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GOD FORGIVEN▼
GOD FORGIVEN
2024-12-19 20:37:32
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[Chris Christodoulou - A Placid Island of Ignorance | ROR2: Survivors of the Void (2022)]
2024-12-19 20:49:30
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It was... a decent enough day, Dumbass thought as he walked with his friend towards the Abrahamic Corporation. He wasn't entirely sure why he was here, especially at this time, since the place was swarming with other notails. But he was fine, he was cool, he had his funky friend with him, and absolutely nothing was gonna go wrong.

Dumbass
"It's kinda funny we decided to come here when there were so many notails around, yanno? XwX"
Svetlana
"I would say so (I think)!!! So many people!!!"
Svetlana
2024-12-19 21:10:53
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"A bit over-walm-ing, but oh well!"
Dumbass
"I'm just hoping nobody decides to bother us. That'd just. fucking suck. XwX"
Svetlana
"Indeed, a shame!!!"
Dumbass
"This... Jeezy.. guy..? sounds kind of interesting though, some guy who's supposed to save the clockworks? How's that work?? XwX"
Minako
2024-12-19 21:16:11
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A notail pops out of nowhere and looks over Dumbass's shoulder.



"Hullooo there friends, you must be lookin' for some company, ain't ya? [^*^]"
N-414
2024-12-19 21:16:53
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N-414 had been sitting with Dual in the wastelands, a heavy arm resting over the scarified dentine. He'd had to excuse himself from the notail encampment for a time, feeling so distant from everything following his last bout of trouble seeking.

Peace and quiet wasn't offering much comfort, however. It wasn't his element. A shaggy notail and his robot companion approaching the Abrahamic Corporation, however, was like a lure, and he found himself being reeled in as he pushed himself up onto his feet, trailing after the pair with Dual in tow.
N-414
There were now two new notails joining the party. Interesting.
Svetlana
2024-12-19 21:17:28
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The sound of surprised squeaking, heavily crunched by a shitty headset mic.
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:17:59
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Dumbass freezes, before turning to face the intruders. "..U-uh. Wow. Hello."

He very subtly distances himself from them, standing behind Svetlana.
Svetlana
2024-12-19 21:18:36
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"Ahoy there!"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:18:16
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"What, uh... What's up? XwX"
N-414
Dumbass's distancing wasn't subtle enough an N-Class wouldn't notice.

"You appear to be approaching the Abrahamic Corporation. I intend to follow. 8}"
Dumbass
"....Cccoooooool. That's. Perfectly fine! Feel free! XwX"

He is clearly upset by this.
N-414
"I wasn't asking for permission. 8}"
Minako
"Hehe! [^*^]"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:20:54
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"...So.... what.. are your names..? XwX"
N-414
"N-414. 8}"
Svetlana
"I'm Svetlana!!!"
Minako
"You can just call me Minako!! I'm out here on vacay. [^*^]"
Dumbass
"Dumbass. XwX"
Minako
"Rude... [^*^]"
N-414
"That didn't sound like an insult. I think..."
N-414
"That's his name. 8}"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:23:41
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"Yeah, that's what I meant, that was, uh. On me. XwX"
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 21:27:49
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"Oh, look, notails."
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 21:28:00
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"Let me guess, you're going to cause trouble at the Abrahamic Corporation Headquarters."
Svetlana
"Yar!!! Who goes there!!"
N-414
"I should hope so. 8}"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:29:21
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He turns his attention to the latest newcomer, clearly relieved they're not a notail. Realization dawns on him a moment later when he realizes this is a government leader. "..Huh.??? XwX???"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:30:11
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"N-no, I wasn't gonna do anything, just wanted to see that "Cheezus" guy everyone's been talking about with my friend. And then these two joined me. XwX"
Svetlana
"Mmmm... cheese...."
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 21:30:27
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"Ah, yes, the Jesus."
Legate of Life
"I suppose I'll have to observe this capture attempt in an official capacity to see what's been going wrong so far, mmm."
Dumbass
"...Capture...???"
Dumbass
"I just wanna look at the guy. XwX"
N-414
"Yes, there are no Q-Classes amidst this party. So much is clear."
N-414
"Capture is unlikely. 8}"
Minako
"Still! You're very welcome to observe. [^*^]"

Minako happily extends a hand for Life to shake.
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 21:33:16
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"I seem to have mistaken you for a crack notail union clockwork capture team, how embarassing. Oh dear, I suppose that'll have to be a compliment to you all, instead of a dire assessment of the local notail union crack clockwork team. Let's go anyway though, it'll be fun."

