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IT'S MY LEFT....▼
IT'S MY LEFT....
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - Treasure Town [Orchestral Remix]
2024-12-20 10:28:50
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Adventuring through Lo'aith, a group wanders around looking for food. See.... the food isn't for them.

It's for the burrisks.

2024-12-20 10:30:17
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The group has been followed for hours now by a feral pack of emotional baggage. (The technical term for a group of burrisks!) They're hungry, and are demanding treats.

The group looks around and spots two places they might be able to go. One is a shop called "Treats & Beats", and the other is a ship offering food in a parking lot. It's a tad suspicious, but the words "free" catches everyone's eye.

Piper
"Oh?? Free?? Free what?"
[Piper tilts her head, then turns to Luna.]
"Hey, does it seem dangerous?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 10:31:55
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"Hm..." Charlie looks from the pack of Emotional Baggage to the two paths ahead of them.
"I don't know about you, Pipes, but I don't have a ton of coin on me for snacks. Maybe we try our luck with something a little shady and loop around if it doesn't work out?"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 10:32:12
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:03:28
"We can always turn tail if it's sus~"
Scurry
"Scurry, sus!"
Charlie
"Nejo, you can't keep corrupting my boy like this."
Connelly Nejo
"I mean, he learns what he wants to learn!"
Charlie
2024-12-20 10:36:59
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Sigh.
"Love you regardless, Scurry. Let's get a move on," She says, as she motions for the wandettle to follow.
Piper
2024-12-20 10:37:30
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"But, yeah, we can check out the free stuff first!"
Scurry
2024-12-20 10:38:21
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Scurry has been moving much slower for the past few months. He's huge now, but follows dutifully behind his owner.
Cheater
The group heads towards the free parking lot food stand. An AI seems surprised when they arrive. "Dang, I just put up that sign. I know Lo'aith has food shortages, but I didn't know it was that bad."
Cheater
He tilts his head. "Actually, looks like most of you aren't from here. You folks tourists?"
Piper
"Oh, yeah! I'm from Prismatica!"
[She holds out a tiny hand. This bird is 3 feet tall. Remember that plumari are really fucking short.]
"Nice to meet you!"
Charlie
2024-12-20 10:39:54
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"Yep! We sure are, a bit of a girls night on the town, seeing what this place has to offer."
She gestures behind the group.
"Apparently, that is dogs."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 10:40:12
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:08:17
"I just came back from a long ass trip! So, technically no, but it's been a while. Como vuela el tiempo~"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 10:40:26
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:08:35
"Nice to meet someone kind enough to give out food, though."
Cheater
"No problem. What are you folks doing here in town?"
Cheater
"Asking for a friend. She saw the cheese museum and is looking for something to wash her mind of the sight of it."

Cheater offers plates of cereal to the group, but the burrisks leap and bring the bowls crashing to the ground, consuming every single morsel they could grab.

Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 10:48:24
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"Well, hey, guess that solves our problem!"
Piper
2024-12-20 10:48:38
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"...Rude dogs."
Charlie
2024-12-20 10:49:39
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"H-WOAH! Hey, now! Be respectful to the nice fella and his anomalously fine hair!"
Charlie tsk's at the burrisks and shakes her head.
"No manners to them nowadays!"
Piper
"Oh, now that you mention it, he does have really nice hair!"
Piper
2024-12-20 10:50:08
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"I was thinking a bit of shopping sounded nice, though! Could always use more pet supplies."
Connelly Nejo
"Just doin' the usual girls night out stuff!"
Connelly Nejo
"Though I guess it's not night yet, but still!"
Piper
"(Girl's night isn't restricted by the puny limits of time and space.)"
Cheater
2024-12-20 10:57:32
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:11:33
"Oh, dang. Might need to go shopping myself. I wanted some sandwich supplies, but...."
Cheater
2024-12-20 10:57:50
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Cheater tries to figure out the best way to word this. "I think trying to get a sandwich out back might be....... dangerous."
Cheater
"What store are you folks heading to? I don't mind coming with to pick up some new bowls." The burrisks are fighting over the last scrap of food. It might be possible to scare off two of them right now. Then the group will only have to deal with one of them.
Connelly Nejo
"(....How dangerous can gettin' a sandwich be?)"
Charlie
2024-12-20 10:59:00
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"(Be nice, he's probably anxious to go alone.)"
Piper
2024-12-20 10:59:26
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"It might, uh... be less troublesome.. if we only had one of these buggers following us."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 10:59:50
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"They're kinda cute, though... Fightin' all rough like...."
Charlie
"Your taste in 'cute' is concerning."
Charlie looks to Piper. She was the one who was 'leading' this girls night.
"Who're we gonna let tag along of these little fellas?"
Cheater
"Can't believe people just left their emotional baggage out in the open like this. Pretty rude."
Piper
"I mean, maybe they didn't mean to."
Piper
"Gotta give people the benefit of the doubt, you know?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 11:05:03
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"True, but being conscientious of others ain't no fault. Maybe a middle ground between assuming the best and thinkin' they prolly should have at least gotten these guys inside. Or fed em, so they wouldn't go harking strangers for food."
She takes a beat to look at her.. large son.
"Clean up after yourself, y'hear? Be like this nice man offering us free cereal."
Cheater
"You're right. Sometimes your emotional baggage breaks out of your house and starts eating trash on the street, and there's not much you can do about it. Shouldn't be judging, it happens to all of us."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 11:08:05
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"Baggage Smaggage- If it's been left out in the open it's free for the takin', right?"
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2024-12-20 11:08:54
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:16:13
"But uh, which one do you want to keep around, 'cause I don't think any shopkeeper is going to be happy about us bringing all 3 with."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 11:09:26
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"Personally, I think you should nab that cute one over there!"
He points at the burrisk with the blurred-out face that's currently chewing on the plate.
Connelly Nejo
"It's sooooo silly~"
Piper
2024-12-20 11:11:07
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"Out of the three of them, though, the uh, st- yeah, the one Nejo's pointing at!! It's really cute!"
Cheater
Cheater looks at this "cute burrisk".
Burrisk
"BAYTTTTZTZTZTZTZZZZZZZZ _on January 20th, of this year, we engaged with one of the -tv clicking sound- AND HE WON THE BOWL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! bbbbbbbbbzzzzzzt....."
Cheater
"Yeah, it's adorable."
Connelly Nejo
"Ain't it?!"
Piper
2024-12-20 11:15:45
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"It's, uh- a little- chatty!"
Charlie
"It looks reliable."
As the other two decide on a dog, Charlie begins flapping her arms at the others to scare them off. Helping. This is helpful.
"RAH! Y'got your treats, now be off! C'mon, scurry away now!"
Scurry
"Scurry away!!!!" Scurry jumps at the other two burrisks and tries to shoo them off.
Scurry rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
Scurry
The other two burrisks yelp and flee! "Scurry! And don't die!"
Charlie
A sense of pride fills the apidee.
"Yeah, that's right!" She pats the top of the large wandettle's head.
Connelly Nejo
"Man, that wandettle sure is effective! You've raised him well~"
Piper
"Good job, Scurry!! You're awesome!"
Scurry
2024-12-20 11:19:46
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As Scurry is patted, its shell breaks slightly like brittle paper. It doesn't seem to notice, though. "Scurry, awesome!"
Cheater
"Nice, let me pack up. What shop are we heading to?"
Piper
2024-12-20 11:20:15
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"How about the Treats & Beats shop? I want to get something nice for Luna!"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 11:20:33
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"Oooh, good idea~ Plus you can get some stuff for your new amigo!"
Charlie
"If.. If it can even wear clothes. I think it's glitching a collar in and out of view in staticky intervals."
Piper
"Oh.. I guess I do get the emotional baggage now."
Connelly Nejo
"You sure picked out some nice baggage!"
Charlie
"Congrats! You have to carry that with you forever now!"
Piper
2024-12-20 11:22:23
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"What."
Charlie
...
"Nothin'. We're having fun. Just 3.. no, 4 girls. Girling about. Shoppin'."
Cheater
2024-12-20 11:33:42
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:21:08
"Oh... Treats & Beats.... Uh.... yeah, we can go in there." Cheater has no way to word his concern without endangering everyone. While he wants to back down, he decides it's best he comes along, both to investigate the matter, and protect the trio.
Secret of Mana - Danger (Don't drink the Spicy Mana)
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2024-12-20 11:34:30
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:21:27
Together the four enter Treats & Beats. Instantly, they are accosted by the shopkeeper. "BBBBBZZZZZZUZZUZUTTTT???"
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2024-12-20 11:34:48
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:21:48
"This thing is freaking me out, what.... is it!"
Piper
"EEP!!!"
[Piper hides behind Charlie!]
Connelly Nejo
"Woah, that is one messed up looking... guy? thing?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 11:45:37
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"Hey, now. Might be a bit jumbled up, but they seem to be tryna help just fine."

