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Extended Soundtrack [Frankenstein Goes to Jamaica] Death Road to Canada [[30min]]

A ragtag group banded together. They signed up for a "team scavenger hunt to find some gwechs.....

Sadly the team was having a bit of personal issues. They didn't know each other well, and they often argued about what direction to go. Especially on this current choice.

They had a few paths, and to be frank, they had wandered so far away from the gwech scavenging zone that none of these paths were going to be the correct answer.

There was a robot offering hints and snacks.

There was a book gate heading to Longfur's house.

A book gate heading to the library.

A path to the artist alley.

And finally they could always go backwards to the starting position of the scavenging event.

Sidney
"Kinda small to be your mom, isn't she? Wait did someone say SNACKS? NICE!!"
G-Class
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<ALRIGHT.> The notail pings, having completely forgotten who he's talking to, and throws his hands up in the air. <SO WE'RE LOST. WE CAN STILL UNFUCK THIS. 'w'>
P-94
"...Man. I signed up to go gwech hunting..."
P-94
"...But this is waaay more interesting!! óD"
Motoro
A large sorta black alligator, not to be confused with other larger alligators, leans against a tree and mutters to himself.
"Go wherever ya want. I'm just here to walk mah adopted son."
Son
"bawk."
G-Class
"Wait, wait, hngh, talking. Right. Snacks sound good. 'w'"
Abyssal
Abyssal looks about, wondering why they aren't in the place with all the gwech smells, though she still trusts their leader.
Sidney
"Hey, not my fault! If you guys kept listening to me we would've found those gweches by now. I'm a FAUNA GALAXY expert."
P-94
"Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! óD"
Abyssal
"Pow pow pow!"
Motoro
"Yep. Yer the expert. That's why we're completely surrounded by gwetches. In the ground... in the trees, just everywhere."
Sidney
"SNACKS IT IS. And uhh, maybe these guys are offering gwech-capturing hints?"
Sidney
"We're close I can feel it!"
G-Class
"Maybe it's gwech as a snack. 'w'"
Sidney
"Poor guy..."
Abyssal
Abyssal gently holds onto Arson's claw and leads him along with everyone.

The crew approaches the robot and his stall. They were yelling so loudly that the AI had already prepared plates grilled sandwiches for them.

Cheater
"Could hear you folks from a mile away. Having any trouble, dudes?"
Sidney
"WE'RE OUT OF SNACKS. HELP!"
Cheater
"Don't worry, these sandwiches will solve all of your issues."
Cheater
"At least the snack related ones."
P-94
P-94 will gladly take a sandwich, and by that they mean 2 sandwiches. "We're hunting gweches! Sort of! A little bit? óD"
Abyssal
Abyssal walks up to the AI and sadly pulls out a glow stick, offering it to them. She....broke it...it doesn't glow anymore...
Motoro
"Sweet! Finally somethin not deep fried to a crisp."
Motoro takes the sandwich and feeds it to his son.
Sidney
"FUCK YEAH! TAKES THE SANDWICH AND EATS IT. AND ANOTHER FOR CHAINSAW!"
G-Class
G-12407 takes one, turns away, and crams in the sandwich before his fish notices.
G-Class
"My ribs won't be touching my spine today. 'w'"
2024-12-18 11:28:47
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One for the fish, as well.

