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DICK RIDERS
2024-12-14 07:03:22
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[ The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks Soundtrack - 90. Papuchia Village ]

On this cool morning you and your group have been sold directions towards a legendary. You watch a large amount of people struggling to hunt, as the pool of creatures gets smaller and smaller.

You reach the location where you were told the legendary was at.

A village.......

A hohun village! Thank goodness! The hohuns chatter about though a wall keeps outsiders out. A guard stands on duty with a meg.

Hohun Guard
"Man I think we're both glad we're not guarding that other place, aren't we cattle friend?"
2024-12-14 07:06:02
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"Mew.......nyaaa...."

Hohun Herder
2024-12-14 07:06:25
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"Hey.........aliens incoming, look alive."
Red Jasper
"Hey there! Nice meg you got! May I take one of its fruits?"
Quantum
2024-12-14 07:07:40
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Quantum notices the familiar face and... greets them from a distance. "Hi again friend!!!! =BD"
Butter
The frog lands right next to the group, and tumbles a little, before slowing down to a stop.

"Butter."
Hohun Herder
"Uuuuuuuuh you can have a fruit but like. Aliens keep eating it and getting weird rashes so that's up to you, bitch."
"I'm sure it'll be fine!" Red takes a fruit, and eats it.

The leader of the group, a massive hokkan, stomps up to the hohun, and roars.

Hohun Herder
"OH JEEZ!!!!! UH HOLD BACK YOUR CAPTURE CREATURE!!!!"
L'Kang
"BEHOLD. IT IS I, SHOKKAN L'KANG. THE KING OF BEASTS (in training) DEMANDS NEW ANIMAL SOLDIERS FOR HIS ARMY."
Butter
The frog opens its gaping maw at Shokkan L'Kang. Get in there.
Hohun Herder
"Woah........your capture creature sounds like it's talking."
Red Jasper
"Oh, no that's not a capture creature. I almost forgot I was with him. I think he's a king? Pretty adamant about it anyways."
Hohun Herder
"Shokan matagin to you too bud."

L'Kang raises his talons in an apparent attempt to strike down the hohun...
But then roughly pats it on the head, remembering his training.

Hohun Herder
"AAAA-"
Hohun Herder
"Oh this actually is quite nice."
L'Kang
"POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. KEY TO LONG-LASTING FRIENDSHIP. AND POWER. TELL ME. LITTLE ONE. WHERE CAN L'KANG FIND BEASTS FOR HIS ARMY? THIS IDIOT COW WILL DO NICELY."
Ashe
"Ha, isn't this fun? Nothing bad is happening!"
Quantum
"Yeah, this is nice. =BD"
Butter
The Frog hops over to the Meg. It opens its gaping maw at it, expecting it to get inside.
Hohun Herder
"Woah woah. That's my cattle. Don't do anything bad to it."

The meg starts stepping inside the frog.

Hohun Herder
"AYE OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Hohun Herder
"pWEH..........That could have been bad."
L'Kang
"YES. TODAY WE FEAST, COMRADES!"

The frog closes its maw.

Hohun Herder
"Uh if you want a creature, some like, weird uuuuuh.....hoooo....ok....I don't know the correct word for this thing."
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 07:17:33
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"That's ok! take your time."
Butter
The frog turns to the shopkeeper, before looking at L'Kang, then at the herder. It opens it gaping maw.

"Get in here." It almost seems to whisper.
Hohun Herder
"It's uh.........hmmm... it's.......ok I know a word for it, but I can't say it. Cause it's a really fucking bad word. It's long is what I'm saying."
Red Jasper
"Long?"
L'Kang
"BAD WORD? LET US HEAR."
Hohun Herder
"It's a dick."
Hohun Herder
"You wanted me to say it, I said it, bitch."
Red Jasper
"You mean like... it's rude?"
L'Kang
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
Quantum
2024-12-14 07:22:47
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"The??? Creature is?????? A dick??????? =BD"
Butter
The frog becomes a lot more interested, and stops trying to eat shopkeep.
Hohun Herder
"Look....I ain't saying it again. You wanna see this dick- ugh, this thing, then you can go right in but I gotta tell you right now, no hurting us hohuns, mother don't like when we get hurt, we're peaceful folk."
L'Kang
"THOU CALLED L'KANG... BITCH?"
Hohun Herder
"Yeah you look big and strong like a bitch."
Red Jasper
"I think it's a translation error, L'Kang."
Ashe
"Alright, thanks for the tip!"
Quantum
"we'll be on our best behavior!!! =BD"

The frog attempts to get the meg inside its mouth again.

