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BY THE SCRIPT

2024-12-19 14:04:56

[[MapleStory BGM] Temple of Time]

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:05:11

"So, to convert, all I need to do is drink the blood of the lord and eat his flesh?"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:05:24

"Yep, it's just that simple!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:05:33

"The Christianity fandom sounds like a lot of fun."

Judas

2024-12-19 14:05:46

"It's not a fandom. It is a religion."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:05:59

"In marsue culture, that's the same thing."

Judas

2024-12-19 14:06:12

"I personally don't feel you are taking this seriously, and we should not allow you to convert."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:06:20

"Judas, everyone's allowed to convert if they want to."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:06:41

"Yeah! It isn't a private club or anything just to join!" Beeatrix comments with a little buzz.

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:06:52

"See, the B-girl gets it."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:07:04

"But I did certainly want to have Missy here talked through it a bit more then my own introduction."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:08:34

Beeatrix sticks her tongue out and comments on her own past experience as she tells the two, "Hopefully, with fresher flesh then what Christleprae brought in for my conversion. Blek!"

Judas

2024-12-19 14:07:14

"Ah, you know, maybe I should listen to the "B-girl", after all...."

Judas

2024-12-19 14:07:26

"She is the only one of us three who has converted, Maggy."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:07:53

"U-Uh, well, like......"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:08:03

"I haven't finished reading the bible. I don't want to convert early."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:08:54

"You finished reading the bible, Judas. Why haven't you converted yet?"

Judas

2024-12-19 14:09:05

"Because, Maggy. I am unhappy with my part in the script."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:09:16

"Scripture."

Judas

2024-12-19 14:09:26

("This is not what I wanted when I invested into this, Maggy.")

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:09:38

("Dude, shut up, people are literally right here.")

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:14:30

"Man, I'm already seeing fandom drama this early...."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:14:40

"It's not like this all the time, right?"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:15:14

Beeatrix looks between the two again and asks them with a genuine but slightly passive aggressive tone, "I feel you both are getting too focused on one another. We have a new friend to usher into the fold of our gathering~!"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:15:57

Beeatrix doesn't understand the problem per say, but she does know what induction is and just says, "I'm sure the both of you will work up the nerve sooner or later. It is fine to be a little scared. But, this really isn't some big thing to be whipping yourselves over for neglect on reading the book or for a supposed planned part."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:16:05

"Jesus forgives you."

Judas

2024-12-19 14:16:15

"Does he?"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:16:27

"Yes, he does."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:16:51

"Like.... that's the whole point of the religion, man."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:16:39

"Do you even have to ask that if you read the book, Judas?"

Judas

2024-12-19 14:17:05

"I am very glad Jesus forgives me, may he forgive me in my darkest moments and on my greatest of days. May he forgive me for my indulgence in the coins I have lost for him." Judas sneers out before leaving.

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:17:18

"B-Girl, don't worry about Judas, he's just like."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:17:25

"Having an emotional men day or something."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:17:56

Beeatrix buzzes as she attempts to assemble the items for bestowing a proper initiation. Partly to check and see if they were of better quality. "I do not understand his problems, but I shall still hold concern for his state. I don't like seeing anyone in such a state. Especially during this time when we should be over joyed!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:18:09

"Mmmm, if the drama is pretty contained that's fine. I'm pretty- pretty good at avoiding folks if I need to."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:18:18

"Yeah, don't worry, Judas is a special case! He's just...."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:18:26

"A little pissed off about losing some of his money to all of this."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:18:38

"I won't get into it, but God found him, not the other way around."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:18:54

"Anyway, B-Girl, hand out the offerings! I made sure this stuff stayed good and frozen while I carried it around."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:19:02

("Didn't want it growing out of its container or shit.")

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:19:31

Beeatrix ignores Maggy's whispered commentary, and kindly sets about picking up some of the chilled offerings.

She walks over to Missy Wissy and offers them to her, telling her happily, "Here. Eating this will make you an official Christian and show that you have accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:19:41

Beeatrix adds in her own comments, "I am pleasantly surprised you decided to join us, given your relation with the Poetnix. If you don't mind me asking... What made you interested?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:19:55

"To be honest, I kind of want to get out of this Poetnix business."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:20:01

"I know the Poetnix is a bad guy, but I realized that maybe..."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:20:13

"Changing who he is by rewriting his book was rude, I guess?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:20:29

"When it happened, it felt like I needed to do it. But ever since everyone left me on the planet after that event, it's like a sudden switch went on in my brain. I didn't want to be in control of the Poetnix."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:20:44

"It wasn't the way you envisioned you would be fixing a Limbo God. This wasn't a redemption of him. It was just a chaining down of him. With you. Right?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:21:04

"Yeah, it was less redemption, and more control. Fan.... Fanfiction."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:21:20

"I know it sounds stupid that I did all of that only to regret it, but I don't want to be the champion anymore. I think the Poetnix has learned his lesson, so I'm going to go to him and give him back his book."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:21:45

Beeatrix seems to be taking this seriously, but her general nature still had her rather bubbly in regard to such a situation of Limbo Gods and the like.

