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CLOWN CON▼
CLOWN CON
[Brave Fencer Musashi OST : The Only Friend]

You and your crew are at CLOWN CON, a convention for cons of all types. You all finished O-6 Con, a convention devoted to making fun of O-6 under the ruse of being devoted members of his "fandom", a week ago, so you stuck around for Clown Con. After all, it's just O-6 Con part two!

There are a few sections you can go to at Clown Con:

The artist alley.
The Honk and Honk meet up.
An interview with a big ole clown.

Horseface-12
2024-12-15 00:40:58
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 02:18:32
"Oh, I want to see the big clown! I wonder how big they are. I hope they're ripped. Just absolutely shredded. ;P"
Adelynn
"Wow!! So many places to go!! I'll go wherever anyone else goes, but seeing the big clown would be exciting!!" The aftik whoops and bounces in place excitedly.
Strawberry Mocha
"I guess nobody thinks the big clown is intimidating...I'll go where the group goes, but the others sound fun too!!"
Adelynn
"I mean!! At least it's not as scary as being robbed!! And then... Filing the paperwork after..."
Strawberry Mocha
"I got clownified and then soul bound to a crab! I can't wait until this event is over because I need a break! Though being robbed isn't fun either."
Horseface-12
"Hey, you got clowned too? You still look like an Aftik, though, so you only got the temporary dose. I'm in this for the long honk. ;P"
S-52
"...Fought a crab, fought an over-sized deer, got rejected painfully... xwx"
Lobster starts click-clacking how fucked up this event was.
Adelynn
"...I am, so, sorry for all of you."
Adelynn
"But, hey, we can at least try to make it fun here now??"
Horseface-12
"Hey, who said anything about not having fun? I'm having a blast. I mean, way too many near-death experiences for a supposedly safe place, but hey! I'm friends-ish with God! (And by that I mean she didn't murder me.) So I've got that going for me. ;P"
Adelynn
"You've made... Friends with God? That sounds... Really interesting, actually!"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
The tweep types away on his phone. He puts it away, frustrated at the lack of a connection.
"wh8ver, freaks. Ive decided 2 investig8 the big old clown. Yea tht sounds amusing let's do tht, im in the mood fo' sum clown."
Adelynn
"Okay!! Let's go, Dunkin!"
She pats the sinner arise on the head.
Horseface-12
"Yeah it was an experience alright. Hey, big bird, how many followers do you have? ;P"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"i cant rly checc rn but it's @ least 500,000,000. My reviews r kinda a big deal u c, enterprises live and die by the swipe of my talon"
Adelynn
"Wow!! That's a lot of followers! You're famous!! I'm very happy for you!"
Horseface-12
"Ah, you're still in the early 500 mil range, huh? Don't worry, honey, you'll get there eventually. ;P"

You and the crew head over to the interview room while chattering away.

The person on stage is he, the biggest clown of all.

2024-12-15 02:34:12
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-22 12:14:56

O-11. (Mentally the biggest clown, many clowns are physically bigger than him.)

O-11
"And so, that i-is why the shadow dragon warrior is the best class in Legends of Limbo. OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"IS THAT"
Horseface-12
"Holy shit O-11 got the way better transformation on this planet. ;P"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"A SH4D0W DR4G0N W4RR10R? GET THAT OP SHET OUTTA HERE"
Adelynn
Adelynn stares in confusion and slight embarrassment as the tweep loudly calls from the crowd.
Strawberry Mocha
"This is a clown??" She whispers to nobody.
[DANGANRONPA OST: -1-09- Junk Food for a Dashing Youth]
O-11
"OP SHIT!?!?!!?!?! N-NO!!! SHADOW DRAGON WARRIOR IS OVERLY NERFED!!!! OwO"
O-11
"It's still the best class buuuuut it's balanced. OwO"
Horseface-12
"Hi, O-11! Well, I guess you aren't O-11 anymore, huh? Giant robots are clearly not notails. Which game are we talking about again? ;P"
S-52
The nerds are fighting! The nerds are fighting! At least she'd get some entertainment in this clown con!
O-11
O-11 bangs a fist on the table.
"What stupid class do you play, huh??? OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"im. only the most feared D3M0N 4RT S0RC3R0R dis side of the pvpverse. xx0M3G4_BL4CKH4RTxx, master of D4RKN3SS & scourge of the living & etc"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"yea it must b real noice being able 2 W pressing only 3 buttons but i wouldnt expect a PL3B314N such as urself 2 understand the concept of skill"
Adelynn
("...What are they talking about?") Adelynn shuffles next to S-52, whispering.
O-11
"xx0M3G4_BL4CKH4RTxx?????? You....you....."
O-11
"You're in my clan! OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"wat"
O-11
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE OK WITH SHADOW DRAGON WARRIORS!!!!! OwO"
Horseface-12
Horseface begins recording.

