STORY

STORY

BEACH MADNESS
[Sunrise Over Snaktooth Island - Bugsnax]

You and your crew are currently on track to locate a dan'gersign. It was one of the few legendary trackers left for sale.

It seems you have a few locations you can go.

One is to an art showing.

The other is to a church.

The final is to a nearby beach.

"Alright team, where are we heading?"
Idiot
2024-12-13 19:56:09
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 20:03:50
"Hey!!!! We should go that cool looking church! OwO"
"I don't believe in religion! But I guess the church would be fine..."
Idiot
2024-12-13 19:57:12
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 20:03:59
"Oh me neither, really, churches just look kinda cool. OwO"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 20:00:37
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:27:26
"I've met the church people! They're pretty nice but uhm, I'd rather go elsewhere. It's up to the captain, though! What do you think?"
Idiot
2024-12-13 20:03:23
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:27:40
"Fair enough. OwO"
Quantum
2024-12-13 20:02:33
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:28:15
"I mean!!! Churches usually have floors! So they'd probably have a dan'gersign!!!! =BD"
Quantum
2024-12-13 20:05:50
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:28:36
"But now I want to know what a dan'gersign on the beach is like. =BD"
Idiot
2024-12-13 20:06:53
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:29:03
"....That would be pretty funky. Maybe it'd have a seashell lookin' sign? OwO"
Starlis leans on her friend O-rise, looking around "This whole planet is kind of odd, honestly not even sure where to go after the odd stuff I've seen...."
2024-12-13 20:18:26
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 20:22:49

O-rise offers words of wisdom. "A-a-a-arise!!!!"
Nope...that was a sneeze.

Idiot
2024-12-13 20:25:31
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:32:19
"Gods curse you. OwO"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 20:24:04
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-14 01:31:32
"Aw, it's okay buddy. You're doing your best!" Strawberry reassures the little arise.
"What route do you want captain?"
Starlis
2024-12-13 20:27:49
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:36:24
"Why don't we... head for the beach? At the very least it'll be more open."
Idiot pats his gwech. "You wanna go to the beach, Cabinet? OwO"
"Ohh! A beach sounds super fun! I can't wait to see the ocean!"
"Alright, the beach is always a fun place!" Ashe carries his dan'gersign close as they walk, so that if there's any danger it will immediately warn him.
Quantum
2024-12-13 20:33:15
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 20:35:28
"yeah let's get this new friend!!! =BD"
Idiot
2024-12-13 20:35:19
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:14:00
"Yeah! OwO"
The group heads over to the beach. When they get there, they witness two people arguing about a capture creature.
Captain
2024-12-13 21:14:55
Captain Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:27:02
"I, CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL, deserve that creature!"
"Well I, Son of Jesus!!!!! Deserve it too!"
2024-12-13 21:18:10
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:38:58

The group turns their attention to the creature being argued about.

2024-12-13 21:25:58
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:41:08

"Wooooo...." It's a dan'gersign.

Quantum
2024-12-13 21:33:59
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 00:14:13
"YEAH OK HI! =BD"
"Oh shit, that's a cute Dan'gersign. OwO"
"Uhm, what should we do?? It seems like they're already fighting."
Idiot
2024-12-13 21:31:19
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-14 01:51:04
"I say we rob em blind. OwO"
Ashe goes over to the germ and dog. "Woah, hey, settle down you two! We're all tamers here! How about we decide this with a fair capture creature fight?"
Starlis
2024-12-13 21:33:26
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:42:37
The suspiciously rich moth walks beside Ashe, waving to the captain with a claw.
Captain
2024-12-13 21:34:32
Captain Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 21:35:49
"I ain't having a capture creature battle! Someone stole me Blackbird!"
Quantum
2024-12-13 21:34:56
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:43:18
"That's not a blackbird. =BD"
Idiot
2024-12-13 21:37:55
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:43:30
"...Yeah, I'm pretty sure this isn't a bird. OwO"
"Really? Damn, that sucks! Have you tried calling the police?"
"Oh oh oh!!!! There's the one with all the booty!"
".............Just call it money, man."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 21:41:37
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:45:25
Strawberry hops up along side them. "What's going on?"
"Are you both arguing over this little guy here? Also you're probably lucky that blackbird is missing, it is pretty destructive."
"I have no context of what you all are talking about. OwO"
"Blackbird is me best mate! Has been with me since I was a wee lad! He might be an annoying asshole, but he's my annoying asshole!"
"Sounds like a good bond. OwO"
"Aw, he lost his pet....That's so sad. I'd do anything for my Champ too. I hope you find him!"
Quantum
2024-12-13 21:49:05
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:46:21
"Ok, then why are you here arguing instead of looking for him??? =BD"
"Yep we're fighting over this! Normally I'd give up the creature to the person who has less than me, but I've donated all but one of my creatures so I don't have to give this one up."
Captain
2024-12-13 21:51:09
Captain Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-13 21:55:57
"Because, I know Blackbird. He'd raise a storm while lost! I think someone captured him. I actually have a missed call......"
Idiot
2024-12-13 21:52:06
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:46:56
"Makes perfect sense to me. OwO"
Quantum
2024-12-13 21:57:15
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:47:42
"Oh, now I'm invested. Did they leave a message? =BD"
2024-12-13 21:50:25
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-01-01 17:06:52