Beeatrix tells Missy Wissy, "I... Can not say I know the answer to such issues like this. I can understand your pain, however. You should bee free to make your own choices! But, do you know what will happen if you simply give back the Poetnix their book?"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:21:51

"Genuine question there. I don't know what would happen if you do that!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:22:06

Missy Wissy pauses to think, genuinely unsure. "All I know is that I had this dream that all of my writing skills were ripped away from me. My writing destroyed and my characters stolen. It was the worst dream of my life and it still haunts me."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:22:14

"And I know that I'm doing that to the Poetnix. I can't inflict that on someone. My dream was for only one night, but the Poetnix lives that everyday."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:22:22

"Christianity is all about forgiveness, right? So, I want to forgive and move on. I feel like it's been a mistake from the very start."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:22:57

Beeatrix comes to a choice in a second, but does think on the potential backlash and dangers of unleashing a Limbo God from whatever writing rut they have been in... But feels Missy Wissy shouldn't be a beast of burden, nor should the Poetnix be stunted to the point they could never be able to grow or be 'redeemed'.

Beeatrix tells Missy Wissy with a nod, "Then I feel we have a plan in order, and a quest to embark upon."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:23:12

Beeatrix perks up and points to the offering of Jesus's flesh and asks Missy Wissy, "Oh! But what about your induction into Christianity!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:23:21

"Oh, yeah, I'll eat up before we go!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:23:29

"If anything goes wrong, I at least don't want the Limbo god who killed me to take my soul."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:23:41

"No worries, Missy! Jesus will fight for your soul!"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:23:49

Maggy doesn't mention that Jesus is frail and weak.

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:24:11

Beeatrix looks over towards Maggy and asks happily, "Magdalene! Do you wish to come along on a exciting adventure to free a fellow sister from a Limbo God's clutches?"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:24:22

"Hell naw."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:24:40

"Judas told me what he read about in the Book of the Limbo. I'm not about to be turned into a piece of paper."

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:24:52

"But don't worry little Christs! I will be there for you!"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:24:57

".............In prayer."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:30:35

Beeatrix seemed satisfied with this outcome. It was rather predictable to her.

She tells Maggy, "Yes. You are correct. What would Jesus do if you were turned to paper?"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:30:41

Beeatrix tells Maggy, "Your prayers will be of great aid."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:31:04

Beeatrix puts her hands together and turns to Missy Wissy, "You will have my more direct protection however, Missy Wissy. For I am Beeatrix Majidaunt. Priest of the Crossed Hexagon, Slayer of the Storm Dragon of Prison Planet, and Leader of the Magi of the Jocose Hexagon."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:31:11

Beeatrix further tells Missy Wissy, "And your fellow holy sister and friend!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:31:28

Missy Wissy finishes consuming the blood and body of Christ. She doesn't seem too off put by the taste. She's eaten far worse on her home planet during the lean years. "Thanks, Beeatrix. You're the best fandom sister I could have hoped for."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 14:31:35

"With the power of Jesus, we can take on anything! Come on!"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 14:31:45

Beeatrix buzzes over with Missy Wissy and skips along with her on their Quest to free her!

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:32:14

"................................................................"

Maggy

2024-12-19 14:32:20

"Christ in Heaven, I legit need you to not get these two people fucked up."

2024-12-19 14:32:33

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Elsewhere...

Sleeper

2024-12-19 14:56:19

Missy Wissy approached the stage of the Poetnix. A mafleece was heading the opposite way from them. He stops in his tracks to heckle the two. "Well, well, well, ain't that two pretty lasses. You ladies need any help?"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 14:56:28

"Dangerous to be out here alone, you know?"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:15:00

Beeatrix is undaunted by heckling and speaks up to the Malfleece to tell them, "We are aware! We are on a mission to speak with the Poetnix. Did you have any business with them yourself?"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:15:11

"Poetnix? What a shame. You're religious gals, aren't you?"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:15:33

"Consider ditchin' the fake god shit, ladies, and get to know a real god!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:15:45

("Ugh... it's one of those types of people. Let's just ignore him.")

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:16:08

Beeatrix looks to Missy Wissy and nods in agreement. She looks back over to the Mafleece and tells them, "I'll take your advice into consideration, but at the moment we have business to attend to. We are on a quest."

Beeatrix attempts to continue up ahead.

