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EYE OF A NEEDLE▼
EYE OF A NEEDLE
[Dialtone - Deltarune: Chapter 2 Music Extended]
Fan
2024-12-18 18:07:50
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:33:21
"All this cleaning we do.... and the artist alley is still a mess."
Fan
Fan grabs piece after piece of trash until he picks up one that gives him pause. "What a lovely looking ring, did someone drop this?"
Fan
"HELLO!!!! EVERYONE!!! If you dropped a wedding ring, please do come over to pick it up!"
Judas
"Ah, I believe that is mine."
Fan
"Oh perfect! Do be careful, this looks quite pricey!"
Fan
2024-12-18 18:09:32
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:33:43
Fan is about the hand over the ring when he peers over at Judas' hands. "Not... to be rude, but your hands are far too large for a ring like this....."
Judas
"....You misunderstood. That's for my co-worker. The ring fits her hand."
Fan
"Oh, you mean Ms. Magdalene! She just right over there, let me-"
Judas
"Wait-"
Fan
"Magdalene! There's a ring here for you!"
Maggy
"Huh? I don't own any rings."
Fan
"But Judas said this was for you....."
Maggy
"Eugh, what????"
Maggy
2024-12-18 18:11:43
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:34:03
"No offense man, but you have to be crazy if you think I'm interested in anyone but our Lord and Savior."
Fan
2024-12-18 18:12:09
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:34:33
"Oh.... I'm sorry I ruined your proposal....."
Maggy
"I want to thank you for officially making this the weirdest next few days of my life."
Judas
"That ring was not for you!"
Judas
"That ring was for me! I was lying so I could sell it."
Fan
"You're stealing a wedding band...."
Maggy
2024-12-18 18:13:40
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:35:44
"Frankly, that makes it worse, Judas."
Maggy
"Now you're a liar, thief, and coward. That's like 3 whole sins."
Maggy
"If this was a failed proposal you would have just been a straight up idiot instead and that ain't a sin."
Judas
2024-12-18 18:14:12
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:36:22
"Unless you're married to someone, I have only broken one rule."
Maggy
2024-12-18 18:14:22
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:36:56
"Well, I am married to-"
Judas
"Being married to our oh so grateful Lord doesn't count. Else we are all married to Him."
Maggy
"Ok."
Judas
"Fine."
Fan
"Sooooooooooo, whose ring is this?"
Judas
"For a few points I will unseal my lips on this matter."
Maggy
"You don't have-"
Judas
"Metaphorical lips."
Fan
2024-12-18 18:16:06
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:37:29
"Well, I don't have a lot of money.... but if it's for a good cause...." Fan puts what little money he has on the table.
Maggy
"Cool, so you're just going to rob poor people in daylight."
Judas
"I didn't know he was poor!"
Maggy
"So if he was rich it would have been ok to rob him."
Judas
"..........................................."
Judas
2024-12-18 18:17:05
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:38:49
"I am simply helping the rich become more holy. After all, it is Jesus who said "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." -Matthew 19:24"
Maggy
"Jesus did not say that."
Judas
2024-12-18 18:17:26
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:39:19
"Yes, he did."
Maggy
"You're just trying to trick me so you can rob this man while I'm reading the bible."
Judas
Judas flips open the bible and hands it to Maggy. "Oh? Look for yourself."
Maggy
"Woah! It really does say that!........"
Maggy
2024-12-18 18:18:19
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:39:43
"But then... how do the 10 commandments and do not steal fit into this? Does it not apply to rich people...." Maggy becomes distracted by reading the bible for answers!
Judas
Judas takes half of Fan's money and pushes the rest back to him. ("That is the ring of Longfur's wife. She was killed by some sort of "god-like" entity. I tried to find the ring but failed to do so.")
Fan
"(Longfur's wife died? B-But that's the only reward her god really gave her for all her work....)"
Judas
("Ah, well maybe she should have.....")
Judas
2024-12-18 18:19:22
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:40:13
("Nevermind. I will not speak ill of a grieving widow.")
Fan
2024-12-18 18:19:34
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:40:35
("Well, thank you for telling me about this, and sorry for ruining your proposal. I'm going to get this ring back to Longfur!")
Judas
("I wasn't- Augh.") Fan has already trotted off.
Maggy
"Judas......."
Maggy
2024-12-18 18:20:19
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:40:54
"If I spend 15,000 points on a new chair when I know someone who has a downright shitty chair... does...."
Maggy
"Does that make me the rich people?"
Judas
"....................."
Judas
"......................................."
Judas
2024-12-18 18:21:07
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:41:05
"Well, I do know where you can donate some extra money....."
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