Ashe puts his dan'gersign down next to the legendary, hoping that the two will bond together while the others are talking.

2024-12-13 21:54:44
Curity Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-14 09:16:53
Curity rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:55:33
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:48:17

The first dan'gersign steals Curity's shell. It now has 2 shells.

Ashe
2024-12-13 21:56:42
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:48:42
"Wha-" Ashe looks crestfallen as his dan'gersign flops around without a shell.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 21:58:17
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:48:59
"Is that, uhm, supposed to happen?"
Captain
2024-12-13 22:00:22
Captain Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:51:18
"Uhhhhhh..."
"So this is technically yours then, or do you have another one you're using to catch this?"
"Uhhhhhhhh weeeeell I didn't catch it yet......."
Ashe
2024-12-13 22:02:00
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:52:45
"Um... you sure are a playful fella, aren't you! Ha, ha... that's enough fooling around though, you should give it back now..." Ashe attempts to take his dan'gersign's sign back and put it on his pet.
2024-12-13 23:22:24
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-21 22:20:55
Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:04:24
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 21:53:21

Ashe successfully takes the sign back and puts it on Curity.

"Maybe we can all try to catch it? It's not doing uh much."
Ashe
2024-12-13 22:07:27
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:01:20
Ashe pulls his dan'gersign away from the other one. It's a bad influence.
Idiot
2024-12-13 22:19:01
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:02:16
Idiot stands back, watching everything happen.
Quantum
2024-12-13 22:09:21
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:04:11
"Ok, I've lost all interest. Tell me when business is over =BD"
Starlis places a claw on her head, before handing The Captain a note. "Well for starters I wanted to offer you this. I have freelancers about and wanted to see if you'd be willing to do some work here or there around this sector."
Captain
2024-12-13 22:18:28
Captain Profile
Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:22:09
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know if the CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL could accept this but, I'll leave as to not burn bridges!!!!! THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF THE CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL!!!!"

The captain has fled into the sea!
"Looks like I win that contest!!!"
"You know, if that guy's a captain, I wonder where his crew is..."
The other dan'gersign approaches!!!
[Battle Against a Weak Opponent - EarthBound]
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:26:47
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:04:55

It steals the other one's shell and slaps it!
It now has extra defense!!!

Ashe's dan'gersign starts crying.

Ashe
2024-12-13 22:23:51
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:04:59
"UM." Ashe's mouth hangs open. He's never seen such a rude capture creature.
Starlis
2024-12-13 22:27:46
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:05:01
"Oh Jesus, you two were a bad influence on this Dan'gersign." Starlis makes a clicking "Tut-tut" noise at the germ.
2024-12-13 22:09:44
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:05:01

Quantum calls their gwech over and starts digging a hole with them.

2024-12-13 22:15:14
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-21 22:20:01
Quantum rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:29:33
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:06:33

QUANTUM HAS DUG AN AMAZING AND LARGE HOLE.

[CHAOS ROLL!]

