STORY

STORY

SUN AND SHADES
[Planet Wisp (Act 2) - Sonic Colors]
The tailed walks down the docks, stopping at the ship of Captain Naut. Looks... kinda like a fishing boat, they suppose? They tilt their head sideways, and turn to the various weirdos alongside them, speaking way too loudly.


"And you two are sure this is where I can find a big strange fish?"
"Because I've been all over this strange island looking for the right creature, and I won't settle for one that isn't strange enough."
"I saw people coming from this ship after heading out earlier, and they were looking for something." Buster comments.
"Sailing trip with Captain Naut. I don't know about the fish out there though, I only know about things from about yesterday or so!"
"Well, rumour has it the ocean is a place where fish can be found, so that's a promising start."
One Forever
2024-07-27 11:09:41
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"Did you happen to see any of these goons come back with fish?" They say, gesturing at the ship's crew.
Pierre
2024-07-27 11:18:51
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Pierre who sits outside the boat perks up. "FIIIIIISH!"
"They are a fishing boat."
"They catch fish."
Before Monsieur is a collection of seashells, many in vivid coloration. He does not seem to be offering any for sale, though they clearly are displayed as if.
One Forever
2024-07-27 11:21:21
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"Ah, but are they the big interesting kind of fish or the sad little fish for kits and cans?" One muses.
"Do you know the ways of finding fish, stranger?"
"They have a big boat, sir. For big fish."
"But you are not a fish person. I can tell."
"You want a bird."
"You speak of what I am, what I desire. Who are you to be so wise, little... critter? How do you know I want a bird?"
"It is simple."
"Fish are boring."
"Not that I claim to NOT want a bird. I appreciate birds too, who has the time to hate those?"
"Maybe so. But are your birds more interesting? Are they hiding in one of those nice little shells?"
Monsieur carefully puts a hand on one of the shells and pulls it closer to him, as if unsure if the tailed before him will take it from him. "These shells are not for sale."
"They should be."
"................................"
"..........For a fee......I will show you a place with many shells, but you will need a ship to go there."
"There are things inside the shells. Not fish. Not bird."
Buster looks at the stranger for a moment.
"Oh, it's great to see you again, pal."
Monsieur glances at Buster. He does not know this AI.
"Good evening, pal." ...but accepts the greeting nevertheless.
"A ship, such as the big fish one here? Now that sounds achievable. I accept this offer, fish-knowing shell-finder."
One turns back to the ship and shouts out.
"SHIP PEOPLE! CAN YOU BRING ME ON AN ADVENTURE?"
"..Pretty please?"
(He has mastered many such "social rituals" recently)
"Aaaaaaadventure!!! Adventure!" Pierre shouts in return, climbing the side of the ship to inform his captain of the offer.
"Godspeed, alien-who-sat-in-bathwater-too-long"
It isn't long before Captain Naut lowers the staircase of the ship and shouts back. "THE CREW OF THE GREAT SHIP IS ALWAYS READY FOR AN ADVENTURE!"
"At a price."
"WHERE ARE WE HEADING, ME BOYS?"
"Ah, Sea-Captain! Price will be paid, let us be adventure-bound! We are bound for-"
Monsieur holds up a very round shell that wiggles slightly in his palms. "Shell."
"Shell man, where were were going?"
"Shell...."
Captain Naut seems shocked for a moment. "You're heading to see the shells? Thrill seekers....aren't you?"
Monsieur
2024-07-27 11:40:50
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"They are just shells. They are not very thrilling."
"But they are....nice."
"Seeking thrills is really the core of any adventure worth its salt, pal!"
Buster leans over a bit to looks the shells over, careful not to get too close.
"They are nice."
"Don't take the nice little worm's shells, snake, he's showing us something fun"
"Oh I wouldn't take more from my pal than he has already offered."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 11:43:38
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The shells of Monsieur appear to be from various creatures. All of them appear empty, though the one in Monsieur's hand wiggles as Buster gets close. "The shells should be for sale."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 11:44:17
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Monsieur holds the shell in his hands closer to himself. "But they are not."
"Oh this one is wiggley."
One Forever
2024-07-27 11:45:16
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"I don't understand this business, really. It's not in my nature. If they are meant for selling, why waste time and not sell them?"
"This shell is from the island. The shells on the island, wiggle. It is what they do."
"Wait, are you mad?!? You took a shell from THAT island? And lived?"
"Yes."
"I do it all the time."
"It is not hard."
"Truly fearless..."
"Hmmmm. You're going to want to take this thing with you."
Captain Naut
2024-07-27 11:50:28
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"That being said, you shouldn't take so many shells from islands! Why do you even want them?"
"I like them. That is why I take them."
"I never take more than my fill in life, personally. I'm sure it won't cause any trouble that matters!"
"Why is it bad to take them? They look nice."
"Shells are important for the ecosystem! They are the homes of animals. And when those animals die, their homes become open for other animals to live in."
"This is what happens with people too." Monsieur states with a nod.
"So you should not own more shells than you need!"
"And you own quite a bit of shells, worm!"
"Yes. I own more than I need. The shells should be for sale."
"But I like them."
"I like them too. That's why I want to find one, little man."
"And, of course, big Ship-Captain. So can you take us there? I will bring the little worm, since he is wise and skilled."
"Do you want to come too, snake boy?"
"I like to help! Maybe I can be good at shell finding."
Monsieur looks at One Forever with a straight face. "What is the biggest shell you could pick up?"
"Could you pick me up a very large shell?"
One Forever holds their arms outstretched wide.

