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MEAT BATHROOM▼
MEAT BATHROOM
[A Good Day for Icecream - Wuppo]
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:24:01
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:14:33
"And then, like!! There was a bathroom, just full of meat! Vodka said she made it all herself! Plus, like, it was smart too, and you could ask it questions or something!"
Birdie
2024-12-19 13:24:23
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:31:05
Birdie is listening, but questioning what kinda friend he made with such vivid imaginations, but follows after anyways.

"That's, uh,, nice, Beakles."
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:24:31
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:14:54
"It was really fun! I hope we can play again, because she's really cool!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:24:43
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:31:23
As Beakles keeps rambling on, he pauses before pointing in the distance.

"I think that's her ship! I hope they're not leaving too soon!"
Collector
"Look, Barley, I know we've had our differences in the past, but Skipper's been missing for a whole day."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:25:00
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:31:49
"I'm worried he fell for, I don't know.... a chicken nugget under a net. You gotta help me find him."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:25:15
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:32:05
"So, now you need my help, huh?"
Collector
"Look, a giant tower mass of wires like you should be able to find Skipper in no time! Come on, buddy, pal. I've been there for you through thick and thin!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Hmmmmmmm."
Barley Bonekeeper
"What can you offer me for it?"
Vodka
2024-12-19 13:26:15
Vodka Profile
Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:33:02
"Hey! There's Beakles. Hi, Beakles! You still owe Vodka your guts!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:26:28
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:15:53
"Hi, Vodka!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:26:38
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:16:07
("Can.. I give you my guts when my sister isn't watching? I don't think she'd be happy.")
Birdie
2024-12-19 13:26:56
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:16:22
"Your guts? You have a, uh, big imagination, from everything Beakles has told me about you. It's nice to finally meet you."
Vodka
"This is not an imagination! Beakles has promised Vodka his guts, and one day Vodka will have them."
Vodka
"They will be added to the meat bathroom. ;)"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:27:28
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:16:43
"Ignore Vodka, she's not going to take your son, or whatever's, guts."
Collector
"You are a two story tall anomaly. Do you really think anyone is going to believe you?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"I'm being honest."
Birdie
2024-12-19 13:28:27
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:17:24
She is just... Who is hanging around her brother? But, it's okay. It's okay, no gut stealing, or whatever game this is. Plus, he's happy, so that's something.

"Well, thanks for the reassurance. I'd prefer he wasn't gutless."
Beakles
"I think it would be really cool. The bathroom meat is nice."
Vodka
"Vodka is glad you found your mom."
Vodka
"Vodka's mum had to abandon her because of dad (adopted.)"
Beakles
"I'm sorry your mom left you..."
Barley Bonekeeper
"But, Vodka has Barley to take care of her!"
Vodka
"..................................................."
Vodka
"I guess."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:29:29
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:34:48
FINE, OK...... WHATEVER.
Collector
2024-12-19 13:30:16
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:35:05
"Uh.... so, anyway, awkward, but I'm going to just sort of...."
Collector
"Go find Skipper now."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:30:36
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:35:19
"SKIPPER, WHERE ARE YOU? WE PAY LESS TAXES IF ONE OF US IS CONSIDERED A DEPENDENT."
Collector
"AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF TAXES."
2024-12-19 13:31:08
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:31:52

"Taxes?!?..."

It's coming from up. Skipper peeks out the window of a skyscraper, waving.

Pondskipper
"Hey! H-Hey, I don't wanna pay anything I don't need to!!"
Pondskipper
"This, uh, skyscraper spawned without a staircase! I'm scared to climb down."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:32:24
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:35:46
"If it doesn't have a staircase, I don't think you could climb down if you wanted to!"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:32:31
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:35:57
"Uuuuh..... I mean........"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:32:38
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:36:05
"You could...... jump?"
Pondskipper
"............!"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:35:36
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:36:14
"It is your talent, after all!"
Pondskipper
"Aaw, sure!! I knew you'd catch me, CC!"
Pondskipper
"Hold on! Lemme just-!"

He positions himself out the window, giving the Collector a thumbs-up.
Collector
2024-12-19 13:36:27
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:38:13
"WAIT, NO, I'M NOT GOOD AT CATCHING-"
Pondskipper
2024-12-19 13:37:24
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:37:35
[Jump man.]
Collector
"MY SHELL IS FRAGILE, SKIPPER!!!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:37:44
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:38:31
"You can do it!! You got this, both of you!"
Birdie
"I'm cheering too!"
Birdie
"But please don't get hurt!"
Karla
2024-12-19 13:38:23
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:39:43
As the festivities had been dying down, Karla had been wandering about the spontaneous city, when suddenly...

"Is he going to jump out that window... Hey, do a flip!"
Pondskipper rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.

SKIPPER TRIPS ON THE WINDOW'S EDGE.

HE'S DOING LIKE 3 FLIPS AND NONE OF THEM ARE INTENTIONAL.

