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[ Space Funeral - Penguin's Dance]
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:22:15
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:29:49
Buckingham rubs his temples and picks up the call from someone he probably should've reached hours ago. He didn't feel 100% prepared for this....
O-11
"I am not a dragon."
O-11
"Do you th-think that a dragon would....lie? OwO"
Buckingham
"O-11. Dearest darling of my life."
Buckingham
"That is undeniably, indefensibly, a Dragon that your horrid coworker just paraded on Live Television, I need an explanation."
O-11
"My co-worker is kind of a bitch. She... emmmgh, she just likes attention... OwO"
O-11
2024-12-16 08:26:19
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:30:24
"...........Haha.........It's a uh, game show, it could have just been mmmm-"
O-11
"-special effects. OwO"
O-11
"I am not, a uh, dragon. Do I look like a stupid dragon to you.....OwO"
Buckingham
"No Darling, but the dragon genetics do not come from my end."
O-11
"....................................."
O-11
"I....can't believe you cheated on me...... OwO"
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:28:08
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:31:36
"HOW DARE YOU ACCUS-" Buckingham shakes his head, no yelling no yelling. He clears his throat.
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:28:52
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:34:20
"Ahem. It is our blood and something must've gone awry in the process but it's not from my end as I can assure you that I am not - and never have been - a dragon, ever, once in my life."
O-11
"Did one of your mmmmm servants forget to clean the machines? OwO"
O-11
"If I was uh, you know, a dragon I wouldn't be trapped in here...... what... sort of dragon takes over an empty building-"
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:30:04
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2024-12-16 08:30:56
"................."
O-11
"-filled with riches-"
Buckingham
".............................................."
O-11
"-and just sits on it? OwO"
O-11
"Dragons would....never....."
Buckingham
"...Right. Of course. Foolish of me to even doubt you, Dear."
O-11
"......................I don't have anyone locked away...prisoner in my house......"
O-11
2024-12-16 08:32:49
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:35:21
"Thus I cannot be an uh, dragon. OwO"
Buckingham
"BUT IT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT THAT THEY FAILED TO REMEMBER MY NAME. IF HE WAS- IF HE IS A DRAGON, IT SHOULD BE ME THAT SHOULD BE ACCUSED OF SUCH DASTARDLY SPAWN!"
Buckingham
"Not that I am. Of course. That would be silly, me being a dragon."
Buckingham
".....And now the boy won't answer any of my calls or texts."
O-11
"Well, the new Legends of Limbo game is having an event right now. OwO"
O-11
"If I didn't get temp banned last week, I don't think I'd be calling you uh, right now. OwO"
O-11
"I, don't even know wh-why they said I cursed people mmmmm out. I wonder if uh, someone got into my account. OwO"
O-11
"It sucks, cause I, uh, had this whole week open, and got my paperwork done early and everything. I-it's like someone made sure I'd be-be banned and uh, forced to watch this dumb event.....OwO"
Buckingham
"They called me a lizard....."
O-11
"You are a lizard.....OwO"
O-11
"That's just a fact, dear. OwO"
Buckingham
"I am a Drattle. It carries more dignity."
Buckingham
"In any case, I want Kat home immediately. Enough of this game show nonsen-"
O-11
"A cute lizard. OwO"
Buckingham
"Aw, dear..."
O-11
"I asked my co-worker to protect Kat."
Buckingham
"Clearly, protection doesn't cover public humiliation."
Buckingham
"Public Humiliation of all of us, nonetheless."
O-11
"She's not a..uhmmmm sensible person. No one really likes her..... OwO"
O-11
"She's mad, like, over shit that ha-happened 1000 years ago.....like uh sorry you got experimented on, can you like, get over it-it at some point in your mmmm multiple lives? OwO"
O-11
"Being experimented on-on isn't even that special. OwO"
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:39:51
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2024-12-16 08:40:03
"We've all been horrifically scarred by something or other. The very nerve!"
O-11
"Look I'm uh, going to call the more mmm reasonable one of them. That should uh, help. I'll convince him. OwO"
Buckingham
"By the by, should you contact your coworkers again. If anything happens to my spawn out there on their wretched prison planet, I'm severing the peace treaty."
Buckingham
"AND I WANT THEM TO MENTION ME."
O-11
"I'm calling O-5, dear. He'll fix this. OwO"

O-5 has joined the call.