Ashe
Ashe tries to surreptitiously push the frog's mouth closed.
L'Kang
"THOU DARE CALL L'KANG "BITCH?" PERHAPS THOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH BORKO, IMP OF THE CURSED BLADE..."
Hohun Herder
"Is Borko a nice guy? I like talking with folks. We can talk while you go in."
Hohun Herder
2024-12-14 07:29:36
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"If that's ok with Borko."

The meg wants to get in the mouth of the frog, but the hohun is pressing on it to stop it.

The frog inhales a gust of air.

Starting to get weirded out by the frog, the hohun shuffles to the side, allowing entry into the village, and also to protect his cattle friend.

2024-12-14 07:35:27
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"BORKO, MAKE HIM SUFFER."

L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 7 is rolled.

Borko rushes TOWARDS THE HOHUN!!!!!!
And gives him blort kisses!!!!

L'Kang
"IT WOULD SEEM BORKO HAS DECIDED TO LET THOU LIVE... FOR NOW."
Hohun Herder
"Yeah I like this Borko thing, he's pretty cool."
Quantum
"Oh thank goodness. =BD"
Red Jasper
"What a cute, if a bit unnerving guy."
Red Jasper
"Wait is that a sword?"
L'Kang
"COME, O FEARFUL SUBJECTS. AND REMEMBER, THOU ART CHOSEN TO ASSIST HIS MAJESTY. AND THOU WILL NOT FAIL, ELSE THOU WILL SUFFER SAME FATE OF ALL COWARDS WHO DISAPPOINT L'KANG."

He proceeds into the village.
Ashe
"Yeah, let's do it team!"
Quantum
"Yeah!!!!!! Let's do this. =BD"
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 07:40:45
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"Hey, no. I came cause I wanted to."
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 07:42:35
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"But yeah, lets go!"
Butter
The frog leaps into the air towards the village. It lands with a giant THUD, and a cloud of dust.

"....Butter."
2024-12-14 07:43:07
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You all follow L'Kang into the village. The hohuns gawk at all of you, chattering this way and that, but none of them are negative towards the group; hohuns are peaceful after all. In the middle of the village is a large and lovely snakevine.

2024-12-14 07:44:30
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A LEGENDARY SNAKEVINE HAS APPEARED.

Red Jasper
"So... this is the... 'dick'?"
L'Kang
"AHH! WORTHY OPPONENT?"
Ashe
"Wow, look at that creature! I hope it's up to your standards, L'kang!"
Quantum
"Pretty!!!!!!! =BD"

The frog thunders towards the snakevine, and suddenly halts in front of it. It opens it gaping maw.

The snakevine taps the frog's snout, displeased with the weird creature in its spot.
Red Jasper
"... did that frog follow us here?"
T-4613709
"Hoo hoo! I see you folks found this pretty girl!"
T-4613709
"How are you enjoying the hohun village? Hohuns are such strange creatures aren't they?"
Quantum
"I mean!! They're funny, but in a good way. =BD"
Red Jasper
"Still a small language barrier, but they seem nice!"
L'Kang
"L'KANG IS NOT IMPRESSED. THEY WERE BORN TO BE EATEN. NO MATCH EVEN FOR FROG."
Ashe
"Indeed, a strange people but friendly nonetheless! I'm glad to have met them on my journey so far!"
T-4613709
"Oh yes I agree they do not fight back! Hoo hoo. That's why we're raising money to protect them. If it wasn't for my mom these poor folk would already be killed by now. The investors coming in are amazing! This planet will be protected for a very long time."
T-4613709
"Hoo hoo, but you didn't come to hear me talk about this strange species! You wish to catch this legendary right?"
L'Kang
"THIS SNAKE, HOWEVER. "DICK" WAS IT'S NAME? IT WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY ARMY OF BEASTS."
T-4613709
"Umm.....please call this a snakevine and not, that weird word you're using for it."

For unknown reasons, the meg-fruit Red Jasper ate only now takes effect.

Red Jasper rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
Red Jasper
"I don't mind if you talk more about Hohuns, actu-"

Red Jasper turns into a capture creature.
..............................
You have to deal with this....