Minako is subject to the complication of a metima handshake.
[Soul Eater - Salve Maria Extended]
Gabriel
The group reaches the Abrahamic Corporation. At the foot of its door is a great angel. Wings fluttering, it speaks in a booming voice to be feared!

"BE NOT AFRAID!!!!"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 21:34:59
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"It is I! Gabriel, the mighty angel of the LORD!"
N-414
"I feel the furthest thing from fear in this moment. 8}"
Gabriel
"That makes me happy! I don't want you to fear the angels of God!"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 21:35:21
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Gabriel, despite his booming voice, is only 2 inches tall. "Soooo, what do you fellas want?~"
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 21:55:39
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"They said the clockwork threat around here was small and boy, they weren't kidding."
Minako
Minako pings to N-414.
("Look at that!! Little!! Tiny baby man!! [^*^]")
N-414
N-414 pings back.
("That is an angel, a clockwork. Refrain from calling it a 'tiny baby man'. 8}")
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:37:23
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Dumbass barely manages to suppress a snicker at the tiny man before him.

"O-oh, great and mighty Gabriel, uh.. could I talk to Jebus, or something? XwX"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:37:55
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"I'm... not entirely sure what I want, honestly. XwX"
Svetlana
"Are there cheese?"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 21:56:02
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"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN HERE. NOT TELL ME YOUR NAMES OR WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING. AND DEMAND TO SPEAK TO HE WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL BUT THE FATHER, JESUS HIMSELF?"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 21:56:14
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"Yeah, sure, come inside!"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 21:56:49
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"You got to open the door, though. A stiff wind closed it and I'm having trouble turning the handle."
Svetlana
"I'm Svetlana!!!"
Svetlana
"Shore thingo!!!"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 21:57:46
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"..Classless-69420, but I respond better to 'Dumbass'. XwX"

He glances at the other notails to see if they react to the information that he was classless.
N-414
"Classless? I presumed you were an alpha, or beta. 8}"
Dumbass
"...I.. Uh. Never got the official documents. XwX;"
Svetlana
2024-12-19 21:58:13
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Svetlana goes to open the door, nearly trampling Gabriel in the process...
Svetlana rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-19 22:03:41
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Not only did Svetlana fail to open the door. But Svetlana has killed the Great Angel, Gabriel via stepping on him, to which she is oblivious.

Minako
"Sigh. [^*^]"
Legate of Life
"Knew you were here to cause trouble."
Svetlana
"And thar be double????"
Dumbass
"...Svetlana... Y-you... Uh. I think you killed him. XwX"
Svetlana
"......................................................"

She just... moves... out of the way.
Dumbass
Dumbass crouches down and... just kinda... pokes his corpse..
Legate of Life
"Don't touch that, you don't know where it's been."
Minako
2024-12-19 22:11:26
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"Let me... [^*^]"

Minako goes around Svetlana and attempts to open the door herself. Gods, these people are idiots.
Minako rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-19 22:13:03
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Minako just..... opens the door like a normal person. The group is free to enter.

Minako
2024-12-19 22:13:45
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"Come inside y'all, I'm sure the clockwork will be OK. [^*^]"

She holds the door open for everyone to pass.
Legate of Life
"Let's not have to explain why their doorman is squashed and just go in."
Dumbass
Dumbass nods quietly, stepping inside as he casts a nervous glance back at the corpse.
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 22:15:32
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"Actually, while we're at it..."
Life tries to open her cekeki capsule.
Legate of Life rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-19 22:19:16
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The capsule opens!

N-414
N-414 has seen enough shrimp in his lifetime.
2024-12-19 22:22:39
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The group enters the halls of the Abrahamic Corporation. Once a bustling company, the place didn't even have anyone manning the front desk. Only a bell stood, with the note-



[ Please don't sneak around the company without ringing this bell first.

You could do this and no one would notice, but that would be wrong. - Satan. ]




-near it.

Dumbass
Dumbass looks at the note before reaching over and ringing the bell. Like a polite boy.
N-414
"How dull. 8}"

A minute passes and no one comes......
It is, of course, correct to keep waiting.


Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:26:17
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After the first minute of waiting, Dumbass pulls a bag of shrimp chips out of his inventory.

