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HOLY WAR
[ Undertale OST - Dating Start! ]
2024-12-14 05:12:37
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With the moon rising your crew heads out. Most creatures are sleeping at this moment, and all the tracks are old, all but one.

The tracks are of an eyegret, a tad smaller than you would expect. The tracks are fast in movement, way faster than you would expect an eyegret to move.

"Huh, bizarre. Don't know how this eyegret got this fast, but should be interesting to follow."
"Also, thank you for replying to the posters I put up. I wasn't expecting many people to show up."
"Oh- You put up posters? <:)"
"....yes?"
"I'm sorry I am literally blind- But I'm sure they were lovely <:)"
"I didn't make them myself, I got them commissioned, but I wanted them to look nice..."
"AH! <:)"
"Hey folks!!!!!"
"Oh, hey."
Knight
2024-12-14 05:16:06
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"it's....yaawn...fine. i'm mostly here for Abel's sake, anyway. hopefully we won't die again. -^-"

Knight turns to speak softly to their crying rat. "Okay, Abel, let's try and have a good time tonight, I know things are tough but there's lots of friendly creatures here for you to play with. -^-"
"Local nurse reporting in!!!!!!!!! I'm just going to stand behind you guys for your whole trip, hope that's ok!!!!"
"Wah-! Who are you? Don't sneak up on people like that ๑♡w♡๑"
"You here for Mama, or just creature hunting?"
"Stand behind us?? For what??"
"I am here in the name of our lord and savior to make sure this rat gives birth without complications. It's what Jesus would do if he was here."
"I mean, he's here but not like HERE here you feel?"
"…You're a nurse? <:)"

Venus defensively stands infront of Amaltheus, No touch his arise.
"You know this Jesus dude? I've been told about him, but no one so far has told me who Jesus is."
"If he's… not here then he's not here.. ๑♡w♡๑" she spoke with hesitance.
"Yeah what's wrong with nurses other than the fact we always have a pen of drugs ready at all times to shoot into your neck????"
"..."
"Also, I suppose that makes sense. Wouldn't want Mama having troubles giving birth. .....maybe not the pen part though."
"what's a jesus. -^-"
"… Er <:)"
"YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT JESUS???? DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LORD, SAVIOR, AND KING OF PARADISES????"
"Sure, enlighten me!"
"A- <:)"
"Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to take a listen."
Knight
2024-12-14 05:22:43
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"That is what I would like least to do. I would rather do literally anything else. Like creature hunting. -^-"
"Please don't yell- it scares the ]^[]<[{][ out of me <:)"
"Hey, why does your horse friend seem so scared?"
"Perhaps you can tell us as we hunt the creature then? It's a bit quick."
"As for the scared part, probably the yelling thing they mentioned."
"I'm so sorry you might need to move away cause I really get excited about Christianity."
Venus steps a good bit away from the germ, often tapping his cane behind him to make sure he doesn't trip over anything there
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2024-12-14 05:24:36
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"Go hunt your creature. I'll maybe throw in some words about Jesus, and after you catch your creature, I'll tell you aaaaaaaaall about him, while possibly also delivering a rat pup, who knows?"
"Well I'm glad you have something that makes you so happy! Congrats ๑♡w♡๑"
"Thanks! I love Jesus, he saved my life and many others."
Cyb
2024-12-14 05:25:16
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"We'll see, I suppose. Watch your step, Mama!" Cyb heads off, following the old tracks
"Without Jesus, I'd likely be doing....sins."
You and the group follow the tracks, having to jog a bit to keep up the pace, worried that the eyegret might have fled the area.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Thankfully you're just barely are able to keep up. You spot it at a river, sipping on water. Sadly you're not able to sneak up, and it spots the group.

2024-12-14 05:29:07
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A HATEFUL LEGENDARY EYEGRET APPEARS.