Quantum
"Wait where is Red??? =BD"
Butter
The frog turns to Red. It doesn't care about dick anymore. Dick's a little bitch.
Hohun Herder
"Told you aliens not to eat that fucking fruit, gives you the weirdest rashes I tell you."
Ashe
"Man, that fruit sure has some nasty effects! Glad I didn't have any!"
Quantum
"Is. Is Red that bird? =BD"
L'Kang
"IS IT JUST L'KANG, OR IS THAT AFTIK NAKED?"
Red Jasper
"SQUAAAWW SQUAWWW."

The seizing bird flaps wildly.
Quantum
"Wait. Is??? This what a naked aftik looks like????? =BD"
T-4613709
"I believe the aftik has been returned to its natural form by the fruits of Mother. Hoo hoo!"
L'Kang
"VERY WELL, HOHUN."
L'Kang
"DIIIIIICK."
2024-12-14 08:11:03
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The frog opens its gaping maw at Red. It starts to fall forwards towards Red.

T-4613709
"...................I will call my mother if you keep using that tone with me. Hooooooo."
Red Jasper
The "Naturalist" Red jumps backwards, not wanting to be frog food.

The frog gives up.

T-4613709
"Anyway, this snakevine is in bloom and is looking for something amazing! Why don't you show it some of your skills?"
Ashe
Ashe attempts to sit on the frog's mouth. Gosh, whoever's capture creature this is, it isn't very well-trained.

The Frog opens it's mouth, attempting to engulf Ashe instead. THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

L'Kang
"THE KING GROWS IMPATIENT OF YOUR NONSENSE. YOU MAY EAT EACH OTHER AFTER THE BEAST IS MINE!"
Red Jasper
"Squwwaaaacka!!!! Tttaaawwww!"

The hohun guard takes another fruit and just sort of....shuffles over to Red......and tries to put another one in his mouth.

Hohun Guard
"I think if you eat two that cancels it out...or kills yah."
Red Jasper
YES HE ABSOLUTLEY TAKES IT PLEASE.
Red Jasper rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
RED JASPER DIES.
L'Kang
"SIGH. WHO DIES TO A FRUIT. PATHETIC."
RED JASPER FUCKING DIES.
Hohun Herder
"..............Is that normal for that species I dunno aliens man."
RED JASPER IS DEAD. HE'S NOT JUST DEAD. HE TURNS INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES OF DUST AND FLOATS AWAY.
L'Kang
"THOU ART WORTHLESS. CLEARLY BORKO MUST SHOW THOU HOW IT'S DONE."
L'Kang
"COME BORKO. IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE. SHINE BORKO, SHINE!"
L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 9 is rolled.

Borko rolls over.
The hohuns start clapping!

Hohun Herder
"Woah....that's amazing."
T-4613709
"Lovely job, Borko!"
Hohun Herder
"I told you, this fucking blort, he knows some good tricks."
Ashe
"Hey calm down frog! I can tell you're excited, but we're here to capture a creature remember? Why don't you show the snakevine the highest jump you can do?" Ashe attempts to not be engulfed by the frog.
2024-12-14 08:22:24
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The frog stops eating Ashe. It thunders over to the snakevine, with Ashe still on it.

Ashe
"Come on froggy, try and do a flip! I believe in you!"
Butter
The frog faces downwards and bellows ear piercingly; it sounds suspiciously like a genre-defying combination of rap, punk, electronic, noise, and industrial music. Using the air and soundwaves, it tries propelling itself upwards to space.
Butter rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-14 08:29:53
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The frog flops on its side.

2024-12-14 08:31:30
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The meg moos.

Fortuna flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-14 08:33:34
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Suddenly, Red remanifests......as a meg. A talking meg.

Quantum
"..... where did this meg come from? =BD"
L'Kang
L'Kang stops to admire the newly manifested talking meg.

"CLEARLY BORKO'S DOING. BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE CURSED BLADE!"

THE HOHUNS CHEER.

Hohun Herder
"Woah.....who is this man, he's better than Borko."
T-4613709
"I don't think the snakevine is interested but the crowd is!"
Quantum
"Yeah that sounds right. Hi Borko-magic meg! =BD"
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 08:38:03
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Red Jasper rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

woaH THAT'S IMPRESSING THE SNAKEVINE!!!!!!!!

