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NIGHTMARE EXPO
[EPIC THUNDER & RAIN | Rainstorm Sounds For Relaxing, Focus or Sleep | White Noise 10 Hours]
2024-12-26 14:11:38
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It's been days since the storm started. No one wants to talk about the people who were outside the citadel. Either the pirates managed to escape before the waters got in, or they were galehaut bait by now.

2024-12-26 14:11:52
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Flying off planet in this weather was impossible. But the Citadel had enough supplies for those within it to survive. As long as the notails kept up the kindness of feeding those within.

To pass the time, and to ignore horrors of the outside, a group browses the gallery.

2024-12-26 14:13:56
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"Vodka!"

The group is followed by a "blockmon," one of those soulless pieces of artwork. It seems worried for them, and follows.

2024-12-26 14:17:42
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The heer [Shares] [Smarty] with its teammates.

The wug [Shares] [Suspicious Meat] with its teammates.

The group enters the gallery of Azathoth. He is currently picking up cans. His artwork is covered by sheets, and two imposing statues stand behind him. "Ah, sorry. I believe you've come at a bad time."
"Nonsense!" Gristle, the meataparxi says.

"It's the perfect time. A lovely rainy day for some indoor fun and a nice sausage by the fireplace."
"...I like..."
"Sausage. ;)"
"See? Everyone can agree!"
Fumii just sort of stands around holding a dead gwech. The people here are weird.
Sassafrass shifts her leaves down, trying to settle a bit. Place still gives her weird vibes.
"What's got you so glummed up then, pal? I can only presume you're not getting into textiles?"
"Honestly I'd rather not drag anyone into my issues."
"I just think I'm done with this "art" thing. I've realized I don't actually like it at all."
"Frankly. I hate it."
"Now you have me hooked! Do tell!"
The statues behind Azathoth seem rather imposing and judgmental.

"....."
"................................"
Azathoth
2024-12-26 21:16:56
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"No offense, but I don't really know you. I'm not looking to drop my issues on random people."
"I already talked to my follower about this. And I got all the listening I needed in."
"You should offer your woes first!"
The priest hums. "I'm but a humble being of god. There's no regret nor doubt in my heart, merely faith."
"I do pity those who don't see the way, though. To have your eyes clouded by hate and petty reasons, and for those who never saw the sea."
"Way to gloat, dude."
The priest looks away. Though he has no expression in his face, his internal fan whirrs. He'd be blushing in shame if it was possible, for he was caught red handed.
Sassafrass settles a bit, her arms handing down as she settles into a slight sway. "Honessstly, not being in my own universsse isss a bit liberating. The only real problems isss being ssstuck in the gamessshow, alwaysss acting for the viewersss."
Fumii shuffles awkwardly on the spot.

"I uh...Lost my home a few years back to a clockwork infestation. Ever since then it feels likes I'm forgetting something? Like I should be worried. I don't know, it's not a big deal."
"...Other people are hard to talk to."
"I do things wrong a lot. ;)"
"Crippling drug addiction."
"But that's besides the point!"
"Drug addiction? What is your addiction?"
"Such infestations of the mind are not random. What triggered such an event?"
"Candy!"
"That's not a real addiction!"
"You people are living near perfect lives while I'm here suffering!"
Fumii has been homeless and bouncing between jobs for a decade but okay.
"Oh I meant like. Capture Creature Candy. Bliss High. Whatever you want to call it."
"But woes are woes! What everyone needs is some other fulfilment! Get independent and enjoy yourself your way!"
"You say that like it's so easy!"
"You're literally dependant on drugs, who are YOU to say "be independent!?""
"No one! But I sell and eat meat anyways! That's how it goes! When one issue comes up, focus on the basics!"
"Well I don't have any basics. If anything, what troubles me IS the basics, thank you very much!"
"I believe you want someone that's living worse than you to offer advice in such foggy waves of your life. For this, I fear, we won't be able to help thee, neither the person that's in a worse state will: Nobody's personal solutions will cure your personal illness."
"I DIDN'T WANT TO DROP MY ISSUES IN THE FIRST PLACE."
"What sort of people just come up to me and ask ME what my issues are!"
"I'm a priest."
"I help with spiritual matters, you see."
"I WOULD HAVE DROPPED THAT WILLINGLY BY MYSELF. BUT YOU ASKED ME BEFORE I DROPPED IT AND I FEEL THE NEED TO REBEL."
"It's like....you're demanding something from me! I'm tired of people demanding I do something!"
"I see! My humblest apologies!"
"I honestly don't know why we're even here, I'm just being paid to hold a body."
"I see. For this, I beg forgiveness for our breach of your boundaries. It was not in our right to intrude."
"I wasn't even saying I was glum! I was simply stating that now was a bad time for viewing art!"
"Look with your eyes, does this look like a gallery worth looking at?"
"But you have a masterpiece right here!"