Charlie extends her hand, looking over the shopkeep with as calm a demeanor as she can muster.
The urge to investigate this anomalous activity is... Strong, but would be rude.
Connelly Nejo
"(Man.. She's got huevos de hierro!)"
????
2024-12-20 11:46:25
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Last edit: 2024-12-20 15:21:28
The shopkeeper grabs a few items and offers them to the group! Look out, he has offers that can't be beat!

#($*%&@#(@&#$!!!!!!
he: 5,000p
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;: 500p
mirro: 2,000p
xX Massive Edition Xx: 10,000p
Connelly Nejo
"Man, these are some.... interesting wares!"
Piper
2024-12-20 12:38:59
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"...Huh?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 12:39:24
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"Well, now!! Let's take a look over these, eh?"

Bee-fore browsing, Charlie checks her bag for points. How many did she bring with her...
Piper
[Piper checks to see how much she's got on her person.]
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 12:54:00
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"Well, if we're all checkin'..." Nejo checks his wallet, as well!
Charlie rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Piper rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Connelly Nejo rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

While the other two have subpar amounts of points, Piper is rich enough to buy anything she wants from the store! The other two can only afford ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.

Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 12:56:07
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"Sorry, girls, I'm broke as shit right now!"
Charlie
"When aren't you?"
Connelly Nejo
"...............Livin' with another person's expensive....."
Piper
2024-12-20 12:57:06
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"That's ok! I could buy you something, if you like. I'll buy myself the xX Massive Edition Xx, though!"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 12:58:54
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"Awe, yer sweet as hell! I mean 'dunno what any of these are, but I guess 'He' sounds cool!"
Charlie
2024-12-20 12:59:29
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"Your roommate eats trash. I can't imagine how expensive that could be, from what you've told me."
Connelly Nejo
"Man, have you seen how much shit he breaks?"
Piper
2024-12-20 13:00:41
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"...Why does his roommate eat trash..?"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 13:19:33
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:25:54
"Oh, he's just like that! Lil' bit of a weirdo, I guess."
Cheater
Cheater is shocked at how well people adapt to their surroundings.
Piper
[This bird came from a planet of clockworks. Are you really surprised.]
????
2024-12-20 13:24:12
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:29:23
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" The shopkeeper hands a large blank book to Piper.

(Do you read the book?)

Piper
(Piper does read the book.)

PIPER FEELS EXTREMELY LUCKY. PIPER'S NEXT ROLL IS +99.

Charlie
Charlie steps in front of Nejo. "I'll be taking that ;;;;;;!"

Charlie buys a ;;;;;;! While the ;;;;;; looks like a swirling mass of !?@?#@?@?, Charlie is sure that it is pet food!

(Does Charlie want to feed it to anyone?)