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:16:20

"Hmmp. Whatever. Missin' out on speakin' to the biggest property manager on this planet."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:16:37

Missy Wissy and Beeatrix ignore the mafleece as they reach the stage. The Poetnix does not acknowledge them. He seems dazed, as while his beak moves slightly, he says nothing.

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:16:48

"Uh, Mr. Poetnix, sir? Are you ok?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:17:00

The Poetnix snaps out from his trance and takes a step back. "Missy Wissy."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:17:15

"Uh, yeah, it's me. Missy Wissy, champion of you or some shit. I, uh-" Missy Wissy has a hard time finding the words. She opts to pull out the Book of the Raven. "I just wanted to-"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:17:24

"Y-You're going to edit me more? Y-You vile thing!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:17:35

"N-No! No! I'm, uh, giving it back to you. I'm sorry for what I did."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:17:43

"I don't want to control you anymore. Honestly, I feel like I was in the heat of the moment when I did everything in the first place. So, I want to remove my edits and give your book back."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:17:54

Beeatrix stands there and gives a happy nod.

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:18:02

"You're tricking me, I'm sure."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:20:36

"No way! I, uh, found God and I want to offer forgiveness and stuff!"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:20:46

"...................................You found god?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:21:01

"Yeah, I joined a new fandom and want to start fresh!"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:21:10

"..................................................."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:21:20

"You wrote within the book that I shall not be allowed to kill or leave this planet. You will remove those?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:21:28

"Yeah, I feel like you learned your lesson, with everything that's happened."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:21:38

"I have learned so much these past few weeks, Missy Wissy. I have learned so much about mortals and their relation to the gods and universe."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:21:46

"I feel as if I am being tricked, though. I will allow you to free me from the binds you put me in at your own will. I will not beg. But I will thank you, should you do it."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:22:01

"Without contact with the rest of the universe, I have been unable to write my lovely poems. My stories are stunted and trail far too long on the description of people's clothes."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:22:08

"I want to be free more than anything else."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:22:40

Beeatrix does not have much to add to this, as she feels it is the right thing to do, even if the dangers were great. She knew that if anything bad happened, she'd have God's protection and the powers in herself to fight back against all evils.

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:23:02

And even at the end of the day, should she perish. All debts will come due. Even for the Gods themselves... After liberal forgiveness and cheek turning is attempted, that is.

She does tell the Poetnix, "What do you plan on doing once you're free? Maybe get some Honeycomb Cake?"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:23:15

"Wait, wait! Angel Cake. Deliciously fluffy stuff. Better then the clown's funnel cakes, but, uh. Don't tell them I said that."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:23:27

"Angel's cake?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:23:37

"That does sound good."

2024-12-19 15:23:55

[The Plagues (Instrumental) - Hans Zimmer]

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:25:00

"We can get some together!" Missy Wissy cheerily states as she erases what she wrote before.

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:25:14

She removes the Poetnix's inability to leave this planet.
She crosses out the torture he feels as he writes.
And she scribbles out all other restrictions.
The Poetnix is freed.

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:25:20

Missy Wissy holds out the book. "So, how about some cake?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:25:32

"You want to know what I learned about mortals this month, Missy Wissy?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:25:47

The Poetnix pins Missy Wissy to the ground with his talons, as he takes back his book.

"I HAVE LEARNED THAT MORTALS ARE GREEDY, IRRESPONSIBLE CREATURES!"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:26:02

Beeatrix chimes in, "I was going to pay for the cake..."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:26:16

"You have taken my WINGS and my FLAMES away from me, and you think I will FORGIVE YOU because you ASKED?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:26:24

"But, there is one great thing that I have learned! I have learned what I truly am."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:26:31

"A god of CHEAP DRAMA!!!!!"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:26:39

"I've never been happier since learning this."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:26:46

"And I have your friend to thank for this."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:27:10

Beeatrix cries out and bows down a bit in a overdramatic fashion to pound her fist on the ground with the realization, "Noooo! He's right! I said that one time! Noooo!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:27:19

"I-I said so-sorry."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:27:33

"Without my writing, the universe has been so..... boring. Wars have been stalled. Peace has been at a standstill. Things have been festering."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:27:44

"Before I kill you. I will show you what I have in PLAN FOR THE UNIVERSE. LET THE WARS REIGNITE. THERE WILL ONLY BE PEACE AFTER YEARS OF BLOOD!"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:28:05

Beeatrix stands back up and says, "Noooo! Don't kill her! She's freed you! You don't have to do any of that, you don't even have to forgive her. You can just fly away and write your stories without anyone the wiser."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:28:22

The Poetnix breathes out a flame within it, the future is seen.

