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MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF GOAT▼
MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF GOAT
[Deltarune Chapter 2 OST: ?? - WELCOME TO THE CITY (Alt)]

It seemed impossible. The amount of holy interns and masterpieces flooding the city was absurd.

There's too many people, and no one was quite sure where they were coming from.

The crew decided to push the thought out of their head for now and track down a missing tallgoat.

There's three locations it could have gone.

Towards the central tower.

To the castle.

Or out into the deadly wasteland.

Bloodmoon
"Okay all you! Listen up! This may be your most dangerous mission yet."
Bloodmoon
"Cuz I'll clip you around the ears if we dont find a goat. Not the shrimp."
Idiot
2024-12-15 10:57:26
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:16:00
"..Where the hell are all these anomalies coming from? OwO"
Briar
"Maybe they just like this wonderful view, ever see a tower like that?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 10:58:23
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:16:20
"...I dunno. they freak me out. OwO"
Taska
"Got it, cap'n. Where do you think we ought to be headed?"
Bloodmoon
"Wonder what's in such a big tower. Any of you ever seen it before?"
Bloodmoon
2024-12-15 10:59:10
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:16:42
"Do tallgoats like valuable places?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:03:51
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Posted by ID #107
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"No. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Damn!"
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:04:24
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:16:59
"Oh. I have no clue about goats, I was answering your first question. OwO"
Briar
"Maybe we should all check it out? After all we've all got eyes on us and it's a one of a kind tower."
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:05:53
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 11:15:33
"I won't complain. OwO"
Briar
"Can't let the viewers down, can we?"
Taska
"Seems like a plan."
Idiot
"...Viewers? OwO"
Briar
"Aren't you all apart of the gameshow?"
Bloodmoon
"Man, I cant believe anyone's still filming out here with the world ending in capitalism."
Idiot
"Oh, right that. I managed to entirely forget about that. OwO"
Briar
2024-12-15 11:07:50
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:19:43
"Folks, as long as the viewers are having a good time it's probably fine."
Taska
"Right. So have we settled on going to the tower?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:08:10
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 11:15:24
Idiot shrugs. "Again, I'm fine with whatever. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Look, a goat isn't going to be in a convenience store even if it's made of some lame alien god metal."
Bloodmoon
"Let's head out of town and see if we can't pick it up in the wastelands."
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

The crew finally working out their choices head for the wasteland. Out there they encounter a strange sight.

Gangster
"Move the worthless animal, or else I'll make your life a living nightmare."
Herder Hohun
"Livin' nightmare this. Livin' nightmare that! Don't think anythin' could be worse than my current life, man!"
2024-12-15 11:14:02
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"Shuuuuuuuuusshhh......"

A horrifying tallgoat has appeared!

Briar
"Whoa there friends, can we do without the harsh words?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:15:08
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:19:15
"Oh, what a neat goat. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"What's the holdup with the goat here, you lot?"
Gangster
"Wouldn't you like to know, daydreamer?"
Gangster
"It ain't stealing if there's no laws."
Idiot
"I can confirm that is true. OwO"
Herder Hohun
"We're stealing a tallgoat."
Bloodmoon
"Damn, straight to the cut eh?"
Bloodmoon
"Nice."
Gangster
"You want to help me steal a tallgoat? My friend here is useless."
Bloodmoon
2024-12-15 11:18:46
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 11:19:00
"I cant help but notice that it doesnt seem to be stealing itself."
Herder Hohun
"Wouldn't have been as useless if I wasn't mourning over my cattle."
Bloodmoon
"Oh, you're mourning?"
Taska
"Sounds rough."
Briar
"Whoa, what happened to your cattle? Viewers can we mourn with this poor soul?"
Herder Hohun
"Yeah. This bitch hired a duo of idiots that killed my cattle."
Gangster
"It's what I get for hiring bootlegs."
Idiot
"Oh, shit. I'm sorry to hear about that. OwO"
Taska
"My condolences."
Gangster
"It would have been more useful alive than dead for my...production..."
Bloodmoon
"Please notail, let me handle this delicately."
Idiot
He nods, shutting the fuck up.
Bloodmoon
"People die all the time and you're hung up about a worthless cow? What a local-brain you are."
Herder Hohun
"Geez! That cattle was my friend!"
Briar
"Whoa there isn't that a bit too frank?"
Herder Hohun
"He was the only guy I knew out where."
Herder Hohun
"Other than this bitch...."
Gangster
"I'm this bitch."
Idiot
"Hey, dont listen to them. Your cattle will be sorely missed. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Hey buddy, it's your ticking clock, you can spend it however the hell you want, I won't stop you."
Bloodmoon
"I will heckle like mad though."
Taska
"That's a little bit blunt, isn't it?
Herder Hohun
"Geez, what's your problem, man?"
Briar
"But what does any of this have to do with the goat?"
Bloodmoon
"A lotta no-tails complaining about bluntness today, eh, audience?"

