STORY
STORY
THE OLD WOMAN AND THE SEA

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:28:35
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And that's about the entire story that I could remember!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:29:17
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Ah......I'm looking at the game file right now and it seems there's a lot of details you've missed."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:29:37
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"You're really not the best storyteller, are you?"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:30:41
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Look, I'm just not interested in the story this game is dishing out, ma'am."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:31:03
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Oh I seeeeeeee!~"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:32:02
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"You hated my story about Naut the sailor that much, huh?~" Shrimp playfully pretends to be hurt.

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:33:11
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Uh, no, no it's fine I'm sure, just, it's uh, a personal problem I guess?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:35:48
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Oh hoo hoo hoo! Don't worry, I don't take it personally! I've gotten meaner comments about my work. I can't believe your friend sacrificed themselves for Naut by the way! Honestly if they're like that, there's a lot of hope for rehabilitation! Just like how I fixed up my BFF! The guy Naut is based on."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:37:04
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I have to admit, my friend wasn't at the computer when their character did that. They kind of had a bit of an outburst and needed to chill out."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:38:50
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I was supposed to be looking after their character, but the words "Cazkade has been slain" just popped up in the event logs and it was like "Woops." So uh, do understand that Yu might be a little stressed out. Don't judge them too harshly right off the bat."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:40:19
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"A lady like me knows that when someone is stressed out, that's when they show their truest of colors!~"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:42:06
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"When it comes to a situation like this, that's the BEST time to make judgements. You think you know a person until they get pissed off and start telling you to jump in the sea!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:42:54
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Forgiveness is important, but there are lines that should never be crossed."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:44:15
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And I hate to say this.....but you're the type of guy to ignore red flags bigger than the sea."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:44:33
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Kind of like my husband!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:44:51
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Pandora?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:45:34
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 15:45:47
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 15:45:47
"Uh....Pandora is his pet name. Kind uh.....weird for you to be calling him that. X( You can just call him "The Mailman.""

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:46:54
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"He likes that name because it tells you everything you need to know, and care about. He delivers your mail, and that's that. Nothing more! <3"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:48:16
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"He's a pretty nice guy when he comes by. A little- uh."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:49:35
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Absurd? Blunt? He's got the cuuuuuuuuuutest resting bitch face.~ It makes him look like you've annoyed him by just existing."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:50:20
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 15:51:32
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 15:51:32
"Also he has soooo many leg bands!!!! I hate to say it, but I'm kind of a band chaser, and there isn't a person who has more than him!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:50:47
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Meanwhile I'm not special enough to have more than one...."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:53:38
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Yeah, he's a little weird, no offense, I know that's part of the charm, when he delivers a package, asks to come in, drinks from the faucet, and then leaves without a word."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 15:54:32
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:27:29
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:27:29
"Best way to drink water without dirtying your host's cups!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 15:59:41
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"By the way, feel free to tell me if this is a little too personal to ask, but P- The Mailman is well, a mailman, and Cargo is..."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:00:23
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Scared of them? We really don't know what happened to her."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:02:50
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I don't know what happened because I was away on work at the time, but when my husband's grandmother died, apparently my beloved little girl was devastated. She loved her grammy so much. My husband says that she just started screaming at him, because he didn't care that grammy died. Which isn't true. I know he loved her as much as anyone else in his own special way."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:05:03
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-28 14:43:41
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-28 14:43:41
"He told me, he only looked at her. That he absolutely didn't do ANYTHING else, but after that day she was always scared of her daddy."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:06:16
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I guess we should have known back then, that it was the start of her paranoia, but even if we put two and two together, what could we do? There weren't any doctors on the island we trusted......"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:07:05
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I see, but the government realized eventually right, and tried to send medication?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:07:29
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I don't trust the fucking government, birdbrain."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:09:50
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"The government has taken nearly all of my children away from me because they think they can raise them better."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:10:06
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I bet you they put them all into schools...."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:10:49
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Being in a school isn't that bad."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:16:22
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I'm like, not even going to argue with you on this cause I cannot even begin to explain how traumatic schools are for a normal person, you government shill. The government took me away from my parents to go put me in a school and it was awful!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:19:05
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I was happy before that. Thought the government was real swell and ate whatever drugs they were pumping out. Sure my parents didn't care much where I went all day but I had sooooo much freedom."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:19:30
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Even if it got me into lots of trouble. That's just life, you know!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:19:51
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"That doesn't sound good."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:21:00
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Different cultures I assume! Maybe your parent would have cared where you went for a few days, but not mine!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:21:15
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"That really does not sound good."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:28:41
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2026-01-06 08:50:16
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2026-01-06 08:50:16
"Whatever, brah. All I know is I would have liked to give Cargo a bit more freedom, but after most folks left the island following the lies of birds, the population has been pretty low here, and no one wants to become a miner, so the government sees a kid roaming around unattended and thinks they can just....just snatch them and tape a letter to your door."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:29:29
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Following the lies of birds...?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:34:00
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Yeah. A whole migration of birds flew over our island, and, it was like everyone was under a spell. It's not like the birds said anything, but seeing that many migrating suddenly? It scared people."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:35:48
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Everyone thought something horrible was about to happen. That they were fleeing. So a bunch of people got going over the sea. The sea!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:36:49
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And then, that's when the storm rolled in...."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:38:06
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And those stupid. STUPID BIRDS came back to land. Laughing with their stupid calls because they realized the storm couldn't be weathered."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:39:58
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I remembered going to the end of the island, ready to head into the sea, try and bring people back. People kept trying to stop me, tell me it was crazy.....but you know what actually stopped me?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:41:11
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:17
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:17
"A guy on the beach, not a care in the world despite the storm, said to me......
"If you want to kill yourself. I can back up my truck on you. Would be quicker.""
"If you want to kill yourself. I can back up my truck on you. Would be quicker.""

