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DOWN WITH O-6▼
DOWN WITH O-6
[Don't Dwell on Danger - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga OST]
O-6
2024-12-23 10:08:26
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"Hmmph, look at this shit, Hound. Cheap alien trinkets. >:3"
Classless-7
CL-7 was forced to follow O-6 today. Apparently his husband was too busy with "farming" to occupy his time. "Yes they are quite cheap and crude, my sir. :V"
O-6
"Here, take this one, it's got a cat on it. I know you like those. >:3" O-6 tosses a small pin back to CL-7. The alien at the stall adverts their gaze, unwilling to anger O-6 or speak up.
Classless-7
"O-Oh! Sir really? For me?" CL-7 closes his hands around the pin as if to protect it.
Classless-7
"Thank you! I'll cherish it always! :V"
O-6
"You better!"
O-6
A bus rolls up in front of O-6 and the stall. "Hmmm? Is that some sort of tour bus? >:3"
Classless-7
"It seems some people are coming out. :V"
Jac
2024-12-23 10:10:08
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:05:26
An extral A very strange looking emoza storms off the bus, pissed and raving about "Sitting next to you was the wORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE-"
E-2733
2024-12-23 10:10:18
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:05:46
"You've got such a temper for a gambler! Y'think you'd learn a Poker face, or hell, manners! ,'D" A notail chastises the "emoza". But her stance is clearly that of an amused nature.
Jac
"Don't need a pokerface when you're countin' cards!!! You know you got good shit or got bad shit!"
Scab
Following behind with a few seconds delay is a metaparxi, who is doing his best to not acknowledge the squabbling without completely dissociating himself from the group.
E-2733
"Lmao. You say that when you've gotten dragged into more alleys to get beaten up then I can count on my fingers! ,'D" the notail raises all three of their hands, mockingly.
Jac
"Technically FIVE OF THOSE aren't YOUR fucking fingers!"
E-2733
"Technically They're Mine. I won them? You're a sore loser and an Idiot who would gamble his head off if it WOUDLNT kill him!! ,'D" She takes his head in her arms, and Noogies him with a chuckle.
Jac
He's gone beyond yelling to screaming at this point when the notail starts noogieing him. "GET OFF! I hate you I hATE YOU-"
He flails, pushing away with his only hand.
Bobo Hotwheels
2024-12-23 10:11:24
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Bobo hops off the bus, ignoring the other guests as he holds his "KILL O-6'S" poster. "That tour Circe took us on was so fun, Fan! Thank you for taking me on this trip. Dad would have never let me near anything related to O-6!!!"
Fan
Fan is stuck, frozen outside of the bus.
O-6
O-6 spots Bobo's poster.
Bobo Hotwheels
"................................................"
Bobo Hotwheels
"I guess this was a bad time to be anti dictatorship."
O-6
"Hey trashcan. What the fuck do you have in your hands there? >:3"
Bobo Hotwheels
"It's uh. Ironic."
Fan
"Mr. O-6 sir! Please understand, we were only engaging in the whimsy of your lifestyle!"
Fan
"This is the only merch they had!"
Bobo Hotwheels
"Well they did have that cool shirt that said-"
Fan
"The only O-6 merch!!!"
E-2733
"Hey, yeah, that shit was hilarious. Why wouldn't someone grab some? It was a great tour. ,'D" E-2733 comments, still with the 'emoza' headlocked.
Jac
Jac grumbles as he pushes on E-2733's face, distracted by the scene adjacent. "O-6? What are those people fucking talking about-"
Jac
It takes him a minute to realize. Oh. O-6 is here.
Scab
He raises a hand to O-6 as a greeting, but doesn't say anything about dinner. There were better times to bring that up.
O-6
2024-12-23 10:16:43
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O-6 rips the poster in two, and picks up Bobo. "You know, I called you a trash can as a joke, but you're the perfect size to be made into one, you know motherfucker? >:3"
Bobo Hotwheels
"You were a lot f-funnier when it felt like you weren't real!"
Fan
"O-6! Sir! Please. I am on my hands and knees! All of them! Please let poor Bobo down, he is only a child of 10 years! He doesn't know what he was doing."
Fan
"As his caretaker of the day, please, punish me instead!"
O-6
"Robots can't have ages, bitch. I'll do what I want! >:3"
E-2733
E-2733 releases Jac, looking over the confrontation.
This is pretty funny.
O-6
"But if you want to get punished, I don't mother fucking mind doing that too. >:3" O-6 kicks Fan's head!
Jac
Jac, freed, looks over at the scene fully.
"Oh shit- he's actually gonna fucking kill them?"
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 19 is rolled.
Fan
The head sails clean off! Fan paws at the ground, trying to find it again.
O-6
"Eugh, anomalous motherfuckers don't die as easily as they should. >:3"
Classless-7
2024-12-23 10:21:09
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:09:40
"Are you sure we can't just drop the robot, sir? He seems truly sorry and I am sure he has learned his lesson to not mock his cursedness. :V"
Scab
Scab turns to Jac. "Is that somehow surprising? It's his hellmurder planet we're on."
Jac
"I mean, no. But like. They weren't doing shit to warrant an ass kicking. And they seem pretty pathetic."
Jac
"It's like, sad to watch? Is that the word- sad? Pitiful?"
E-2733
"Pretty sure we call it 'boring' ,'D"
Scab
"Then let's go somewhere else? You're not actually gonna get involved are you?"
E-2733
He pokes the 'emoza'.
"Wanna make it Less boring? ,'D"
O-6
O-6 glares at the gaggle of aliens talking about him. "Hey assholes! Want to save this kid? Catch! >:3" O-6 throws Bobo as a weapon at the emoza!
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 15 is rolled.
Jac
HE'S FORCEFULLY GETTING INVOLVED, HE HAS NO CHOICE, APPARENTLY-
Bobo Hotwheels
Bobo is slammed into the alien. He's not too damaged by it. "Oh shoot. I'm sorry man..."
[Battle Vs. (Renegade) Cynthia (Pokémon Masters EX) HQ]
O-6
"Seeing as you mother fuckers want to talk about me, how about you meet me face to face. >:3"
Classless-7
"Sir please, I'm sure they have learned their lesson! :V" O-6 shoves CL-7 into the stall and makes a sprint for the group!
Jac
2024-12-23 10:27:54
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:11:44
Jac hisses in pain, floored.
"S'fine. Not- the worst that's happened t'me." He wheezes.
E-2733
2024-12-23 10:28:05
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:12:25
"Oh he definitley has had worse. ,'D" E-2733 smiles. They see O-6 approaching and get into a stance on all fours (or well, fives, including their extra arm). Let's fucking rumble.
Scab
Scab is sure O-6 will remember that lovingly prepared meal and leave him out of this, instead opting to offer Bobo a hand to pull himself up with.
Jac
While he's down, Jac quietly mimes for Freezie to attack O-6 with its [Ambush Predator].
E-2733
While she's on all fives, she also grabs her Bombat, squeezing it at O-6 to [Watergun] him in his path.
O-6
O-6 takes at the notail first! He likes a guy who gets on all fours and wants to fight him like an animal!

