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THE WATCHER, BLACKBIRD▼
THE WATCHER, BLACKBIRD

[Lobotomy Corp OST - No Warning]

With the sun only starting to rise you and your team head out, hoping to catch a creature before today's meeting. On the hunt you find two slittery tracks.

One heads towards a cave that emits cold air, the other to a field of flowers.

W-3259
"First, I just wanna say I AM SO GLAD you guys said you would come hang out with me! Oh boy, we're gonna have so much fun! We've got ALL THIS ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!! >W<" The delighted W-3259 dashes around in circles, flailing his arms about giddily. He's oh so excited to be out on an expedition.
Twix
"GLAD I COULD MAKE IT!"
G-Class
2024-12-14 05:28:57
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:58:35
Some guy with a really badly made notail mask walks alongside the group. "You guys don't mind if I tag along for a little, right? Need to give this little snake here some battle experience and a taste for violence and blood and all that if you know what I mean. Shit I almost forgot. =>"
Y-507
"Of course! I'm so glad I could come. uwu"
Starlis
2024-12-14 05:29:36
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:59:25
"You know the lucevians, we do enjoy hanging out with notails now and then, and I'm glad to lend a hand while exploring around. This place is quite...odd. Pretty sure I died and haven't been replaced by a clone...for once..."
W-3259
2024-12-14 05:30:36
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:59:47
"LOL!! I MEAN dying is like super 2003, super stale memes amirite? But battle experience sounds like fun hahah don't you just love blood and stuff?!! >w<"
W-3259
2024-12-14 05:30:46
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:00:10
"Alrightie!! Do we wanna check out those pretty flowers or that cool lookin' place over there? What do you think, Sundae? >w<"

The gwech licks its eyes lazily in response.
Starlis
"All I can say is unless you're a trained professional, like football, throwing is not very useful for actual combat."
G-Class
2024-12-14 05:31:46
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-14 05:35:35
"Oh abso-fucking-lutely my man, little critter's taking his time getting used to it, but I think you and I'll get along just fine. I'm fine with letting your gwech decide where we go. =>"
Starlis
"Hmm you know Daisy here always has her own darling little flower, I'm sure wherever we go there will be something in bloom." Starlis responds, softly patting her blorts head.
Twix
"A CAVE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING SPOOKY OR GROSS!!! ...BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THAT SORTA THING."
W-3259
"I cant feel fear!" He chirps, excitedly.
Y-507
"Every which way you decide to go, I'll be glad to follow. Just please don't try to throw us into a pit. uwu"
Y-507
"Don't worry, I promise I'll tell you fear when we get to that. uwu"
G-Class
"Or do, actually! That sounds fun even! Don't listen to these prudes who wouldn't jump off a bridge if their friends did. Loooove pits. =>"
W-3259
"YASSSS pits are so fun~! LOL But i know not everyone likes them. >w<"

Sundae begins to lick the earth and starts to head towards the cave. "Oh, do you taste something interesting, sweaty? >w<"
Y-507
"And I'm telling you not to jump in a pit. uwu"
Starlis
"Cave it is, I see more or less the same in most places, so shouldn't be a problem."

You all head down to the cold misty cave. Below you see technology you've never seen above. Factories and automatic farmers. No one is here though, except for one snakevine.

2024-12-14 05:39:34
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A SHIVERING LEGENDARY SNAKEVINE APPEARS.

Mist leaks out of its mouth, but it is not the one causing the natural chill.

W-3259
"OHMYGOSHWHATAFLUFFYLADANABSOLUTECHAMP>W<"
Twix
"OH ITS SO CUTE!!!! X3"
Y-507
"Awww! I'm worried it might have caught a cold. uwu"
Starlis
"Oh my this technology looks rather...valuable. Huh."
W-3259
"LOL THATS FUNNY- A COLD??? AHAHAHA!! >W<"
W-3259
"I'm gonna name you Snuggie! >w<" He points at the fluffy snakevine.

Before you and the others can approach, someone gets in the way.