Cheater
Cheater carefully takes the glowstick from Abyssal and gives her a new one. "Don't worry little lady, they normally run out of power like this. Make sure to only use them at night, that way you can see it better."
Abyssal
Abyssal gently takes the glowstick, seeming to calm down as Cheater doesn't sound angry. She knows some of those words....she nods in return and puts the new glowstick in her scarf.
Cheater
"So you folks are seeking out gwechs? Do you need help with finding them?"
Cheater
"Cause I might know a thing or two about your location options."
Cheater
"Just point me in a direction and I can tell you a thing or two about it."
Sidney
"Hot tips, huh. What about the artist area? I have a good feeling about that one..."
Abyssal
Abyssal slowly hops over to one of the grilled cheese sandwiches, picking it up, and bringing it over to her platzel Arson. She holds it up to him, looking proud to have found food for her son.
G-Class
The notail points left. "Weast. West. That way? 'w'" He takes another sandwich with the other hand.
Cheater
"The artist alley is filled with a lot of artists selling their works. I did see a special gwech yesterday being sold by a niche religious group."
2024-12-18 11:34:13
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Cheater
"They're handing out free books or something. I wasn't paying attention."
Cheater
"I'll let you ask me about 1 more location."
P-94
"Who doesn't love free stuff? (Thanks for the sandwiches, by the way.) óD"
Arson
"Thanks for sandwiches." Arson repeats as they sit down with Abyssal.
Cheater
"You're welcome."
Son
Contented tubuchick noises
Sidney
Sid points at Long Fur's house.
"What's this Long Fur guy up to. Seems like a real DICK, how could you hate animals??"
Cheater
"Call it a "hunch" but I'm sure she's laying sprawled out on her couch sun bathing. I also think she might have some rather rare pets in her house."
Cheater
"But that's just a theory."
Cheater
"I gotta make more sandwiches folks. Hope you got the info you needed."
Abyssal
"Poow poaw." Abyssal waves a claw to Cheater.
Motoro
2024-12-18 11:53:05
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"Thanks fer the grub 'n junk!"
Sidney
"Thanks for the tips, dig the crazy hair by the way."
G-Class
"Good sandwiches. 'w'"
Cheater
"Thanks man. My momma did it for me."
Sidney
"I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING THE RIGHT WAY. LOOK AT THOSE AWESOME GWECHES."
G-Class
(... couches can be outside too? 'w')
P-94
"We did it, guys!! óD" (...They've not even seen a gwech, let alone caught one. They have not done it! Yet!)
Sidney
"WE'RE NOT DONE YET. WE HAVE TO BEAT IT UP OR SOMETHING. THAT'S HOW IT USUALLY WORKS, RIGHT?"
P-94
"We did it!! óD"
Motoro
2024-12-18 11:55:56
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"Yeah? Or just thievin'."
Abyssal
Abyssal lightly nips at Arson's fur, trying to groom them as everything is going on.
G-Class
"WE NEED TO KICK ASS!?! 'w'"
Sidney
Sid thinks hard about which way to go...
P-94
"Kick!! Ass!! Kick!! Ass!! óD"
G-Class
"OKAY! LEADERGUY, WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF KICK ASS. 'w'"
Sidney
"YEAH! KICK. ASS!! LET'S PAY THAT LONG FUR GUY A VISIT."
P-94
"Yessss!! óD"
Abyssal
Abyssal perks up. That sounds really familiar.
Motoro
"Alright! Lead the way fearless leader!"
G-Class
"GO TIME! 'w'"
2024-12-18 13:23:49
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"Bwah."

Sidney
Sidney stomps off in the direction of Long Fur's house.
"Right this way! Cmon Chainsaw we got asses to kick!"
Son
War...
Son
"Bok."
Abyssal
Abyssal slowly leans against Arson, and hops along after her friends, this sounds dangerous.
2024-12-18 13:26:02
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Chainsaw skitters close behind.
"...waow."


P-94
P-94 follows excitedly!!
G-Class
G-12407 follows, rather generically.
2024-12-18 13:26:54
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The team march up to the home of Longfur with no worry in their hearts. They were going to defeat her, once and for all!

When they get to her house they discover that what the AI said was correct. She laid belly up on her couch, napping away, completely unaware of the group plotting her demise.

But first they needed to figure out a way in.

G-Class
"... planning. 'w'"
Abyssal
Abyssal fidgets around a bit, before seeming to try and calm down.