The bombat spits at O-6!

Bworp rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

The attack not only gets O-6 drenched, but it makes his incoming move lose steam!

O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +2. A 10 is rolled.

He barely grazes the notail!

The tailmic ambushes O-6 while he's distracted!

Freezie rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. A 22 is rolled.

Freezie grabs and picks up O-6, swinging him in its mouth! O-6 is immoblized for the turn!

Bobo Hotwheels
Bobo is helped up. "Thanks Mr. Can you help me look for my friend's head. I'm worried O-6 might try to find it first."
Scab
2024-12-23 10:32:11
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:14:17
"Uh, sure kid." He turns to E-2733 and Jac, cringing as he sees O-6 grappled in what looks to be a chilly notail's embrace. "You two got this?"
Jac
"Got this."
Jac finally gets up- rather swiftly too. He's spent enough time lounging.
He walks up to O-6 and winds up a punch to the face!
E-2733
2024-12-23 10:32:38
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E-2733 goes for O-6's limbs, attempting to rip them off with all his strength, and a laugh as he tears into the O-class jovially.

This is fucking hilarious? Oh my hated gods?
Classless-7
CL-7 prepares to take out his weapon when someone taps him on the shoulder.
Canine-7
"Hey there buddy!" Canine-7 takes out a switchblade and holds it out.
Canine-7
"Need to cut some ties? :V"
Classless-7
"........................."
Classless-7
"Get away from me you dirty mutt! I have better weapons than a shoddy blade you found in a dumpster. =V"
Scab
He puffs some smoke out of his nostrils, doing his best to step around the carnage and search for Fan's missing head.
Canine-7
"Suit yourself. :V"
Classless-7
CL-7 takes out a gun. "Back away from his honor right now you disheveled filthy aliens! How DARE you insult his sir with such actions. Touch him again and I will not hesitate to shoot! =U"
E-2733
"Pussy! Do it, you won't!! ,'D" E-2733 continues The attempted Ripping of limbs from O-6.
E-2733 rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Instead of ripping a limb off of O-6, E-2733 instead rips off his face!