Gristle gestures at the statues.
"...I thought we were eating sausages."
"This place seems unhygienic."
"Those aren't masterpieces. Well....They're masterpieces to themselves. They're my mothers. Singular."
"And they aren't worth admiring?"
"If you want to admire them, be my guest, but I will not be involved. Just know that approaching them is a mistake many have regretted."
"They'll mostly just stare at you judgmentally and silently, but if you were to disappear, do not say I did not warn you."
"Oh I wouldn't worry about that, this is an art gallery, judgment is everywhere!"
"Frankly that I would rate you a ten out of ten conversationalist!"
"I WANT PEOPLE TO STOP JUDGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh wait, 10 out of 10, that's quite nice."
"Well you won't have to worry about that. Please have some refreshments on the house! Can I interest you in anything? Meat?"
"No offense but I refuse to eat meat from a drug addict filled with worms."
"...It's good meat."
"Fine, maybe someone can you get you a drink then!"
Fumii seems grossed out, and just kind of...pours a bunch of blood from the gwech into the nearest receptacle.
"Ex....excuse me but why are you trying to feed me?"
"I do not want food! I did not ask for food. I just....I have already informed you, you have already acknowledged it! I am seeking independence."
"Just a gift from me to you. No strings attached."
"The drink is blood. All we have is blood. Hope you like blood."
"...The blood is good."
"Man my little dude really packed that thing full of blood and meat huh."
"I feel as if I am being babied! Please just look at the art if that's what you want."
The priest merely nods and gently removes a few of the sheets covering the artworks, humming gently.
"Sorry if I'm being a bit overbearing. I'll leave you to it and admire the art."
"...Can I go now?"
"I am an entity of chaos and even I am confused by this. What do you want from me? Just spit it out."
"I just want you to have a nice day even for awhile. You may not like your art but I do."
"If there is anything I can do for you let me know."
"I'm a big follower."
"YOU LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW ME."
"You're my favorite artist! How could I not know your works?"
"Why am I surprised! I'm always surprised!"
"You literally DO NOT know me. NO ONE KNOWS ME! That's the issue!"
"I can't even have control over who knows me....."
"My mothers control my life! My powers control my relationships. I am a deity of MEMORY. Anything you remember of me up to this point is a LIE. A fabrication I passively emit to better control others."
"Except, I'm tired of trying to control others when I can't even control my own life!"
"I don't want you to know a FAKE me. I can't....."
"I can't connect to people if they walk up to me acting as if they know me, just like what happened just then."
"My mothers would be excited about your offerings and the way your mind has been twisted, but I.........."
"I don't like the chaos as much as I pretend I do."
"Why do you pretend? And you do not like it?"
The priest hums. A impromptu confessional isn't the best method, even more so in public, but he began dropping his feelings, slowly, there's space to grasp more at it.
"I just told you. I do this because my mothers ask for it."
"But, I have decided, I will no longer follow their orders. Even if I am their prophet!"
".............................................."
"................."
"W-What do you have to say about that, Mothers?"
"Breaking off from your Mothers but immediately turning to them to gauge their reaction seems counterproductive."
"You want me to just leave?"
"Sadly for you. I still care about my mothers."
"I don't want to be controlled, that doesn't mean I just want to leave them."
"What do you have to say then, mothers?"
"hhhhhhhhhhhh-" The mothers open their mouth to talk. Just the echo of their breath is enough to cause terror.
COVER YOUR EARS OR BE TRANSFORMED.
Sassafrass seems to wince again and reflexively cover her ears, as her leaves fold in tight.
Fumii gets a bad vibe and covers her ears.
The priest covers his ears. No more, no less.
Swine reacts to instinct and covers his ears with a grunt.
2024-12-26 21:43:16
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The blockmon protects Gristle by [Giving Away] [Non-Fungible]!

"YOU THINK WE'RE JUST MONSTERS, SON?"
"Oh boo hoo hoo, you hate us!"
"What, no I don't!"
"Bu-But uh, you DO eat everyone I know and love."
"NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE GOOD FOR YOU."
"That's right. We've been protecting you this whole time."
"WHAT AN AWFUL PROPHET YOU ARE. SON."
"CAN'T GET US NEW FOLLOWERS."
"CAN'T EVEN GET FOLLOWERS YOURSELF."
"YET WE'VE NEVER HARMED YOU."
"...................What do you mean by that?"
"We could eat you right now, Azzy."
"...................................................."
"WE CAN JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE."
"But we won't. Because we love you."
"KIND OF."
"My, what dulcet tones..."