"That's hilarious. ;P"
S-52
(...For sure nothing related to touching grass! xwx) Lobster whispers back.
O-11
"I can't believe....yo-you would think like that...All the times I made you go on potion runs for the rest of us....OwO"
O-11
"Everyone knows that that's the MOST fun a demon art sorceror is going have in this game! OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"nah fucc tht shet u dudes succ, im the 1 carrying dis clan. Cant even trust u idiots 2 hol a damn potion"
O-11
"Heh heeeeee! Carrying us with potion runs!!!!! OwO"
O-11
"Ok I guess that one summoning yo-you do is ok........what's the summoning again? The one you're always talking about? OwO"
Horseface-12
"Actually, you're BOTH wrong. ;P"
Horseface-12
"The best class is the one with the coolest looking armor sets. ;P"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"tis a tedious task but S0M30N3's gotta do it"
O-11
".................................I think we can both agree that that clown is wrong. OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"lmao, found the lootbox whore"
O-11
"BURRRRRRRN!!!!! OwO "
Horseface-12
"Yeah? If you two were real gamers it wouldn't matter what dumb stats or abilities you had, you could beat up the final boss naked. ;P"
S-52
"...I've seen a few ads for the game, I think... that Light Warrior of the Sky sure looks pretty, I can't disagree with Horseface here. xwx"
Adelynn
"Yeah! Same here."
2024-12-15 03:03:23
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 03:03:44

The burn is so great that it actually summons a capture creature.

O-11
"I-IT'S HOLY FIRE FROM LEGENDS OF LIMBO!?!?! OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"as a matter of fact, i dont even need armor my curses r immaculate and i got dots (damage over time, idiots) fo' days-"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"oooh now der's a spicy lil fella"
Strawberry Mocha
"Is that bird supposed to be here? It looks ready to start a fire."
Adelynn
"I'm not sure, but it sure looks beautiful! Very warm!!"
O-11
"Isn't this one of your- um your summons? OwO"
S-52
"Holy fire? Doesn't look like that big of a deal... xwx"
Horseface-12
"Oh shit, cool bird!" [Snap.]
"...By the way, the name's CH4MP10NX12, and buying all the microtransactions IS a valid way of playing, why else would they put it in there, duh. Also we should probably do something about that, it's a fire hazard. ;P"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"So ya liek burns do ya? Then look no further than the 1NF3RN4L 4RCH1T3CT himself, I hereby claim dis birb in the name of D3M0N 4RTS."
O-11
"Buying microtransactions is bad even if all the cute dresses are behind lootboxes! OwO"
Adelynn
"...Actually, aren't the really revealing tiny dresses are the ones have the best armor?"
Strawberry Mocha
"Maybe we should contain this bird, Amethyst!"
Strawberry sends Amethyst to take down the bird.
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

She trips over a row of seats and attacks a clown instead!

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"I send my lvl max legendary eyegret 2 distract dem. Maybe they no how 2 trashtalk in eyegretlish or wh8ver idc"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Your eyegret seems a bit confused on what to do but just pretends it didn't hear you.

Adelynn
"Hey, Dunkin, you want to try to glow and bring the flaming bird down?" She pats Dunkin. "Maybe they'll like you because you're bright too!"
Adelynn rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

Dunkin brightly glows, impressing the seizing bird with coffee rays!

S-52
"Snrk... Seems like you guys decided to play games rather than train your capture creatures, huh? xwx"

Lobster goes to fetch some snacks, the circus is finally in town!
S-52 rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

You sadly only find half a hot dog, moldy…

S-52
"..."
Lobster looks at both sides and then offers the moldy hot dog to the blazing bird, Holy fire.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"was tht supposed 2 b funny, clown? @ any r8 i c u & amethyst r among ur kind here."
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -5. A 16 is rolled.

The holy bird eats it, but gets sick.

Horseface-12
"My name's not clown. It was O-12 a week ago, but right now i'm going by 'Horseface', which honestly sucks but people seem to like it so. ;P"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"why wud u feed it a moldy hotdog, I'm tryin to catch it not give it indigestion"

The bird likes the insults being hurled around, it reminds it of home! But the moldy hot dogs sucked!

O-11
"Your crew sucks at this! OwO"
S-52
"...Oh, so you're the master at capturing creatures? Could you show it to us? xwx"
Strawberry Mocha
"No I think she's just nervous, she hasn't been out before and not to a con. It's okay, let's try it again!"
Strawberry redirects Amethyst to the seizing bird to attack again!
Adelynn
"Dunkin! Cheer on Amethyst!"
Dunkin uses his [Cheerleader] ability!
2024-12-15 03:26:36
Strawberry Mocha Profile
Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 03:26:57
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 13 is rolled.

Amethyst slams into the bird!

The bird is insulted!!! It came to this con to watch nerd fights, not be in a fight! It screams in anger!

