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FUR FIGHT
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2024-12-17 11:23:30
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Three kits of Longfur watched the festival play out. All of them were adults now, and thus Longfur wanted them to leave her home. The kits typically stayed outside the home of their mother whenever possible, if they hadn't moved out yet.

There were a few locations they were interested in viewing.


There was an AI giving out hints and warm meals.

Past a book gate there was a lake many writers were visiting today.

There was a play going on in the center stage. The group could hear honking in the distance.


And of course.....they could always go back home......

"What a gorgeous day today! So many places to go, so many to see, well... I don't know about the two of you, but that delightful honking is calling my name."
[Riley is silent.]
Starry Night
2024-12-17 13:06:18
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"It's calling my name too! I think- I can't understand clown!!... unless they're geese. Geese scare me."
"Worry not, Fuschia! If any geese were to appear, we do have our creatures to protect us."
"My creature doesn't like fighting."
Riley
2024-12-17 13:07:03
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"Not sure why we'd go looking for clowns when we've got one leading the party."
"..."
"Let us just... Make our way over to the honking, yes?"
Starry Night
2024-12-17 13:08:51
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"If it's geese though, I'm using you as a shield."
"Why not use Riley? I'm sure xey would be happy to shield you from everything."

The group heads off towards the center stage. There they find a play being preformed by.....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
[ Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators ]
"And for our next trick, we'll need someone from the crowd! Anyone will do! Don't be shy!"
2024-12-17 13:21:24
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The kits, having already come, have no idea what trick is being performed. Each one looks to the other, checking if any of them considered offering to assist.

Tragic is quick to go over and try to raise one of Riley's arms, pointing to xem and yelling towards the stage.

"They would love to do a trick!"
"..."
"HEY- FUCKING- LET GO!!!"
Ms Fizzlewig
2024-12-17 13:22:54
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"Well, come on up!"
"Oh, uh, are you people fighting?"
Riley
2024-12-17 13:23:25
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"They're trying to volunteer me against my will."
Starry Night
2024-12-17 13:23:44
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"Yeah!! They love to fight. All the time!!"
Ms Fizzlewig
2024-12-17 13:24:37
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"Well, that's super duper rude!"
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2024-12-17 13:24:53
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"But you know what that means."
"It must mean they want to offer themselves, honk honk!!!"
"...What."
Riley
2024-12-17 13:26:07
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Oooooh sweet revenge.
Horseface
2024-12-17 13:32:54
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"C'mon, no need to be shy, come on up, honk! ;P"

[One of the clowns hops down, making a squeaky noise, and tries to gently usher Tragic up.]

"There's nothing to be scared of!"
"We're just going to put you in the box!"
Fuchsia gives Tragic a simple thumbs up.

The clown pulls a sheet away from the container she's talking about. Inside is an aggressive looking wandettle with a knife in its mouth.

They're too startled to back away during the moment, finally snapped out of the state once the box is mentioned.
"You're going to wh-"
"Then we will cover the box, and watch what happens!"
"We had a better....scarier wandettle....but some notail stole it....."
Tragic Hero
2024-12-17 13:52:40
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"You're going to put me in there with that? Is this safe?"
"Is it safe!?!?!?!"
"Is it safe!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Horseface
2024-12-17 13:53:15
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"...Is it safe? ;P"
Helpy leans over to Clownface. ("Is it safe?")
"I'm starting to think the answer is 'I don't know'."
Horseface
2024-12-17 13:54:09
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"Of course it is! Probably! Don't worry about it, our clowning around doesn't go over slapstick, you'll be perfectly fine! ;P"
"Hey Tragic, maybe you can finally get the tail you always wanted!"
"But that bug is armed..."
"If my sibling dies during this trick do we get compensated?"
"One moment folks. Let me check out the manual on this trick."

Ms Fizzlewig the Helpy Clown opens a bag and starts pulling out papers.

Ms Fizzlewig rolls a 5 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

IT'S A SINGLE SHEET OF PAPER WITH A SENTENCE ON IT.

"Step 1. Put person in the box.
Step 2. Cover box.
Step 3. Uncover box after 1 minute."
Starry Night
2024-12-17 13:57:44
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"Sounds safe to me."
"There is nothing about a bug with a knife in there. I think you've messed something up along the way."
Riley
2024-12-17 13:58:18
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"I think you're just a chiiiiicken!!!!!"
"If I'm such a chicken, why don't you come up here and do it with me?"
"I mean, I never said I wasn't!"
Horseface
2024-12-17 13:59:18
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[Horseface lowers his voice.]
"C'mon, you think we'd give a random bug a real knife? It's plastic! Probably! Just go with it, alright, kids are watching. Probably."
Starry Night
2024-12-17 14:33:33
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"Ooooo!! Scared of a lil bug with a (probably) fake knife?"

