STORY

STORY

MISUNDERSTOOD
[Cosmo Sheldrake - Linger Longer (Instrumental)]
"Ah, it is nice to see you've been dutiful at your work on the machines!" The Creator greets you happily when you come back with some supplies. While you have been slacking off a bit, you've been mostly gearing yourself towards making machines for the Creator.
"Fantastic machines aren't they all? Each one designed by me!"
"For your commitment, I offer you a rare gift. An anomalous item made by one of my oldest god machines. Please enjoy." The Creator hands you a small ball.
"Its anomalous properties activate when you throw it on the ground!"

You drop the ball on the ground and it jumps back up, much like a normal rubber ball. You play with it for a few seconds, letting it bounce up and down.....

How do you respond?
Chosen Action
I think I understand how this anomaly works!

After a few more moments of bouncing the ball, you feel like you get it. You tell him that you know how this anomaly works.

"Ah. Smarter than you seem.....Please go on. Explain how it works. Consider it a quiz."
What do you say?
Chosen Action
Every time you bounce it. It brings you happiness. Not every time. But most of the time.

You say that every time you bounce it. It brings you happiness. Not every time. But most of the time. That's the anomalous feature.

"You actually understand! Fascinating! Most people take the ball for granted."
"Basketball! Baseball! Football! All of these things have something in common, and it's that they all use this simple anomalous object. The ball!"
"Some will tell you that the ball is not anomalous. But it is! I created the ball with a god machine. It was one of my very first. I gave the ball to creatures who could barely hold sticks, much less fathom the idea of a ball!"
"Just because life has become intelligent enough that they make their own god machines to make their own balls does not make it not a god machine."
What do you say?
Chosen Action
How much of the universe is anomalous?
"Most of it! Most of the universe, especially the parts which which are intelligent is anomalous."
"To you a see-saw might be "normal" but to much of the universe, such as to ants, a see-saw is an unfathomable object, indescribable, untamable, able to lift them into the air and down again with no rhythm or reason."
"Intelligent life are just those who are dutiful in building god machines. Sadly they are often discredited as being "not special" when most of the population becomes used to it."
The Creator
2024-12-30 16:02:35
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-20 03:34:40
""Show the cannoneer how to build a cannon, and his head shall swim in how much madness is needed." Quoteh the Lord!"
How do you reply?
Chosen Action
Explain what a god machine is.
"Hmmmm? And you were understanding so well until now....."
"A god machine is one of my creations. It's how I do my anomalous talents. While the rest of life was eating grass I was studying the way the universe worked. That is how I created the first god machines."
"Imagine, the dance of sodium, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon, and boron creating something that makes one happy. If you laid out all of those ingredients out, you'd have nothing but a mess. Hoo hoo!"
"Thus you need a god machine to combine those items in the correct way to create what you need. The first ball was created with days of ceremonies, all carefully done to place the ingredients in just the right way."
"As intelligence grows, we can refine the process of these ceremonies into smaller factories. Now you can simply buy borax and glue from the store and mix them together in a cup. Completely unaware of all the refined ceremonies that went into them. It's still anomalous."
"It's just that people do not care that it is anymore."
"But they see me throw a wedding, and make a huge tower powered by consumers and suddenly they're like "That is anomalous!" Hmmp! I'll have you know it took me longer to come up with the ball then a tower that tracks planets and rips them apart!"
Which one is anomalous?
Chosen Action
Both are anomalous.
"Thank you for understanding."
You have a question.
Chosen Action
So all balls are anomalous then? Even those not invented by you?
"Of course."
"Think of all the ritals those people did. Who just gathers up sodium, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon, and boron in just a certain particular amount to create a ball? Sure it seems simple to you now with all its refinements, but the first ball was created via rituals."
"Take metal for example. The most wonderful group of all elements! It can be found in dirty looking, awful tasting brown water."
"But, if you dedicate yourself. Create a ritual where you throw the water over a fire, over and over for 100s and 100s of gallons of water, each which must be carried by hand, and each fire powered by wood, then you will finally get it...."
"Enough metal, for a single anomalous weapon of murder."
"The act that would have been preformed for a single knife would have been as dazzling as a tower and its wedding. Days, weeks, months even! Boiling water for no gain. Time you could have spent gathering more berries like an animal."
"But the rituals are all worth it, for in the end you shall have something that no other does. With time you can refine, and bring water with pipes to a pot automatically for example."
What now?
Chosen Action
Ask him personal questions about himself.