"Oh don't be scared little guy! We aren't here to harm you! ๑♡w♡๑" Cottie would reassuringly whisper to the eyegret.
Brown Sugar
2024-12-14 05:30:11
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"Uh, "little"... guy??"
2024-12-14 05:30:25
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The eyegret hums a long song before mimicking the sounds of snarls it's heard from other creatures. It raises its wings and howls in hopes of scaring the group off.

"Anyone good at calming down birds?"
Door creaking noises emit from Venus- He is but a ball of nerves and thus this scares him
"I am but I'm too busy looking at this rat."
"Fair enough."
"Woah! I hope it doesn't think we're trouble." He looked to Cyb "I can't say I've got experience."
"My darling Amour here is good at making people happy! Aren't you baby-? ๑♡w♡๑" She'd gush before looking back at the group before clearing her throat.
"Wouldn't let to let Amour give it a try."
Knight wanders a little closer to the eyegrat, getting out in the open, before just sort of...laying down on the ground and going still. Are they...playing dead, or taking a nap?
Knight rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-14 05:33:19
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The bird is so confused by the actions of Knight that it comes over and....pokes at them a little bit. It's not sure if Knight somehow got hurt!

"My blort here is pretty handy at charming others too!" Brown Sugar added.
"Perhaps your blort with a follow up then?"
Passively, Cottie pats Amour's side and walks just a bit closer to the eyegret in hopes that Amour's lovely energy would make the eyegret feel better!
"Seems Knight gave us our opening. Your time to shine, guys!"
2024-12-14 05:35:17
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The [Happy Rays] echoing out from the mallon make it feel calm! The eyegret doesn't seem to feel any anger towards the group for the next few moments!

"I think it worked! What now? ๑♡w♡๑"
"Blort time."
Venus
2024-12-14 05:36:37
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"Blort time!- <:)"
"I guess- <:)"
"Looks clear, let's go help em out!" The aftik chimed for the blort to come along and reached out to the eyegret "Hey there! Why don't you come with us?"
Knight
2024-12-14 05:37:52
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Knight slowly sits up again, reaching out to give the eyegret a soft pat. "This is going ominously well...-^-"
Venus
2024-12-14 05:38:04
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"…Too well <:)"
"I'm sure there is nothing to worry about. It's just an Eyegret."
2024-12-14 05:38:41
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Brown Sugar rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 9 is rolled.

The blort tries to charm the creature, but accidently falls into the mud.

Knight rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-14 05:39:55
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Knight pats the eyegret and it lets you. It mimics the sound of a chainsaw to let them know it's happy.

"That didn't go as planned! At least things are still going- WOAH!"
"THIS FELLA SURE IS LOUD!"
"GAH-! This thing is a little scary soundin-!! ๑♡w♡๑"
Venus covers his floppy unicorn ears- This sound hurts-
"Sounds like a horror movie. But that's okay, as long as he's not hurting us, I'm good with it." Cyb pats the eyegret.
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

The eyegret presses into your pets, it's so happy with them. It likes you guys a lot better than-

"GOD IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2024-12-14 05:43:05
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A great creature raises forth from the river.

It is at least 5 stories tall, and absolutely should not be able to fit within the waters.

"Nvm that's a demon sorry sometimes it's hard to tell the difference...................."
"That sounded huge- What is it?? <:)"
"What in tarnation is that?!"
"I knew there were demons! Oh shit, there's demons..."
"UM. WHAT IS THAT. WHY IS THAT. I DON'T LIKE THAT THING! ๑♡w♡๑"

This "demon" opens it's mouth and screams yet there is no sound from it. it is fully silent even as the wind from its mouth shoots forth.
It grabs the eyegret.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-14 05:46:43
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And begins to slam it repeatedly over and over against the rocky outside of the river.

While the sounds of the poor creature being pummled into the ground make a sound, the "demon" still does not. There is no clacking of bones or gritting of teeth. There is....nothing.

"Hey!!! Mama, go free our new eyegret friend! They need help!" Cyb can barely watch as they're slammed against the rock.
2024-12-14 05:49:06
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MAMA HAS BEEN BLOCKED FROM ATTACKING!

