Rat_King takes a look at the situation............................

Yep that's a dead body. Rat_King nods to himself, as if he has made the discovery of the decade.

Two wugs trot into the bar, scouring under tables for scraps and spilled beers.

The wug with the map in it spits water at the smaller wug with [watergunner]. The smaller wug takes aim with [load and soak] and shoots out an aggressive stream of water and booze at Rat_King! The wugs seemed defensive!

Rat jumps out of a trashcan and hops up to their owner. Waving their tail, they await orders. They want to get things done quickly. There was a nearly full sandwich in the trash!

Eliza's throw completely knocks out the smaller wug! The larger map wug begins to slurp up the rum left on the floor.

Rat runs up to the larger wug. It starts shooting out rum with [Load n Soak], but Rat seems to be completely oblivious to anything going on. They drop the wug in their owner's arms and scramble back into the trashcan they've claimed.

Yarper is ugly. That's all he is.

Yarper also has [Chaos.]

Yarper tries to think of the most chaotic thing they could do.....they decide to do a flip! Which....isn't very chaotic. It's not even a good flip! What a disappointing pet. Can't even do this right.

Rat_King tries to do a flip, but lands on his back. He thinks while embarrassing, he's safe, until he starts rolling down rapidly down a sand dune, and into the ocean!