Gristle looks to his [Smarty] pet for relationship advice. This is one tough mother.
2024-12-26 21:47:55
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The blockmon looks back at Gristle...................it seems as baffled as everyone else. It thinks more family infighting would help somehow, but it has no idea what the goal is here.

"SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TO REMOVE. WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE BOTHERING YOU."
"I don't know them, you don't have to do that for me....."
"Haha! You're right, we're just using you as an excuse. Watch this new trick I learned from eating that Vodka kid, honey!"
"Sniff..........Oh.......I'm just...so weak.....why don't you people give me a hand......?"

The Divided is activating the powers of Weakness!

Priest flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
Fumii flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
Swine flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
Sassafrass flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.

Sassafrass feels pity!
Fumii feels pity!
Swine feels pity!
The priest holds it together!
Gristle holds it together with [Non-Fungible]!

[OMORI OST - BREADY STEADY GO Extended (Unbread twins Battle theme)]

Sassafrass, Fumii, and Swine approach the statue to assist it.....

"HAAAAAAA FREE MEAL!!!"
Known rolls a 3 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

Swine is grabbed by the golden statue!

.....................................

........................

.............

Sassafrass and Fumii are pitying the statue.

"What lovely powers!"
"MOTHER YOU CANNOT JUST KEEP EATING PEOPLE LIKE THAT."
Fumii uncovers her ears, letting her guard down around the black statue.

"Hey, don't fucking yell at your mom, dude?"
"You can't just yell her like that dude."
"Got to admit that is some pretty good acting."
"I do have to give you a 10/10 black statue!"
"Gold statue, you need to work on that bit. Murdering people is easy. 2/10."
"DID YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE WHAT I SAW. SHE JUST...MURDERED A MAN IN COLD BLOOD."
"No we didn't...."
"HAHAHA!!!"
"Yeah. Poorly."
"I have no idea what you two are talking about."
"That's right, no one can remember what you've done........."
"What do you think Azathoth? Who did it best?"
"I mean, I don't know what the gold one has to do with anything, but 2/10, whatever. The black one deserves better than to be yelled at though."
The priest rips away a piece of his robes and wraps it around his auditory system. Then he hums as he thinks with his [Smarty] pet, what would convince Azathoth to join the fight on their side?

Thinking about it....the best way to convince Azathoth would be to keep deepening this gap...but....thinking about it, is Azathoth really important or powerful compared to others in the room?

"Haha! Thanks for the support, folks!"
"THEY SHOULD SUPPORT ME AS WELL."
"Sure, you can just cry too!"
"I'M NOT DOING THAT. IT'S WEAK LOOKING. I ONLY DID THAT TO AZATHOTH AS A JOKE."
"WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS GUILT TRIPPING ME?!?!"
"YOU TAKE EVERYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY."
"Explaining the joke? Now you've lost me."
"I CAN THINK OF BETTER WAYS TO LOSE YOU."
"So can I.~"
2024-12-26 22:02:46
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The statues are preparing to charge!

Fumii backs away from Gristle, moving to the edges of the room.
Sassafrass moves out of the way of the statues.
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2024-12-26 22:06:10
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The priest moves aside, moving himself near the golden statue as he tries to guess what each one is saying.

"Unlike the other, you hold no feeble trickery or fake tears. I prefer a death by you than the other two sinners and their terrible anglerfish," he says, as he points to the others that pitied the black statue.
"Hey, fuck you too! She's not terrible!"
"How could you sssay sssuch things about the black ssstatue? Ssspitting foul poissson."
"You do have a point there... okay what's your murder plan Golden statue? Might save you the prize."
"HMMP YOU ARE RIGHT. THE CRYING THING IS REALLY WEAK OF YOU."
"Ha."
"I'm not an idiot like her."

THE BLACK STATUE CHANGES DIRECTIONS AND GOES FOR THE PRIEST!

Unknown rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.

It rips through the priest...................

.............................

...............