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"no ur the 1 whomst succs @ lyfe now stand aside as i show u F00LS how it's d1"

He commands his eyegret to romance the seizing bird!

"you'r a birb it's a birb how about a lil wooing. unless u also succ @ tht?"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

The seizing bird has no idea what you're trying to do but it mimics the eyegret's actions for fun!

O-11
"Seeing as this thing was summoned by sick burns, maybe you- you have to mmmm give out more. OwO"
Horseface-12
"Yeah, why don't you try, O-11? See if it's so easy. ;P"
O-11
"At least I don't have to buy my way to victory like a- a lootbox whore. OwO"

The seizing bird caws happily! Nerd fight, nerd fight!!!!

Adelynn
"At least I don't spend all day playing games like you two! I actually have a life!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Uhm? I think the flaming bird is the coolest one here and that says a lot!" She attempts a burn too?
Horseface-12
"Hah, yeah, that's a good point! At least we can actually go outside without killing everyone in a ten mile radius! ;P"
Horseface-12
"I buy the microtransactions because I don't have the time to sit around and play the game all day, I actually have a life. ;P"

The seizing bird is excited by the growing flame war!!!! Except by Strawberry who it attempts to set on fire.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 18 is rolled.

STRAWBERRY IS ON FIRE. AGAIN.

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"speaking of which did u get tired of ur old beanpole body o-11? ig i cant blame u. Not every1 can b as naturally swole as i"
O-11
"You-you don't have a life! You have a social media account! At least my mmmm life isn't fake..... OwO"
Strawberry Mocha
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN HAVEN'T I PAID MY DUE??" SHE TRIES TO PUT HERSELF OUT.
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Nope she's still on fire.

Adelynn
"A-and at least I don't act like- OH GODS STRAWBERRY LET ME HELP YOU PUT YOU OUT!!"
Horseface-12
"Hey, all my posts are strictly not clickbait! People come to see me because they like me. They go to see you because you're weird and fun to make fun of. ;P"

The seizing bird is in love!!! It has been tamed by the flame war!

O-11
"Your life is clickbait. OwO"

Strawberry kinda just tries to stop and drop and roll.

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"shud we help her or is dis pt of the act, i can never tell w/ deez clowns"
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

Nope she's still on fire.

S-52
"Part of the act. xwx"
O-11
"What a funny act! OwO"

Strawberry just sits and accepts fate.

Adelynn tries to find water to put onto Strawberry!

Horseface-12
"Ouch. Assaulting my authenticity! That's too far. Slurpy, Nerf this fool. ;P"
Horseface directs their tailmic to [Nerf] the shadow dragon swordsman!
Adelynn rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
2024-12-15 03:45:46
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 03:46:30

Adelynn puts out Strawberry for the most part.

O-11 is nerfed! [Nerf This!] Now only does +50!

O-11
"That's it. OwO"
O-11 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +50. A 7 is rolled.

A laser is charged!

Right before Horseface was vaporized, he yells out-

Horseface-12
"IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO-"

Horseface is lasered to dust!

O-11
"Ding Dong, the b-bitch is dead. OwO"
Strawberry Mocha
"I'm just gonna sit here and not do anything."
S-52
"Ouch, post-mortem burn... xwx"
Adelynn
"Finally, you're out- AUGH DEAR-.... OH...THEY WERE JUST..."
O-11
"Soooooooooooooooooo OwO"
O-11
"Cheesecake....uh factory anyone? OwO"
Adelynn
"YOU JUST CASUALLY MURDER SOMEONE AND THEN-...?"
Strawberry Mocha
"I could use some healing cheesecake."
S-52
I mean, cheesecake factory is cheesecake factory. xwx"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
Omega glances at what's left of O-12 and rolls his eyes.
"wow a mk666 solar smasher, look @ dis tryhard over her"
"i bet u also need tesla bombs 2 catch fish 2"
Adelynn
("...you know what, a notail should just go into my brain to make me forget that image.")
"Okay!! Uh... uh... yeah! Cheesecake factory!"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"i was expecting a huge clown but dis is ridiculous. You'll be lucky if i dont give u 2 stars after tht display!"
O-11
"Hey.........."
O-11
"Say one more word and I'm making you walk back to your grave. OwO"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"my bot is programmed 2 give 1 star reviews in the event of my death so u better not!"
S-52
"Cheesecake, people... xwx"

[Opposite Day]
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"Welp, ive had enuff of dis clown show. So is dis birb mines yet? ill c if i can get it 2 follow my eyegret"
"cmere birb, let's ditch these P34S4NTS"
O-11
"................................................................................."
O-11
"You're an idiot. OwO"
O-11 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +50. A 9 is rolled.

Lobster is SERVED!

O-11
"Shadow Dragon Warriors are immune to debuffs. (Just not....mmmmthe devs [Nerfs]) OwO"
END OF EXPO
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