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A SAD CLOWN▼
A SAD CLOWN
[LISA: The Painful OST - Boy Oh Boy]
2024-12-12 20:38:06
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-21 10:05:34

You and your team are all gathered around in the hotel lobby, preparing for your advancement towards the center of the city. You numbskulls gather around, including a dangerskull with [Instant Kill].

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 20:38:51
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:39:37
In the hotel lobby, you're greeted by the local clown historian.
"I see you are all heading out today, you do know it's the night of the jesters, you should be careful out there, or even stay inside of the hotel."
Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 20:38:59
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:39:40
"I'm sure you can find something to do inside instead."
Willow
2024-12-12 20:39:28
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:21:55
"Omg!!! Hi!!! Honk honk? Is that what clowns say?"
Red Rose
2024-12-12 20:39:58
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:40:04
"Pssh- A jester never bothered me! How bad could going out be?"

The robot would look down at the clown historian then to his pet, patting his numbskull on the head

"Plus I have my wonderful baby girl with me~"
Tinny
"Ohh I'm sure we wont have an issue! If its tangible, it can't be thaaaaaat bad!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-12 20:50:03
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:50:14
"I already got clowned, I don't want to find out what a jester can do."
Strawberry Mocha
"But if the captain wants to go out I guess I have to go."
Odessa Rocheford
"I'm not a clown, I'm a clown historian. But yes, clowns do squeak." The historian said to the tourist.
Odessa Rocheford
"If you insist on going out, I cannot stop you. I just wished to warn you about the jesters. If one of those gets ahold of a person, I fear they may not come back."
Odessa Rocheford
"I have been investigating jesters and the ways they make others....disappear."
Odessa Rocheford
"But I have located no useful info so far."
Red Rose
"Disappear? Well I certainly don't want my crew to disappear… Who'll protect me without them!"
Red Rose
"But I also trust that my team is smart enough not to fall for any jests!"
Willow
"Don't worry, Mr Rose!! I'll protect you!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"No jesters will come close to us."
Tinny
"Oh no worries boss, I can totally be trusted on security!"
Tinny
"And assailant disposal!"
Red Rose
"Then out we go! We've got our wits and our pets, a little danger never bothered me!"
Odessa Rocheford
"Don't eat the jesters."
Tinny
"!!!"
Odessa Rocheford
"Even if they don't count as people."
Buy
"As long as they don't try to eat us, hee hee!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-12 20:55:48
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:55:56
"I can only imagine after what I heard about clown juice."
Red Rose
"Well I certainly know they'd taste rather… funny."
Odessa Rocheford
"If they even count as living is dubious at best."
Tinny
2024-12-12 20:56:52
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Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:56:59
"Don't worry. I eat trash too :)"
Willow
"HUH?!?!"
Odessa Rocheford
"I shall leave you to it, good luck out there!"
The crew take note of the jester based warnings but continue on their journey. The streets are empty, and the honk levels minimal at best. They do come across a sight in the middle of the street though.
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 20:59:43
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:55:06
"OH OH HELP. HE'S ON FIRE!!!!"
2024-12-12 21:02:10
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:24:00

A FLAMING NUMBSKULL HAS APPEARED!


A crab holding a comically small fire extinguisher is attempting to help, but the numbskull just appears to be running away from the duo!
Red Rose
"That he certainly is! Must be very dedicated to the art of fire."
Willow
2024-12-12 21:03:22
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:03:46
"OHMYMGOD WHYISHE ONFIRE SHOULDWEGETWATER??????"
Tinny
"What a display! I can almost smell the excitement in the air!
That or the smoke!"
Buy
"Oh, dear. Is the numbskull in need of a watering?"
Strawberry Mocha
"Can a ghost even be on fire??"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:05:18
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:55:21
"YES GET WATER. HE'S BEEN ON FIRE FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES!!!!!"
Willow
"WHYAREYOUALLSOCALM"
Red Rose
The robot decides to approach the clown and crab and speak.
"Have you two considered the possibility that this numbskull might… want to be on fire?"
Red Rose
"I mean clearly it seems quite wonderful ablaze"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:07:44
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:24:30
"Who the fuck would ever want to be on fire?"
Red Rose
2024-12-12 21:08:52
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"Me! Its quite fun!"
Willow
Willow spits on the numbskull.
Willow rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

THAT SPIT ROCKED.
IT HITS THE NUMBSKULL DIRECTLY IN THE FACE, BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE LESS ON FIRE, JUST ANGRY.