Crunch, crunch, munch.
Svetlana
2024-12-19 22:26:37
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"So, erm...."
Svetlana
2024-12-19 22:26:46
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"What.... is.... up?????????????????"
N-414
"Machine, Classless-69420. Perhaps you both should go on ahead, no one is at attendance. 8}"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:27:34
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"Why dont you? I'm fine with waiting. XwX"

Sssssiiiiiiiiiiippppp......

...Where did he get the soda from??
Svetlana
2024-12-19 22:28:05
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"O-oh, uh!! B-beep boop???"
2024-12-19 22:28:22
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....................................................It's been 5 minutes now.

N-414
"You're already contributing nothing to the union, not even having the decency to leave properly. The least you could do is investigate this building for those that are trying to make a difference. 8}"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:29:36
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He grumbles something, before back-handedly asking, "..Right, and lemme guess, fuckin'... D-Classes deserve the torture they get, right?"
Legate of Life
"..."
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:30:18
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"This is why I left notail society, everyone in it fucking sucks. XwX"
N-414
"Nice straw man, coward. 8}"
Minako
Minako just sits down on one of the benches in the church and watches N-414 and Dumbass go at it, hands behind her head.
Svetlana
Svetlana decides to just walk through. This is awkward, first the murder- now this.
Svetlana
"Hallo?"
Dumbass
He's about to grumble something to N-414 before noticing Svetlana walk away and turns to follow her, instead.
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 22:33:32
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Life rings the bell several more times, in the hopes it's actually a bomb that will deliver her from political arguments at work.
N-414
N-414 waits in place, watching the pair advance.
Minako
Minako pings at N-414 again.
("If Dumbass IS his name, it's very fitting. [^*^]")
N-414
( "Quaint. 8}" )
Svetlana
Svetlana walks forth. Checking around Svetlana finds the doors to the dining room, the- And then Svetlana is cornered.
[Corpus Tristis]
Satan
"YOU BETRAYED THE ORDERS GIVEN TO YOU."
Satan
"You did not even ring the bell a second time!"
Svetlana
"???????"
Satan
"Explain your CRIMES!" Satan moves forward, forcing the two back into the waiting room.
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:36:40
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"AAGH, SHIT!!!!!!"

Dumbass trips in his attempt to run away.
Svetlana
"...I think I squished the bug???"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:37:14
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"You slayed the GREAT ANGEL, GABRIEL as well?"
Svetlana
"I don't know!!!!"
Satan
"SINNER. Leave this place!"
Dumbass
Dumbass is still cowering on the floor.
Legate of Life
("Damn, this is the Jesus?" Life thinks. "The files said it was peaceful...")
N-414
N-414 addresses Life.

"Has this proved entertaining enough for you? 8}"
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 22:38:55
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"N-414, you aren't helping."
N-414
Helping was not why he was here. At least, not so plainly.
N-414
"And that is not our Jesus. 8}"
Minako
"I wish I brought some shrimp chips. [^*^]"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:39:47
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Satan picks up Svetlana, tossing the alien outside before kneeling at the foot of Gabriel. "My- I mean. Dear angel Gabriel...... I shall revive you." A small halo of sparks, barely able to keep itself together lights up behind Satan.
Svetlana
2024-12-19 22:39:59
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"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- Oough!"
Gabriel
Gabriel is revived. "Horray for the LORD! Oh-"
Gabriel
"Oh, nevermind, it's Satan."
Minako
2024-12-19 22:40:44
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[Minako peeks at the revived angel.]
"See? Told you he would be fine. [^*^]"
Gabriel
"I'd thank you, but you know. It's not very canonical of me. Bye!" Gabriel runs inside the building.
Legate of Life
"Look at the little guy go."
Minako
2024-12-19 22:43:23
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"Off he goes!! Goodbye, Gabby. [^*^]"
Dumbass
Dumbass shakily gets up and quietly says to Satan, "..Er.. i-if... it means anything... She didn't mean to kill him..... She was trying to open the door.. XwX;"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:44:38
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"Even if the MURDER was in error, she IGNORED ORDERS from an angel of God, me! As such, she is cast away from this heaven! Just because you can ignore the words from above, does not mean you should do so! Begone with you!" Satan closes the door, leaving Svetlana outside.
Svetlana
"....."
Satan
2024-12-19 22:45:33
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"Now, what did the rest of you, who waited so patiently, and followed the word of this note, want?"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:45:54
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"....W..we waited for... like... 7 minutes....... XwX"
N-414
N-414 coughs.

