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STORY

TRASH VIBES
[GOD RACE - METAROOM]

You and your team has been on the move. Your vibes are, as the clowns have said "trash" and they fully intend on fixing that.

You do not know what a Boop & Mooper is, but you have no intention on finding out.

2024-12-12 20:32:54
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You have escaped from the clowns for just a bit and look around for other paths to take.

One is towards an abandon looking tent. There are papers posted about a horse show around it.

The next is a petting zoo, it seems """rabbits""" are being displayed there. (their words not yours.)

The third is a tunnel underground, looks like an abandon "love tunnel" ride.

The forth is running back to your hotel, into your room, and under your bed

2024-12-12 20:33:25
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It's been months since the last trip occurred. The incident, and finality of the last capture creature event.. After long periods of therapy, personal confidence building, Charlie Once smiles as he looks back at his team, proud of himself that he feels like he could actually lead a trip this time without disaster! Today was going great, albeit kind of long and dragged out. He opens his mouth to ask the others where they'd like to go from here..

"I-"
2024-12-12 20:34:12
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A Small Green Man Thing Runs up from behind him, roughly shoves Charlie out of the way, who falls into a conveniently placed open manclownhole cover. Who yells for an absurd amount of time. Buckingham pays no mind to the contractor, he's looking a little rough around the edges and Exasperated. A senator follows slowly behind him

"YOU ALL THERE. I HAVE BEEN LOST IN THIS HELL CIRCUS FOR WEEKS. MY PHONE, IS DEAD. MY LOVELY AND HANDSOMELY PAID HENCHMAN IS MISSING. I HAVE ENOUGH OF CLOWNS. TAKE ME WITH YOU. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST THIS IS A DEMAND."
"Okay! xwx"
"I think you just killed a man. :w:"
"And?"
"I SUPPOSE I HAVE NOTHIN BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW.... SURE."
Gunner turns to the hole Once has been shoved into. He looks down and yells "Are you alright down there? =)"

Charlie's screams have been going on for a Comedically Long Time. Deep hole. He'll be fine.

Gunner makes a mental note to come back. with a ladder.
"I suppose if our previous expedition leader is indisposed, I'll come along. Better to get something done =)"
"I mean I still have uh. 3 hours before I can pick Taffy up from the Rat Spa. :w:"
Buckingham21
2024-12-12 20:40:07
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"Good. Now then, we are Going to the Horse Show, if you do not have anywhere else you are planning on going. You all looked about as lost as I am and I wish to see horses as it will alleviate some of my Personal Torment."
"I think you should see a therapist instead of horses, but okay :w:"
"Horses. Wonderful things. Personally, they seem a bit unoptimized, could use a few more spikes, but I would enjoy that aswell. I'd be happy to come observe. =)"
"....Hm. Horses do beat clowns. Horses also beat Boop & Moopers... Deal. xwx"
Twix
2024-12-12 20:41:06
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"IT AIN'T MATTER TO ME. I'D LOVE TO SEE SOME HORSES!"
You and your group run off into the horse tent. It seems the clowns immediately stop their chase, as if a taboo had stopped their movements.

The inside of the tent is dimly lit with a single spotlight pointed at a performer, and it wasn't a horse.
2024-12-12 20:42:24
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"Wigggg....wigggggal........"