Charlie
Hmm...
Charlie attempts to inspect the ;;;;;;;;; first. Just to make sure her little pal Scurry wouldn't be allergic or anything if she let him have a nibble.
2024-12-20 13:25:12
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Charlie inspects the ;;;;;;;;;.

Charlie rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
Scurry
2024-12-20 13:25:43
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The smell of the pet food is so strong that Scurry hops slightly to beg for it, its shell cracking with every jump. "Give Scurry!"
Cheater
2024-12-20 13:26:15
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:28:22
("Hmm......")
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2024-12-20 13:26:43
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:28:18
("If this was the Neo, it would have attacked by now... wouldn't it?") Cheater inches closer to the Shopkeeper.
????
2024-12-20 13:27:26
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"Bora!"
Cheater
2024-12-20 13:27:44
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"Are you.... ok?"
????
2024-12-20 13:28:01
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"DJFH&&!"
Cheater
2024-12-20 13:28:15
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:28:00
"Yeah, that about answers that."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 13:30:04
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"Man, that thing really is damn weird.."
Piper
"Is there anything we can do to help you..?"
[Piper doesn't seem particularly phased by the shopkeep. Just concerned.]
Charlie
....
Charlie lets Cheater inspect the shopkeep as she hands Scurry the ;;;;;;.
He's been a good, well-behaved fella this whole trip. He can have some ;;;;; as a treat.
2024-12-20 13:32:22
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As soon as the food is placed down, Scurry jumps out of his shell in excitement to dig in!

Wait, what?

Scurry pulls chunks out of the food and gobbles them down, unphased by finally "hatching" out of his host's body. "Scurry. Loves anomalies!"