There are smart people here, they know more than her, they'll be fine! She thinks to herself, before returning to her cheery self.
Sidney
"Awesome, we can mess with her stuff while she's asleep!"
Abyssal
"Pow pow!"
Sidney
"Haha, so true little dude!"
G-Class
"Quiet down. Let lying dogs sleep. 'w'"
Son
"Coo." Softly.
Abyssal
Abyssal covers her snoot with her claws.
Sidney
"Maybe we should try a less explody method of entry though..."
Sidney and Chainsaw check to see if there are any unlocked doors or windows, maybe around back...
P-94
"Yes!! We should be sneaky about it, we need her to stay asleep so we have an advantage! óD"
G-Class
"What or who else is inside, too? 'w'" Listening carefully and peeking through windows, respectfully...
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-18 13:33:36
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The front door is unlocked.

Longfur doesn't expect anyone to hurt her.

Why would anyone want to do that.

Sidney
"Wow that dude with the crazy hair was right on the money. Too easy."
Abyssal
Abyssal hops up beside her new friend, and points at the rug. "Pow pow!" before rubbing her claws off on it.
Abyssal rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

Longfur is sleeping.......

Sidney
Sidney puts his hand on Abby's snoot, and whispers
"Yo chill out little girl, we gotta keep quiet in here! What's up with the rug?"
Sidney
Sidney lifts the rug to check underneath.
P-94
P-94!! Is!! In your house!! And they are also looking at the rug.
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

It's just a rug.

P-94 rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-18 13:37:37
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The rug barks.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
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Longfur is sleeping.

Grams
Grams wanders into the living room, clearly half asleep, with an eyemask still on her face. I think she's getting a glass of water.
"...ᵈᵉᵃʳ..."
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2024-12-18 13:39:38
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P-94 jumps! "...oh my god, it's just like that one movie! What's it called? ...101 blorts? óD"
G-Class
"Oh. Here, shut up you. 'w'" He hands his sandwich over to the dog-rug thing in an attempt to bribe it...
Grams
Grams looks over at the group, before promptly continuing what she was already doing.
"...Dear? Is that you? Did you forget something again?"
Sidney
"Uhh, just taking the rug for a walk honey..."
Sidney says as he drags the rug into the back, following Abby.
P-94
P-94!! Is!! Shutting up!! They stop talking.
Motoro
Motoro cringes.
G-Class
G-12407 feeds the rugmutt to make it stop barking and shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up-
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

The rug goes silent.

Grams
"Oh, yeah, we did discuss if they'd bark less if we tired them out a little,"
She slightly yawns
"...didn't we, Dear?"
Sidney
"Yeah, gets the dust out of em too. You know how it is, they hate bein dusty."
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
Longfur
"I woul..dmmmm..." Longfur is still sleeping.
Grams
"...Ain't that right."
She's found the cups by blindly reaching around. She begins serving herself a glass of water.
Abyssal
Abyssal starts pushing everyone. Back back go to the back, anywhere else. We're heading along.
Sidney
("Whew... that was a close one.")
Motoro
Motoro follows along. He can't believe this is working.
Sidney
He checks the back rooms with Abby, hoping to find something interesting.
P-94
P-94 follows everyone, curiously!
Abyssal rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

Everyone is ushered into the backroom where many animals are waiting to be prepared for transformation.

Three gweches and a blort are in the room. As well as strange wandettle that isn't in its cage.