Quantum
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA! =BD"
Hohun Herder
"Woah...that cattle can scream."
T-4613709
"It's really loud, quite amazing!!!"
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 08:40:09
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"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED WHY AM I A FUCKING COW"

The hohuns clap like they're at a golf match.

Quantum
"Good for them! Good for them. =BD"
Red Jasper
"..."
Quantum
2024-12-14 08:41:51
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"Uh, =BD"
Red Jasper
"WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE"

The frog starts to recite high-intensity rap lyrics - It suddenly belches, spitting this out.

Butter rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -5. An 8 is rolled.

The snakevine....isn't interested......

Quantum
2024-12-14 08:47:44
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"Hello?????????? =BD"
L'Kang
"THOU THINK BORKO WILL BE UPSTAGED BY IDIOT COW? LET US SEE ABOUT THAT."
L'Kang
"SCREAM, BORKO. SCREAM WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT."
L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 12 is rolled.

BORKO SCREAMS A HOWL. The snakevine gets closer, now that's the music it wanted to hear!!!!

Ashe
"Wait, I've got it! Let's start a sing-along with our pets!"
2024-12-14 08:48:54
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Ashe picks up his dan'gersign and starts singing the capture creature rap, trying to get it to go along.

Ashe rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

The snakevine has no interest in THOSE KIND OF SONGS! It wants a song from the soul!

Red Jasper
"PLEASE HELP I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS OF DEATH"
Quantum
"Ok?? So have I. You aren't special, talking meg. =BD"
Hohun Herder
"Woah, these aliens know how to party."
Red Jasper
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS PARTYING I LITERALLY DIED!"
Hohun Herder
"Well uh, I can try and feed you another fruit."
Ashe
"You're fine now though, and isn't that what matters? Everything's fine!"
Quantum
"Wait. =BD"
Quantum
Is that you Red????? =BD"

The hohun puts a fruit in Red's mouth.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-14 08:53:56
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Red is LIKE HALF AFTIK....HALF MEG.......
CENTAUR.
RED'S A CENTAUR NOW.
AFTIK TOP.
MEG BOTTOM.
CONGRATULATIONS.

Red Jasper
Red screams in agony.
Quantum
"Oh wow you are. Well, hi again Red!!!!!! =BD"
L'Kang
2024-12-14 08:55:29
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"HAH. PATHETIC! THERE IS NONE MORE LOUD THAN L'KANG!" L'Kang joins in the SCREAMING.
L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

L'Kang accidently makes a small cute squeek noise.

The HOHUNS GO WILD.

The...snake vine covers its face, embarrassed in you.

Hohun Herder
"Dang, that Shojen Mankann really knows how to sing a tune."
L'Kang
"SORRY. NOT SCREAMER ONCE WAS."
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 09:00:53
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"ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOING FOR THE DICK RIGHT NOW??? THIS ISN'T NORMAL?????"
Ashe
"Don't worry, my little buddy would tell me if anything dangerous was around! So we're safe!"
Quantum
"Alright, specially weapon time... backflip!!! =BD" Quantum goes for a backflip!
Quantum rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

Quantum backflips. THE SNAKEVINE LOVES IT!

The hohuns aren't too impressed though.

Quantum
"Works every time!!! =BD"

Quantum's mallon seems to disagree, heavily.
Butter
The frog tries to crush a child's dirt castle. It's butter making time!
2024-12-14 09:03:20
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Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-14 09:03:48
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DIRT CASTLE CRUSHED!!!!
The snakevine nods in approval. A hohun child cries. The frog licks the remains of the dirt castle.

L'Kang
"BAH. WATCH CLOSELY! NONE CAN FLIP LIKE BORKO!"
Ashe
"I wish I could backflip!"
L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Borko does the flip, but stumbles a bit on the landing!

The snakevine tries to show them how to do a backflip!

The snakevine rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

It ties itself in a knot and can't move!

Quantum
"Dick. I thought you were cool. You can't even backflip??? =BD"
T-4613709
"Hoo hoo, silly creature, snakes can't flip!"

Now it has a chance. The frog STORMS towards the snakevine not stopping, opening its maw.

The snakevine struggles, it's defenseless now!

L'Kang
"HAH. THE BEAST IS WEAKENED! ONWARD, MY FEARFUL SUBJECTS!"

L'Kang attempts to pick up the snakevine.