"I was promised horses."
S-52
2024-12-12 20:45:41
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"No clowns, though... Nothing to complain. xwx"
Lobster sits in the audience, watching the little wug.
Chitter
2024-12-12 20:45:58
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"Dunno man, that looks like a horse to me. Maybe you should invest in glasses. :w:"
G-8471
2024-12-12 20:46:09
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"That thing is. so pathetic and sad... There wasn't even an audience, why does it try so hard yet receive nothing. This is such the opposite of horses. =)"
Buckingham21
2024-12-12 20:47:05
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"This week continues to disappoint me further. If it were not for my cruiser being destroyed this planet would of met my Ire."
"...I find myself inclined to agree. This planet needs a bit of clown genocide! xwx"
Chitter
2024-12-12 20:47:26
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"A what."
Buckingham21
2024-12-12 20:47:54
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"AGREED!"
"THIS LITTLE BUGGER LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS HELP"
"After the... Crab? And the whole clown hordes? Jesters...? This planet is blessed in every single possible way, it holds no empathy from me. xwx"
Chitter
2024-12-12 20:50:07
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"I don't think we're supposed to talk about them. :w:"
"I attended a.. clown self-defense class? No, a clown survival class. It made me start thinking this planet isn't quite. as advertised. I have found nothing to enjoy and nothing in the shape of a friend. Besides the one I brought with me. =)"
Chitter
2024-12-12 20:51:17
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"You mean me right :w:"
"I think we, hm, we all here agree that this planet is trash! Nothing as advertised...! And my illness still isn't cured, something they promised in the phamplets! xwx"
"I suppose it is rather Small and Pathetic and about to topple over like a weakened sapling against a bitter breeze....." Buckingham watches the wug intently to see if it'll fall over.........
2024-12-12 20:53:50
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The wug rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-12 20:54:51
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IT
FALLS OVER
IT CRIES.
IT FAILED IT FAILED IT FAILED.

".....This bores me. FUPPENCE! Go pick up that Small Pitiful Worm."

There's a neigh from the otherside of the audiance.
It seems someone wasn't happy about its poor performance.

2024-12-12 20:57:23
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"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIOOOOOO"


A HORSE HAS APPEARED.
It kicks the wug to get it back up!

Buckingham21
2024-12-12 20:58:31
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"WHAT IS THAT."
"OH DEAR."
"WHAT IN THE CURSED GODS' NAMES IS THAT :W:"
The Horse rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

The wug is punted! It sobs, it cries, and it collects its ball and poses again.

"wwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"THAT THING IS AN ABOMINATION!! WHAT IN THE BLESSED FUCK!!! =)"
"I DON'T REMEMBER HORSES LOOKING LIKE THIS. Actually I can't quite place how horses looked to begin with. ..Maybe this is what horses look like, actually."
A soft whisper comes from the Lobster
"...the fuck?"
Twix
2024-12-12 21:02:04
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"THATS FREAKY AS HELL" Twix is more fascinated than horrified.
"........."
Buckingham21
2024-12-12 21:02:46
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"I WANT THAT HORSE CREATURE."
"That is definitely not a horse.

I think we may need to beat it up. For the sake for literally everything in a 30 mile vicinity =)"
S-52
2024-12-13 06:14:54
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Coming quick at action, Lobster starts singing to help incentive's the wug in holding the ball. She didn't want the wug to fail. She didn't want the horse to come back.
Chitter
2024-12-13 06:15:41
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"I am firmly in murder agreement. :w:"
"CAPTURING IT. GREAT IDEA. MAKE IT SUBMIT TO SOMETHINGS COMMAND BECAUSE IT CLEARLY IS NOT OBEYING THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE =)"
2024-12-13 06:16:34
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The wug tries to balance the ball as all 3 heads of the horse breath hot breaths upon it.

2024-12-13 06:16:57
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Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-13 06:17:27
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It manages to balance both of the balls! The horses struggle out a laugh...................
And then they attack anyway.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
2024-12-13 06:19:44
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The ball of the wug deflects the hit and causes the horse to trip on the floor. It struggles to manage all 10 of its legs.

"Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa funnnnnnnny."
The horse talks.
S-52
2024-12-13 06:21:11
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"...fuckfuckfuck... xwx"
G-8471
2024-12-13 06:21:37
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"PERMISSION TO KILL IT DEAD, EXPEDITION LEADER? =)"
Chitter
2024-12-13 06:22:02
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"Hey Gunner?
Why can't we have a normal f•cking vacation? :w:"
Buckingham21
2024-12-13 06:22:20
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"Quite. This is an abomination and one that I'd love to bring home with me, however It's extremely unpleasant to listen to and look at. Permission granted."
"CYCLONE, BEAT ITS ASS! =)"
Gunner commands cyclone to jump on top of it, and slam down into it with a powerful stomp!
2024-12-13 09:31:22
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Cyclone rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 5 is rolled.