2024-12-19 15:28:41

The Q-classes are arming themselves for wars against an anomalous species, when bombs go off. It changes to a scene in the Federation. Species take sides as they attempt to figure out who is the traitor among them. Across the universe Zektrons rip apart Federation owned planets, while major players are too busy fighting among themselves.

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:28:51

"I........ I fucked up the universe......"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:29:01

"DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF FUCKING CREDIT FOR MY WRITING!!!!"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:29:08

"THIS IS WHAT I! GOD OF WAR AND PEACE, WAS MEANT TO DO! YOU PREVENTED THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS. I'M JUST GOING TO BE PLAYING CATCH UP FOR A FEW YEARS!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:29:26

"G-God, I know I'm new, but please.... please, help me....."

2024-12-19 15:29:35

An 11 is summoned from God.

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:29:50

A single stone pelts itself against the back of the Poetnix's head. "Huh......."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:30:13

Beeatrix attempts to buzz over and lift up the Talon of the Poetnix whilst they are distracted by that stone!

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:30:21

"Who is interrupting my grand speech?"

Judas

2024-12-19 15:35:48

"Oh....."

Judas

2024-12-19 15:35:56

"Sorry to interrupt, but would you happen to know where my rock has gone?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:36:05

"Oh, I think I can help you find that rock of yours, you imbecile!" The Poetnix leaves Missy Wissy, and instead chases after Judas!

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:36:20

"Erk..... Wa-was that the power of Jesus....."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:36:33

Beeatrix attempts to help Missy Wissy up and nudge her onwards, "I don't know, but we have to escape quickly!"

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:36:41

"You heard him. He wants to kill you! Even after you freed him. He certainly isn't as forgiving as Jesus..."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:36:53

"....I'm sorry.... I knew....... I......."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:37:04

"I just wanted to be freed from what happened before. I know this sounds stupid, but you gotta believe me. I w-would never enslave a person like that. Not even a god."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:37:16

"I know."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:37:28

"Let's just get out of here...."

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:37:49

"You tried! You did what you thought was right!" Beeatrix continues to try and run along with Missy Wissy, buzzing along.

St.Abeegail

2024-12-19 15:38:06

"You did the right thing. They are freed now and whatever they do. It is their choice to make. I just hope they can one day forgive and be forgiven."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:38:30

While the other two escape, Judas is left being chased by the Poetnix...... but he has an unlikely ally. A mafleece jumps between him and Judas and starts screaming at the god.

"OH, OH! I SEE HOW IT IS, ASSHOLE!"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:38:45

"Oh, nooooo, I don't want to be freed, I deserve to be locked up by a stupid ass piece of paper. I'm fiiiiiiine being here."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:38:55

"What, you too good to accept a little help from an old friend? Hmmmm?"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:39:02

"I didn't want to be indebted to you!"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:39:17

"Well, now you're fuckin' with my real estate, this isn't going to pass!"

2024-12-19 15:39:26

IT'S A CLASH!

2024-12-19 15:43:20

Poetnix rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

2024-12-19 15:43:30

Sleeper rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:43:47

The mafleece bellows out smoke as the Poetnix charges. The instant the smoke touches the lungs of the Poetnix, he falls to the ground, paralyzed but awake.

Collector

2024-12-19 15:44:01

"Yay, boss man!"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:44:18

The mafleece walks over to the Poetnix and puts a single hoof on his beak. "You get back your powers and the first shit you do is cause a ruckus....."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:44:27

"ESPECIALLY AFTER I EXPLAINED, I HAVE REAL ESTATE ON THIS DAMN LAND!"

Judas

2024-12-19 15:44:42

"I know you are busy berating a giant avian at this moment, but I want to thank you for helping me save my fellow Christians."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:44:53

"Eh, no problem. Fella's with horns have to look after each other, yeah?"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:45:01

"Call me if you ever wanna ditch your little cult."

Judas

2024-12-19 15:45:12

"Well, I have-"

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:45:25

"'Cause you're pretty cute, you know?"

Judas

2024-12-19 15:45:37

"...........Nevermind. I am far too busy being married to the Lord to join you."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:45:48

"Typical cultists. Always married to their religion! Baaah!"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:45:59

Missy Wissy approches the Poetnix, against her better judgement. "Why? Why do you have to cause wars?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:46:12

"I was hoping you'd realize that what you're doing is wrong."

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:46:36

The Poetnix spits out a puff of smoke in anger. "Missy Wissy. I've seen your stories. You write about wars in space. About romances broken, and people dying. Who are you to judge me for my writing?"

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:46:48

"But, my stories are fiction."

Sleeper

2024-12-19 15:47:00

"Hahahahaaha!!!!!"

Poetnix

2024-12-19 15:47:12

"Oh, Missy Wissy. My stories are fiction too."

Missy Wissy

2024-12-19 15:47:24

"But they really happen!"