"We waited. You ran ahead with the machine. 8}"
Satan
"DO NOT TELL ME "YOU WAITED 7 MINUTES." YOU DID NOT RING THE BELL AGAIN."
Satan
"And, even if your neighbor does not open the door....."
Satan
"It is NO REASON to break into his home!"
Dumbass
Dumbass cowers before Satan.
Dumbass
".........I-I'm sorry.......... XwX"
Minako
2024-12-19 22:48:31
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"Yeah, sorry, this guy didn't get that many thinking genes... anyways, I'm just here to chill! The name's Minako, it's nice to meet you."
She extends a hand to Satan.
Legate of Life
"I rang the bell about ten times, I'm free of sin."
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:49:36
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He crosses his arms as Minako pushes him away, fear almost immediately replaced with irritation.
Svetlana
Svetlana starts to scratch at the dirt with her feet, making a fish shape....
Satan
2024-12-19 22:50:20
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Satan shakes hands with Minako. "It is nice to meet you. I am SATAN, DEAR ANGEL OF THE LORD."
Satan
"I am still awaiting your reason for why you're here."
Dumbass
"...M-my friend and I," He motions at the door..
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:51:23
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"..Wanted to go check out Cheezit. XwX"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:51:37
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"YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN DENIED ACCESS TO THE COMPANY FOR HER CRIMES."
Satan
"But, there is no Cheezit's here. So all is fair and well. You have the wrong address."
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:52:05
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"....W-what if she was.. like. Super sorry..? XwX"
Svetlana
"(Yar...)"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:52:53
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"I mean, uh. Curse the gods, Jesus, is it..???? XwX"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:53:12
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"YOU COME INTO OUR HOUSE,"
Satan
"YOU CALL OUR LORD A CHEEZIT."
Satan
"AND YOU DARE TO SAY "CURSE THE GODS" IN A HOUSE OF THE LORD!"
Minako
("I... did tell you our friend here is a bit hard of thoughts... [^*^''']")
Dumbass
2024-12-19 22:54:03
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"...I-I meant the Limbo ones..... XwX"
Svetlana
Svetlana deafens herself and just sits down by the door.
Legate of Life
"I love religion-cultural differences."
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 22:55:32
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"I got used to the blaspheming years ago."
Satan
"You should be CAST AWAY like your friend. But I will let the LORD have the final word."
Satan
"Follow me, to the dining room." Satan motions for them to follow him.
Minako
2024-12-19 22:56:05
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"Ooh, food!! You're too kind, good sir. [^*^]"

Minako happily scuttles along behind Satan.
N-414
2024-12-19 22:55:51
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N-414 pings at Dumbass as he follows Satan.

( "Perhaps, were you familiar with Limbolism, you'd have been smart enough to say 'Bless the gods'. 8}" )
Dumbass
Dumbass ignores N-414, silently following the intimidating clockwork.

Satan
Satan opens the door to the dining room. "My Lord!"
Jesus
"My angel, Satan!"
Satan
"I bring you these people. I do not know what they wish from you. But most of them passed the test of patience."
Satan
"Most of them."
Jesus
"What is the test of patience?"
Satan
2024-12-19 22:57:56
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Satan shakes his head. "No worries, MY LORD. Just know it protects us from introducing the unkind and unwell!"
Jesus
"We should let in the unkind and unwell, Satan."
Satan
"But, MY LORD, they would not wait with patience!"
Jesus
"It is alright, my angel. They must have had an important request. Please let any you have cast aside into the building. All are welcomed, even those who may have committed what feels like rudeness towards us."
Satan
2024-12-19 22:59:09
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"Fine, if it is what you want, MY LORD." Satan leaves to head to the entrance. He opens the door for Svetlana.
Dumbass
"..Thank you, sir. XwX,"

Dumbass says quietly to Jesus, standing stiffly where Satan left him.
Satan
2024-12-19 23:00:05
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"THE LORD HAS FORGIVEN YOU. ENTER, BUT SHOW GRACE TOWARDS THE LORD, FOR HE IS MERCIFUL."
Svetlana
Svetlana un-deafens herself and gingerly walks through the door again.
Svetlana
2024-12-19 23:00:59
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"Thank you, bus driver!"
Minako
2024-12-19 23:00:30
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Minako, meanwhile, bows at the sight of Jesus. She doesn't really care for the alien that got locked out.