Red Rose
"Well that was quite rude Willow! Now it's mad!"
Tinny
"!!!!!!! It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
Willow
"IM SORRY THAT"S ALL THE WATER I HAVE!!!!!!!"
Buy
2024-12-12 21:10:02
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:10:08
"Awww, there, there, little floating ghost. Do you want something to calm you down?"
Red Rose
"Excuse me! Do you guys forget who leads you?"
Red Rose
"Clearly this numbskull is a lover of flame like myself!"

The numbskull is upset! It attempts to spit on willow!


The numbskull rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

It just coughs up some ash though!

Tinny
"Wow! that spit sucked!!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Hey maybe uhm-" Strawberry sends Zorro to help calm it down.

THE NUMBSKULL TRIES TO SPIT ON TINNY.


The numbskull rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

It sucked...

Willow
"I'm so sorry Mr numbskull.... You can spit on me...." She lays on the ground, eyes closed, awaiting her death...
Tinny
"-.-- --- ..- / .-- .- -. -. .- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / .-- .. - .... / -- . / -... ..- -.. -.. -.--"
Tinny
2024-12-12 21:15:16
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:26:04
"Ahaha anyways what's up boss what're we up to"
Red Rose
"I have an idea."
Buy
"Look at this numbskull! It is practicing its spitting skills! I am proud, very proud."
Red Rose
Rose looks at his numbskull and smiles, kneeling to her height and smiling at her before speaking.

"Now my lovely little Marigold! Can you go befriend this numbskull please?~"

The numbskull "ptths" in respond and goes to try and befriend the firey numbskull!
Zorro rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 24 is rolled.
2024-12-12 21:19:35
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Posted by ID #53
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Zorro whispers something to the other numbskull, it stops threatening to spit on everyone, for now.

Strawberry Mocha
"Okay so at least it's calm now, thank you boy!!"
Marigold rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-12 21:21:43
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:21:50

Marigold joins the conversation, explaining the pros and cons of spitting on everyone. You see Marigold trace the outline of a cake. The flaming numbskull seems VERY convinced by this idea of cake.

2024-12-12 21:24:28
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-21 10:02:51

There's a man standing in the middle of the group.

Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:24:40
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Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:55:53
"Uuuuh uuuh uuuhhhh"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:24:47
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:56:03
"So hows the weather everyone!?!?!"
Red Rose
"……."
"…………"
The robot chooses to ignore this strange man.
Red Rose
"The weather's great! Quite lovely!"
Tinny
Tinny gives the man the classic Tartarus hospitality. Ignoring him, and hoping he'd drop dead!
"Ahehe I love the ash. Its like snowflakes."
Strawberry Mocha
Strawberry is intently looking away.
"I like your funky crab buddies. They're very cute."
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:29:30
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:56:16
"Have you guys been to the cheese cake factory recently?"
Buy
"I have been enjoying this weather."

Buy pets Fluorine.

"She has been enjoying it too, I think."
Tinny
"You have cheesecake."
"Is it on you. Is it on you. Is it nearby. Is there cheesecake here."
"Man, am I hungry."
Willow
2024-12-12 21:30:00
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:27:17
"Honk honk!! Hi random clown!! I love cheesecake!!"
The jester waggles his skull on a stick at everyone.
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:34:58
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Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:56:25
"Wow I love"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:35:03
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"Cheesecake"
Strawberry Mocha
"We should go after this!!" Strawberry IS LOOOMG AWAY AS HARD AS SOMEOME CAN.
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:35:28
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"It.....rocks a lot and is cool and tasty."
Red Rose
"Nope! I cannot eat~"

Rose keeps ignoring the jester and instead walks towards the flaming numbskull

"Hello little one! I see you like cake~ If you join me I could give you all the cake"
Tinny
2024-12-12 21:36:07
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"You didn't answer my question. Is it nearby? Where is it? I am so hungry I will bite something."
Buy
"Cheesecake is quite tasting good!"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:36:24
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:56:50
"Yeah we should all go to the cheesecake factory after this!"
Red Rose
"Ooh! Great idea~ Lets go to cheesecake with these little skulls!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Maybe the little numbskull wants cheese cake too?"
Willow
2024-12-12 21:37:09
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:27:48
"Omg!!! I've always wanted to eat a factory of cheese and cake!"
Tinny
".-- .... . .-. . / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .... .. -.. .. -. --. / - .... . / --. --- -.. -.. .- -- -. / -.-. .- -.- . ... / -.-. .-.. --- .-- -."