"NO!!!! That rat has a BABY and cannot fight!"
Knight
2024-12-14 05:48:04
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"Sometimes...I wish my gut instincts were wrong... -^-"
"Amaltheus- Shoot the demon!- <:)"
Venus rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-14 05:50:07
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Amaltheus shoots this monster in the face with a robust laser beam! The demon drops the eyegret and once more silently screams and attempts to grab Amaltheus!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.

It grabs Amaltheus and cracks him in two.

But then something strange happens...... Amaltheus rises again.

".............."

Venus is uncontrollably sobbing- He thinks he lost another creature, This is even worse than the last time- At least Sunshine is possibly still alive-
"Fucking, bless the gods..." Cyb checks his surroundings for a weapon, anything to fight with since Mama can't.
Knight
2024-12-14 05:53:17
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Knight stands off to the side, with his mallon. just sort of...watching. Not doing anything instead of trying to fight the demon.

"Honestly you should've just given that catfish that bird. Now look at the mess you're in. -^-"
"Not the time!"
Venus
2024-12-14 05:54:03
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"No- No"
Venus is just a sobbing mess on the ground, someone please smack some sense into him.
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Satan has appeared.
"BE NOT AFRAID!!!!!!!!! ONLY SINNERS SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD AND HIS ANGELS."
"OH MY GOD YAY SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE COME TO HELP US KILL THE DEMON!!!!"
"Uh- Uh, I don't like the look of that!"
"Thank the Aybss, it's Satan!"
Cottie isn't entirely sure what to say to Venus, since he was under the impression his arise was dead. She gently takes his hand and leads him to Amaltheus in hopes that he'd recognize his pet was alive.
"PLEASE PROTECT US FROM THE DEMON, OH SATAN."
Brown Sugar would go and check on the afore dropped and battered eyegret. "Well I hope it's okay..."

The skeletal creature speaks with no words, no sounds....... Yet Amaltheus turns his head as if he could hear.

Amaltheus points at Cottie.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:02:02
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And shoots a small laser at her.

A warning.

She yelps in fear and hides behind Venus. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR, WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?! ๑♡w♡๑"
Satan
2024-12-14 06:03:02
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"AND HELP SHALL BE YOURS. STAND BACK AS I BATTLE WITH THIS DEMON LORD, BUT WHILE I DO SO, YOU MUST HOLD BACK ITS UNDERLING!!!!!!!"
Satan points towards Amaltheus.
Venus hears the lazer sound-
"A-Amaltheus?? Buddy?? <:)"
2024-12-14 06:04:15
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Knight, apparently not planning to take actions against the demon, tries to encourage Abel to go be with Mama.

Knight
2024-12-14 06:04:34
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"I'm just saying, maybe it'll be good for you to make some new friends...? I mean, I know this might not be a great time, but neither of you are doing anything else at the moment. So maybe you should take this chance...yknow, before it's too late. -^-"
"You heard em go get Amaltheus!" The Aftik would command his blort to attack. "I'm sorry Venus, but you heard Satan!!"
"Wait- what?? Whats happening?? No!! <:')"
"Venus, we're going to need to hold off your pet. It's been revived."
"N-neo.. T-this is..-"
"aUGHH- WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM?? >:')"
"I'm sorry this happened to you, but if you want to make it through this, I'm going to need you to help us, okay?"
"I promise we'll try to get him back rather than kill him again, but if we end up having no choice.."
Knight
2024-12-14 06:08:22
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"Hey, uh...Venus? that your name? You don't have to fight your pet if you just kinda join the demon's side. I mean, just giving you that option....not that it's, yknow, necessarily any better or worse than any other option, but, you should have all your cards on the table, you know...? -^-"

Knight just kind of mumbles while petting their rat.
"I am NOT joining the fucking thing that KILLED him >:)"
Brown Sugar rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

The eyegret is ok and was just playing dead!