Captain
"Sorry I, CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL! Have already found this capture creature. Buzz off, slow pokes!"
Starlis
"You keep saying that. Is that your name?"
G-Class
"Ey, who do ya think ya are getting in our way?! Can't ya see we've got a cold little snakevine to warm up with some lil' rough housin'? >=>"
G-Class
"Oh nevermind. Here I was about to beat up someone's dog. Man people in this planet really like leaving their pets unattended huh? Anyways, let's go get us that snakevine lads!" (Shit, the marker isn't rubbing off)
W-3259
"Lol I cant buzz, I'm not a bee! Unless.... DID YOU WANNA PLAY PRETEND? >W<"
Y-507
"It's not yours unless you can make it yours. Can you do that? It's perfectly alright if you can't, I promise I won't judge. uwu"
Twix
"GOSH WHO LEFT THEIR DAMN DOG IN THE HOLE."
Captain
"................WE'RE THE SAME SPECIES YOU IDIOT."
Y-507
"You still look like a dog to me. uwu"
Starlis
"They look a lot more dignified than you, couldn't be the same species."
Captain
"This capture creature already belongs to me. See, her name is DREAD LORD OF THE ICY WIND, PET OF CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL."
Twix
("I THINK IT HATES ME.")
W-3259
"That's a stupid name. >w<"
G-Class
"Y-yeah! That's not a totally really fuckin' cool name at all! I'm not jealous at all of what you named that thing, you, uh, dog! Yeah! >=>"
Y-507
"Darling, I mean no offense, but that's an awful, awful name. uwu"
Twix
"THE POOR MONGREL MUST HAVE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN. TRAGIC."
Starlis
"You know you are right, maybe it needs a new name."
W-3259
"Snuggie is a MUCH better name, isn't it, Snuggie? >w<" He pulls some sugar cubes from his pocket and after giving a couple to Sundae tries to offer them to the snakevine.
Captain
"You assholes seem like you're asking for a fight! Well I'll give you one!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM, BLACK BIRD, WATCHER OF THE WINGED SAIL, PET TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL!!!!"
2024-12-14 05:55:50
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Last edit: 2024-12-21 20:17:31

A scary seizing bird appears!

"KWAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Blackbird flies around, pecking at the group!

BLACKBIRD TAKES W-3259'S FACE OFF AND SCRATCHES HIS MASK.

Captain rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

BLACKBIRD RIPS OUT ONE OF STARLIS' ANTENNAE!

Captain rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:04:41
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Blackbird barely misses the notail, sailing just over their head.

Captain rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:05:30
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Blackbird gives Twix a good kick!

Y-507
"Seizing bird, are you mad that you're owned by such a stupid dog? It's alright, you can come here and be nice and we won't hurt you. uwu"
Captain rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

And Blackbird misses Y-507 by an inch. He flies back to the Captain of the Winged Sail, perching behind him.

G-Class
"S-SHIT! THAT THING ALMOST TOOK MY DAMN FACE OFF! HEY, YOU! I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DO SENSELESS VIOLENCE. OUR TIME TO SHINE, UH, GRAY TAILED WOGGLES! WARDEN OF THE SACRED FIGHT! BLOOOOODSHEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>=>"
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 9 is rolled.

Woggles curls up and does nothing, not positive or negative.

G-Class
"Man you really uh, are kinda boring. Maybe I should've gone the teaching you tax evasion route of evil instead. Can't even hold a knife to save your life. >>>>=>"
Y-507
("This bird is an asshole… uwu")
Captain
"NOW THAT'S A GOOD BLACK BIRD! You really wanna tussle with the Crew of the Winged Sail?"
W-3259
"MY FACE!!!" Socks collapses to the ground, weeping softly and while covering his mask with one arm, tries to find his face to put it back on.
Y-507
Y-507 tries to find Socks' face.
Y-507 rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

You found it but you accidently cracked it a little....guess it'll have to do....

Y-507
"Here's your face. It looks screwed up but it'll be fine as long as it doesn't hurt your self-esteem. If it does, please don't complain to me. uwu" Y-507 gives Socks back his face.
W-3259
He puts his face back on, sniffling. "Thank you, Y-507... >w<"
Y-507
"Please don't say that to me. uwu"
Twix
"...HEY LASAGNA, FEELIN HUNGRY? WHY DON'T YA GO FOR THE FLYIN' RAT! MAYBE THE DOG TOO." Xe points to the Blackbird and the Captain, patting Lasagna on the back.
Twix rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 7 is rolled.

Lasagna sets your pants on fire!

Captain
2024-12-14 06:16:08
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:14:48
"OH HO HO HOOOO!!!! You called me, Captain of the Winged sail an idiot and dog, but you guys are a bunch of bumbling fools!"
G-Class
"Hey-ah, you alright back there? Don't suppose I could help you up and at 'em? Senseless violence time? Yeah? Friend? Only somewhat concerned, don't get me wrong. Hehoha. >>>>=>"
Starlis
"WHY YOU LITTLE SH- Calm down, it's fine. Daisy, you still have those kitty instincts? Wanna catch an uppity bird?" She asks, snapping her claws as she points to that black bird.
Starlis rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 10 is rolled.

Daisy curls up and does nothing, not positive or negitive.