"Thank you so much, oh Lord! It's nice to finally meet you. [^*^]"
Legate of Life
"I've heard that the Abrahamic people are kind and generous, but that sure is something."
N-414
N-414 takes in the dining hall thoroughly. Any insights he could offer the union might be of value.
N-414 rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-19 23:02:43
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N-414 doesn't find much of use. The dining room is totally normal.

Except for the chandelier, which N-414 notices is a giant hanging clockwork. It's not suffering through, and seems quite happy about being a light source.

N-414
N-414 is mesmerized by the innate horrors of the clockwork. He is conflicted by its existence.
Jesus
"It is great to meet you all as well. Now, what may I do for you?"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 23:06:19
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Dumbass rocks a little in place. He's realizing how stupid it was to come here for what amounts to no reason.
Svetlana
"Do you have a gift shop...?"
Dumbass
Dumbass quickly moves to stand next to Svetlana, distancing himself from the other notails.
Svetlana
"HI!!!" Svetlana says, much louder than necessary.
Dumbass
"Hi. Don't yell, please. XwX"
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 23:06:41
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:45:48
Life senses weakness from the notail camp and strikes first.

"What is it that the Jesu- I mean, you, actually do for the Abrahamic Corporation, again?"
Jesus
"I have no job, but I have many duties. I bring joy to those around me, and raise the spirits of others. I do what is needed around."
Jesus
"Usually gardening and building."
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:10:47
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:46:08
"Ah, I do one more thing. I provide my flesh and blood, to allow those who need assistance to join our flock. Especially those clockworks who need to be saved from the madness of their minds."
Svetlana
"That doesn't really sound appetizing."
Dumbass
He nudges her. "I mean... giving a clockwork sanity is.. a nice thing to do, at least? XwX"

He continues trying to think of an excuse for why he came.
Legate of Life
"Fascinating. Thanks for the information, Jesus."
[Clockworks are so nasty..]
Minako
"You ARE very kind, oh Lord... but what is it that made you do these things? [^*^]"
Jesus
"Why do you ask that I do these things?"
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:13:06
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"Being kind to others is its own reward. I require nothing else."
Satan
"While I am happy that you are enjoying the company of THE LORD. You all seem aimless in your questions. Why did you all come?"
Svetlana
"Yes."
Svetlana
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
Dumbass
"....I... have no honest idea.. I kinda... just.. decided?? to come here..??? XwX"
Legate of Life
"I'm just keeping an eye on the notails, don't look at me!"
Minako
"I'm simply happy to come along. These people..."
She motions to Svetlana and Dumbass.
"... felt like they needed a bit of a guiding light, so to speak. [^*^]"
N-414
"Bravo, CL-69420. Such aimlessness is inspiring. 8}"

His sincerity is unclear.
Dumbass
"....My name's Dumbass. XwX"
Svetlana
Svetlana plays pre-recorded stock clapping sounds.
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:17:40
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"I agree! Such aimlessness is inspiring!"
Satan
2024-12-19 23:17:48
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"Jesus, your sarcasm is rude and uncalled for."
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:18:00
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Last edit: 2024-12-19 23:18:22
"I wasn't being sarcastic, my angel."
Jesus
"It is good to wander and try new things. Do not be scared to meet new people only for the joy of meeting them."
Jesus
"I am glad to meet you....." Jesus waits for a name.
Svetlana
"I'm Svetlana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dumbass
"..D-dumbass, Sir. XwX"
Dumbass
He gives Satan a nervous glance the moment his name leaves his lips.
Jesus
"Ah......................."
Satan
"THIS IS MOCKERY IN THE COURT OF THE LORD. YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE HIM SPEAK A CURSE?"
Dumbass
"I-if you want you can call me CL-69420. XwX"
N-414
The tension in the dining hall was to die for.
Minako
2024-12-19 23:20:56
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:49:43
"Dear Satan, that is the Classless's name. [^*^]"
Dumbass
Dumbass just gives a little nod in response to Minako.
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:22:01
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:50:08
"My apologizes that I cannot call you by your other name, but it appears.... inappropriate and degrading towards yourself."
Jesus
"Who gave you such a name?"
N-414
"Was it self-appointed? 8}"
Dumbass
"Yes, I did. I uh.... thought it was funny..... XwX"
Minako
Minako pings N-414 again.
("It is. [^*^]")
N-414
( "Incredible. 8}" )
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 23:23:04
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-09-12 20:10:24
"Classless people pick the most interesting names..."
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 23:24:05
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 20:10:21
"Havent lived until you've been issued a court summons by someone called α-Getbentunion."
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:24:31
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:53:02
"Ah...... I believe such a name is demeaning to your existence which should be praised..... but...."
Jesus
"I shall believe in you that this name is what befitted and is best for you, even if I cannot speak it."
Jesus
"I hope the name brings you much joy."
Dumbass
2024-12-19 23:25:08
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"Thank you, sir. XwX"
Jesus
"It is my pleasure. I know our meeting has been quick. But please do accept this gift from me."
2024-12-19 23:33:51
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"In the name of the Lord you will see. You will all see what shall be in the coming days."