Tragic sighs and looks at the crowd before looking back towards Horseface.

Tragic Hero
2024-12-17 14:34:24
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"You may be right... But if that thing bites me I'm going to sue this place for all it's worth."
"You and what money?"
("Horseface, the knife is real!)" Helpy points out that the wandettle has made a scratch on the inside of the box.
Horseface
2024-12-17 14:35:50
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("How did a wandettle get an actual knife?? It doesn't even have thumbs!")
("I gave it to it!")
("It's part of the trick, right?")
"..."
"Well, anyway, into the box, honk honk!"
[Horseface starts trying to speed things along but suddenly bird.]
"You knooooow, if you folks are having such a hard time deciding who gets in the box, maybe we could help!"
"A little play should work! Worst actor goes in the box!"
"Acting?"
"Hhhhow about we just shove Tragic in the box and get this over with?"
"Worst actor gets sent to the knife box. That sounds fair to me!"
Starry Night
2024-12-17 16:29:46
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"I think it sounds fun!"
"Majority rules, Riley! Me and Fuschia agree it'll be fun, come!"
"Majority also agrees you're an asshole."
"Also true!!"
"Hey, watch your language!"
"Yes! There's children watching."
"This is a fucking family event!"
"No cussing."
"..."
"Language!!"
2024-12-17 16:33:25
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Wires grab all of the kits and drag each one onto the stage. Helpy and the rest of the clowns push the box off stage as the birds call forth a play.

"Ok folks! What do you want from this amazing short play by the kits!"
"I think it would be fun if they talked about the fondest memory of their parents."
"I uh.....I say....Just they should talk about their tails. That uh, what tailed like to talk about."
"I THINK THEY SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER, THEIR PARENTS, AND THEIR LIVES."
"Alright crowd, what do you think?"
2024-12-19 05:30:58
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The crowd overwhelmingly chooses for the kits to talk about eachother badly.

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2024-12-19 05:31:16
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"FUCK YEAH. SHIT TALK EACH OTHER. REMIND THE OTHER OF PAST GRIEVANCES! GET FUCKING PISSED OFF AND SCREAM! REMEMBER THE SHITTY DAYS!"
"Why does it always seem like the crowd wants the bad plays?"
"The crowd loves pain.......or something...."
"Oh? Speaking badly about each other? Well, I'm sure my twin will be able to do that just fine, especially considering its all xey do."
Horseface
2024-12-19 05:32:15
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[Horseface quietly starts recording.]
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2024-12-19 05:33:15
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"Not like you haven't given me ALL THE MATERIAL to work with!!"
Riley points an accusing paw towards Tragic.
"Not like you're much better, Tragic!"
Starry Night
2024-12-19 05:33:47
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"I mean. You used me to get our sibling to help you if I remember right."
"Well well, and here comes the sheltered little sibling to back you up!"
"Oooo! Sheltered. At least I don't suck the fun out of everything."
("Tailed are kind of, monkey foxes. Is this a cat fight, a dog fight, or just shit slinging?")
Horseface
2024-12-19 05:35:59
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("With the energy currently going on right now, we might as well add 'batshit' to the list of potential options. ;P")
"My tail this, my tail that!!! Everything's about your stupid tail!!!!! Tell me. How in the universe was I supposed to take my unborn self out of a TUBE and take your tail!?"
"I've told you countless times, you manipulated the gods into cursing us both! Your greed has left me with this ugly tail when I could have had two."
"I should have two."
"HOW IS AN UNBORN MINDLESS FETUS SUPPOSED TO MANIPULATE A GOD!?"
"I know a god who would be manipulated by an unborn fetus."
"Just saying."
Starry Night
2024-12-19 05:38:58
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"Oo! You should have two? It's probably a good thing you dont 'cause then you'd have an even bigger head! I on the other hand- I do got two!!"
"You speak as if the gods don't make the impossible, possible. Look at us, being pitted against each other by bird puppets. Tell me, twin, does this seem impossible too?"
Tragic Hero
2024-12-19 05:39:51
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("Do you guys, uh...do that a lot? The tail-stealing thing?" ;P)
"Impossible like what? You being impossibly grating?"
"Your attempts at deflecting my valid points are just as annoying, I'd say."
"I think the fact that we were made in seperate tubes in a guarded lab isn't a deflection."
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2024-12-19 05:43:16
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"Wow, things are really going bananas. Wait, no, okay, I've got a better one- talk about a real dog-eat-dog world, huh? Wait no both of those are bad."
"Hey crowd, do you...."
"MAKE THIS SITUATION WORSE?"