"HA LOOK AT THAT!"
"You just killed him because he was right."
The black statue snaps her fingers. "Don't get distracted. This is their plan."
Known rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
"..............................................."
"SHIT."
"THEY NEARLY FUCKING HAD ME AT YOUR NECK."
"SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THE TRUTH."
"Don't worry I lo-" The room starts to shift. A clock appears and the priest is back, and covered in rats!
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2024-12-26 22:19:04
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"WHAT IN GOD'S DOMAIN IS GOING ON. MY MOTHER DELETED YOU FROM EXISTENCE."
"Sniff sniff."
"Ten out of ten performance priest!"
"Above the seas, below the seas."
"The powers that be watch upon me."
"YOU........PIECE OF MEAT."
"Hey there Past and Future!"
"We're in the middle of something. Mind taking your follower away?"
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2024-12-26 22:20:40
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"INSTEAD OF INTERRUPTING OUR WORK!"
The rats ignore the gods.
"What, you don't want more followers? No offense but you're kind of losing them interrupting your own performance like that."
"You really need to get back to the Azathoth plot line. He hasn't even said which one of you he loves the most."
"I love both of my mothers equally."
"After all they are the same person."
"Awwwww."
"How sweet."
"Quite cute."
"I WILL CONTINUE TO MENTION THAT."
"DATING YOURSELF IS WEIRD."
"I'm weird."
"DISGUSTING."
"I'm disgusting."
"I HATE THIS FAMILY."
"Anyway, time for another meal!"
Known flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.

Sassafrass is about to be eaten by the gold statue.....

2024-12-26 22:27:11
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[Undertale OST - Hopes And Dreams (Intro) & Save The World Extended]
When the final bee she protected leaps out from under her petals to protect her.
Final Bee rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
She eats both of them.
[OMORI OST - BREADY STEADY GO Extended (Unbread twins Battle theme)]

.........................

................

...........

Only Fumii is left pitying the statue.

Fumii shakes her dead gwech like a magic 8 ball, sloshing all the blood inside of it.

("Hey what's that gold ones deal?") Fumii mutters, trying to activate its [Smarty] somehow.

Fumii looks at the dead gwech. All she can think about is how quick to anger and be insulted the gold one is. The black one on the other hand is not easily angered.

"Wow, you sure are hungry. Not even bothering to share. It chills this poor merchants heart."
"Black statue, want any meat? I have plenty to spare."

[Suspicious Meat].
"That's ok. She's loves eating! There's nothing wrong with that. I was the same way once."
"Meat? For me? I must warn you. I bite off more than I can chew." The black statue charges towards Gristle!
"Now that's a good one liner! Could put that on the cover of a baking book."
"What do you say Goldie? Got a catch phrase?"
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2024-12-26 22:32:54
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The black statue slides to a stop in front of Gristle, and, very delicately takes the meat and eats it. It seems the black one was just joking.
"Haha! I like you!"
Fumii giggles at the joke.
The gold statue on the other hand gets on all fours as she lowers her horns at Gristle. Like an angry bull, she kicks her feet back. "My catchphrase will be....."I GOT A FINE POINT TO MAKE WITH YOU.""
"How kind!"

THE GOLD STATUE IS CHARGING.

The priest jumps on top of it, and strikes its face down with all its might. He was waiting for the beast to be distracted!
Priest rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

The priest hits the statue directly in the neck, a weak point he didn't know of. The statue freezes mid-charge. It cannot hold itself up in the pose it's in, and falls over with a large bang.

Its face pops off.
"Hey hey! Don't do that to her! Give me her face right now!"

The black statue uses the power of Weakness!

Priest flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.

The priest holds it together!
Gristle is [Non-fungible]
Fumii is already on her side!

"After a line like that, I really wish she didn't have a beak."
"Fine point? Come on. Where is the fine coming from?"
"Every. Word. Counts."
"How could you be so rude to her....."
"That joke was great!"
"Not meat prize worthy though. Here you go by the way."

Gristle offers an assortment of meat cubes.
Fumii walks towards the priest and the fallen statue.

"C'mon, give the face up, she asked nicely."
The black statue seems to be crying as it eats the meat cubes. Oddly....it appears to be laughing as well. Despite the horror of the situation, it seems to think that it's rather funny.
"Oh boo hoo!!!" The black statue approches her wife. "Taken from the world too soon...."
"Azathoth, how could this possibly get worse?"
"Uh, she's not really dead, you know that, mother?"
"No, it's a real question Son."
"I have no idea how this could get worse. This is the worst thing I've seen in my life!"
"I'll show you how!"

She eats her wife.

Everyone watches on in shock.

[OMORI OST - Tee-hee Time Extended (Perfectheart's Battle theme)]
The Unknown is now protected after absorbing the power of her disabled wife.
"MOTHER WHAT THE FUCK."

The statue says nothing, lowers its head, and charges at Fumii.

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The Divided rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +15. A 31 is rolled.
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Fumii dies. But she is not forgotten. In fact, the opposite happens.