Satan
"I believe the data on the heer needs to be erased first."
Jesus
"Right, I shall do that."
Dumbass
"Oooh, neat lizard..!"
Jesus
"If there are no other questions, I shall wish you all a safe trip in your wanderings."
N-414
N-414 speaks up.

"The angel outside, guarding the door. Did you make him? 8}"
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:36:58
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:53:41
"My great angel, Gabriel? No, I did not make him."
Jesus
"But he speaks as if I did."
Satan
2024-12-19 23:37:28
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"Yes... well, you might as well have made him, my LORD."
Satan
"For you make all of us into who we all are now!"
Minako
Minako pokes Dumbass in the ribs and pings to him.
("Thank The Lord for his gift, Dumbshit. [^*^]")
Dumbass
He glances at Minako with an irritated look from the jab. "Ow??? XwX"
Minako
"Hehe? [^*^]"
Dumbass
"What was that for?? XwX"
Minako
2024-12-19 23:40:59
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:54:47
"Oh, sorry, you just nearly stepped on my wug, Dumbass. [^*^]"
Dumbass
2024-12-19 23:41:35
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"I haven't moved in like, 5 minutes. XwX"
Svetlana
2024-12-19 23:39:02
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"I, uh... I killed the bug thing, Gabriel.. is that... a crime? Did I crime??"
Svetlana
"I don't actually want to crime!!!"
Satan
"THAT IS A CRIME. YOU INSULT THE LORD BY ASKING HIM THIS."
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:40:08
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:56:06
"I do not consider it an insult. It is important to ask. No matter how "dumb" the question is."
Jesus
"Yes. It is a crime, and a sin to kill."
Jesus
"But are you sorry for your actions, truly?"
Svetlana
"Yes... I'm sorry...."
Jesus
"Then I forgive you."
Gabriel
"I FORGIVE YOU TOO!"
Gabriel
2024-12-19 23:43:07
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"Took you a while to say sorry...."
Gabriel
"But better late than never! Forgiveness is yours!"
Svetlana
2024-12-19 23:43:26
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"...You do?? Then, thank you!!! I promise to not crime again???"
Jesus
"No. Do not ever say such things."
Jesus
"You will commit crimes. You will commit sins."
Jesus
"It is in the nature of all of us."
Jesus
"What is important, is to realize our mistakes, and correct them. Not to tell everyone that we shall not commit them."
Svetlana
"Oh... Never thought of it that way."
Jesus
"I am glad to inform you of this. It is why I asked Satan to let you back in."
Jesus
2024-12-19 23:44:51
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"It is not fair for you to be locked from seeing your friends and family again, just because of one mistake."
Svetlana
"Neat."
2024-12-19 23:47:20
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"Wuu!"
The wug, meawhile, gently nudges Gabriel.

Minako
2024-12-19 23:48:05
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:58:34
Thinking Dumbass legitimately can't hear her pings, she pings him again just to get things out of her system.
("Sure, you haven't been moving. Your legs are trembling like crazy, coward. [^*^]")
Dumbass
He continues to not acknowledge her ping. Is he actually not getting them?
Satan
"If that is all, I suggest leaving the LORD to his meal. If you wish to hear more about the bible and the LORD'S WORD, visit me in the city church."
N-414
N-414 pats Dual, preparing to leave.