Charlie
"Me too, buddy."
She pats Scurry's new head. He.. He seems to be enjoying himself. This is a nice night out.
Piper
2024-12-20 13:35:50
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"...Huh. That's neat..?"
Connelly Nejo
"Did... Did Scurry just burst out of itself?"
Connelly Nejo
"Good for him!"
Charlie
"It's called a growth spurt, he just got too tall for his bones."
????
2024-12-20 13:37:04
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"Doorrvee!#*$"
Cheater
"I don't know if I want to risk it, but I think this might be an AI."
Cheater
"If I hook into whatever this thing is, I might be able to let it communicate through me."
Piper
2024-12-20 13:55:06
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:31:28
"...Are you sure you wanna risk that? What if they have like- a computer virus??"
Cheater
"Dude, you would fucking tell me if you have a computer virus, right?"
????
2024-12-20 13:55:44
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"FI950! 8578! ($(%*%&!!!!"
Cheater
2024-12-20 13:56:03
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:31:43
"Oh, yeah, right."
Connelly Nejo
"Maybe ask it to glitch out to the left if it has a virus, and to the right if it doesn't?"
Charlie
"Hm.. I'm a bit of a tinkerer, I can try to oversee whatever connection you make just to see if i can assist. It might be good to know how we could help, if you're alright volunteering."
Piper
2024-12-20 15:11:24
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"Oh, yeah! Charlie's like- uuuuuber smart with tech!!!"
Cheater
"Hey, move left if you have a virus."
????
2024-12-20 15:12:06
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It moves right.
Connelly Nejo
"Well, glad to see my idea worked."
Cheater
2024-12-20 15:13:03
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"Should be safe, then. Shall we attempt the connection?"
Piper
"Charlie, what do you think?"
Charlie
"Hmn. If you're ready for it, we can start. Just give me the ok and I'll help best I can. Scurry, y'gonna cheer me on?" She looks up at Scurry's taller form. They've gotta try their best!
Connelly Nejo
"I'm too dumb for this kind of thing, but I'll be cheering y'all on!"
Scurry
"Scurry is here to cheer!" Scurry exclaims with a full mouth.
Piper
"Scurry, you're doing great."
Cheater
2024-12-20 15:15:10
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:32:51
"Alright, here goes nothing. Just plug this wire into anything that looks like a port."
Charlie
Let's make that connection! Charlie takes the wire and.. waits for the glitching mess to stand still with a port for anything longer than a second, then puts it in!
Charlie rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 17 is rolled.
Cheater
2024-12-20 15:16:21
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THE CONNECTION IS SET! "..........Oh.... Oh, no......."
Cheater
2024-12-20 15:16:42
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"Please don't tell me we were using your left."
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2024-12-20 15:20:22
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"Oh, well, I'm sure it's not that big of a deal... I hope..... uh, he-hey, I'm, uh."
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2024-12-20 15:20:36
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"Ooh, it doesn't even matter, does it..."
Piper
2024-12-20 15:22:25
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"Oh- oh, gosh-- uh- shoot. Charlie, what do we do?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 15:23:03
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Charlie puts a hand up to Piper.
"We talk, for now. See what we can get outta this while its stable."
"Hey, now. It sure does. Our friend letting you use his shell to talk wanted to help, and we do as well. Who are ya?" Charlie is tentatively watching the connection and Cheater's shell, ready to disconnect the two should things get dire.
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:23:49
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The AI pushes his non glitch deformed fingers together. "Uh, well, it's Averruncus. I'm, uh... ah, I'm just..." He fake coughs and straightens up to try and look more confident. "I"m just a doofus trying to get by in life, haha! And life sure does keep getting weirder!"
Averruncus
"For a guy who is supposed to be the master of avoiding harm, I sure am bad at it! Haha!"
Piper
"Oh- what... happened? Can we do anything to help..?"
Burrisk
"Huuurk!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:25:32
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"Oh, it's..... that's......."
Averruncus
"This is embarrassing, but that's my emotional baggage behind you...."
Piper
"Oh! Uh... do you want it back..?"
Connelly Nejo
"Do..... You want it back?"
Charlie
2024-12-20 15:26:36
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"...Sorry about that."
Charlie
"Girls love picking up random grief and oddities. It's a very girl thing to do."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 15:26:55
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"I mean, we can totes take your emotional baggage out of your hands if you don't want it!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:28:11
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"Oh yeeeeah, sure, I want my emotional baggage to torment me. Errk!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:28:28
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"Sorry, sarcasm is in my nature when you live like me."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 15:29:16
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"Eh, you're good."
Connelly Nejo
"Though your baggage sure makes for a cute dog!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:29:59
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:39:24
"Uh... there actually is one thing you can do for me..... There's, uh..... these........" The AI sighs, trying to word this.
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:30:18
