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SHRIMPS ROCK!▼
SHRIMPS ROCK!
[Needy Streamer Overload - Angel Falling]
Cowboy
"So I got some good news..."
Cowboy
"Uh, maybe a few bad news as well? Which do you want to hear first?"
Memetical_Cargo
"I like my life to be ruined after feeling the slight joy at some sort of salvation. Give me the good news first."
Cowboy
"Well, first off, I got Yu to agree to throw the mech into the ocean! Took a bit of convincing but we came to an understanding."
Cowboy
"Uh, granted it kind of sunk next to the weird artifact and shit, so that's no good. Wait shoot, that's part of the bad news."
Cowboy
"But hey, from what I could see, Judge has been tearing the place up! Madam is gone, Monster is dead, and Monsieur is I guess Monsieur!"
Memetical_Cargo
"This barely seems like an accomplishment to me but I'm glad you're happy about it."
Memetical_Cargo
"I guess if the only bad news is about Ray, it's not all bad."
Cowboy
2024-10-13 17:45:24
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 20:20:40
"Actually, there's like one more thing. So like.... ShrimpRocks added me and started asking about the pile of invasive copper she's been holding onto for you for the past week."
Memetical_Cargo
"CAN SHE NOT WAIT A FUCKING WEEK BEFORE THROWING A TANTRUM AND MESSAGING EVERYONE I KNOW OVER SOME INVASIVE COPPER!?!?!"
Cowboy
"Ok but it is invasive copper, you don't want to keep that on hand for too long. She kind of wants to get the product moved out of her house."
Memetical_Cargo
"Tell her to throw it back in her stupid little mine if she's so upset over it!"
Cowboy
"I mean, I wouldn't say she's upset about it, I think she's more worried about something happening to you."
Memetical_Cargo
"Oh, so now she's worried about me, huh?"
Cowboy
"She's kind of always worried about you, you know? Kind of get the feeling the only reason she bothers sending stuff to you dude is to make sure you're still alive."
Cowboy
"Speaking of which, I started talking to her about our game-"
Memetical_Cargo
"I NEED YOU TO CONSIDER BEING LESS FRIENDLY TO PEOPLE WHO YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO."
Cowboy
"-and I figured, she might be good to add to our game."
Cowboy
"Now, let me stress, not your your sake, for Yu's sake. She's worked with people like Yu before, and I just feel like she might be better at this than me."
Memetical_Cargo
"Worked with people like Yu? Worked with people like Yu??????"
Memetical_Cargo
"YOU MEAN SLEPT AROUND WITH THEM LIKE A WHORE, RIGHT!?!?!"
Cowboy
"Dude."
Cowboy
"First off, whores are very productive members of society, and we'd collapse without them. It's kind of fucked up you're using it derogatory like?"
Memetical_Cargo
"Sorry let me correct myself!"
Memetical_Cargo
"Slept around with people like Yu, in a negative fashion-"
Memetical_Cargo
"-by already being married-"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:01:20
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-14 05:41:47
"-AND THEN LYING TO EVERYONE WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THEY'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH FREAKS!!!"
Cowboy
"I'm going to be honest, I don't actually believed she fucked that guy. Like...Look man, I'm not going to say "it's all in your head" because I don't know what you saw, but when I spoke to her, she kind of explained that it was all just a misunderstanding."
Memetical_Cargo
"Congratulations on learning that she's good about lying about shit! Maybe she can lie her way to Yu's heart and fix them that way! Didn't know you just think Yu needs that kind of attention."
Cowboy
"I was thinking more about the fact that she's more knowledgeable about dealing with folks with you know, people hating problems? But ok man."
Memetical_Cargo
"Can she even game...?"
Cowboy
"Come on man, you know she's been playing since Notail Simulator! I don't think most people know the game as good as her!"
Memetical_Cargo
"Fucking notail fans are always problematic pieces of shit."
Memetical_Cargo
"I don't think Yu wants to play this game with me anyway. We can just tag me out and swap her in."
Cowboy
"Nah man, I still want you in the game."
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:16:13
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-14 05:42:56
"I don't know if I want to deal with two other people who think I'm shit though. I bet you they're both going to start talking behind my back. That's how she builds up "rep" with the guys. Tells them a ton of fucked up secrets about other people, so they all start thinking "Oh she's nice to me and trusts me" and let their guard down."
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:17:16
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 18:17:24
"AND THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'RE CALLING ME THE NEXT DAY, ASKING ME WHERE THE FUCK THEIR SHIT WENT, BECAUSE THEY JUST REALIZED SHE TOTALLY DUPED THEM!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:19:49
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-19 05:12:59
"And I have to sit there, sorting through expensive trash, because she thinks it's "funny and goofy" to fool "silly men" into handing off their wallets to her as some sort of prank. I don't know!"
Memetical_Cargo
"Maybe I wouldn't give a shit if she would fucking TELL ME when she's COMING! BACK! HOME!"
Cowboy
"Ok look, I get it man, but not telling her when you're coming back home isn't how you fix that issue."
Cowboy
"I know like your interactions with each other have fucking sucked, but I think we should consider you know, repairing things a bit, considering how like....look I would leave this alone but like...."
Cowboy
"She's kind of your metal supplier?"
Cowboy
"I keep picking up your packages man and they're covered in, like.....personally written notes and shit like that? Cutesy hearts and "mwah mwah, miss you Cargy~" or whatever. Just like, dude, if you're going to cut contact with her, whatever, totally fine, but come on, get another miner to gather your supply."
Memetical_Cargo
"I got married so that ownership over myself would go onto another person rather than her! She should stop writing like she owns me!"
Cowboy
2024-10-13 18:32:55
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 18:33:24
"Ok, first off, you married me to steal my healthcare benefits."
Cowboy
"Second off, that's not how marriage works. I do not own you."
Memetical_Cargo
"That's funny!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:37:23
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 18:37:55
"Because the government has informed me that if I die, everything I own goes to you, and if you die, everything you own goes to me. Marriage is ownership as stated by the government, which invented marriage by the way!"
Cowboy
"I don't think the government invented marriage as a way to tie people into a game of chicken, but I guess I also know nothing about old history so fair enough."
Memetical_Cargo
"By the way, does she know we're married because I'm out if we have to talk about it."
Cowboy
"She says I stole you!"
Cowboy
"Which I hope is a joke and isn't her being passive aggressive or something."
Memetical_Cargo
"It's totally passive aggressive and if you weren't stupid she'd likely make you fall down a mineshaft."
Cowboy
"Happy to be a stupid, silly little man, I guess. I didn't think I was that stupid...."
Memetical_Cargo
"Can you say that a little louder?"
Cowboy
"I didn't think I was that stupid?"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 18:50:53
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 18:51:02