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:43:52
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Spent so long arguing with that guy, that I swear my dummy little brain couldn't focus on going to sea no more. Aaaaand that's how I met my husband!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:44:29
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I don't think that's a very good way to meet your husband."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:44:57
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 16:45:20
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 16:45:20
"Don't talk to me, Mr. Falsified Marriage. X/"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:49:13
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:40
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:40
"Well you got me there. Hey, uh, I know this is kind of a long shot, but do you know a guy called Scarpe? I know weird question but-"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:49:40
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I know the mailman, and the mailman knows everyone.~"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:50:34
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:52
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:29:52
"I happen to know a Scarpe. Not directly of course. Low population and all. What's up?"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:51:39
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Well, I saw something very worrying in...." Cowboy pauses, realizing how stupid it sounds. "....a video game. I've been trying to contact him but he's not answering. I'm just worried you know?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:52:01
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Did you ask his whore of a best friend, Buck?"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:52:24
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Ok, come on, can you not use that term negatively?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:52:35
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:53:00
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I'm going to keep calling whores, whores, thank you very much!~"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:53:19
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"But they're-"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:54:29
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Birdbrain. I don't care how much the government says that whores are a vital, small part of our system. I get that most people won't ever deal with them."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:55:50
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"But imagine dealing with a man trying to date a married woman, and you know he's sent by the government."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 16:56:31
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I don't know if the government sent "a whore" to date you. I think the guy might actually like you or something."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 16:57:53
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"He's one of the biggest government shills on this planet, and he's a whore. I'm sorry but these two things might be connected, birdbrain."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:00:06
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I'm starting to see the genetic connection."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:01:04
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:30:32
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:30:32
"Well I'm not. I mean I don't want to TMI to my in-law but I'm kind of old."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:01:30
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:01
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:01
"What's the government doing, sending a little old lady whores to her door....?"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:02:13
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Which is why I'm saying it's likely just a normal guy and you're being uh, paranoid."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:04:45
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Mmmmmm normal men don't have four leg bands. Almost like the government knows I'm a chaser. A shame though. Even four bands won't beat out the hubby."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:05:38
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:34
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:34
"You know what, lets just get back to Scarpe. You said I should contact Buck about this?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:08:56
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:46
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:31:46
"Yeah, hit up Buck. He's always talking about his friend Scarpe when he eats dinner with us. Always worried about him too."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:09:25
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Cool. I'll contact-"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:09:44
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Hey why is the """Whore""" eating dinner at your place?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:10:29
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"He sometimes sleeps over."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:10:41
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Like............????????"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:11:21
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Now now, birdbrain, don't jump to conclusions. I'm not the one that invites him in."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:11:33
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Hubby does."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:12:06
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"WHY?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:12:58
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:13:11
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:13:11
"If I knew, I wouldn't love him as much. This whore knocks on our door, asks if I'm around, and Hubby is all like "I do not know when she will be back. You can come in and wait.""