O-5
"O-11. uvu"
Buckingham
"Coworker of my husband."
O-5
"International peace treaty husband. uvu"
O-11
"O-5.....I.....I am not a a dragon. OwO"
O-5
"You're a dragon. uvu"
Buckingham
"He's not a dragon."
O-5
"I am 99.99% sure he is a dragon. uvu"
Buckingham
"Prove it."
O-5
"Just give me the word O-11, and I'll crack open your mid section and see what's inside. uvu"
Buckingham
"NO, NO NOT THAT WAY."
O-11
"There...will be blood....and mmm not even a lot of it... OwO"
Buckingham
"11, you said this is the sensible one. A blood test would be just fine! Not bloodshed. Gods know that's all too messy."
O-5
"I ain't drinking his blood, mate. uvu"
Buckingham
"....."
O-11
"Look...can you just bring Kat home..... OwO"
O-5
"Busy fighting shrimp. uvu"
O-11
2024-12-16 08:45:51
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:39:06
"Oh for...for the love of. O-5 you fucking idiot! Those are, mmm, just anomalies of greed. They can't fucking hurt you, you- you don't believe in money. OwO"
O-5
"I just like punching em. uvu"
Buckingham
"Blessed be shrimp, I want him home before your Princess decides to stretch my boy out again!"
O-5
"This is the one time I get to have shrimp over the barbie and you're going to deny me that? uvu"
Buckingham
"Yes."
O-11
"Are-aren't uh, most of those shrimps aliens.....OwO"
Buckingham
"..."
O-11
2024-12-16 08:48:56
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:39:52
"..............He doesn't care...........................................OwO"
Buckingham
"NEITHER DO I. I WANT MY SON AND I WANT A BLOOD TEST." Buckingham slams his fist on the desk. It frightens a wug.
O-11
"................I want a blood test too..................OwO"
Buckingham
"Or so help me I will come down myself."
O-11
"How....do-do I know Kat is mine? OwO"
Buckingham
"He IS yours!"
Buckingham
"I would NEVER."
O-11
"You would never!!!!! I believe you. OwO"
O-11
"But I....I don't trust fuppan? Foopkant? What if he threw his blood into the vat.....OwO"
Buckingham
"....."
Buckingham
"That blessed dolphin................"
O-11
"What if he's a dragon? OwO"
O-5
"Mates, am I supposed to still be in the call? uvu"
Buckingham
"You're not leaving until you agree to bring home my son."
O-11
2024-12-16 08:52:42
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:41:07
"O-5...yo-you, mmmmm, failed your job, you have to fix this. OwO"
O-5
"Or what? uvu"
Buckingham
"I sever our peace treaty."
O-11
"No don't say-"
O-5
"-Hoping to burn your species to the ground next week, mate. uvu"
Buckingham
"YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, NOTAIL? YOU DON'T THINK I'LL DO IT?"
O-11
"O-5.........."
O-11
"If you uh, don't do this......"
O-11
"I'll post on-online about your ado-"
O-5
"I'm on it O-11 sir. uvu"
Buckingham
"..."
O-5
"Sorry about that delay. uvu"
O-5 has exited the call.
Buckingham
"That worked?"
O-11
"O-5......is scared....of affection. OwO"
Buckingham
"Haha! Good work Dearest!"
O-11
"If everyone knew about his kid- errr uh adopted kid...."
O-11
2024-12-16 08:56:42
O-11 Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:41:54
"His reputation would be ruined...."
O-11
"It's always good to be so old you know what makes your co-workers scared. OwO"
Buckingham
"Oohhh delicious blackmail! How I love hearing you twist the arms of another! Metaphorically!"
Buckingham
"❤️"
Buckingham
"....Aw. Gods. I forgot to demand them to mention my name."
Buckingham
2024-12-16 08:58:40
Buckingham Profile
Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-17 22:42:37
"To hell with it all. Farewell darling! I shall be seeing you later in tonight's "Gaming Session", should you be relieved of your temp ban, yes?"
O-11
"O-Of course! See you tonight, my Dark Prince! OwO"
Buckingham
Buckingham makes a kissy noise before hanging up the call.....
Buckingham
.....Buck sets down the phone face down and rubs his temples again. Fuppence, who had been listening in from out of view of the call, scoots over to him to place a hand on his shoulder.
Fuppence
"Ssiiirrrr... th-the blood test they were-"
Buckingham
"Yes, yes I'm aware Fuppence. Go, we have work to do. I'll worry about it later, the less hair I lose over this the better."

He shoos Fuppence away, giving the phone one more look before putting it out of his head for now.

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