"This big. I can pick you up a shell this big. I am experienced."
"I also have a big pig that would carry a shell, I suppose! Not that I would need to rely on another."
2024-07-27 12:06:05
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The senator huffs and stands on its hind legs, as if to show off how strong it is.

"I am not very good at lifting, unfortunatly. Lifting scrap is hard."
"Thank you. I will join you." Monsieur looks towards the odd piece of equipment near it.
"Brreeeee?" The metallic gathers up the shells and places them in its inventory.
Monsieur
2024-07-27 12:10:18
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"This is also a shell." Monsieur stares at his pet.
Monsieur
2024-07-27 12:10:47
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"I've seen it in my dreams, filled with terrible things."
"If you let those terrible dreams die, you could fill it with nice things. Like a pez dispenser full of gummies."
"What do I know, though, its your life! To the ship with you, gummy-worm."
The group gather into Captain Naut's ship and set sail.
[Sailboat Ambience]
Captain Naut
2024-07-27 12:24:51
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"LAND HOOOOO!!!! We're approaching shell island!"
2024-07-27 12:28:15
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As the ship grew closer to the island, strangely colored bumps and grooves became more clear. Brightly colored shells littered the location, often clustering together under shaded moist spots. While there were many shells that were only as big as one's hand, there were a few scattered around standing tall at six or even seven feet tall.

"These are your shells? Fascinating!"
"So many colors, so many sizes!"
"These are the shells that I like. They are not mine."
"Yet."
"We'll hit land in just a second!"
"Try not to take TOO MANY shells or it'll be ME who you'll have to be scared of, not the shells."
"Have fun!"
"Let's have fun then!"
"I'm already having fun. Hup!"

As the stairs of the ship drop a mushbird flies down from a tree, landing on the stairs and spreading its wings to block off the guests to the island from leaving. "SQWARK!!! DANGER! DANGER!!!"

"WARK WARK! DANGER!" Pierre jumps over to the mushbird, nearly grabbing it in his hands. Captain Naut grabs his crew member before he can jump onto the island to chase the bird.
"Do not step on that island, Pierre. It's not safe, especially for someone as excitable as you."
Pierre stays silent but fiddles with his hands, still tempted to smell out the bird.
Captain Naut hands Pierre a biscuit. "Good, son! Stay here."
Monsieur points to the floor. His shell holding "robot" sits on the deck as Monsieur wanders down the stairs and onto the beach at an agonizing pace.
He sits, silently staring at the shells.
One Forever
2024-07-27 12:42:26
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"Well, well, what are you warning us about, little birdie?" Forever asks the squawking mushbird. "Afraid we'll step on your nest?"
"(Does anyone know if those things have nests? Fungi are not in my domain)"
"(Do fungi have wings and fly?)"
"(Maybe SOME fungi...)"
"That is a mushbird. They do not have nests."
"He has lived here for a few months now."
"His owner is over there." Monsieur points to a skeleton huddled in one of the shaded areas on the beach.
Buster slithers along after the stranger so it can see the many shells up close.
Buster
2024-07-27 12:48:53
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"That guy looks a little strange." It comments about the skeleton.
"The bird will be mine now. Finders keepers. The dead shouldn't be burdened by such things."