It's uh....going to keep playing dead.

Nothing can kill the eyegret until the battle is over due to this!

Satan and the "demon" are of equal power, but Satan feels his Lord lend him help. +3 to his attack!!!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:10:50
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He takes out a sword and stabs into the beast, but while it rears up, it isn't overly affected. It attacks back by swinging it's head towards the ground!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:11:30
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Satan is knocked across the ground by the blow, but he's quick to stand back up and pretend that he is unaffected.

Venus approaches Amaltheus, Planning to pick him him and point him in a direction where he cannot shoot anyone with his lazers

"B-buddy- I'm sorry I let this happen to you… <:')"

The arise points its horn at its owner.
"Arise....."

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

Venus has a giant hole now.....

"…So be it then <:')"

And yet....Venus still stands......

But now with the other team.

"DO NOT LET THE WATER DEMON'S PEOPLE KILL! IT BRINGS THEM BACK TO ITS SIDE!!!!!"
"I just want everyone to know that this is all Cyb's fault. -^-"
"NOT RIGHT NOW."
"Venus!! Oh man that does NOT look good!!"
Cyb
2024-12-14 06:41:44
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"Shit....Abyss, have mercy on their souls..." Cyb goes to knock out a turtle. It needs to go down.
NO- NO MORE- Venus is not letting anyone hurt Amaltheus- Not again- not EVER again. He swings his cane at where he can hear Cyb-
2024-12-14 06:42:39
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Satan takes a deep breath and asks God for his help. He can feel the light, he just needs to harness it.

2024-12-14 06:42:53
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Satan rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:43:17
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He strikes once more into the face of the skeleton. His hits are starting to cause a crack in the skull but it's still not enough.

The skeleton starts to silently scream and thrash.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Satan, once again is tossed off, but this time lands on his feet.

Trailing behind Cyb closely, Cottie follows. Now maybe all Amaltheus needed was a little love, despite being so… She slides Amaltheus a cute little bow, while trying to keep distance. Violence wasn't her strong suit.
"SOMETHING IS ANGERING THIS BEAST FROM HELL!!!!! BUT WHAT? WHO IS ANGERING IT. IT DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE ANGERED BY US. THEN WHO?"
"Oh oh!!!! Should we try to calm down the demon????"
Satan holds out his sword.

"We don't make friends with sinners, son."
"Besides, aren't you watching over Mama?"
"Oh yeah that's right! But uuuh the redemption stuff what about-"
Knight
2024-12-14 06:45:21
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"Yhis is getting pretty close huh. hey, Cyb? I think you should give it that thornhead. If you do that, you might get out of here with that eyegret....and, you know, your life. -^-"
"I am NOT giving a demon the thornhead."
"Demons cannot be redeemed."
Venus rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
Venus taps Cyb hard in the leg, but nothing more.

Amaltheus takes aim.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

And shoots Cottie, but not enough to kill. It hisses out an "arise" and is now focused on Cottie!

"WE ARE NOT! I SAY NOT! GIVING A DAMN DEMON WHAT IT WANTS!!!!"
"Oh no no no! Come on we have to go stop Amaltheus" Brown Sugar commanded his blort to attck the arise!
Venus- Tries again to protect his Arise- He failed once he does not want to fail again…. Not again…
Cyb is still trying to punch an Arise.
"Abel, spray some water at Cyb. Aim for the mechanical bits. -^-"
She falls back in pain from being quite literally shot, and uses her feet to scooch away from the arise. However this doesn't stop her all to much, and no matter how much pain she was in, nothing could at least stop the various randomly stocked items she had. Pulling out a bottle of glitter, she throws it at the arise.
"GOD IN HEAVEN. I AM ASKING YOU TO LISTEN TO ME NOW. THIS IS IMPORTANT. A DEMON IS ATTACKING. LEND ME YOUR SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Satan rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 11 is rolled.
"WHY IS GOD NOT LISTENING TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh. Uh, I might know why....."
Somewhere else...

