"BE NOT AFRAID! FOR IT JUST SATAN WHO STANDS AT YOUR DOOR.

Yesterday I was HUMBLED! Today I REPENT for my sins OF PRIDE AND DEMANDS TO OUR LORD with COMMUNITY SERVICE! Behold the flock that has been attracted to me. Animals are SINLESS BY NATURE and know an angel when they see one. Should you be pure in soul, you may take one of my flock, which I only HERD IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD!

You do have to fill out a priority list though."

"Hey, miss shopkeep?" Strawberry anxious pokes her head in and sees Satan.

"Uh, hello good uh,sir? I was looking for my friend? She runs the shop here! She was sick so I wanted to check up on her again."

"She was sick, SICK INDEED! She was taken to the medical room of the blue REPENTER just last night. Little lady, fist lung is an awful illness, might as well have been summoned by demons. She's been on death bed this whole time. We offered her the blood and flesh of Christ BUT SHE REFUSED TO ACCEPT SALVATION AND ETERNAL BLISS." Satan attempts to not hiss out his anger.

"The lord offers her help, but she refused. Her choice I suppose. Her death, it was that happened. We tried our best."

"To REPENT for my crimes of yesterday, I have accepted to take care of her setup, and have ADOPTED HER CREATURE AS MY OWN.

It is not what I expected I'd own....."

"But THE LORD WORKS IN STRANGE WAYS AND I ACCEPT HIS BLESSING OF THIS STRANGE PINK SINLESS BEING. May I learn to remove sin like that animals do.

But as you do seem to have known the shopkeeper, if you wish to take care of it instead, you may have it. It is not right for even a member of the LORD'S HOUSE to steal away a pet from a mourner."

"I uh, I see. Well,I don't know much about these weird notail diseases. I'm a very good mechanic but not so much on the organic side."

"Uhm," the aftik is trembling and crying."Thanks for- for watching her pet. It really was her dream and I'm glad she got it. Do you think it's possible to see her one more time? I want to say goodbye.."

"WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE BURIAL RIGHTS OF THE NOTAILS WE WERE TOLD, YES WE WERE TOLD TO JUST THROW THE BODY IN THE TRASH!"

"But we don't feel right by doing so. OUR LORD has decided to DIG A GRAVE for her. You may come to me after the day is over, and I will show you her dead body before we cover it with the Earth. Is that ok with you?"

"Notails are fucking werid." She mumbled.

"I mean- yes, I'd appreciate that. Thank you.Promise to take good care of Sprinkles."

"IF YOU REFUSE TO TAKE THIS ANIMAL BACK IT SHALL FOLLOW ME TO THE END OF ITS DAYS, AND RISE INTO THE KINGDOM OF OUR LORD TO JOIN HIM AT THE THRONE OF JUDGMENT. If that is alright with you that is alright with me."

"Can I still visit her? I mean I suppose its fine if I can't. Thank you for taking her.Ill be back later to visit my friend."

"If you see her, you may visit, but the FLOCK OF THE LORD is ever moving. Grazing across the land, making sure that we do not BEFOUL THE GROUNDS by grazing for too long. I cannot confirm to you that we will ever meet again, only that if you do, you may see her."

"That's good enough for me.I can't wait until then! Thank you."

"Heard you got a new gig, Satan. A nice gig, a gooood gig. Reminds me of my job as receptionist..." The clicks continue.

"Considering you're here, would you mind answering a few questions? You're not a receptionist for sure, but I guess a good soul like yours wouldn't mind, right? 'w' "

"Ask a question and I shall tell no lie."

"Let's start with something simple. Is lying a sin? 'w' "

"9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."

"Are all animals free of sin? 'w' "

"Animals cannot commit a sin because they do not understand the RIGHT from the WRONG."

"Are you a dirty fucking liar? 'w' "

" Indeed, there is not a righteous man on earth who continually does good and who never sins. - Ecclesiastes 7:20"

"Even the angel of god must repent."

"I know your type, Satan, I lived a few years in the church. I know your-"

"Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack."

"What you're doing to repent? Do you truly feel sorry over the things you ever done, or it's all to save face? You ever confessed your sins? 'w' "

"There is a DIFFERENCE between a church of LIES and the CHURCH OF THE LORD!"

"You ever tooooold your naughty secrets to your Lord, then? Do you believe he will forgive you? 'w' "

"You're crooked to the core. I've seen one of your types before. He amputated my hands. 'w' "

"I tell ALL secrets to my LORD! And even now I REPENT for my aggression and my SIN. Are you a demon attempting to tempt me? Do you even know the name of our LORD AND SAVIOR?"

"I'm just saying... You'd guess one of His best man wouldn't be making people kill frogs and steal His apples for fun, right? What he did when you told him THAT secret? And if you already told him that, you wouldn't mind me telling it as well... Would you, angel?"

"My bet is that your God is not merciful. You're scared. You know you have no redemption, just like I know all Deities are evil. 'w' "

"THE FAKE GODS HAVE HURT YOU SON. I FORCED NO ONE'S HANDS. In fact, those sinners attempted to take those apples when I stopped them and told them it was a sin to do so! SALVATION IS YOURS, SAID THE LORD! If you do not believe it, then that is your mind to hold."

I am a pacifist except against demons who harm the innocent. Speak of what you want with me. But don't you speak LIES about THE LORD. SALVATION SHALL BE MINE, I know so for the lord spoke this to me, and I believe him, I do!"

"You didn't care when you did entrapment, so I won't when I do blackmail. I've heard there's been a necromancer around. A real good one, and I want him. The church sent me here to deal with him for good, so I'm going to do my job just as well... Hell, after that I will never have to see a N-class ever again. I can return to my job. My real job.

If you don't find and deliver him by the end of the event, I swear I will find every sin you ever did in your whole life and deliver on your Lord's front door, it will be a nice test to see how forgiving is your lord!!!! Deal? 'w' "

Satan takes a deep breath before putting his hands in prayer.
"BOY, THERE IS NO NEED TO BLACKMAIL AN ANGEL OF THE LORD. Seeking out and ruining demons is what we DO. You only needed to ask, and nothing more."

Satan holds out a cup of blood.
"Drink the communion and sing with THE LORD, and all your wishes shall be answered."

"This is blood. 'w' "

"The blood of Christ."

"Ah, the barbecue man? Thank you very much. 'w' " S-52 drinks the blood.

The lobsters click clack, click clack, click clack. They're worried

"And so IT IS DONE. You shall have your DEMON in ropes next time we meet. May you learn to stop your sinful ways now that the LORD's blood is within you. FORGET YOUR OLD GODS. I SAY FORGET YOUR OOOOOLD GODS! AND JOIN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ABOVE.

When you rise, you'll be an angel, boy. I know so."