O-6
"Motherfucker......."
O-6
"Now you've messed up."
E-2733
"Hehe. ,'D" She laughs.
Jac rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
O-6
Jac tries to punch O-6 in the face but with O-6's face stolen, he uses his mandibles to hook onto Jac's skin!
Classless-7
"I hope you know being a pussy is of the highest honor! Pussies are some of the most powerful creatures in the universe! =U" CL-7 fires at E-2733!
Classless-7 rolls a 5 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
Classless-7 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 23 is rolled.
Classless-7
2024-12-23 10:37:55
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:16:25
CL-7 shoots E-2733 in the leg. E-2733 is temporarily unable to use one leg! "Sit like a good boy and I won't fire again! >:V"
Jac
O-6 is latched onto Jac, in which Jac promptly screams! "NEVERMIND- DON'T GOT THIS- COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE!!!!"
E-2733
2024-12-23 10:39:54
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:17:01
"Oh piss off, I'm never a good boy! ,'D" He grabs his bombat and attempts to spray it Directly into O-6's face using [Watergunner].
Fan
2024-12-23 10:38:31
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:17:21
Bobo and the metaparxi find Fan's head, and return it to him. "Oh thank you kind sir. If you need me to...I know it might not be of any help...but I can lend you my fire to cheer you on."
Fan
"I'm quite the amazing cheerleader! My teams never lose!"
Fan
2024-12-23 10:39:12
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"Well, most of the time."
Jac
Jac tries to shake O-6 off!
2024-12-23 10:40:43
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Last edit: 2024-12-23 10:40:49

IT'S A CLASH!

Jac rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 22 is rolled.

Jac tries to shake O-6 off, but it doesn't work, if anything the shaking only engrains his sharp canine teeth into the skin. O-6 grabs the base of the arm and tries to pull it off!

O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 16 is rolled.
O-6
O-6 rips off everything to the elbow! He holds the arm up and pings for something. "Psst psst psst."
2024-12-23 10:42:05
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"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" Freezie is considering O-6's offer!

Jac
"MotherfUCKER THAT PROSTHETIC WAS EXPENSIVE JACKASS!"
Jac would clutch at his newly lost arm, but he's officially out of hands!
Freezie rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-23 10:43:03
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Freezie takes the deal but it will only kind of be on O-6's side. It won't hurt anyone too badly! Freezie nibbles on the prosthetic, fun!

E-2733
E-2733 continues spraying at O-6 with his Bombat, Trying to drown him by Spitting water DIRECTLY into his lungs!!! Yahoo!!

Bworp sprays water at O-6 again!

Bworp rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.
O-6
"Hissssss!!!" The water gets in O-6's eyes! He can't see! His actions have no buff this turn!
Scab
Scab responds to Fan. "Uh, sure man. Can you cheer for that meg?"
Scab commands Eurydice to attack O-6 with [Someone Must Die].
Fan
"No problem! I'll cheer. LETS GO MEG!!!!!!"
2024-12-23 10:45:35
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The meg steps forward before bursting with the flames of Fan.......

The meg is a clockwork, and even though the fires do not hurt it. It is TERRIFIED! The meg has become [Rabid] and jumps around the area in horror!

Eurydice
The meg doesn't know what to do, but ram into the nearest person with [Someone Must Die!]

  1. Emoza

  2. Notail

  3. Meta

  4. O-6

  5. CL-7

Eurydice rolls a 5 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Eurydice
"MAAAAAAAA!!!!" The meg slams its horns into CL-7!
Scab
He grabs ahold of both of his ears, squeezing them and pulling them down by the sides of his face as the meg bodyslams CL-7. Whilst on fire.
E-2733
"Oh oopsies…. ,'D" E-2733 comments as they watch the Meg go crazy, while she is shot on the floor.
Eurydice rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +25. A 42 is rolled.
2024-12-23 10:48:02
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CL-7 goes down, a telltale sound of cracking bones can be heard. The gun flies out his hand and on to the floor.

Canine-7
Canine-7 takes the gun and replaces it with 6 switchblades.
Scab
"D-Douse the meg, douse the meg!"
E-2733
She smacks her Bombat to release the air bubble, and Sprays the meg.
O-6
"Hound?" O-6, nearly blinded can still hear that something has happened to CL-7.
O-6
2024-12-23 10:49:41
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He leans down, protecting CL-7 with his own body. "Dare you to fucking touch my motherfucking hound again!"

O-6 is now blinded, and only able to defend! He's weakened!

