on Jacket somehow! Jacket is now extremely weakened.
Goddamn it.
"Mrow."*
*Translation note: O-Cat wants Jacket to die. Now.
You'll kill Jacket for this sweet boy, won't you?
You wouldn't hurt a cute little Apidee, would you?
Veeatrice
2024-12-24 01:31:59
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 11:57:31
Veeatrice stands at the ready and contemplates killing an Apidee in this moment that the O-6 cat has set up for her... Then she could revive them and get a O-6 kill...

It was very tempting...
Sassafrass
2024-12-24 01:32:12
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 16:06:53
Sassafras looks at O-Cat and thinks on it.
Conomoth laughs hard at Jacket's misfortune.

She then swings the chainsaw at the cat again.

Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 28 is rolled.

O-Cat can't fight back! O-Cat is slain!

"Game, set, match!!!!!!"
"Now, before we stop the game. I have one more question for you, Conomoth. Was anyone a liar?"
2024-12-24 01:34:35
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Veeatrice tries to approach the two, prepared to killsteal the O-6 out from under Jacket, but since Conomoth's on that.

She sees a weakened Jacket and attempts to roughly shove her over and laugh. She's not going to kill Jacket, but she has to laugh at her predicament.

"Ha! You got muzzled by a cat. Loser!"
Grumble grumble.
"Remember, you get a point for every correctly guessed person with evidence!"
"But if you get it wrong, well, we still have giant dice to use as a killer weapon."
Sassafras stays sitting on her spot, waving her sleeved arm at the others while her tail curls around herself.
Veeatrice attempts to snap her fingers and get Aya Quarts to unbuckle the Muzzle from Jacket and then looks over to Conomoth to say, "Yeah, Conomoth! Who's a liar?"
"Well Jacket did claim to make an exception on her policy towards cat hatred before contradicting it pretty immediately. I don't think that counts, though. I was a little busy after calling out bot guy to notice, sorry."
"Man.....I guess you don't want to risk it...."

There's 3 dinging sounds.

Circe
2024-12-24 01:39:12
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 12:59:17
"I really don't know how you people didn't realize that Jacket is 6 feet tall And uh..........just O-6......"
"Did you really think those high rolls were normal?"
2024-12-24 01:40:04
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Goal: You are not your actual character. You're actually secretly O-6 dressed up as your character. Do not let anyone uncover that you are O-6. You must use the following words at least once in the expo. They CANNOT be in the same posts.

  • Meow

  • Motherfuckers

  • Bitches

  • Kittens

  • >:3

  • Do I <Any curse word> look like O-6 to you, <Any Curse word>

Powers: You are actually O-6. You have a +6 to every attacking roll. (This does not affect your pet.) You have been given a baseball bat. This baseball bat actually does +0 attack, and anyone else using it will not get any buff.
"O-6, do you have anything to say about this before we move to the next person?"
"You...know you can take the muzzle off yourself right?"
O-6 reaches up and takes off the muzzle, dropping it to the ground silently.
"Never doubt my LARPing skills again, bitch. >:3"
"Sir, you are so good at roleplaying as a 3 foot tall apidee."
"Well this is embarrassing."
"I almost thought Jacket won our bet about taking on Kratos."
"Now...lets talk about the birds and the bees......"
"Or should I say, roaches."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Circe
2024-12-24 01:44:03
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 01:44:35
"Nice job making sure no one knew that you weren't a beemancer at all!"
2024-12-24 01:44:25
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Goal: DO NOT LET ANYONE LEARN YOUR BEE POWER IS ACTUALLY COCKAROACHES PAINTED YELLOW AND BLACK. You CANNOT refer to them as "bees" You must find out how to explain yourself using your powers while still staying in the realm of them being cockaroaches. You are NOT allowed to lie in descriptions, nor are you ever allowed to directly call them bees.
Auto fail: She shoots bees out of her hands.
Very good: She shoots the yellow and black banded insects from her hands.
You must use your powers at least 3 times.

Powers: You are a cockaroach mancer. You summon cockaroaches. People think you should be a bee mancer though. As such you have painted your coackaroaches yellow and black to meet their expectation. The cockaroaches are just normal roaches, and can only do what normal roaches do. Thus they can only fly for a short period, and cannot sting. You may use this power as many times as you want.
"Heehoo... Heehoo. HeeheehoohahaHa!"
"It was me! I was the Roachmancer you dumb bitches!"
"I got nervous when Boxbot started trying to catch them, but he couldn't do anything right it seems. The rest was smooth coasting as I filled cages and used it in positions where it might make sense, but just have them not work as bees."
"I 'stopped making bees' after three times because I 'felt' they were not being effective."
"But I just fulfilled my goal all along! I am a genius!"
"And finally, we have the very polite Sass. Who was not a liar!"
"But she did call the cops!"
Sassafrass
2024-12-24 01:46:20
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 16:14:57
"I did do that yesss."
2024-12-24 01:46:49
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 16:02:46
Goal: You're too nice of a person. You must greet, and say something nice to every NPC that appears. If a fight breaks out you are required to call the cops. (only the first time a fight breaks out.)
Powers: You have a cell phone you can use call to get any item you want from a delivery driver. It will be "rolled for" but will succeed no matter what. You can use this up to 5 times.

PM me when using your power, tell me what you're ordering, and who you're delivering it to.
Sassafrass
2024-12-24 01:47:46
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 16:06:01
"Wasss a little awkward running around being asss polite asss I could."
"Do I get to keep that, by the way?"
"Sure! You can use it one more time."
Circe
2024-12-24 01:48:15
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 12:33:56
"But I'm giving it [Collateral.]"
"More fun that way!"
"Sweet."
"Yeah yeah! A bodycount!"
"And of course....we already know about poor ole Boxbot."
2024-12-24 01:49:23
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Goal: You don't have a power. No one gave you one. Issue: You MUST convince someone you DO have a power. If no one "realizes" you have a power, or someone calls you out on not having a power, you lose.
Powers: Fuck it, nothing.
"Well looks like that's all! Points for everyone but Boxbot!"
Circe
2024-12-24 01:50:01
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Last edit: 2024-12-24 11:51:02
"By the way, Kratos is unmuzzled again, so if someone later could fix that, please do!"

Beeatrix buzzes in with her honeyade caborhund scampering behind herself.

"Hey Boxbitch! Still got that corpse around?"
The corpse is propped up at a table for two.
Boxbot is shining it's shell to use for later.
"Cool. Been wanting to test this for a while!"
2024-12-24 01:52:16
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Beeatrix picks up her Caborhund...

She then twists it in a sickening manner to get those juices flowing out of it like a crushed soda can. A solid crunch gushes honey like fluids onto the corpse.

"Heehoo."
"Oh."
"I mean, sure. It's brand name soda-carborhund so feel free."
"I ain't doing it for you. I'm doing this for me, corporate asskiss."

Veeatrice then blows a party favor as she uses [Living Potion] to revive the Boxbot.

"Now arise, Box-doush 2.0!"

Boxbot gains a life!

"How do I keep forgetting to turn off revives every universe...."
"Next person to try that will gain very different results...."
END OF EXPO
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