The crowd chooses "Yes!"

"I HEAR YOU SCREAMING YES! THEN LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO A VERY SPECIAL GUEST WHO HAS BEEN IN THE CROWD THIS ENTIRE TIME."
Poetnix
2024-12-19 05:42:34
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"IT'S YOUR MOTHER, LONGFUR."
Gasp!!

The crowd screams in excitement. Lights pan around the room before settling on Longfur, who is eating from a bucket of deep fried shrimp.

Longfur casually walks on stage and stands in the middle of the kits. She is still holding the shrimp bucket. She says nothing, seemingly awaiting something.
"......."
"......."
They lean over to their twin.

"....Well, Riley, aren't you going to say hi?"
Riley whispers towards Tragic;

"I hope you choke on a tailmic."
"Hi!!"
"Woah, and just like that folks, having your momma around really does stop you from embarrassing yourself in front of a live studio audience."
"DAMN. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD YELL AT HER OR SOMETHING."
"Why would my kits ever yell at me?"
"I am the head of the household."
"I am the one with the power."
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2024-12-19 05:48:40
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"And I am the one with tonight's dinner."
"Me? Yell at my mother, the prince of the radical? I could never!"
"...where's my list."
"I also would never yell at my mother for a variety of reasons including the ones she listed!!"
Longfur
2024-12-19 05:49:29
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"Granted, I may have to rebuy more of this, I nearly ate all the shrimp already."
"Oh no! Would you like me to go fetch you more?"
[Riley angrily mutters under xyr breath.]
[Horseface calls out to the stage.]

"I'll buy food for whoever makes the biggest fool of themselves! ;P"
"Woah, Tragic! Easy win for you!"
"It looks like this has died down. Should we start the tally?
"Lets do it, who was the WORST ACTOR on stage?"

There is not an immediate clear answer from the crowd, but Riley is in the lead.

"The crowd doesn't seem that excited......."
"But it looks like we're tossing Riley in to-"
2024-12-19 05:54:26
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The crowd's votes change, picking Fuschia!

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2024-12-19 05:55:14
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"Oh, the crowd is changing their mind."
"Just toss everyone but Tragic in."
"Into! The! Knife cage!~"

The strings holding Tragic are let loose. The other two are lifted into the air.

"Woo!!"
"HEEY- HEY!!!! LET ME GO!!!"
"IN THE BOX! IN THE BOX! IN THE BOX!!!!!!"
Tragic bites back a laugh.

"Good luck, you two! Remember there's a crowd watching!"
2024-12-19 05:57:41
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"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Step one, put them in the box!"
2024-12-19 05:59:01
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The strings are cut, and the two kits fall into the box. The wandettle screams even louder, knife armed and ready.

"Step 2, cover the box!"

Helpy and the other clowns cover the box in a large sheet. The sounds coming from the box are.......unimaginable.....

".................................."
"Step 3.......uncover the box?"
Tragic Hero
2024-12-19 06:00:01
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"...."

Helpy uncovers the box. Inside is the original wandettle......and a new one!

"Coooooo-key."

"HOORAY, THE TRICK WORKED!!!!!"
"....Did my siblings get turned into wandettles?"
("Horseface, where did the kits go?")
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2024-12-19 06:05:13
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("You didn't get this trick from Circe, did you?")
"Your siblings, did not turn into a wandettle!"
"They uh,......"
Ms Fizzlewig
2024-12-19 06:04:26
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"WOAH, LOOKS LIKE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS. THANKS FOR COMING!!!!!"
"SEE YOU NEXT TIME! HONK HONK!"

Horseface does a funny jig as a distraction. Jazzhands!

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2024-12-19 06:06:20
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"Hey kid, sorry we lost your siblings, which of these wandettles do you want?"
"Lmao."
"Lol."
"....The loss of siblings for a bug?"
Tragic Hero
2024-12-19 06:07:22
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"Yeah, I'll take the one with the knife please!"
"Enjoy your bug!"
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2024-12-19 06:07:54
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"That's all, folks!"
Hours pass...........
2024-12-19 06:09:01
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Suddenly the two missing kits crawl out from under the stage. The box trick had simply moved them under it, and added a wandettle to the cage. Sadly, the underground passages below the stage were pitch dark, cramped, and maze-like.

They didn't know if they would ever make it out alive.

Longfur waves to them from a table. "Oh I knew you'd both be back!"
"I regret to inform you the family dinner is over."
"Starve."
"I didn't want your fucking shrimp anyways!"
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2024-12-19 06:10:31
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"Awwww..."
END OF EXPO. DINNER MISSED.
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