The shells vibrate as Buster slithers across the beach.

"And I said so first, which means I have 'The Dibs'. I learned this one the hard way."
"Movement. What was that."
"Should I go down there, captain?"
"Only if you want to have a fun time with the locals, sailor!"
"Oh! The shells are wiggling." It says, looking down as it stops moving.
"So what, these shells eat the careless movers?"
"Oh can Kaz come with One Forever? They are great at lifting too."
"That's natural, really. The call of the sea says "Watch your step.""
"These shells don't do anything as far as I know." Monsieur slowly holds up a shell. Flipping it over to check the contents inside, before flipping it back down, uninterested with the quality of the shell.
"Everyone fears them. I do not."
Should Cazkade grab a shell?
Chosen Action
Loot the skeleton!
One Forever
2024-07-27 12:55:43
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"I don't fear much, really. It's such a burden."
"What is fear?"
One Forever steps down to the beach with exaggerated slowness and tiny steps, having watched Monseiur's own sluggish movement. They don't look behind them for, say, excitable krell about to go and rob a corpse.
Cazkade isn't interested in the shells. They think they see something amazing on the skeleton and make a run for it.
Cazkade rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Cazkade finds a bunch of metal parts just below the sand. "Woah, no way! Looks like this fella was trying to build something! They didn't get too far though. Scrap for me!" Cazkade pulls out and holds up a fairly impressive piece of metal.
[Monster Hunter World - Nergigante's Theme]
Cazkade's heart drops.

Many of the shells, activated by Cazkade's movements, dart up. They flop forward at surprising speeds. Howling with toothless mouths full of spit.

"U-Uh..They..L-Look cute??????" Cazkade is paralyzed in fear.
"HA! Start running lass! Their spit is strong enough to melt the scales off yee bones!!"
"Fffffffreaking aliens!"
The mushbird dips around Cazkade, attempting to lure the creatures to follow it. It seems extremely upset, scared that what happened to its owner will happen again. "WARK WARK!!!!"
"This all seems bad."
And yet the creatures did not even consider attacking Monsieur, Buster, nor One Forever.
"Know the rules in nature or be meat, kid. Run!"
Cazkade rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
Cazkade attempts to run with the scrap still in hand. Unfortunately, their feet sink into the soft sand and they trip. The large scrap piece falls on their tail, making escape from the rapidly bouncing beasts impossible. "H-Help me! Pl-Please!"

But no one would possibly be able to run fast enough to help Cazkade. The creatures would surely melt his flesh.....but there was a quick slash of silver that danced through the air.

.........

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And the closest of the creatures was torn in two instantly.

[Red Mist]
Bobo Hotwheels
2024-07-27 13:32:04
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A strange and brightly colored AI stood in defense of Cazkade.
"W-...Who are you?"
"I'm kind of like your guardian angel."
"I mean....."
"I AM your guardian angel."
"No fu-fucking way!"
"This is just like my favorite an-"
Bobo softly closes Cazkade's snout before they could finish. "Don't ruin the moment, dude." He laments before shooting forward, slicing apart the other incoming creatures.
"..................."
"The shells are getting ruined."
"I've got one of those too, actually."
"I am glad Kaz is okay, but that isn't great either." It says, watching the shells of the beasts being ripped apart
"Oh yeah, shame. Those did look pretty nice, worm boy."
"............................"
"Please grab one of the big shells before they are all ruined."
"If you wish."
"I know it is not important."
"I want one, though."
One Forever
2024-07-27 13:42:55
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"Haha, look at me talking instead of acting, apologies buddy!" One tries to locate a really large shell before god's own anime swordsman finishes their blender routine...
Buster
2024-07-27 13:43:39
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"Yeah, I can help. Let's try to get the best shell that isn't ruined!"
"If any more show up, I'll just hold fish-boy in front of us, don't worry"
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2024-07-27 13:44:30
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Buster calls out its Buster blort to check for the biggest shells.

The blort quickly checks around for a large shell.

Monsieur rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
The blort freezes in place as it notices the skies darken, and a deep horrible shadow leap out from the ocean.
The shadow caste by the creature as it grabs Bobo covers the entire island....and much more.
"WHY ARE YOU KILLING ALL THE WILDLIFE?"
"Uh....."
"Cause they were going to kill Cazkade?" Bobo doesn't seem too bothered by the sudden dragon. He pulls himself out of its jaws before it finishes leaping over the island and lands back onto the sand.
"HE KNOWS MY NAME!!!!!!" Cazkade looks like they're going to faint.
Cazkade rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

Thankfully they keep it together.