"Pwwwwweh....."

Jesus is currently wearing headphones as he paints with his Dan'gersign. He hears a strange mumbling in the background but thinks nothing of it.
Chrisleprae
2024-12-14 06:53:55
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"Mmmmmmmmmmmm yeah maybe I shouldn't have gifted God headphones."

Venus starts protecting his arise!

Brown Sugar rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:55:01
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The blort bites into Venus!

Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

CYB GIVES VENUS A MAJOR SMACK DOWN.

VENUS CAN NO LONGER MOVE...BUT IS STILL ALIVE.

2024-12-14 06:56:42
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Meanwhile, Abel sprays water into Cyb's joints!

Cyb's arms start to malfuction!

Cottie rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:58:09
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The arise is blinded and starts to fire lasers wildly!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:58:55
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It uh
Just went
In the air......

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2024-12-14 06:59:05
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You…you failed him again… worthless. Venus despite being down for the count just starts crying more-
Cyb
2024-12-14 06:59:27
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"Ack-" Cyb's arms start going haywire "A...noooooo! Zetti modified these for me, you bastard! I'm going to have a word with you after this!" Still determined to deal with the arise, however, Cyb still tries to knockout an arise.
Chrisleprae
2024-12-14 06:59:48
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"Hey Satan, are you sure we can't just be nice to the demon."
"I dare you to say that again, child."
"Are you sure we can't be nice to the demon?"
"You were not supposed to take that literally."
"To be fair I don't think it sounds like a bad idea either-"
"Oh ok. No redemption, demon bad man."
Knight
2024-12-14 07:01:08
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"You could totally be nice to the demon. None of this would've happened if Cyb wasn't such a bitch. -^-"
"Bitch."
"You disabled my FUCKING ARMS"
Knight
2024-12-14 07:02:27
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"You were being very rude and trying to commit animal abuse. -^-"
"This turtle is trying to kill us!"
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:03:15
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Cyb fails to slap the arise but they do slap Venus a little more.

"Sorry..."
Brown Sugar is currently weighing out his options... he could lose his blort to trying to persuade the demon or continuing to attack the arise.
He decides to have his blort try to reason with the demon....?
Venus
2024-12-14 07:03:54
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Venus does not react much
"..I…deserve…it <:')"
He wheezes.
2024-12-14 07:04:22
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Satan puts his hands together in prayer.


"God....I am BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN. I NEED YOUR POWER TO DESTROY THIS DEMON RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
"Jesus please take off your headphones or I'm going to feel super guilty about all this."
Satan rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 16 is rolled.
Knight
2024-12-14 07:05:53
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"Wow, Venus, you're making a very good disciple of singer right now. Great job. -^-"
Cottie stumbles to get up due to her injuries, but manages. Equipping a piece of paper and a pen she rips the papers in half and writes an affirmation on the two of them. "Some people just need.. a little love. ๑♡w♡๑" She throws them at the arise and Venus. This was the most she could do to fight.
Venus
2024-12-14 07:06:17
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"I….don't….carreee….I..I..just…wanted…to..be..with..my..buddy <:')"

Satan strikes once more, the skull of the beast cracks. He just needs one more good hit and he might finally expose some sort of weakness!

The beast chatters...having saved up its power to attack twice.

2024-12-14 07:07:28
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Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 16, 9 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:09:05
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The beast smashes Satan into the ground. This attack is not like its others, it's harsh.

Satan manages to get tapped as he escapes the next attack.

He's getting tired, one more good hit like that and he's done for.


The beast once again looks away from the battle and screams, silently arguing with entities that cannot be seen. A promise was made to it that is going unfulfilled, and it is more angry about that then anything else.

Cyb
2024-12-14 07:10:47
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Cyb struggles to keep his arms in check
"Gah, once I get these things fixed, I swear the first place these are going are your face, Knight." Cyb tries desperately to actually hit a turtle this time.
"wooo...! go fishy...! i believe in you.... -^-" Knight half-heartedly cheers on from the sidelines.
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:12:01
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Cyb punches that turtle (and Venus a little bit!) The arise counters!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:12:44
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By stabbing Cyb a little! (and Venus a little too!!!!)