Cyclone gives the horse a firm kick.

Buckingham21
2024-12-13 09:34:00
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"FUPPENCE!" Buckingham claps twice. "Bring me the worm!"
2024-12-13 09:34:44
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Fuppence snorts and warns Buckingham that there's something REALLY bad about this place and that horse. Too bad anyone could have guessed that.

He attempts to save the wug!

2024-12-13 09:36:53
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Fuppence rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

He grabs the wug and runs back. The horse is back on its feet by the time the wug is in custody.

"THE WORM IS MINE! TAKE THAT CLOWN PLANET. "
"Smartest hooooooorse. Smartest."
"Best show in the uniiiiiiiverse. Snoort!!!!!!"
THE HORSE IS POWERING UP FOR SOMETHING.
[LobotomyCorporation OST - Second Warning]

The horse begins a charge towards the holder of the wug!

The Horse rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 17 is rolled.

[Reverse Card]

The horse stops its charge as a flash of light from the arise distracts it! Its attack has been cancelled!

Chitter
2024-12-13 09:43:32
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"F•CK IT UP :W:"
Chitter commands their bee to attack!
Yvonne rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
"NOW FUPPENCE! CHARGE AT THE HORSE THING! MAKE IT PAY FOR BEING ALIVE!"
Fuppence rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
G-8471
2024-12-13 09:46:36
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"GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WUG! THIS THING IS GOING TO HAVE TO HANDLE US. =)"
Again, with a reaffirming pat, and a whisper of confidence, Gunner sends in cyclone to use his signature jump stomp! He just hopes he'll be alright.
Cyclone rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 4 is rolled.
"Go! Go for the kill, Reverse!"
Lobster commands her Seizing Bird to try to bite the horse legs to immobilize him for a little more!
Reverse rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

While the bee gets in a sting, the rest of them miss, especially reverse the bird who gets trampled under the horse's 10 legs!

"Areeeee you impressed? Smile smile smile. I'm the smaaaaaartest horse in the universe. Neigh neeeeeigh!"
The horse is powering up an attack again!
Lobster faked a smile as she tried to pick the bird out of the horse legs
"Yes, yes... you are the smartest horse in the universe! Say something smart! xwx"
"Very! You're- uh- a very smart horse! :w:"
"...
Yes. you are an exceptionally smart horse.
Smart enough to enjoy entertainment, yes?
But that wugs performance was sad. very sad. such an intelligent creature such as yourself must surely enjoy more refined shows. =)"
"We're praising it? Why are we praising it?! Erh- FINE! IT'S FINE HORSE! A FINE, MANY HORSES IN ONE HORSE. DOES THIS APPEASE YOU?"
"QUITE THE INTELLIGENT EQUINE INDEED! FROM ONE SMART FELLA TO ANOTHER!"
"I am the smartest horse in the uuuuuuniverse. I aaaam made of snort snort, you and you and you."
"Join the show."

THE HORSE ATTACKS BUCKINGHAM.
But the attack.....

2024-12-13 09:51:08
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Is stopped.


[Undertale Undyne Fight Theme]
"........" Buckingham was holding the wug over his face like a shield, he slowly lowers it...
"Y-You shouldn't walk into abandoned areas! This-this horse cannot be stopped! OwO"
"I am the smartest horse in the universe."
"Escape while I hold it back! OwO"
"W-wait, wait I-" BUCKINGHAM STAMMERS, TAKING A STEP BACK

O-11 cuts the horse in half, and while its stopped for that moment, one of the halves starts to repair itself.