E-2733
…
Ok, this isn't funny anymore. This is, as she said before, 'boring'. She sighs after spraying the meg, and leans on her Bombat, losing the excitement of battle.
Jac
Jac goes to bite O-6 in retaliation for feeding his arm to a tailmic! FUCK YOU.

Jac decided to risk biting O-6!

Jac rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

Jac bites into O-6.

And then remembered that notails are filled with ILLNESSES.

JAC IS GOING TO GET THE HYPER FLU NEXT WEEK.

Jac
THE FLU TASTES AWFUL.
Bworp rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 9 is rolled.

The bombat fails to spray the meg down!

Eurydice
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The meg attacks at random again!
E-2733
"NOOOOOO THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!! I HATE THIS TOUR THIS TOUR SUCKS NOW!!! ,'D"

  1. Emoza

  2. Notail

  3. Meta

  4. O-6

  5. CL-7

Eurydice rolls a 5 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Scab
2024-12-23 10:55:46
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Scab is backing away from everything now. O-6, his group, everything. How is this where his life ended up?
Eurydice
The meg takes aim for CL-7 again! It wants him dead more than anything else.
O-6
But O-6, kneeling infront of the meg guards CL-7!

The two clash!

Eurydice rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 25 is rolled.
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
Eurydice
2024-12-23 10:58:13
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:36:08
O-6 is stabbed through the chest by the meg and killed! The meg rampages through the streets as it turns to shake off O-6 from being embedded on its horns!
Scab
The cigarette falls from his mouth.
Jac
...
Well that's that taken care of.
Jac
"...can one of you get my arm from that dumb tailmic? I kinda... got no arms."
Canine-7
2024-12-23 10:59:02
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There's a successful dinging noise.
Canine-7
("Didn't even have to do anything. :V")
Scab
2024-12-23 10:59:39
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:36:32
Scab walks over to where Canine-7 dropped the knives and takes one, slipping it into his jacket pocket.
E-2733
"…. that sucked. Jac, you make the worst decisions. This was a stupid fight. Should we get souvenirs while we're here? ,'D"
Jac
"Yeah yeah whatever I'm a dumbass. Get my fucking arm and we can go get a souvenir, maybe."
Bobo Hotwheels
2024-12-23 11:00:04
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:37:07
"Oh.....oh......" Bobo looks at the dead body being shaken around. "I-I'm sorry. I promise to never buy ironic merch ever again.....Maybe Dad was right, it is a safety hazard out here."
Eurydice
The meg is still rampaging!

  1. Emoza

  2. Notail

  3. Meta

  4. CL-7

Eurydice rolls a 4 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
Eurydice rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 20 is rolled.
Eurydice
The meg tramples over Jac! "MAaaah!!!"
Jac
"aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
E-2733
E-2733 Throws the bombat at the meg, making it Watergun one last time. And also [Timebomb].

The bombat shoots as it's flung at the meg!

Bworp rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.

The fire is finally put out! The bombat lands on the meg, which is on Jac.

E-2733
ATTEMPTING TO GRAB HIM.
E-2733
2024-12-23 11:03:19
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"FUCKING BWORP, DON'T YOU DO IT! ,'D"
2024-12-23 11:03:43
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"Badda boom boom!"

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-23 11:04:41
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The bombat blows up due to [Timebomb!] The meg is knocked out!

Scab
With the meg knocked out he quickly moves to get a handle on it, pulling it off of Jac and away from the pair.
Jac
His ears are fucking ringing. Everything hurts. Is he even awake? Jac doesn't move.
E-2733
E-2733 sighs, ignoring the bullet in her leg as she picks up Jac.
Fan
"Uh, pardon, what should I do with the notail?"
E-2733
"You make him better! Duh! ,'D"
Canine-7
"No worries, he's mine. :V"
Jac
He groans when E-2733 picks him up. ....yay!
E-2733
2024-12-23 11:06:03
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:38:39
"We Were just trying to fuck with O-6, the tour got us riled up! Whoever he is didn't deserve that. It wasn't nearly as funny as his pussy one-liner was to see him go down. So make him better. ,'D"
E-2733
"I have a Prosthetic to wrangle from a tailmic and Clean off. So Make everything here better and for the gods hate, give that kid a proper outing! ,'D"
Scab
"What is wrong with you both??"
Canine-7
Canine-7 just drags O-7 off.
Bobo Hotwheels
2024-12-23 11:06:53
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Last edit: 2025-08-03 09:39:20
"Yeah... Let's just go home and not tell Dad about this."
Cut to...
Circe
"Ding dong! The cat is dead!"
Circe
"7 out of 9 lives to go!~"
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