"I just might. 8}"
Legate of Life
2024-12-19 23:49:28
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"A city church? I'll have to look into that later. Farewell."
Svetlana
2024-12-19 23:49:43
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("Ooo, friend, friend! We should go too!")
Dumbass
2024-12-19 23:49:53
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Dumbass shrugs. ("Sure! XwX")
Svetlana
Svetlana immediately runs off into the city like a rocket!
Dumbass
Dumbass follows after his friend. "Slow down, Svet! XwX"
Minako
This is getting boring, so she follows the others.
"Thank you for having us, good sirs!! Have a great day, I hope to see you again soon. [^*^]"
Dumbass
Dumbass throws the remaining notail a look as she follows them. "..Why're you following us, still? XwX"
Minako
2024-12-19 23:52:32
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 16:59:32
Minako shuts the door behind her.
"Not to say I was about to leave... Any last words? [^*^']"
Dumbass
He grumbles before deciding to ask again, "So, care to elaborate on the actual reason you jabbed me back there? XwX"
Minako
"Instead of thanking the people who gave one like you a gift, you go to doubting their actions without saying anything as simple as "Thank You"? [^*^]"
Minako
"And why did you ignore my pings, anyway? [^*^]"
Dumbass
".................."
Dumbass
2024-12-19 23:54:22
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 17:00:19
"..You've, uh... been pinging me? I must've not noticed. XwX"
Minako
Minako makes a grab for one of his anntenae to pull him closer to her face.
"And if I were to do THIS, would you notice then? [^*^]"
Dumbass
He ducks away, his hands quickly moving to cover them. "Fuck, quit that! XwX"
Minako
"C'mon, don't be such a coward. [^*^]"
Dumbass
He continues trying to avoid her grasp, taking a few steps back......
Dumbass
He trips over a rock, toppling to the ground.
Minako
"Ha! Your name really IS fitting, dear. [^*^]"
She steps on him, ensuring he can't get up, and goes for another grab, easily gripping the antennae in her hand.
Dumbass
The extreme dread a notail would normally experience when something grabs their antennae... Seemingly isn't being experienced by Dumbass. "FUCK! Get off me! XwX"
Minako
"And what are you gonna do if I don't? [^*^]"
She's suprised Dumbass still hasn't bitten her or something. Minako tugs on the anntenae a bit..
Dumbass
......It comes off. Fairly easily, even. He falls silent for a moment, before pushing her off and scrambling back to his feet.
Minako
She staggers a bit, but regains her balance and looks at the anntenae she just tore off...
Minako
2024-12-20 00:00:03
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-12 20:16:36
"Pfffffffffffft, this is just a piece of plastic!! I knew it. [^*^]"
She holds it up and shakes it a bit, as if beckoning Dumbass to come get it back.
Dumbass
2024-12-20 00:00:34
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 17:01:26
He glares at her, not giving her the satisfaction of attempting to snatch it back yet. "Just.. give it back. Please. XwX"
Minako
"No way! It's a trophy for revealing freaks like you to society!! [^*^]"
Minako
2024-12-20 00:01:14
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 20:17:22
"You either come get it back yourself and prove your worth, or maybe go crawling back to mommy so she'll make you a new one. [^*^]"
Dumbass
"..What's my crime, not wanting to be tortured for my entire life?? XwX"

He lunges at her, trying to grab her wrist.
Minako
"Ha! The rat's been cornered, I see. C'mon! [^*^]"

She punches him in his face.
Dumbass
2024-12-20 00:03:17
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Last edit: 2025-09-12 17:02:19
His face comes clean off, clattering to the ground next to them. He looks stunned, quickly crouching down and grabbing his face.
Dumbass
"What the fuck's your problem. Why do you think I deserve this?? XwX"
Minako
"First of all, you're fuckin' ugly. [^*^]"
Dumbass
"I know, and I'll bet you're worse. Fucker. XwX" He growls as he puts his face back on.
Minako
"Nah!! Quite the opposite, actually. [^*^]"
Dumbass
He rolls his eyes. "Sure. XwX"
Minako
"But, second, and I know it's not your strong point, but listen a little..."
Minako
"Life doesn't need a reason to fuck you over, mate. [^*^]"
Dumbass
"Die forever, bastard. XwX"
Dumbass
He turns and walks off before she can respond, lighting a blunt as he goes to find Svetlana.
Minako
("Sure, I actually wouldn't mind talking to my girlfriend again.. [^*^]")
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