It has been a miserable.... however many days it's been. The days really do blend together on this planet, as well as the all the colors and all the sounds... They all dissolve into a horrible Clown Vomit when you're near constantly bombarded by Clowns who have honed in on your misery like Sorrow Seeking Missiles.

Well, maybe it was because Buckingham was a little tipsy. The clown bar tender was keen on listening in on Buckingham sob into his "giggle juice", but it was time that he possibly had enough by now. With his loyal senator at his side, and a careful shooing of the tender, Lord Winifred Buckingham XXI stumbles back out into the sunlight once again.

Aaaaaand....

Someone steps on Buckingham.