STORY
STORY
You and your team has been on the move. Your vibes are, as the clowns have said "trash" and they fully intend on fixing that.
You do not know what a Boop & Mooper is, but you have no intention on finding out.
You have escaped from the clowns for just a bit and look around for other paths to take.
One is towards an abandon looking tent. There are papers posted about a horse show around it.
The next is a petting zoo, it seems """rabbits""" are being displayed there. (their words not yours.)
The third is a tunnel underground, looks like an abandon "love tunnel" ride.
The forth is running back to your hotel, into your room, and under your bed
It's been months since the last trip occurred. The incident, and finality of the last capture creature event.. After long periods of therapy, personal confidence building, Charlie Once smiles as he looks back at his team, proud of himself that he feels like he could actually lead a trip this time without disaster! Today was going great, albeit kind of long and dragged out. He opens his mouth to ask the others where they'd like to go from here..

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A Small Green Man Thing Runs up from behind him, roughly shoves Charlie out of the way, who falls into a conveniently placed open manclownhole cover. Who yells for an absurd amount of time. Buckingham pays no mind to the contractor, he's looking a little rough around the edges and Exasperated. A senator follows slowly behind him

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Charlie's screams have been going on for a Comedically Long Time. Deep hole. He'll be fine.

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"I suppose if our previous expedition leader is indisposed, I'll come along. Better to get something done =)"

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The inside of the tent is dimly lit with a single spotlight pointed at a performer, and it wasn't a horse.

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Lobster sits in the audience, watching the little wug.

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IT
FALLS OVER
IT CRIES.
IT FAILED IT FAILED IT FAILED.

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There's a neigh from the otherside of the audiance.
It seems someone wasn't happy about its poor performance.
A HORSE HAS APPEARED.
It kicks the wug to get it back up!

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The wug is punted! It sobs, it cries, and it collects its ball and poses again.
"wwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

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"...the fuck?"

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I think we may need to beat it up. For the sake for literally everything in a 30 mile vicinity =)"

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The wug tries to balance the ball as all 3 heads of the horse breath hot breaths upon it.
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It manages to balance both of the balls! The horses struggle out a laugh...................
And then they attack anyway.
The ball of the wug deflects the hit and causes the horse to trip on the floor. It struggles to manage all 10 of its legs.

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Why can't we have a normal fā¢cking vacation? :w:"

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Gunner commands cyclone to jump on top of it, and slam down into it with a powerful stomp!
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Cyclone gives the horse a firm kick.

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Fuppence snorts and warns Buckingham that there's something REALLY bad about this place and that horse. Too bad anyone could have guessed that.
He attempts to save the wug!
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He grabs the wug and runs back. The horse is back on its feet by the time the wug is in custody.

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The horse begins a charge towards the holder of the wug!
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The horse stops its charge as a flash of light from the arise distracts it! Its attack has been cancelled!

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Chitter commands their bee to attack!

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Again, with a reaffirming pat, and a whisper of confidence, Gunner sends in cyclone to use his signature jump stomp! He just hopes he'll be alright.
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Lobster commands her Seizing Bird to try to bite the horse legs to immobilize him for a little more!
While the bee gets in a sting, the rest of them miss, especially reverse the bird who gets trampled under the horse's 10 legs!

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"Yes, yes... you are the smartest horse in the universe! Say something smart! xwx"

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Yes. you are an exceptionally smart horse.
Smart enough to enjoy entertainment, yes?
But that wugs performance was sad. very sad. such an intelligent creature such as yourself must surely enjoy more refined shows. =)"

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THE HORSE ATTACKS BUCKINGHAM.
But the attack.....

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O-11 cuts the horse in half, and while its stopped for that moment, one of the halves starts to repair itself.

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Chitter grabs onto Gunner's arm in terror of that. Thing.

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"Up, up, and the hell out of here we go! =)"

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"Fā¢CK THIS. I Fā¢CKING HATE HORSES. BESIDES YOURS. :W:"

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"...Clowns... Clowns never again!!! xwx"
The blood of the horse is leaking on to Lobster.
Lobster realizes that it's made of clown liquid and robot oil.

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You all escape the tent and no one DRINKS CLOWN LIQUID LIKE A FOOL.
Safely outside the shadow dragon warrior appears before you all!

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Bucking stares up at O-11 wide eyed, heart pounding. Frozen in place. Looking like a Fool :(

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Chitter is on a thornhead. A spikey. horse.

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Lobster glances at Bucky...
O-11 touches Buckingham's hat.

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Voice crack.

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Chitter cheks their pockets for the world's tiniest violin.
...The dread that Lobster feels watching this shit could attract two billions of clowns at this single fraction of second

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Buckingham does some breathing exercises to try to calm himself down so he doesn't fly into a rage.

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Chitter finally finds their comically tiny violin and plays it.

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Buckingham tries to turn on his phone but it's long since ran out of battery.

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....... Buckingham runs away!

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LORD BUCKINGHAM DOES NOT CRY AND IS NOT CRYING NO ONE LOOK AT HIM EVER AGAIN. GOODBYE.

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Lobster goes to fetch the ladder with the squad, Once wouldn't fuck this type of stuff up... Where's the wug, anyways?

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LORD BUCKINGHAM HAS FALLEN INTO AN OPEN MANCLOWN HOLE COVER. NOT THE SAME ONE THAT CHARLIE FELL INTO. GOODBYE x2

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