"WHAT THE F•CK WHAT THE F•CK :W:"
Chitter grabs onto Gunner's arm in terror of that. Thing.
"We have the wug! Please, let's listen to the... Dragon swordsman with impeccable timing! =)"
Twix
2024-12-13 09:53:50
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"A STRANGE ONE. I WISH I COULD STUDY IT BUT ALAS!" Twix dramatically sighs and begins taking steps back.
"..E-EVERYONE, ESCAPE! ESCAPE ESCAPE GO!!!" TIME TO GO.
G-8471
2024-12-13 09:54:35
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Col hops on Cyclones back, pulling Chitter on aswell.
"Up, up, and the hell out of here we go! =)"
Chitter hops on, holding tight to their friend
"F•CK THIS. I F•CKING HATE HORSES. BESIDES YOURS. :W:"
"LETS GO, ROVER"
...The lobster removes a part of the horse half that wasn't regenerating and then goes away with her seizing bird
"...Clowns... Clowns never again!!! xwx"

The blood of the horse is leaking on to Lobster.

Lobster realizes that it's made of clown liquid and robot oil.

Lobster does the right thing and NOT feed her bird the clown fluid. Rather, she rubs it a bit and then drops the horse half, running away

You all escape the tent and no one DRINKS CLOWN LIQUID LIKE A FOOL.

Safely outside the shadow dragon warrior appears before you all!

"What were you- you all thinking. You should never look at a horse, they-they're evil, and so not fun to ride! OwO"
2024-12-13 09:57:18
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Bucking stares up at O-11 wide eyed, heart pounding. Frozen in place. Looking like a Fool :(

"Uh. :w:"
Chitter is on a thornhead. A spikey. horse.
".........................Why are you looking at me like that? You are-aren't having a heart attack or anything, are you?"
"......................................................."
"After what we've seen inside there... I think it's ok to have a few heart palpitations... xwx"
"I think there's something wrong with the shorty here. OwO"
"........................"
"I think I'm going to only have opinions about thornheads after this. =)"
G-8471
2024-12-13 09:58:44
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"Sir, are you alright? ? =)" Gunner gives Buckingham a pat on the shoulder, a bit worried.
"Helllooooo, uh, clown-planet to tiny green man :w:"
"Oh holy shit, he's actually having a heart attack. xwx"
"Oh if he's having a heart attack, I'll give him a slap on the back, that might fix him! OwO"
"The heart of his species isn't on his back??? xwx"
"Then....where is it.......OwO"
"I WOULD RECOMMEND AGAINST IT. HE SEEMS.... MORE SHAKEN UP THAN HAVING A HEART ATTACK =)"
"I'm a (ex) s-class, but as I assume, his heart must be located..."
Lobster glances at Bucky...

O-11 touches Buckingham's hat.

"Is it in there? OwO"
"hm... Brain... Or lungs are located there."
".....I-I-I didn't- you're- this is---" Fuppence sighs and gives Buckingham a hearty slap on the back to break him out of his Stupor.
Buckingham21
2024-12-13 10:01:27
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"You're, you're O-11? THE O Class 11 the one that I, Lord Buckingham The Twenty First of the Buckingham Linage, username LordOfEvil-Buckingham21-DragonPrinceOfDarkness has been married to the last 8 years of my life?"
Voice crack.
"..............................................................."
"Nice try but my husband is 6'2 and has long flowing hair. OwO"
Buckingham21
2024-12-13 10:02:11
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"But-"
"Ni-Nice joke though, shorty! OwO"
"NO NO WAIT- I- I MEAN- MY AVATAR- I-"
"Is that you WingLordSail22? I always k-knew you'd be short. OwO"
"I'M NOT SHORT"
"Oh-Oh you're not? Let me see what the Cosmosdex says on d-drattles....mmmmmmmmmm OwO"

Chitter cheks their pockets for the world's tiniest violin.

2024-12-13 10:04:04
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...The dread that Lobster feels watching this shit could attract two billions of clowns at this single fraction of second

"Drattle.... Size: 5 ft tall........."
O-11 leans down to look at Buckingham.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope, you're short! OwO"
2024-12-13 10:06:30
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Buckingham does some breathing exercises to try to calm himself down so he doesn't fly into a rage.