Pondskipper
"GH-"
Collector
"This is how I die!"
Collector rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

COLLECTOR CATCHES SKIPPER IN A STYLISH MANNER.

Beakles
"THAT WAS SO COOL!! YOU DID SO MANY FLIPS!"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:42:23
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:43:43
There's an audible snap from Collector's arms. "I'm....... happy you're not dead..... I can't say the same for my arms."
Pondskipper
"............................"
Pondskipper
"Aaaww, yaay! Collector, I missed you!!!"
Pondskipper
2024-12-19 13:42:58
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:19:04
He leans in and wraps his arms around The Collector. Another audible crunch.

"I-I was really worried about taxes, for a while there. I can't do those on my own. Like, really can't do those on my own."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:43:09
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:45:33
"I-I missed you too, Skipper, but please get down before my body breaks!"
Collector
"I guess on one hand, we now know which one of us gets labelled the dependent...."
Pondskipper
"Pssh, don't say that about yourself, CC!" Skipper slides out of his arms.
Pondskipper
"...Who're your friends?"
Collector
"You know that person we made fun of for awhile? Barley?"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:43:55
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:46:03
"Well, this is him now."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:44:06
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:46:14
"You know.... You could have just asked me to grab Skipper out of the building for you."
Collector
"........................................................"
Pondskipper
"Buh-Barley!? He cranes his neck up.
Pondskipper
2024-12-19 13:44:35
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:46:31
"...I, uh, thought you were an installation piece for a second. Like, a really loud one. You good?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"An old woman ripped my pelt off and the voice of my gacha machine father tried to control me to turn me into him."
Barley Bonekeeper
"But I was able to prevent myself from becoming a Zookeeper."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Unlike some people I know."
Pondskipper
"Sounds like a you-problem."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:45:30
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:46:59
"Wow, Barley, you're so cool for, uh..."
Collector
"Being a starving artist who can't draw."
Pondskipper
"Like, peltless...? Damn..."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I'm two stories tall and you're still going to mock me?"
Collector
"Yep! Peltless boy!"
Pondskipper
"Peltless! Peltless!"
Pondskipper
"My pelt is shiny and green and has flooowers on iiiit."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:46:33
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:47:35
"Hold strong, Barley....."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:46:44
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:52:07
"They're a vector of your father, they can't hurt you."
Vodka
"I think you should get a pelt as cute as Skippers!"
Vodka
"Or me, I have a cute pelt! ;)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"..............Does everyone have a pelt except for me?"
Collector
"Basically!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 13:55:19
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:52:56
"I think so... we have pelts, right?"
Birdie
2024-12-19 13:55:29
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:53:03
"We are furred, yes, Beakles."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:55:41
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:53:13
"I... I don't need a pelt."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I feel bad about losing the pelt of that famous artist. I really felt a connection to his vibes. I feel like if we met, we'd really get each other."
Pondskipper
2024-12-19 13:56:08
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 18:20:45
"Hah! Y-yeah, uh... keep telling yourself that. Sure, you would."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:56:00
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:53:40
"I..... think they'd hate you, but go on."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:56:25
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:53:51
"One day, I'll meet that famous artist.... Once my blockmons are ready."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 13:56:31
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:54:24
"I don't need approval from you, if I get approval from them!"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:57:02
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:54:37
("Do we tell him that, like..... Bones is his kind of, not really, parent?")
Pondskipper
("He's not ready. I think it would break his huge, metal heart.")
Pondskipper
("Just... let him hate his dad for now. Get it out of his system. I think being related to an actual artist would put ideas in his head...")
Collector
2024-12-19 13:57:46
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:55:14
("He might actually try to draw.... Have you... have you seen what machine drawings look like, Skipper?")
Collector
("He's going to use flesh to draw a bathroom or something!")
Collector
"..............."
Collector
2024-12-19 13:58:10
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:55:39
"Oooooooooh. Ooooooooh. That explains the flesh bathroom......."
Vodka
"What about the flesh bathroom? ;)"
Pondskipper
".....It's super cute?"
Beakles
"Flesh bathroom is really smart, it can do math!"
Pondskipper
"Oh, it can do math too. That's, uh. Super duper special!"
Pondskipper
"But... also kinda cool..."
Vodka
2024-12-19 13:59:14
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:56:12
"I am glad you all agree. Vodka's friend, the flesh bathroom, is amazing!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 13:59:22
Vodka Profile
Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:56:25
"Vodka hopes to make it bigger and bigger..... but only with things that are already dead. No more killing for Vodka! ;)"
Collector
2024-12-19 13:59:31
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:56:36
("Skipper, let's get the heck out of here!")
Pondskipper
2024-12-19 13:59:38
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:56:45
("Wuh- Wait for me!!-")
Birdie
2024-12-19 13:59:51
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-15 16:57:09
The bathroom meat is sounding less and less like a joke, and now it's getting a bit concerning. How he even found these people is beyond her...
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