L'Kang rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-14 09:15:24
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L'kang grabs the snakevine before the frog could try to eat it like noodles!!!!

Hohun Herder
"Hey, thanks L-kang man. We uh, couldn't get rid of it."

The frog, without its original target, crashes into something.

Butter rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
2024-12-14 09:17:23
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Butter rolls into a soft pile of pillows. :)

A cheering sound effect plays from its loudspeakers.

T-4613709
"Hoo hoo, the hohuns are so silly, they can't fight the snakevine, and thus were unable to move it as long as it did not attack them! You have done them a service!"
Red Jasper
2024-12-14 09:18:46
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"Is literally everybody ignoring the condition I am in right now??"
Quantum
"Red hold on. This is a touching moment. =BD"
Ashe
"I'm sure they have good doctors here Red! You'll be fine!"
Hohun Herder
".....Do you want another fruit...."

The.....hohun just sort of....puts the fruit next to Red's mouth....

Quantum
"Actually yeah. Keep eating fruit. =BD"
Red Jasper
"TOUCHING MOMENT???" Red slaps away the fruit. No more.
L'Kang
"SILENCE. FOUR-LEGGED AFTIK. BEFORE I KILL THOU MYSELF!"
Red Jasper
"I'll kill you!!"

Red commands his capture creature, Cucumber, to attack L'Kang!

Red Japser rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

Red's pet goes up to L'Kang, but L'Kang is too fluffy!
It bounces off his feathers and flops to the ground.

Red Jasper
"...."
Red Jasper
"I'll just go..."
Hohun Herder
"Look, if you don't eat the fruit you're just going to be stuck like that."
Ashe
Ashe picks a fruit, and feeds it to the frog.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

The frog is now.......................
Tiny.

Quantum
"Tiny........ =BD"
Butter
The frog, furious, explodes.
Butter rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
The frog died.
Successfully......
2024-12-14 09:31:15
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Hohun Herder
".........................."

The hohuns clap.

Hohun Herder
"Man forget Borok or whoever his name is. This frog got the tricks pretty amazing."
Quantum
Quantum claps too :)
L'Kang
"THE KING OF BEASTS NEEDS BETTER SUBJECTS. HOW PATHETIC."
L'Kang
"I GROW WEARY OF THIS. SNAKE IS LEAVING WITH THE KING OF BEASTS. AND IS NOTHING THOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. THOU ART WELCOME."
L'Kang
2024-12-14 09:37:08
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Red leaves angrily, before he could hear L'Kang's commands. His pet makes another, final charge at L'Kang, where they bounce harmlessly off before following.
O-8
2024-12-14 09:37:39
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"NOW IS NOT TIME FOR SCRITCHES."
Hohun Herder
"....Can I give you scritches?"
L'Kang
L'Kang looks around, and commands everyone else in the party to leave.
Quantum
"ok i'll go. but...... =BD" Quantum backflips all the way out of the village.
Quantum rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

NICE BACKFLIPS!!!!!!!

Ashe
"I'm glad we all had a fun time and no one got hurt, this is what capture creatures is all about! Thanks guys, see you around!" Ashe leaves.

It is now just L'kang, and the hohuns......

Hohun Herder
"..............................."

Now that the others are gone, L'Kang leans into the hohun.

L'Kang
"YES, THERE ALWAYS TIME FOR SCRITCHES."

The whole village gathers around to give L'Kang scritches!!! They all love petting the soft feathers, they're much softer than theirs.

===EXPEDITION OVER===

Red, walking back to the main camp area, turns to look at the camera.

Red Jasper
"You all are fucking weirdos. I'm gonna go see Jesus."

[Later that day.]

Chrisleprae
"............................................................."
Satan
2024-12-14 09:46:34
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".................................................................................."
Jesus
"Yeah.......I don't have anything for this."
Jesus
"MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm"
Red Jasper
"You what."
Chrisleprae
"Don't worry Mr. Red Jasper!"
Chrisleprae
"I got the phone number to the best doctor in the universe!!!!!! She's going to want to see this."
2024-12-14 09:48:43
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2024-12-14 09:51:32
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"What did you say? -m-"
Chrisleprae
"He's half meg and I need you over here right away to fix this!!!!!!"
O-8
..................................
O-8
"I'm on my way. -mo"
[And that's how Red stopped being half a meg, the end. Please ignore the chainsaw noises.]
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