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 22:31:41
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:10:55
Inside the hole.....Quantum finds a single walnut........
"Ooh it's a walnut! I wonder if there's anything further. =BD"
Quantum
2024-12-13 22:33:25
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:24:48
Quantum tosses the walnut out of the hole and keeps on digging with their gwetch.
Idiot
2025-11-16 22:12:26
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:25:36
Idiot also gets side-tracked, turning and walking a few feet away before sitting down in the sand and calling Cabinet over.
2024-12-13 23:12:34
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:24:00
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:12:53
Profile
Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:26:49

Cabinet loves Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walnut
2025-11-16 22:30:42
Walnut Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:41:16
The walnut is on the floor.
It begins moving towards Starlis.
2024-12-13 23:13:38
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:40:55
Quantum rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +2. A 10 is rolled.
Idiot
2024-12-13 23:15:06
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:42:13
Quantum keeps digging like normal.
Idiot notices the walnut moving, and looks at it. He stares very hard at it.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 23:16:44
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:40:48
"Uhm, captain?"
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:18:31
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:45:50
The walnut is incoming.
"I have one capture creature, you have one capture creature, so I should be able to take this one!"
"Hey, not while it's got my pet's shell!" Ashe tries to take the shell back again.
2024-12-21 22:08:22
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:40:35
Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:23:16
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:40:32

Ashe steals the shell back, but the dan'gersign tries to steal it back again.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:25:00
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:40:26

But it fails!

"Can we trade you for that walnut?"
"Why would I want a walnut........"
Starlis backs away from the walnut. "Uh, O-Rise, break that nut!"
2024-12-13 23:28:34
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:43:13
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-13 23:29:27
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:43:16
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 12 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:30:35
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:13:42
O-Rise slaps the walnut.
The Walnut retaliates.
2024-12-13 23:30:58
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:43:23
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:32:43
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:12:46
It bounces off of O-rise's nose! O-rise is shocked at the Walnut's movement!
Idiot
2024-12-13 23:21:10
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:44:15
Idiot leaps at the walnut to try and keep it from being destroyed by his teammates.
2024-12-13 23:34:43
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:39:52
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:34:54
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:48:48
Idiot manages to catch the nut in his hand, but it's still aggressive and attacks him!
2024-12-13 23:35:41
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:39:45
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:36:53
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:50:03
IDIOT IS BLASTED BACKWARDS INTO THE OCEAN. HE'S BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. THE WALNUT IS AGGRESSIVE.
"CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?" Starlis asks the germ.
".........................................................I don't know I'll ask Jesus. One sec."
"Father, what does it mean when walnuts start walking?"
Chrisleprae
2024-12-13 23:45:47
Chrisleprae Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:53:42
"...................................................."

THE GERM RUNS AWAY.
Quantum
2024-12-13 23:38:48
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:40:23

Quantum keeps on. Digging with their gwech. They aren't stopping.

2024-12-13 23:39:40
Quantum Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:53:55
Quantum rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:39:55
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:54:45

The hole Quantum is digging becoming bigger with every round!

Ashe steals the legendary's shell. "How does that feel, huh?? Yeah, that's what I thought!"
2024-12-13 23:41:55
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:41:04
Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:43:04
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:41:07

Ashe was focused solely on the dan'gersign, assuming that all the sounds he was hearing were just the others having fun in the water and sand.
He tries to take the shell, when someone puts their hand on his shoulder.

O-6
2024-12-13 23:44:08
O-6 Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:41:11
"The fuck you doing to my worm, motherfucker? Who told you that you could touch it? >:3"
Ashe
2024-12-13 23:50:28
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:41:14
"This worm is a scoundrel and a ruffian!"
Idiot
2024-12-13 23:48:31
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:41:14
Idiot shrieks as he's flung into the water. As he rushes back to shore, he yells for Cabinet to try and pacify the walnut.
2024-12-13 23:54:05
Cabinet Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:37:29
Cabinet rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:55:15
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:17:35

Cabinet stares down the walnut and prevents it from attacking Idiot's friends. The walnut attacks Cabinet instead!

2024-12-13 23:55:33
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:37:24
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-13 23:55:54
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:17:16
The poor gwech is being attacked by the walnut. It's inexplicably hitting Cabinet repeatedly!
"Hey we got a free worm! I'm a little scared of that walnut and O-6 though."
"Have you even tamed it?" Ashe asks O-6 accusatively.
O-6
2024-12-13 23:58:19
O-6 Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:37:10
"Yeah I have, watch this. Steal that other one's shell. >:3"
2024-12-13 23:58:50
O-6 Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:37:05
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
2024-12-13 23:59:18
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:07:28

It touches the shell, but fails to steal it.
Ashe's worm is stressed out, and starts wiggling away across the beach!