You decide to ask him a few personal questions.

What do you ask?
Chosen Action
What do you do for fun?
".................................................."
"It's not that I don't have fun!"
"It's that my fun comes from watching others interact with things I've made." He shrugs. "I personally rarely if ever have fun without other people."
"An annoying trait you see, because I personally do not like people very much. They are too fragile."
How do you reply?
Chosen Action
Isn't it strange to connect your happiness with others?
"Absolutely."
"But that is how I feel, it's horrible isn't it?"
"Maybe it's genetics, or upbringing. Mother Good always said it is best to make the world as happy and peaceful as possible. At all costs."
"But this universe is geared towards the horrible morals of Father Evil!"
"A horrible creature he was! Yet everyone praises him for bringing his horrors to a peaceful land!"
The Creator
2024-12-30 16:13:12
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-20 03:39:11
"When you live in a world filled with horrors, and people and animals willing to choose to be horrible, it seems to you, that this is the correct way to be, and that the other way would be a horrible world."
"But I lived a wonderful life. Until he spread all those horrors into the world! And then.....then....."
"I died. I was killed. By someone who chose to do that to me. Why choose to do that?"
What do you say?
Chosen Action
Actually. Can you tell me the story of Good and Evil, from your perspective?
"Hmmm It's a long story, and not one I like to talk about. So I will summarize it, and talk about my experience before.......it happened."
"Good and Evil. Mother and Father. They were both haunted by a terrible god I heard. A crocodile of many mouths. A hundred, no, millions times worse than the Neo. One with not a single soul behind its eyes. It ate and killed without thought."
"Mother and Father killed this beast, and inherited an empty universe to build upon."
"Mother created wonderful things! A world of utter peace. There was no thought to be had. I frolicked happily. Even the grass was my friend, never to be eaten, for it lived too!"
"But Father thought a world with no thoughts was not a world to exist."
"He brought with him, horrible things! Terror, and choice, and hunger, oh the hunger was the worst!"
"Imagine being friends with the grass. Imagine realizing that you need to eat it. Worst of all. It is all your choice to eat the grass."
"You could have chosen to starve you know?"
"It's horrible. How can I blame the day I died on anyone? I ate the grass. No. I murdered the grass. My murder is nothing special. A footnote really on the "paradise of Evil.""
"But as you can see clearly. Death did not exist the same way it does to you. I'm still dead. Just not how you would consider it."
"But the worst part of it all. Is that I feel I am to blame for the horrors that came next. For Father had put me back together the best he could. But I went to Mother to complain about what Father had done to me."
"And then they argued, and never stopped arguing after that. I kept thinking to myself, maybe if I had just not said anything, Father and Mother wouldn't have become so horrible with each other."
The Creator
2024-12-30 16:16:30
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Posted by ID #29
Last edit: 2024-12-30 16:16:45
"I liked some of the things Father showed me about this world of choices, but overall, what a disgusting unhappy world it was."
"Don't bother telling me this or that action of mine is hypocritical. I've heard it 100 times before. If the universe was Good, there would be no hypocrisy. But it is not. Not yet."
"A billion Evil choices got us here. A billion Evil choices more will get us out."
"After then, life will be Good again."
How do you respond?
Chosen Action
Thank him for his time and get back to work.
"I'm older. Wiser now. I know. They were always doomed. But feelings are irrational yet ever persistent. We've been over this."

You tell him that people won't like this Good world.

"The universe is traumatized. They see this abuse from Life and Death, and all other gods as normal. This is how it must be. That is what everyone thinks."
"So I will not contest it. Just know, that I am just following what my Father did. He thought everyone would be better with these things, and I think the opposite."
"I will impose my choice upon the Universe, and that will be final. Who knows? Maybe the people will like it more this way."
"Or maybe, it will be like the Evil world Father created. The one we are in now. Where it's all terrible, but we are too traumatized to want it any other way."
"All I know, is that I will be happy. Now do forgive me. I must leave to do other matters. Please continue your work. Though you may not understand it, these god machines you help build bring us closer to a paradise. A Heaven."
"Even if it's just for one person out there."
End of Meeting
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