Y-507
"Awww, the dog's too stupid to realize that it's stupid. I'm sorry, little dog. uwu"
W-3259
"I normally don't like fighting, but I suppose we don't really have any other options now..." He hesitates a moment and then looks to Sundae. "Ok, Sundae, lets show 'em what we're made of! >w<"
Captain
"Lets see you say that again then, BLACKBIRD ATTACK!!!"
W-3259 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 14 is rolled.

Sundae bites on to Blackbird who retaliates!

Captain rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

But fails to do any major damage!

Black bird cannot do another area attack while being held!

G-Class
"I mean, if you aren't a dog, you must be the ugliest rat I've ever seen atleast. Didn't mean to mispecies you bro >=>"
Twix
"I LOVE YOU BUT NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!!!" Twix pats out the fire. "WHY DONT YOU SET FIRE TO THAT NUISANCE INSTEAD?" Xe one again gestures in the Captain's direction.
Captain
"Move out the way, I won't be having this scallywag attack my Blackbird!"
Captain rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 4 is rolled.

He trips and hits his nose on the floor.

Captain
"Ouch......."
W-3259
2024-12-14 07:11:14
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:15:42
"If you didn't wanna fight, you shouldn't have started it, newb! >w<"
Y-507
"Oh no, this dog is so stupid that it can't even walk around. Hehehe. uwu"
Starlis
"Hmm, I'm a little angry but not quite there yet, anyone here able to make a hot dog?" Starlis asks, looking up...
G-Class
"Look man! Woggles! Man! We've talked about this before! Evil and violence are a way of life! You gotta get in the mood! Look at that overgrown rat over there, it's pathetic as all hell! Literal perfect target for senseless violence! You gotta think of something that gets you mad little dude, like uh, last time someone took something meant for you! Oh! Or last time someone took you from someone else! Ay? Can I get a zzszszz from my little partner in evil and gruesome crime? >>>>=>"

The notail tries to pump Woggles up and get them in the mood to actually work.
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -2. A 12 is rolled.

Woggles pushes around the captain, but doesn't seem to be very excited...Her attack should be more powerful but she's just not into it.

"hooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW"

The capture creature yells, causing some objects in the cave to shake with the power of its voice.

It's not impressed by this violence. It wants to see something better.

Y-507
"Ohblessthegods please don't cause an earthquake! uwu"
Starlis
Starlis flinches, thinking for a second from the sudden noise. "Huh what...hmm..." She looks up, staring off for a second... "Daisy, give the Captain of the winged sail a big grappling hug, and plenty of kisses."
Starlis rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 4 is rolled.

Daisy tries to give the captain a big ole hug but slips and falls!!!!!

Well.............Guess that's the end of Daisy for now.

G-Class
"Yeah uh, no. I know you don't exactly like this Woggles, but do me a favor and revert that could you? Eh? Once? >>>>=>"

The event never happened and no one remembers it.

Daisy gives the Captain a big hug!

Starlis rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 2 is rolled.

And not only does she slip and fall, but on the way down she bites Starlis' leg in an attempt to save herself.

Starlis rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Starlis
But Starlis just flutters out of the hole!
W-3259
"Oh no! Did we say something bad? I'm sorry Snuggie, it's okay buddy! >w<" Socks tries to offer some pocket sugar cubes to the fluffy snakevine.
W-3259 rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

The snakevine eats the sugar cubes and thinks they're quite tasty!

Y-507
Y-507 leans down to her tailmic and pets its head. "Hintz, can you go figure out what can make that stupid dog go away without us having to fight it? Please and thank you. uwu"

Hintz informs Y-507 that the Captain of the winged sail is a poor poor man and has been poor his whole life. All he wants is money and is hoping to sell the creatures he catches here. He actually caught this snakevine so he doesn't want you to take it!

It sounded like skitter skitter to Y-507, but Y-507 understood.

Y-507
2024-12-14 07:25:10
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:18:50
"(Shouldn't have been born poor. uwu)"
Starlis
"So it turns out capture creatures might have been a mistake. Maybe I need to rely on other methods." She says, dusting her robes. "Though I should look and see if I can find Daisy later..."
W-3259
Sock boy will use this sweet opportunity to try to pet the fluffy snakevine.
W-3259 rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

It's a pretty ok pet, not amazing!

Starlis
Starlis looks down at the captain of the winged sail, rubbing her head wound. "You're just...trying to sell a lizard?"
Captain
"What the captain of the winged sail is up to is none of your concern, THIEF!!!!!!"

Says the pirate who raids people's homes everyday.
W-3259
"Can I just buy this guy from you then if u wanna sell it? >w<"
Captain
"You're a notail. You don't have money."

None of you have a money pet on you.