Idiot
2024-12-14 00:02:29
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:18:13
Idiot runs to Cabinet's defense, screaming at the walnut. "WHAT ARE YOU?! OwO"
Starlis
2024-12-14 00:04:57
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:09:28
"Well hello O-6. We found that axeni and a geiger arguing over this dan'gersign."
"What, they were arguing over my shit? >:3"
"Yes. One of them ran into the ocean, and the other got scared by the concept of that walnut attacking my party."
Ashe
2024-12-14 00:07:24
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:18:33
"No, you know what, we're going to do this the old-fashioned way! Curity, tackle that worm!"
2024-12-14 00:07:45
Curity Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:36:17
Curity rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Curity is too stressed to fight!!!!

"Uhm, Champ go attack the walnut?"
2024-12-14 00:09:55
Champ Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:36:08
Champ rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:10:35
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:20:27

Champ goes to attack The Walnut, but The Walnut pushes champ down the giant hole in the ground, and starts filling it in.

2024-12-14 00:10:55
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:36:01
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:11:23
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 00:18:58

CHAMP AND QUANTUM ARE BURIED.
CHAMP IS NOW UNUSABLE.

"WHAT THE FUCK." She starts to dig Champ out.
"What, that fucking thing? Your idiot team can't beat up a walnut? >:3"
Idiot
2024-12-14 00:13:41
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:22:13
Idiot starts pleading with the walnut.
"Apparently not. Are walnuts usually this aggressive?"
"Come on Curity, I believe in you! With the power of friendship, there's nothing we can't overcome!" Ashe attempts to psyche up his pet.
2024-12-14 00:16:08
Curity Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:35:38
Curity rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:17:14
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 00:19:31

Curity is powered up! Curity slaps the other dan'gersign.

O-6
2024-12-14 00:18:19
O-6 Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:22:38
"Depends on where you buy your walnuts from. Let me handle this. I've busted stronger nuts than this. >:3"
2024-12-14 00:19:31
O-6 Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:34:52
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 7 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-14 00:20:19
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:23:46
O-6 attempts to attack the walnut but it dodges, and then counters.
2024-12-14 00:20:37
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:34:47
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:21:14
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:27:53

The walnut hits O-6 so hard that he's launched 100 feet away, into the sea.
..............................................................
Everyone on the beach feels compelled to run.

2024-12-14 00:24:29
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 22:34:40
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:25:20
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:36:28

Strawberry digs Champ out, but he's too tired to attack!

Idiot
2025-11-16 23:31:51
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:36:12
Idiot sobs in godly terror as he begs the walnut to stop its rampage.
2024-12-14 00:25:58
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:36:01
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-14 00:26:09
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:35:57
THE WALNUT REFUSES TO LISTEN TO REASON. IT ATTACKS.
2024-12-14 00:26:51
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:35:54
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-14 00:27:27
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:37:18
It rolls over and lightly taps Idiot's knee.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 00:28:18
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:37:30
"We need to fucking leave, that nut is a monster." Strawberry is holding Champ protectively.
Starlis walks over, picking up the Dan'gersign with its many shells. "Come on little guy we need to get out of here." And she tries to get out with it.
2024-12-14 00:29:12
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:35:41
Starlis rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:30:29
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:38:05

Starlis tries to pick the dan'gersign up but it refuses. It wants BLOOD!

Ashe starts to notice something weird is happening, but he's too focused on the capture creature battle. "Come on Curity, show it what you're made of! You've got this!"
2024-12-14 00:31:32
Curity Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:35:32
Curity rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Curity slaps it! It slaps back!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:34:27
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:44:13

It slaps Curity with its own shell, then wears both shells.
Curity is DEVASTATED.