2024-12-18 15:48:49
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"Chitter chitter =)"

Sidney
"What's with the tiny cages, this ain't cool man."
G-Class
He pokes the big man lizard man, then to the gwech, then raises a finger. Shhh...
Abyssal
Abyssal looks at the blort, then at the scar on her claw, softly rubbing it with a claw.
Z-19939
The blort rattles in its cage. Swishing its tail back and forth as it views the crew. It is silent, for now.
P-94
P-94 paces around! They're looking at all the cool creatures! Wow!
Sidney
"Whoa jackpot, look at all these gweches! There's the one Crazyhair was talking about!"
Motoro
Shhhhhh! Motoro puts a finger to his snout.
Abyssal
Abyssal tugs on the drakon's shirt. Softly muttering "Pow pow" as she points at the blort.
G-Class
"shut up shut up shut up 'w'" He doesn't want to die at the hands of an old lady in the middle of nowhere.
Arson
"Noisy. Angry."
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-18 15:53:32
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DESPITE EVERYONE MAKING MORE NOISE TELLING EACH OTHER TO SHUT UP. BOTH GRANNY AND LONGFUR DON'T REALIZE ANYTHING IS WRONG.


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The wandettle approaches the notails of the group. "=)"

The notails feel a fuzziness in their minds. They suddenly feel like they should listen to the wandettle. Approve of the wandettle.

The wandettle is their leader.

Sidney
Sidney starts letting the gweches out of their small cages. For shame.
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

The first gwech is freed!

Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

The second gwech whines. The lock is too hard to pick.

Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

The 3rd gwech is freed!

2024-12-18 15:57:50
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"Chitter. =)"

The wandettle commands the notails to try and open Zipper's cage.

G-Class
<OKAY. 'w'> He pings. He motions to the other notail to follow and moves to open the cage...
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The blort's cage is opened!

Abyssal
Abyssal freezes.
Z-19939
"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2024-12-18 16:00:12
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The wandettle commands the notails to grab Zipper and run!

P-94
P-94!! Picks him up like a football!!
G-Class
<AAAAAAAAAAAA-> HE SMASHES HIS FIST ON THE BLORT'S STUPID SCREAMING FACE, PICKS IT UP, AND RUNS FOR IT!!!
P-94 rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

BLORT OBTAINED!


G-Class rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

THE NOTAIL DUO JUMP OUT A WINDOW WITH THE BLORT. THEY'RE OUT OF THERE!!!

2024-12-18 16:02:52
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The wandettle wiggles happily. "Chitter!!! =)"

Before jumping out of the window with....a strange grace not normally seen in wandettles.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
Longfur
"Yaaaawn....."
Longfur
"Dear, what's that sound?"
Grams
"...It sounded kind of like the dogs in the other room didn't it? I thought you were taking the rug out for a walk."
Sidney
2024-12-18 16:05:08
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"Ah shit, the jig is up..."
Thinking fast. Sidney grabs the colorful gwech and tries to follow them.
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Sidney's big huge cool body can't fit outside the window! He's too buff!

Longfur
"I don't take the rug for a walk, I just open the door."
Abyssal
Abyssal helps with the colorful gwech out out we're leaving!
Abyssal rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
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Abyssal leads the gwech outside the window and runs away!

Grams
2024-12-18 16:07:50
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"Actually, you're right, Dear, we've never taken the furniture out why would we start now?"
Arson
"Arson." Arson just....hops out the window and follows their mom. They are confused by the big creatures getting stuck in windows.
Motoro
Motoro skedaddles.
Motoro rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
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Motoro is also too big to escape! Sidney, the dragon gwech, and Motoro are stuck in the back room!

Grams
Grams finally takes off her eyemask.
"Something's up, dear. The rug's not there."
Son
Fear.
Monster Hunter World - Bazelgeuse Theme
Longfur
"Sounds more like we have-"
Longfur
"intruders!"
Sidney
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
He grabs the rug he dragged in and tries to hide himself and Chainsaw behind it.
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

Sidney is hidden by the rug!

Longfur
Longfur points to Montoro. "You....You're stealing my subjects aren't you!"
Longfur
"Where is my blort?"
Longfur
"Tell me where my blort is, or you'll wish I'd kill you!"
Grams
"I really didn't think anybody would be stupid enough to break into our house!"
Grams
"...Dear, you don't mind if I get a stab at it before the torture, yes?"
Grandma takes out a knife.
Motoro
Motoro smooths back his wig, almost sweating a bit. Time for the act of a lifetime.
"I'm just the delivery guy! Had an order of shrimp for a Ms. Longfur?"