"YOU INVITED! MY MOM! TO PLAY! FORTUNA! YOU IDIOT!!!!!"

Memetical_Cargo
"My mom is going to fuck the FREAK we're playing with!"
Cowboy
"Come on man, your mom isn't going to fuck Yu. Also please, please do not call Yu a freak."
Cowboy
"Also like, your mom is still married to your dad?"
Memetical_Cargo
"Didn't stop her before. Not like he cares!"
Cowboy
"How about this. I won't invite her to the game, if you stop having her be your supplier?"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 19:01:34
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-14 05:46:21
"There's literally no one else I can get invasive copper at such a deep discount from, so no, for the sake of my personal finances I will NOT cut contact with my miner of a mom."
Memetical_Cargo
"Even if I got another miner, it wouldn't work, she's the best in the business! Disappears for weeks, comes back with a giant haul of metal. Did she fucking die? I don't fucking know, because she never tells anyone anything!"
Memetical_Cargo
"Now she's getting a taste of her own pills and she sees how bullshit and bitter it is when her daughter leaves without telling her!"
Memetical_Cargo
"Is this week the week I die? Who fucking knows, because I'm not answering any texts or phone calls, or telling anyone where I'm going!"
Cowboy
"I would be genuinely devastated if you did that to me."
Memetical_Cargo
"Well, I mean, I would never do that to you...."
Cowboy
"Yeah, but like, you know, I can kind of understand how much this hurts her. Yet again, I get it, she did a lot of bad shit, but I rather you two not have a passive aggressive war over this."
Memetical_Cargo
".................................."
Cowboy
"Also because I need her to stop calling me "The bird that stole her baby girl.""
Memetical_Cargo
"She doesn't really call you that."
Cowboy
"She does, and I used to think it was a weird joke."
Cowboy
"But now I'm starting to get worried man, what if I visit her and she trips me into a mine shaft?"
Memetical_Cargo
"It'll be ok, "birdbrain," just fly."
Cowboy
2024-10-13 19:24:51
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 19:25:00
"I'm starting to see where you get this attitude from...."
Memetical_Cargo
"Might as well hand over her player card so I can inspect it for the next few hours."
Cowboy
"Yeah sure, sending it over!"
2024-10-13 19:59:07
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 20:20:26
Player Card
Player Name: ShrimpRocks
Age In Notail Years: Old enough to be your mother for most of you! ;D
Current State: Don't talk to me. I'll talk to you. K?

Joined: Been playing since Notail Sim and never went back!~
Player Type With Duel Boost Activated: Sea Wind (I like to call it Sea Breeze! :D)

Favorite Entry: Vampwelfs (I love their silly little houses! I'm a total vampire geek! I love how they reference old history and aaugh I could talk so much about them!!!), Notails (Such a classic!), Glaucargo (Hubby made this one, so cute.), Cekekis (My girl made these! Madam and Monsieur are so funny.)
Favorite Patron: Juno(Big fav!), Circe, Persephone, Poseidon, Zeus, (Basically any of the big three and their ladies!), Vulcan
Notable Submitted Entry: Edger Drakken <3 Lady Lucette (Bet you could guess why.), O-2 (My old notail sim OC! I love that she's getting around.), H-427 (I will not accept critiques. TvT I think even evil tiger men need love! Rawr! >:D), Naut (Based on my best friend and mining buddy.)

Occupation: Deep Sea Miner, ask me for pictures of a really big shrimp!!!! :D
Notes: Haha, but seriously I'm picky about people I talk to, please do not contact me unless I contact you first. You will not like me if you piss me off. :D
Memetical_Cargo
"She really types like that....."
Cowboy
2024-10-13 20:02:32
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-13 20:02:39
"She really types like that!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-10-13 20:04:05
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-14 05:49:50
"I can't believe she just shows anyone a picture of a huge shrimp!!!!"
Cowboy
2024-10-13 20:04:48
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-10-14 05:50:20
Cowboy literally has no idea why this of all things is the fact Cargo is picking on, and honestly he feels it's best to not ask about the issue.
Memetical_Cargo
"You understand the amount of embarrassment you're going to put me through with my mom non ironically saying "Rawr" to things is going to be, right?"
Cowboy
"Yep, but you'll come out stronger for it."
Cowboy
"Or you'll stop sending invasive copper to our house. Whichever one comes first."
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