G-Class
"Fair 'nough. We mugging this guy or what then? >>>>=>"
Y-507
"Couldn't you… just take the technology in this cave and sell it? Maybe that would work! uwu"
W-3259
2024-12-14 07:28:22
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 12:25:07
"I got a 1400 point cheesecake gift card, it can be all yours~ >w<"
Captain
The captain attempts to push Socks away from the snakevine!
Captain rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Socks is pushed into the pit.

Gone.

Captain
"....................................................."
Captain
"AND THAT IS WHY YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Y-507
"I told you not to fall in. uwu"
G-Class
"Ok yeah I think it legally counts as self defense now. Not that there's any laws in this planet. >>>>=>"
Captain
"It's been SELF DEFENSE OF MY PET YOU SCALLYWAGS!!!!!! ATTACK BLACKBIRD!"
Starlis
Starlis rubs her temples and takes out like 100,000p "This is getting tiring I will give this to you right now if you just give up the snake, if not it's going into the hole with me."
Captain
2024-12-14 07:32:38
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-14 07:33:04
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR DAMN MONEY!!!!!!!!..........but let me see that....."

The captain holds it up to the light.........
Captain
".........................."
Captain
"AHAHAHAHA THE CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL WILL STEAL THIS MONEY AND EXIT WITH IT. YOU HAVE NOT WON, I HAVE!!!!!!!!!"
Captain
"FOR THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GETS HIS BOOTY IN THE END."
Captain
("I'm just going to "forget" my snakevine...ok.")
Starlis
"Yes I know how this works."
Captain
"MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU LATER YOU POOR LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!"
2024-12-14 07:34:29
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You..............won.

The captain accidently "forgot" his snake.

G-Class
"HE DID!!! WHY DID YOU PAY HIM!!! THAT WAS CASH!!! COLD AND HARD!!! CASH!!! WHAT!!! WHY!!! YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT AN ENTIRE SNAKE WITH THAT CASH YOURSELF!!! WHAT!!! >>>>=>"
Y-507
"…I hate capitalism. uwu"
G-Class
"WE TOTALLY LOST THE WAR, WINNING FIGHTS ISN'T WORTH IT IF WE LOSE THE WAR."
Twix
"THIS ENTIRE EXPERIENCE WAS STRANGE."

"Awwooooooooooooo."

Starlis
"You guys don't know how much money I have do you?"
G-Class
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TELL A BUNCH OF STRANGERS IN A LAWLESS SECTOR THAT YOU'RE RICH >>>>=>"
G-Class
"I DON'T!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE!!!! >>>>=>"
Starlis
"I mean I could break off my other antennae and burn down the entire countryside, but I like to go a bit more subtle."
Captain
"WAIT ONE MOMENT."

The captain runs back in and goes down a tunnel.

He comes back up with Socks and Daisy and throws both of them on the floor.

Y-507
"Are they… even alive? uwu"
Captain
"YOU'RE LUCKY THEY DIDN'T DROWN IN ME COVE HAHAHAHAHA."
G-Class
"AND WHY, DID HE, JUST BRING BACK THE OTHER TWO DUDES, HE COULD'VE JUST LEFT?"
G-Class
"YOU HAD CASH!!!!!! YOU COULD'VE LEFT!!!!!!!"
Captain
"Blackbird, shut him up."
Captain rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:41:08
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Blackbird starts pecking the captain!

"WAAAAKNT COIN! GIVE COIN!!!!!! CORN! CORN! COIN! DOSH!!!! WARRRRK!!!!"

G-Class
"FUCK YOUR BIRD."

The captain runs out of the area, not because of the group, but because blackbird is hungry.

G-Class
"YEAH! GET 'EM! GET HIS ASS! ROOTIN' FOR YOU LITTLE DUDE! >>>>=>"
Starlis
"Well now I have to get this repaired." She mutters, rubbing the spot her antennae used to be.
Twix
"HAHA! THE CAPTAINS GOT A LIL HEART TO 'IM EVEN IF HE'S A PIRATE! SWEET OF HIM TO BRING Y'ALLS PETS BACK."
W-3259
"I'm fine! I think... >w<" He turns his pockets inside out and damp sugar cubes fall to the floor.
Y-507
"This cash thing… sounds useful. Even if there's now a large bird chasing the idiot dog. uwu"
G-Class
"YOU COME TO THE LAWLESS SECTOR FOR CRIMES! AND VIOLENCE! AND ALL YOU GET IS CAPITALISM AND PEOPLE BEING NICE!!!! WHAT'S THE POINT!!!!!! LEAVIN' THIS JOINT, YOU PEOPLE FREAK ME OUT. >>>=>"
W-3259
"Thanks for playing with me today! >W<"
Twix
"NO PROBLEM AT ALL MX!!"
Starlis
"I'm glad you're at least happy, now how do we get out of here, should just be back the way we came...didn't go far..."
The party soon realises they've forgotten the way back...
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