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:13:55
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And don't worry. Hubby fully knows what this guy is here for. He just doesn't care, cause, and I quote-"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:14:20
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"You would never sleep with this man. So it is ok if he comes for dinner and sleeps over."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:17:25
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"They're like......friends? Maybe? I can't imagine being friends with a man trying to fuck your wife but big "k" moment I guess. It's nice though. I wonder if he did this for me? Cause like, at some point this whore just is like, barely trying."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:18:00
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Like sometimes he'll go on dates with me, and just give up on being romantic. Just hands me a sandwich and watches me eat it."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:18:49
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Do you really think you should go on dates with this guy?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:19:08
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"He has nice stuff from off the island."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:19:17
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"And I want nice stuff."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:23:57
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"We're like the richest island already cause of all metal we're mining up, but it's soooooooo hard to get the REALLY fancy stuff. That's why Cargy has all that cool stuff she sells!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:24:31
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:26:52
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:26:52
"Cargo has...been selling this stuff for the four years we've been married. How long as this guy been on your back?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:24:47
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"*Not been on my back."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:25:24
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Also, mmmmm.....six years? It's kind of on and off. He gets shipped off by the government to other islands it seems."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:27:20
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I don't think the government would put this much effort in to this."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:28:42
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:32:55
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:32:55
"I know riiiiiight??????? That's why I'm so suspicious! What does the government want with me? Why do they want my genetic information? Is my age listed lower than it should be in the database cause this is really a losing battle, growing more meaningless every day!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:35:35
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:33:09
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:33:09
"Anyway, if you need to hit up Scarpe, tell him "SHOW TIME!!!!!" from me."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:38:23
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I'm not going to scare the guy for you."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:39:54
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Lame, bruh. I think that guy needs some more excitement in his life. Imagine working at a rental store when everyone is watching live tv on your island. Craaaaazy."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:41:41
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:44:28
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:44:28
"Anyway I can't wait to speak to Cargy tomorrow for the game. Aaaaaaah! It's going to be so fun to talk to her again!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:44:14
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I miss my little girl so much. I know you didn't really steal her, but it really felt like that. Felt like my life was falling apart all over again. Sorry if I've been rude or yelled at you about it in the past, and, genuinely thank you for setting this up for me despite everything."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:52:44
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"She's the only child that hasn't been taken from me, so I'm so worried for her. I'm scared the government is going to snatch her at any moment and I'll be left with another letter in the mail....so....I would like to make this work."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:53:08
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I can't promise anything."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:53:20
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"But I'll see what I can do."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 17:53:40
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"If you could stop calling me birdbrain, maybe I'll try a little harder."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:53:57
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I can't promise anything."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 17:54:06
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:54:24
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-25 17:54:24
"But I'll see what I can do. XP"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:04:55
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Oh, uh, actually bruh this is kind of random buuuuuuut I got a super duper important question to ask you."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:05:26
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Are you planning on having kids anytime soon?"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 18:07:31
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I mean I wouldn't mind having kids whenever!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:07:54
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Woah. You're terrifying."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 18:08:27
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I ANSWERED IT?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:09:27
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"This sucks. I asked you this question hoping you'd get scared off, or be like "Please lets not talk about this" but you're weird."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:10:31
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Lame....I finally get a son-in-law and I can't even cause them psychic damage by asking them horrible questions. What's the point of being your mother-in-law at this point?"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:12:15
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Well, you've set veeeeeery high expectations, so I better see something come out of this."

Cowboy
2024-10-25 18:23:55
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Uh, don't have super high expectations. Maybe if Cargo was medicated-"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:25:33
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:34:29
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:34:29
"UGH the fact that you're totally calm about this is really weirding me out. Guess cause you operate much faster than other people cause of your government affiliation that you got enough time to freak out, then calm down before the rest of us can blink."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:26:55
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:34:48
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-19 09:34:48
"You think men being blunt wouldn't weird me out cause of my husband but sheesh, you don't have the monotonous tone to go with it so it's WEIRD!"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:28:03
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Oh well, I'm sure I'll get used to it. See you tomorrow, birdbr-"

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:28:15
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Uhhhhhh....."

ShrimpRocks
2024-10-25 18:28:38
ShrimpRocks Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Nope, can't think of any other nickname right now. I'll try again later. Bye, birdbrain!"

Cowboy
2024-10-25 18:28:47
Cowboy Profile
Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Thanks..."
END OF CHAT
SETTINGS
X
You skip part setting has been swapped.