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:39:42
"These, uh..... delightful people..... Uh, they, uh."
Averruncus
"Keep coming into my shop."
Averruncus
"Buying pregnancy books with their mountains of trash."
Piper
2024-12-20 15:31:04
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:39:58
"...That's a sentence."
Connelly Nejo
"Are.... are they expecting?"
Averruncus
"Could you, maybe, uh, you know? Ask them if they could buy the item I listed as 'C Good'?"
Charlie
"C good!" Charlie takes a small stickynote out of her cap, and writes that down.
"We've got you, friend."
Scurry
"C! Good!"
Connelly Nejo
"Sure! I don't see why not? We just gotta find a bunch of moms with trash then?"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:34:05
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:40:44
"I thought I was being smart. You know.... C Good. See good. But, gosh. I guess I'm not very good at getting messages out of the glitchy waves and all."
Charlie
"It seems y'did the best with whatcha had. We'll spread the word."
Connelly Nejo
"Yeah, I guess it would be hard to decipher through all the glitching..."
Piper
2024-12-20 15:35:35
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:41:05
"I still have plenty of money on hand. I could buy it right now, if you wanted?"
Charlie
"I don't think it's for sale here, Pipes. I don't see it on the shelves. It might be a... 'trash only' type'a thing."
Averruncus
The AI sighs very loudly. "You have to buy it with trash......."
Averruncus
"because I am trash. There. I said it."
Piper
"Hey- that's not very nice. I'm sure you're lovely!!"
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 15:39:31
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:41:25
"Aww, don't talk like that big guy, you're definitely not trash..."
Connelly Nejo
2024-12-20 15:39:57
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:41:35
"I mean, I don't see you in a garbage can after all!"
Charlie
"Don't talk about yourself that way!! N'matter if you're a bit glitched or messed up, you're a respectable shopkeep! We're purchashin' your wares and having a LOVELY time!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:42:43
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:41:53
"That's very nice and all, but I kind of need trash to rebuild my trash body."
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:42:57
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:42:09
"I'm speaking from...... a.... uh.... literal standpoint here."
Connelly Nejo
"Your... body is made outta trash?"
Connelly Nejo
"I guess that's pretty neat!"
Scurry
"Trash man!"
Charlie
"He says it with love, Mr. Aver."
Piper
"Ooooh. My bad."
Piper
"Is there anything else we can do? I'm not sure why, but I feel like I could be really helpful if there's something you need!"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:45:28
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:42:34
"Oh, you really should just save it for yourself. I'm not, like." Averruncus looks around the room.
Averruncus
"Doing anything with my life right now! Just doing the grind for my boss. I guess you could help my boss out, but uh, are you sure you don't want to just use your luck on yourself?"
Charlie
"Piper's very sweet. Kind to spend some love for others rather than herself."
Piper
"I want to help make the universe a nicer place. I've been fortunate enough to have a good hand dealt to me, so I want to share that with others!"
Connelly Nejo
"Yeah, Pipes is a sweet one! Don't think the rest of us would argue against it anywho~"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:47:09
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:43:03
"Oh, this sucks......... Can you just, like....."
Averruncus
"Wish my boss a happy birthday?"
Averruncus
2024-12-20 15:48:07
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:43:20
"I'm not really into, like.... a lot of things, but he's been nice to me, so I kind of want his birthday to be everything he wants."
Connelly Nejo
"A happy birthday? That's it? Man, I bet we can all do that together!"
Connelly Nejo
"I mean who doesn't like b-day wishes from 3 beautiful gals?"
Piper
[Piper strikes a pose.]
Connelly Nejo
Nejo strikes a pose next to Piper! Support pose!
Charlie
"We've got a dazzling setup for birthday wishes. Who's your boss?"
Averruncus
"Just wish a happy birthday to C. Haos. That should work. But like I said, only if you want to!"
Charlie
Charlie strikes a pose a little too late.
"We can do that!!"
Charlie
"Happy birthday to C. Haos! From girls night out AND from the bottom of all'a our hearts!"
Scurry
"Happy birthday to C. Haos!"
Connelly Nejo
"Sapo Verde for C. Haos! (That's happy birthday in tourist!)"
Piper
"Happy birthday to C. Haos then!!"
Piper rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +99. An 115 is rolled.
Averruncus
2024-12-20 16:02:49
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Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:44:21
"Happy birthday, boss man, your respectable wages and understanding of my condition is the only reason I can be here."
Averruncus
2024-12-20 16:03:04
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:44:31
"Ok, I got that all on video, he'll love it, I'm sure. Uh, so I guess....."
Averruncus
2024-12-20 16:03:18
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:44:38
"You can just sort of... pull the cord."
Connelly Nejo
"Good luck bein' glitchy again, amigo!"
Piper
"We'll make sure that the folks buy the C Good thingy!"
Charlie
2024-12-20 16:04:44
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-14 09:44:59
"We'll tell the people about C Good, it was nice to meet you, Averruncus."

Charlie deftly removes the cord, inspecting to make sure Cheater remains undamaged.
Cheater
The AIs are separated from each other. Cheater regains control. "How did it go?"
Piper
"He was really nice!"
Connelly Nejo
"We wished his boss a happy birthday!"
Charlie
"You should get yourself tested."
Cheater
"........I should have specified which left, shouldn't I?"
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