"Anyways. They broke out the window while I was looking for you."
Longfur
"Lies! Show me the shrimp....."
Longfur
"Or else I'll let my wife stab you."
Grams
"It's been a while since I last got to do this."
Longfur
"And then after that....I'll do something even worse."

Motoro holds out the shrimp.

Motoro
"How would you rate our service ma'am?"
Longfur
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Longfur loses her mind at the sight of the shrimp capsule. She grabs it with her teeth, seemingly uncaring towards the social norm for her. She shakes it like a dog in her attempt to get it open.

Grams
Grams sighs. She's not stupid enough to not notice this flaky at best, but if Longfur's fine with trading Zipper for a capsule who's she to stop her? Her happiness is first after all.
Motoro
Yeesh. Some people and their addictions.
Motoro
Motoro is never working in the service industry again.
Longfur rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The capsule is opened. The cekeki has its first breath of fresh air in oh so long.....

And then Longfur bites into it, shaking it around.

Grams
"Just leave before she snaps out of it. Can't believe I'm not gonna get to stab someone today. Oh well."
Sidney
Sidney takes this opportunity to try to sneak out while they're all distracted.
Sidney rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

Sidney gets stuck in the window.

Grams
"...Ok, maybe I will get to stab someone today, who knows?"
Motoro
"I'm not getting tipped am I..."
Grams
"You broke into our house and released all our dogs, I'd sooner sue you, dear."
Sidney
"AUGH. CHAINSAW CAN YA HELP ME OUT HERE?"
Chainsaw rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 20 is rolled.
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Chainsaw slams into his owner, pushing him out the window. Sidney has escaped!

Sidney
"C'MON CHAINSAW LET'S BEAT IT. THESE PEOPLE GOT KNIFES!!!"
The two abscond, blissfully unaware of how lucky they were.
Longfur
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Longfur
"Apologizes I had a moment there."
Grams
"No worries, Dear. It happens."
Longfur
"Shrimp salesman, how much do I owe for this?"
Longfur
"Tell me quick, I have hunting to do."
Grams
"There's a blort we need to get back, y'know?"
Motoro
Motoro sighs.
"The price is 2000 points plus 100 for delivery."
Motoro
"How many points you got? I can't do change."
Grams
Grams checks her purse for cash.
Longfur
Longfur digs in her pockets.
Grams rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

Granny only has knives in her purse....

Longfur rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

Longfur has points!

Longfur
"You want a knife, or points?"
Motoro
"I don't get paid in knives, miss. That's my other job."
Grams
"They're worth a lot more than just a measly 2100 points, dear. You'd be getting a steal."
Longfur
Longfur hands her wallet to her wife.
Longfur
"Give the delivery man his points."
Longfur
"I don't want to....touch such things...." Longfur cannot count.
Grams
Right. Numbers and letters are evil and unreligious somehow.
"She's got enough."
Grams hands over the points.
Motoro
Motoro double checks the points just to be sure. Last time he did this he almost got paid in blockmons.
Motoro
"Enjoy your meal. Be sure to visit us again sometime."
Longfur
"Hmmp. Normally I get shrimp for free. But oh well."
Longfur
"I should go find my blort, but he's a loyal boy. He'll come back."
Grams
"Blorts are like half radar, anyways, I doubt he'd get lost. Speaking of getting lost..."
Grams
"Get lost."
Grams points towards the front door.
Motoro
Motoro leaves.
He's ready to quit. But the dental benefits are too important... Maybe another day.
Longfur
"......................"
Longfur
"..........................................."
Longfur
2024-12-18 17:03:38
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"Dear, do you want to share a meal with me?"
Grams
"Only if I'm cooking, Dear. You like the shrimp raw."
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