Bloodmoon does a meaningful look to the camera but misses and looks vaguely lost.
Gangster
"Heheh. I like this guy. He's right."
Gangster
"The clock is ticking, better not waste your time. Speaking of it. Would you all assist me with moving this tallgoat? If you help, I'll give you this tallgoat."
Gangster
"It's worthless to my needs."
Idiot
"Another neat goat. OwO"
Briar
"Oh come on, I'm sure it's not worthless, you just haven't found a creative use yet."
Bloodmoon
"If we're capable of goat wrangling, but you aren't capable of goat wrangling, how've you got a goat already?"
Gangster
"That's too bad, cause I find that this other goat is better than what I want. As for why I can't catch this other one. It's aggressive, and I don't like to get my hands dirty."
Herder Hohun
"And I ain't good at catching things that fight back."
Gangster
"My friend here is a pacifist."
Briar
"That's a wonderful commitment, I'm sure a lot of people appreciate it."
Herder Hohun
"No one does, bitch, but I'm keeping to it."
Idiot
"Hey it's a valiant effort. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Hey, you lot, group huddle."
Taska
"What's up?"
Idiot
"Yes? OwO"
Bloodmoon
"That striped one looks WAY better than the stitch-y one, right?"
Briar
"Well I think they're both wonderful."
Idiot
"Oh absolutely. We stealing it? OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Damn, you'd really go up to a stranger in need and gank their sweet loots?"
Idiot
"Yes. OwO"
Bloodmoon
2024-12-15 11:33:25
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:23:18
"Nice."
Briar
"I mean it's not like they aren't thieves, plus it'll make for exciting TV."
Taska
"Hey if we're stealing, I'll partake."
Bloodmoon
"Think we could beat up some sheep if they dont take it gracefully? I overheard someone say that lambchops here were in the mafia or something?"
Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon has never heard the word "Mafleeca" before.
Idiot
2024-12-15 11:34:50
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:23:52
"I have a walnut, but I only wanna use it as a last resort, since it's almost guaranteed to be lethal. OwO"
Briar
"Lets just play along for now and snatch both at the end."
Idiot
"That could work. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Fucked up. Let's roll"
Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon raises her voice again. "Okay, how can we get this goat a-moved?"
Gangster
"I'm paying you to figure out how to move the thing. If I knew I'd move it myself."
Briar
Briar exits the huddle and goes to try and pick up the red goat.

"Viewers behold, as after enduring a freak frog attack this morning, I've been left with amazing strength."
Briar rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 13 is rolled.

Briar picks up the red tallgoat!

Gangster
"Good, now come on, let's dump it in my ship just over there."
Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon whistles, impressed. "Damn, ever rustled sheep before? That's a prize lift."
Briar
"I've never lifted anything heavier than a mug of coffee, I'm honestly living my best life right now."
Idiot
Idiot is there for moral support. "Yeah, you guys've got this c'mon! OwO"
Briar
"So where are we fine folks taking this lovely catch of a tallgoat?"
Bloodmoon
"We're," She snickers. "Taking it to 'their ship.'"
Gangster
"I just fucking told you. My ship, it's right there. Use your damn eyes."
Briar
"Pal, I can barely see through these useless things give me a break." Briar starts heading toward the ship, careful not to let this goat slip out of his arms.