"No- wait I promise you I- I MAY OF EXAGERRATED ABOUT MY APPEARANCE BUT- WE'RE MARRIED YOU CALL ME YOUR PRINCE OF DARKNESS!"
G-8471
2024-12-13 10:07:28
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"Ah. I'm starting to get a fuller picture now." Gunner turns to Buckingham.
"Have you been catfishing your own husband?? =)"
Twix
2024-12-13 10:08:07
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"YIKES! THIS HURTS TO WATCH" Twix is amused and experiencing secondhand embarassment all at once.
"WE HAD AN ARRANGED VIRTURAL WEDDING AND EVERYTHING."
"You catfished your husband for eight years? I know nobody that would go that low... xwx"
"And you never thought to facetime. This is. exceptionally tragic =)"
"..................................................WingLordSail22 have you been reading the dms? OwO"

Chitter finally finds their comically tiny violin and plays it.

"I am demoting you from mod. OwO"
S-52
2024-12-13 10:09:46
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"You're FAKING as someone's husband through invading the O-11 HIMSELF'S privacy? That's worser! xwx"
"I AM NOT NOT WINGLORDSAIL I AM BUCKINGHAM, THE TWENTY FIRST TO MY NAME I CAN SHOW YOU!! I CAN SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW INFAAcctt.."
Buckingham tries to turn on his phone but it's long since ran out of battery.
"......"
"........................so are you going to show......OwO"

....... Buckingham runs away!

"Knew it, he was lying. OwO"
"I thought I saw clowns in this planet... But this one reeks of a bad taste joke... xwx"
"Well. We should probably go see if Once is still in that hole. :w:"
"I agree. I'll look for a ladder. =)"

LORD BUCKINGHAM DOES NOT CRY AND IS NOT CRYING NO ONE LOOK AT HIM EVER AGAIN. GOODBYE.

S-52
2024-12-13 10:12:29
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Lobster goes to fetch the ladder with the squad, Once wouldn't fuck this type of stuff up... Where's the wug, anyways?

Twix
2024-12-13 10:12:44
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Twix does not comment and follows everyone to Help Once Outta That Holeā„¢. Truly today was quite the experience
"I think those two need a marriage counselor to slide into their DMs. that was tragic =)"
"Oh boy, I'm going to need to follow him to nnnnuuuegh stop him from running down a clown hole aren't I? OwO"
"That's not my husband. OwO"

LORD BUCKINGHAM HAS FALLEN INTO AN OPEN MANCLOWN HOLE COVER. NOT THE SAME ONE THAT CHARLIE FELL INTO. GOODBYE x2

"My husband is 6'2, or was it 6'7? It was tall anyway. He has long hair, and he says-"
"Aww geez...I think that man already fell....fell down a hole. I'll see you citizens later. Don't touch any horses! OwO"
EXPIDITION SUCESS
[DANGANRONPA OST: -1-09- Junk Food for a Dashing Youth]
"Why.....The fuck did you demote me!?!?!?!?"
"You nuuugh looked at my private messages with my husband, I told you this! OwO"
"One. I didn't! Two, I didn't admit to this!"
"Yeah you did, I met you in real life. OwO"
"No I didn't!!!!"
"Yes I did, and I was right! You're short, and have an accent and are always screaming! OwO"
"......................................................"
"How did you know that?!?!?!"
"I met you in real life!!! OwO"
"I....don't remember this happening but the days have been a blur! Tell me more about how I looked, just to make sure."
"Well you had a tooth that stuck out, and your nails were pretty long and mmmmmmm oh, you looked like a criminal! OwO"
"..................................But I don't remember meeting you today!?!?!"
"Well you did fall down a clown hole and get a little hurt, may-maybe it caused some uh, memory loss......OwO"
"The pain in my neck in the morning.....I thought I slept on the pillow wrong......."
"Nope! OwO"
"Fine. I will admit I read your messages. I thought they were amusing."
"You're getting temp banned for a week. OwO"
"................Whatever like I wanted to keep playing the clan's pirate lord anyway!!!"
"I get my mod roles back when I'm unbanned right?"
"No. OwO"
"..................................................."
"BUT I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE WINGED SAIL, OUR FLAG SHIP, YOU CAN'T JUST NOT MAKE ME MOD!"
[This user has been temp banned for reason: Stalker OwO]
No one is typing.