The demon stops.....

It chortles a small happy song. It's actually making noise.

The demon is distracted!!!

Chrisleprae
2024-12-14 07:13:40
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"Huuuuuh???? What's distracting it??????"
"CLEARLY GOD'S LIGHT!!!! DEATH TO IT!!!!"
Satan rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:14:40
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Satan slips on a wet stone and breaks his knee.

Venus
2024-12-14 07:14:51
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"…It…its..fine…make..sure..mama's…baby..is..okay <:')"
"................................"
2024-12-14 07:15:23
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Satan holds his sword out for the germ to take. The germ shuffles over.

Chrisleprae rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:15:57
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He stabs himself slightly doing so and looks dejected.

"Oh boy.....I'm not sure I'm cut out for playing the role of Satan........."
"HUH?! HE WAS DOWN FROM THAT!?"
"You can do it little germy boy! ๑♡w♡๑"
2024-12-14 07:19:53
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The skeleton is grooving!!!!!!

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2024-12-14 07:20:19
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"Please, I just want to stop the lasers. STOP. SHOOTING. LASERS."

Cyb is still smacking a turtle. Again.
"I'm coming to help!" Brown Sugar runs over to smack the turtle as well!
"Thank you"
Venus
2024-12-14 07:21:02
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"…Sorry..buddy..<:')"
Venus would have tried to shield Amaltheus again but alas. This hurts too much- It hurts hearing his poor creature get attacked and being helpless once again.
"I'll help too! ๑♡w♡๑" She takes off her shoe, it's Not-So chancla time. She throws it at the arise.
2024-12-14 07:21:36
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The "water demon" sings more, it poses for a crowd that cannot be seen! It's almost totally forgotten about the whole fighting thing!

"IT MOCKS US BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I dunno it just seems like it's having fun now but I'll uh, try to attack it."
Chrisleprae rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

The germ slowly shuffles towards the bones of the 5 story tall monster.
He taps the bones a little.

"Yeah Satan I can't kill this."
"TRY HARDER."
"Mmmmmmmmm no I can't do this here just have your sword back."
Knight
2024-12-14 07:23:44
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"Fishy! watch out! The fight's not over yet! -^-" Knight yells up at the water demon, trying to remind it what's going on.
2024-12-14 07:24:09
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3 PEOPLE START SMACKING A TURTLE

Fortuna rolls three 20 sided dice. A 9, 9, and 2 is rolled.

BUT THEY ALL JUST START SMACKING VENUS

IT'S VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THIS ISN'T ON PURPOSE ANYMORE.

Venus
2024-12-14 07:27:47
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"…At..least…it..wasn't..Amal…cough <:')"
2024-12-14 07:27:14
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"eEEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!!!!!"

The bones sing one last song.

Those who have died in his battle become healed, their wounds close, and no damage shows anymore.

Their minds are freed.

The bones crumble into the water, each becoming fish as they hit. Each swimming away, one after the other.

"THE DEMON HAS ESCAPED!!!!"
"WOOHOO WE'RE SAVED!!!!!"
"Think that counts as a win for the demon and not you though, Satan."
"We tried, Satan."
"And...uh...sorry about the whole 'kicking you while you're down' thing."
Knight
2024-12-14 07:29:33
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"Hey I don't know about anyone else but it feels like some sort of mind control has been lifted from me. Woah. I can't believe I said all those things. Hey Cyb I'm really sorry about your arms. -^-"
Venus remains on the ground- Though the hole in his chest is fixed the events of today have scarred the SHIT out of him
"Hey Venus!! You and Amaltheus' wounds have healed?!"
"It's hard to aim with malfunctioning arms."
"But, there are people still hurt ๑♡w♡๑." She limps over to Satan after retrieving her shoe and puts a cute little bandaid on his bad knee. "I hope you feel better, thank you for trying to help us, you did your best and I'm proud of you. ๑♡w♡๑"
"…I should've died <:)"

Satan puts his hands together.