Idiot continues his pointless pleading with the walnut.
2024-12-14 00:35:40
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:42:21
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-14 00:37:39
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:48:55
THE WALNUT IS ENRAGED. THE WALNUT IS A DIVINE BEING THAT WILL NOT LISTEN TO REASON. IT ATTACKS IDIOT AGAIN.
2024-12-14 00:38:36
The walnut Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:42:14
The walnut rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
WALNUT
2024-12-14 00:39:04
WALNUT Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:49:36
It taps him on the knee again.
Starlis rubs her temples once more "Alright. Come on O-rise, you're the only one here who munches on them snacks. Punt this walnut out to sea!"

O-rise walks up to the walnut.

2024-12-14 00:41:36
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:42:01
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-14 00:42:18
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:41:57
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:42:39
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:50:19

O-rise wrestles with the walnut, and gets it in his mouth. He just needs to eat it!

2024-12-14 00:43:08
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:41:51
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-14 00:43:40
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:41:49
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 24 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:44:23
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:50:41

O-rise has eaten the walnut.

The evil has been slain.

"Arise!"

Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 00:45:53
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:59:28
"Uh, good job O-rise..." she gives him a pet.
Ashe
2024-12-14 00:46:52
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:53:09
Idiot collapses, sighing in relief. He gives O-rise a pat.

Ashe has had it up to here with this dan'gersign and its cruel antics. He attempts to beat it up himself. trying to punch and kick the legendary.
Starlis
2024-12-14 00:47:38
Starlis Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:51:22
Starlis walks over to O-rise, giving him a gentle pat, not too much.
O-rise smiles weakly as it gets patted.

"Ashe can you please stop trying to beat up a worm."
2024-12-14 00:48:03
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:41:18
Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:48:33
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:53:34

The worm grabs Ashe's foot.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:50:05
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:40:54

And then lets go of your foot.
................................

"Yeah that's what I thought!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 00:51:11
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:56:11
Strawberry tries to pick up the worm.
2024-12-14 00:51:54
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:40:45
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:52:40
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-16 23:56:34

The worm grabs Strawberry's foot.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:53:45
Profile
Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:43:57

...And launches her into the sea.
The worm angrily wiggles! It wants to see these punks try to pick it up!

Ashe attempts to steal its shell and beat it with it.
2024-12-14 00:56:29
Ashe Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:46
Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:56:57
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:43

He fails to grab it's shell, it counters!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 21 is rolled.
2024-12-14 00:58:03
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:35

IT LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE SEA AS WELL.
Curity continues crying.

"O-rise, you're the toughest of us all. Go get that worm up onto your shell, please."
2024-12-14 00:58:44
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:29
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
2024-12-14 01:00:14
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:26
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -10. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-14 01:00:56
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:23

O-rise tries to pick up the worm but fails.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-14 01:01:54
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:13

The worm tosses him through the sand!

Idiot
2024-12-14 01:02:26
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:09
Idiot sits up, wipes his face and picks up a handful of sand. He stares long and hard at the sand for a few moments.
Idiot
2024-12-14 01:03:28
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:45:05
He cannot help it..... He feels compelled eat the sand.
Starlis walks over to check on O-rise. "You okay buddy?"
2024-12-14 01:05:42
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:58

O-rise stands up and he yells "Arise Arise!!!" He's going to fight that worm!!!!!!

2024-12-14 01:06:29
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:55
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
2024-12-14 01:07:10
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:51
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -10. A 9 is rolled.
2024-12-14 01:07:35
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:48

O-rise changes his mind and gives up.

After eating his sand, he walks over to the worm and attempts to pick it up.
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-14 01:09:34
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:38

He simply reaches over and......... holds it.
The worm has been tamed!

(It was the power of eating sand that made this possible.)

Idiot
2024-12-14 01:12:18
Idiot Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:34
"Hey guys why'd you have so much issue with this worm??? I just.. picked it up.. OwO"
Starlis gives O-rise another pat. "Can you try digging out Champ instead? We got the worm buddy, and you did the most help."
2024-12-14 01:10:42
Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:24

O-rise goes over to help bring the others to Shore.

2024-12-14 01:10:51
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:21
O-rise flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-14 01:11:09
O-rise Profile
Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:18
O-rise rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-14 01:13:50
Profile
Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:44:15

He brings the entire crew back home! Everyone's alive!
Except.......................... That.......... one person who was digging the hole.
The hole that got filled in 30 minutes ago..........................

EXPEDITION OVER
No one is typing.