"A HUNDRED DEAD ANIMALS! FOR WHAT? ONE PERSON?"
"Duh? I eat enough burgers to kill that many in a year."
"If I could eat, anyway."
"Kill or be killed, eat or be eaten. The law that matters most."
Monsieur
2024-07-27 14:01:58
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Monsieur looks at One Forever. "Do you have a girlfriend?" He states, flatly.
"Are you offering? I'm flattered, but I don't date worms."
"You do not have a girlfriend. I see." Monsieur ignores the storm and the dragon that's bigger than the island and looks to Buster. "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Besides, I've got something better at the moment."
"A stalker!"
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2024-07-27 14:05:22
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"What's a girlfriend?"
"Both of you are no help."
"I do not know if a girlfriend would like this shell. It is large, but damaged." Monsieur motions to a large blue shell flipped onto its side. The "damage" Monsieur mentions is a small, barely noticeable crack especially in this rain and dragon summoned darkness spanning a section of the shell.
"I do not know what girlfriends like, other than me."
"Are you perfect?"
"......................................."
"It would be socially acceptable to say no."
"Then you'll pick the right gift for the girl and you shouldn't worry about it."
"Life's simple like that."
"Life is simple like that." Monsieur states, while robot fights a dragon in the background.
"We will take this shell."
"Life is simple like that." Buster repeats
Captain Naut shouts down at Bobo. "YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY I NEED THE ARTIFACT TO BRING LIFE TO WHAT DOES NOT LIVE!"
Bobo shakes his head as he slides past the jaws of the dragon trying to nab him again. "Dude, whatever, I'm just here to grab Caz."
"He gave me a nickname!!!!"
Cazkade rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
Cazkade can feel themselves inches from passing out. Bobo holds out their hand for them.
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2024-07-27 14:18:42
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"Hey "sailor," you wanna follow around dumb old fish guts over there, or come with me?"
Who will Cazkade go with?
Chosen Action
Tell Bobo as your guardian you want him to join Captain Naut's crew.
Cazkade grabs Bobo's hand and pulls him closer. "Ac-Actually I'd like you to join Captain Naut with me! He's actually pretty cool when you get to know him."
"????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
"I don't know if you've realized Caz, but the guy hates my guts!"
"Nah he gets over things really quickly."
Cazkade drags the reluctant Bobo behind him. "CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! Bobo agreed to join our crew!"
("I did not!")
"The MONSTER who MURDERED these poor INNOCENT ANIMALS for NO REASON THAT MATTERS TO ME?"
[The Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker - Pirates]
"That sounds like a fine idea sailor! We could use someone with his power!"
"Sooooo cool. He can stay in my room."
"??????????????????????????????????????" Bobo is so baffled he doesn't know what to say. He looks around and finds that the dragon is nowhere to be seen.
("Precinct, take the shell back to the ship for lover-boy here, real careful-like. There's just one loose end to wrap up...")
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2024-07-27 14:20:16
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"Glad we could help you find a nice shell for your girlfriend after all the help you've given to Kaz."
"♫ Heeere birdy birdy birdy! Polly wanna cracker! Rattle my rum! I've got a big bag of birdseed in my pocket! ♫"
One Forever gestures invitingly to the massively-sidelined pirate bird. "Come to papa!"
One Forever's pet snorts and starts rolling the shell towards the ship. The mushbird, upon hearing the word "rum" swoops down and lands on One Forever's shoulder. It starts bouncing up and down.
Wow, that actually worked...
"99 bottles of rum on the wall, 99 bottles of rum! You take one down, you pass it around, 98 bottles of rum on the wall!!!!!"
"Loud."
"98 bottles of rum on the wall, 98 bottles of rum! You take one down, you pass it around, 97 bottles of rum on the wall!!!!!"
"Annoying."
"97 bottles of rum on the wall, 97 bottles of rum! You take one down, you pass it around, 96 bottles of rum on the wall!!!!!"
"It even sings!"
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2024-07-27 14:41:58
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"96 bottles of rum on the wall, 96 bottles of rum! You take one down, you pass it around, 95 bottles of rum on the wall!!!!!"
"I can't stop winning!"
"This is going to be a long trip back....."
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