The numbskull dances around, it wants cheesecake!!!

The jester fades out of existence.

Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:37:55
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:57:02
"I felt like my soul was being ripped out of my body."
Strawberry Mocha
"I hate this planet. No offense miss..."
Red Rose
"Oh please- That was nothing! I ignore people every day :)"
Tinny
2024-12-12 21:38:28
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:28:34
"Hah. So um. Is there actually a. Cheesecake factory or was that just a part of the. polite small talk. Ahaha."
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:38:38
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:57:11
"Oh come on, this planet rocks! It's just a planet full of people trying to help you out with your problems!"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:38:43
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Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:57:18
"Of course there's a cheesecake factory!"
Red Rose
"Well MY only problem is that we are still standing here and not taking this precious skull to eat his well deserved cheesecake!
Red Rose
"Also I'm perfect in every way~ Nothing to be fixed~"
Tinny
"Ah so true!!! Lets go!!! I hope the waiters double as appetizers!!"
Buy
"Who would we be to keep this numbskull waiting? Not good people, no."
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:39:30
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:29:01
"Mmmmmmmm but are you SURE it's not on fire?"
Red Rose
"Oh it IS on fire! But thats why its perfect and oh so adorable~"
Strawberry Mocha
"I don't think you're supposed to- He seems pretty happy as is. Maybe he's hungry and he will chill out when he eats?"
Willow
"I don't think you should eat the waiters... who's gonna make people wait then??"
Red Rose
"I mean who wouldn't want to be on fire? Fire is quite lovely!"
Tinny
"It seems plenty happy being on fire. If it starts bother it im sure it can submerge itself in the cheesecake, a natural flame extinguisher."
Strawberry Mocha
"Usually when I'm around fire soemthing horrific happens but this actually very nice."
Buy
"And if it wants, we can blowtorch it and make it even more on fire later!"
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:41:15
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:29:18
"Weeeeeeell if you say so, lets go to the cheesecake factory! Follow my troupe!"
Tinny
"I haven't been to an actual restaurant in years!!! I'm not paying!!!!"
Red Rose
"Do not worry tiny space guy, Its on me!~"
Tinny
"You'll regret that."
2024-12-12 21:44:02
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Ms. Fizzlewig plays a trumpet, attracting all of her crabs!
Join the marching band!

Red Rose
"That! Is alot of crabs!!!"
Tinny
"Great crabs!! So!! pincers!"
Strawberry Mocha
"I love these crabs so much."
Willow
2024-12-12 21:45:45
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:29:47
"Oooh cha cha cha! La la la!" Willow wants to join!!!
Buy
Buy plays the air trumpet. She is joining! That marching band!!!
Red Rose
"Oh well! A parade is a parade even if it isn't in my honor~"
Tinny
"Maybe if we beat up the biggest guy at the cheesecake factory We'll get free dessert."
Red Rose
"Oooh~ perhaps that be a good idea~"
Willow
2024-12-12 21:50:59
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:30:13
"Hmmmm.. These crabs are pretty cool..."
Willow
2024-12-12 21:51:04
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:51:24
willow whispers to her numbskull, the numbskull nods and floats over to the clown. She commanded her numbskull to use [snooze] on the clown!
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:51:32
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"Hey whats up with th-"
2024-12-12 21:51:42
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THE CLOWN IS ASLEEP.

Red Rose
"Well then!"
Tinny
2024-12-12 21:52:09
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"..."
The crabs are confused why their beloved caretaker has fallen.
They all gather around, mournful.