2024-12-14 07:30:33
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"...........It is ok.....today God wished to humble me and remind me that I can only fight when I am blessed by his light truly. I let myself be overcomed with rage! I must repent."
With a clash of thunder, Satan disappears.
"Bye Satan!!!!!"
"Bye Satan."
"Hey....he forgot his sword....................."
"Can I have it?"
Cottie
2024-12-14 07:33:36
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"Maybe we should return it? ๑♡w♡๑"
"Stealing is a sin!!!!!"
"It's why I asked first. Not going to take it without permission."
"Not my sword."
"But, if Satan was here.....hmmmmmm."
"If Satan was here he would say something super cool like "Taking my sword is a sin, but I shall not stop you if you take it!" So I'll say the same!"
"Taking the sword of Satan is a sin, but I shall not stop you if you do it!"
"Sweet." Cyb puts the sword in his inventory.
"I don't think you should take it Cyb!!"
"Me neither… ๑♡w♡๑"
"I guess that's fair."
"I'll return it if I see him, but until then, I'll keep it safe for now."
Venus steadys himself as he gets up and walks over to pet Amaltheus- he probably doesn't deserve him anymore

"…Sorry buddy <:)"
"Hey the eyegret is still here! Did you guys forget?"

Brown Sugar ran back to the bird.
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2024-12-14 07:36:23
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Knight goes over to make sure the Eyegret is okay, petting it gently. "It's okay, that thing is gone now. -^-"
2024-12-14 07:37:15
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The eyegret jumps up and fluffs itself out as Brown Sugar and Knight come over. It's ok, thank goodness it's great at playing dead! Safe to say that this guy is tamed, it doesn't want to deal with any of those gods and demon things!

"Good boy eyegret! Who's a good little Chainsaw?"
2024-12-14 07:39:35
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"vROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"…well- at least the eyegret's okay. <:)"
"I'm glad it's ok. Congrats on the bird! ๑♡w♡๑"
"I'm glad the eyegret is okay! How's Mama doing?"
"Oh shit, good question. Mama?"
"is-is she okay? <:)"
Chrisleprae
2024-12-14 07:42:23
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"Mamma is ok. I've been watching her and everything!!! And God is saying to me."
" "Sorry I wasn't listening what happened?" "
"BUT ALSO THAT THE BABY WILL BE..... BLUE!"
"Blue?"
"Yeah blue like....That guy!!!!"
"....."
"AAAAAABEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!"
"I think it will be a beautiful baby-"
"…Good baby- I hope it'll thrive <:)"
"Don't yell at my mallon he's a good boy. -^-"
"Yeah- it's not his fault. He's just a mallon >:)"
"You told that mallon to shoot out my arms!"
"It'll be a beautiful baby with a lovely coat! I hope you'll love Mama's kid as much as she will! ๑♡w♡๑"
"Hopefully..."
"Hey, quick request. Can you not tell Satan that God answered my question on the outcome on this birth but not his prayers???? I don't want him to feel bad...."
"Alright… <:)"
"Can do, Jesus Germ."
"Your secret is safe with me! ๑♡w♡๑"
"Yea, of course!"
Knight
2024-12-14 07:47:57
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"Hey look, I might've told Abel to shoot your arms. But also, I was under mind control at the time, okay. I'm really sorry. -^-"
"That thing didn't kill you. That was all you."
Knight
2024-12-14 07:48:48
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"No, listen, I died the other day. I went into a storage area and a big bird ate me. I was totally mind controlled. -^-"
"Really now?"
Knight
2024-12-14 07:49:16
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"Yeah. you can ask the others, there was uh...strawberry, and...this moth. I don't really remember but they saw it. -^-"

While the group by the river argue about this or that, the germ boy hops and skips away after this job well done.

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