Briar moves the tallgoat to the ship.

Bloodmoon
"That was easy."
Gangster
"Damn, taking long to do simple shit. Go ahead and take the other tallgoat, we're done here, bozos. Hope you sleep tight tonight."
Bloodmoon
"Like taking candy from a baby."
Herder Hohun
"Honest day's work, honest day's pay."
Bloodmoon
"It's accomplice to misdeed at best, porkchop."
Bloodmoon
"Okay, everyone pick up what we came here for and lets hoof it."
Gangster
2024-12-15 11:47:01
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Posted by ID #26
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The mafleeca takes a deep breath.
Briar
Briar nods his head and starts running as fast he can back toward the city, taking the red goat with him.

"Sorry folks but we meant to double cross you from the start, just wanted to see if we could sweeten the pot."
Idiot
Idiot joins Briar, helping them steal the goat. "GO GO GO GO GO!!!! OWO"
Briar rolls five 20 sided dice. A 2 is rolled.

Briar trips, dropping the goat!

Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon kinda looks around awkwardly for the rest of the team.
Gangster
2024-12-15 11:48:14
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:27:08
The mafleeca blows a thick smoke out of its mouth. No one is outside of its path!
Gangster rolls five 20 sided dice. A 5, 11, 11, 3, and 20 is rolled.

Bloodmoon is sleepy!

Idiot is sleepy!

Cattle Herder is knocked out!

Gangster
"Fuck. Desperate times call for desperate measures."
Bloodmoon
2024-12-15 12:38:43
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:25:30
"WHEN I DID THE ONE LINER YOU WERE -YAWN- SUPPOSED TO JUMP HER YOU IDIOTS!" OLD FRIEND, GET HIM!

Using Old Friend's [Stun] on the mafleeca.
2024-12-15 12:39:04
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Old friend stuns the mafleeca before he can use his gun on the group!

The sleepiness is really starting to set in....

Idiot
2024-12-15 12:39:44
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:28:35
Idiot attempts to run with the goat, even though he's getting drowsy.
2024-12-15 12:40:03
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Idiot goes to pick up the red tallgoat, but falls asleep.

Briar
2024-12-15 12:40:41
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 12:41:52
"Looks like I really dropped the tallgoat with this one, better try and clean it up before things get bad."

Briar goes to try and attack the mafleeca with his weird frog fused hands.
Briar rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +3. A 18 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:44:02
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Briar punches the mafleeca while he's stunned. It's a good hit but he's not out yet!

Taska
Taska goes to grab the frankenstein tallgoat.

Taska attempts to steal the other tallgoat, but the tallgoat gets angry, snapping its jaws!

Taska rolls five 20 sided dice. A 19 is rolled.

Taska manages to get a rope around it!

Bloodmoon has gone to sleep.

Gangster
2024-12-15 12:45:31
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:29:12
The mafleeca breaks away from his stun and takes aim at Briar.

"Hope you enjoy the good night rest I'm about to give you."
Gangster rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +5. A 12 is rolled.

Briar is shot in the shoulder!

Gangster
"Start running and I won't do it twice."

The red tallgoat attempts to flee as its captor has fallen asleep!

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 18 is rolled.

The red tallgoat is fleeing towards the film set!

Briar
"Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to head out lickity split, the real prize is outside anyway."

Briar goes to run after the red tallgoat.
Briar rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +3. A 11 is rolled.

Briar grabs the red tallgoat, but it's not going down without a fight! It attempts to kick Briar.

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 11 is rolled.
2024-12-15 12:54:15
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And successfully clashes against Briar! The two struggle for control.

Bloodmoon and Idiot wake up!