Fumii is burned into the memories of those who watch her be killed. Memories of their past are overwritten by Fumii there for them as a child, there with them through thick and thin. To everyone in the room, the person who just died was the most important person to them.

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2024-12-26 22:46:19
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The priest releases a scream of agony, as tragedy strikes! He was there for Fumii, and Fumii was there for him! Why couldn't it have been him? Why? He glances at Azathoth, as if to ask how to stop further tragedy from happening. Fumii was too much, what can they do in such a disaster?
"DON'T LOOK AT ME. SHE ATE MY MOTHER AND KILLED MY EX-WIFE!"
"Uh....Mother.......please stop?"
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2024-12-26 22:46:50
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The Divided silently takes a step forward.
"Did you not learn anything from chaos class Azathoth?"
"I've uh......I....this is the part that I don't like seeing. When they get a divorce...."
"I just try to forget when this happens. I've never been able to stop it."
"She usually returns back to normal at some point, but......I just don't pay attention to her."
"Surprisingly, I don't think she has ever killed me before. Not that I'd remember."
The priest sobs a little at his memory of Fumii, but he looks at Azathoth and puts his hands together. He's a man of the sea, and a man of God. Only his own faith, and the faith of the others will allow him to survive this infernal voyage. "This is a choice only you can make... Will you help us?"
"How am I supposed to help?"
"Fight. Not against your mother, but the one who ate your mother, and the one that ate your wife and my friend, Fumii..."
"It is a sinking ship, this I warn you. But hope is the last thing to die."
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2024-12-26 22:51:20
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"YOU HAVE TO BE MAD! SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL LIMBO GODS!"
"AND YOU WANT ME TO WALK UP AND PUNCH HER!?!?!?!"
"Nothing is so mad as trying!"
"I have faith in you."
"But if you don't, this is your choice. Butcher man..."
"Let's begin the most holy procession!"
"I DON'T FIGHT!!!!"

The Divided attacks the Priest!

The Divided rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +15. A 33 is rolled.

The Priest's death is engrained into everyone's memory, the act feels like it takes an hour to happen. Minds are warped by the event.

"Uuu...ugh...."
The rats rewind the death. The priest has only a few seconds to act as the statue goes back for the same attack!
He picks up Azathoth and uses him for defense!
The statue's momentum doesn't have time to stop.
"N-No!"
Azathoth is slain.

There is no use engraining him into the memory of those around. For it has already been done.

The Divided backs away from her accidental murder of her son.
He does not give her time to think, the priest body slams against the grieving mother!

"At hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
Priest rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
The statue is pushed back, but not damaged. She seems distracted as she searches the floor for something...
Gristle tries to grab the crown.
Gristle rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

The Divided finds the crown of Azathoth, but Gristle slides across the bloodied floor and grabs it before she can take it!

The body of Azathoth was nothing. The crown was the real Azathoth.

"Quite the ornament! And he said he wasn't an artist!"
"I do want to participate in the revelry though. I wonder how blood tastes."
"Wait that's obvious hahaha."
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2024-12-26 23:03:53
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The Divided lowers her head to prepare for a charge.
The holy roller jumps over the Divided once again, and hits it on the neck!
Priest rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

The Divided expects this and charges before he could reach her. He ends up clinging to the side of the Divided as she charges at Gristle!

Gristle tries to eat part of the crown.

"Bon appetite!"
"Mmm mystery meat."

Gristle eats the Crown. But this doesn't stop the charge. If anything, it just makes the Divided more enraged.

The Divided rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +15. A 22 is rolled.
The Divided rips through Gristle. His life burned once more into the Priest. The crown of Azathoth sails through the air, and lands on the head of the Divided.

The priest, who was hanging onto the Divided, finds himself sinking.

For whoever wears the crown of Azathoth, shall become blood, and soon Azathoth himself.
("A sea of red. That is how you will die.")
("Time's up.")
Part of him wants this death... But the priest still swims, not to get out, but to take Azathoth's crown from the Divided's head while he's still within. He'll die a sailor death, and will be in peace with his bones at the sea. But he won't stop until the waves takes him whole.
Priest rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
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The priest keeps swimming. The bloody sea is thick. Movement through it is hard, and the priest is too heavy. The blood gets into him, and starts to disintegrate the sailor. There is no way out. The priest is consumed by the sea.

"Now that's a show!" The rat scurries up to the Divided. "How are you feeling, god?"
Azathoth looks at his new form, and begins to scream. "I'M IN THE BODY OF MY MOTHER THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
END OF EXPO.
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