Buy
"Goodnight."
Tinny
"Haha. This isnt getting us to cheesecake factory any faster guys!!!!!!!"
Tinny
"C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon I'm starving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Willow
2024-12-12 21:53:40
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:31:28
"Good job!! I'm soo proud of you my pretty little baby!"
Strawberry Mocha
"Here little man can you play a trumpet?" She holds the trumpet for her numbskull.
Buy
"Do not be sad, little crustaceans! You have us now!"
The numbskull rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-12 21:54:49
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The numbskull grabs the trumpet and starts playing! The crabs get confused, thinking that only Ms. Fizzlewig could play it. The crabs gather around.
Ms. Fizzlewig wakes up!

Ms. Fizzlewig
"Huh wh-"
Ms. Fizzlewig
"MY CRABS!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-12 21:58:28
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:32:05
Strawberry order the numbskull to grab a BLUE crab and run.
Red Rose
"Grab the crabs and run you fools!"
Tinny
Tinny holds up a cue card to the imaginary audience as this scene plays out
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Buy
2024-12-12 21:59:06
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-12 22:00:13
WILLOW GRABS THE WHITE CRAB AND RUNS!!!!!
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 21:59:35
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:32:30
"I've done nothing but help you!!! I've....I've been NOTHING BUT HELPFUL!!!!"
Buy
2024-12-12 21:59:53
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BUY GRABS THE BLACK CRAB AND RUNS!!!
"They will be happier with a capitalist! Hee! Hee!"
Red Rose
2024-12-12 22:00:01
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ROSE GRABS THE RED CRAB. ROSE ALSO PICKS UP THE NUMBSKULL AND GIVES IT A SMILE "We are going to cheesecake factory after this" AND THEN RUNS WITH IT.
Ms. Fizzlewig
2024-12-12 22:01:56
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:32:59
"I hate it here heart emoji" Tinny stands beside the clown and gives her a reassuring pat on the back. sucks to suck.
2024-12-12 22:00:58
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Red Rose rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-12 22:01:09
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RED ROSE LOOTED THE CRAB.

Ms. Fizzlewig
"Mr. WAMPY FAMPY NO NO NO!!!!!!"
Willow rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

WILLOW LOOTED THE CRAB.

Ms. Fizzlewig
"NO NOT MISSES SPINKYWINKY. I.......I HELPED YOU PEOPLE..........I HELPED YOU.....AND WE....WE.....WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CHEESE CAKE FACTORY.....AND YOU......"
Buy rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

Buy.... The sicko... loots another crab.

Buy
"Crab crab crab!!!"
Ms. Fizzlewig
"What's....what's the point of being a GOOD PERSON IF YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO TAKE BUTLER BABY BOY FROM ME!?!?!?!"
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-12 22:07:07
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Strawberry nearly fails, but thanks to [swarm], she successfully steals another crab. She look so proud of herself, stealing from an innocent clown.

Tinny
"Huh. Wow. I."
Tinny looks at the group, fleeing into the very thematic sunset.
"I can't imagine how bad that sucks. I'm sorry."
"I could uh. Hang out with you? I'm not a crab but I bite like one if it helps."
Ms. Fizzlewig
"Blublubloop my.....my best and most loyal crab, my first baby who help me redeem myself....."
Tinny
2024-12-12 22:08:15
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 03:33:51
"I know it sucks to lose all your friends. Happened to me once!! Now I have independent thoughts which are hashtag not good but. I can hang out with you for a bit if you don't wanna get cheesecake alone. That would be sad."
Ms. Fizzlewig
Ms. Fizzlewig just cries.
She doesn't respond to anything.
Tinny
"..."
Tinny just.
Sits there.
Shes got a while before she has to do anything else.
Doesn't want this clown to get jumped. And... She's kinda. really sad.
"Alright, just sitting here. I can do that."
Tinny
"Haha I'll. Yknow I'll pay for cheesecake I'll come back with it you just stay here."
Ms. Fizzlewig
"You better run."
Ms. Fizzlewig
"Cause I'm done being nice. I'm going to return to what I was doing before the clowns taught me "how to do what was right.""

Ms. Fizzlewig slaps her tail on the ground.

The whole city trembles as a dark hole begins to grow.

2024-12-12 22:12:12
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Tinny can't speak.

2024-12-12 22:11:46
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They're forced to run.

2024-12-12 22:11:27
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They fear that their party has just unleashed a great horror on this city, no, universe.

All for a few crabs.......
No one is typing.
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