Bloodmoon
"Holy shit he's got a gun!"
Taska
Taska tries to escape with the frankenstein goat.
Taska rolls five 20 sided dice. A 2 is rolled.

Taska trips. Maybe holding a 20 foot tall goat isn't as easy as it looks.

Idiot
2024-12-15 12:57:47
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:30:25
Idiot quickly throws his walnut at the mafleeca and runs towards the patchwork goat.
Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon sees the walnut flying and runs after red tallgoat yelling, "OH SHIT! WITH ME, OL' FRIEND!"
Idiot rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +5. A 18 is rolled.

The walnut throw stuns the malfeece!

Gangster
"W-what was that thing made of? Rocks?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 13:01:28
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"IT'S MADE OUT OF SHEER HATRED AND SPITE TOWARDS ALL THAT EXISTS, I'M FAIRLY SURE!! MIGHT WANNA RUN. OWO"
Briar
"Whoa this fella's a lot stronger than I gave them credit for, anyone thing they can give me a hand?"

The patched up tallgoat attempts an escape!

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-15 13:02:24
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But it just licks its legs instead.

The red tallgoat attempts to escape!

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 19 is rolled.

With a swift kick to Briar it breaks away. Briar is left in a daze. The red tallgoat escapes!

Briar
"Oh heck."
Idiot
"GET THAT SHEEP BUT DONT KILL THEM, HARBINGER!"

Idiot attempts to steal the frankengoat.
Taska
Taska goes to help Idiot steal the frankenstein goat and get outta there with it.

The group grab the patched up goat!

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 14, and 9 is rolled.

And successfully capture it. The tallgoat is theirs!

Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon watches the cool goat escape. "Hey notail...."
Bloodmoon
"Set that monstrosity of yours to 'Puree.'"
Idiot
Idiot has a moral quandary.

On a 5 or lower, the walnut attacks.

Fortuna rolls five 20 sided dice. A 2 is rolled.

Idiot tells the walnut to attack!

Idiot
"VAPORIZE THAT GOAT!!!!!!"
2024-12-15 13:07:45
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The walnut attacks the mafleeca!

Idiot rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-15 13:08:10
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.....................................................

The mafleeca has been knocked out!

Idiot
2024-12-15 13:08:46
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:32:26
"Okay lets get out of here, I'm starting to feel bad about the consequences of my actions. OwO"
Bloodmoon
"Damn, a stranger says kill and you go right for blood huh?"
Bloodmoon
"I like that."
Idiot
":) OwO"
Taska
"...Right. Quite the walnut you've got, huh."
Briar
"Sorry I failed to grab that sweet red goat."
Bloodmoon
"Couldn't be helped. But hey, we got away with one!"
Bloodmoon
"Now, let's get this goat back somewhere safer..."
Bloodmoon
"AFTER I TAKE THAT GUN AND THEIR KEYS!"
Idiot
"I want the gun. OwO"
Idiot
2024-12-15 13:12:06
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:32:57
"More predictable self-defense than my walnut. OwO"
Bloodmoon rolls five 20 sided dice with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-15 13:12:27
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Bloodmoon takes the keys and gun of the knocked out mafleeca!

Briar
"Isn't it kind of messed up to just leave two folks stranded on a planet like this?"
Idiot
2024-12-15 13:14:11
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:34:06
"Try not to think about it, I know I'm not. OwO"
Idiot
2024-12-15 13:14:15
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:34:26
"Else i'd feel horrible right now. OwO"
Briar
("I know I'm just adding in the moral question for the audience's sake.")
Taska
"It's their problem, now."
Idiot
2024-12-15 13:14:33
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 06:33:55
".......Okay, can we please at least bring them to a safer place? I'm starting to feel really shitty. OmO"
Bloodmoon
"You're absolutely right, buddy, we should do that."
Bloodmoon
They look into the camera successfully at this point.

"I think being dumped outside the notail castle with a sign on their back saying 'CATTLE RUSTLERS' will do just fine."
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