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JUDAS SALE▼
JUDAS SALE

The nightlife of the indie writing festival was far more exciting than the mornings. Singers sung songs. Parties broke out, and fireflies covered the area, seemingly blinking to the beat of whatever music played. It was almost dream like in the way it looked.

The group checked around to see what events they could join in today.

There was a robot offering hints, drinks, and glowsticks.

There was a manager bustling around the area, seemingly in a daze, confused as to what to do.

In the distance light erupted from the main stage. An amazing play must have been occurring.

Lastly there was an artist alley where people peddled their rare goods, one of a kind art pieces, and copies of their books.

Idiot
2024-12-17 14:18:57
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 17:33:47
"Alright, it's been a while but I finally get to stretch my legs again! OwO" The notail looks at the mish-mash group with him.
O-12
O-12 was swaying back and forth while holding a chicken. A soft humming noise like the sound of a moths wings can be heard from them.
Jill String
2024-12-17 14:19:23
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 17:34:02
"Indeed good sir, I've been just lying motionless on the ground for ages. I'm in the mood for a good time."
Abyssal
Abyssal is slowly rubbing against a nearby post, knocking burnt feathers off the side of her head, before she slowly rights herself to look up at her new friends.
Motoro
A brownish-black marsue awkwardly stretches their legs behind them. He wipes a little sweat off his brow. "Yessiree! Good to get out'n about... Been awhile since I ran around like this."
O-12
2024-12-17 14:21:24
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 14:23:34
"A doggy! (´◡`)". Cody rushes over to look at Abyssal. They slowly reach down and pat them.
Idiot
2024-12-17 14:21:44
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:22:29
Idiot nods, before also noticing Abby and goes over to pet her as well. "Oh shit, I didn't realize we had a scarvie with us, love those little guys! OwO"
Abyssal
2024-12-17 14:21:55
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 17:34:29
"Pow pow!" Abyssal responds. Seeming so excited about people talking to her!
O-12
2024-12-17 14:22:14
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 14:23:45
"We do as well! Creatures are fascinating. We like bugs more, Yup yup! (´◡`)" They swing back towards Idiot after petting Abyssal.
Motoro
"Yeah, cute lil thang. Don remember who brought 'em."
Idiot
2024-12-17 14:22:41
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:24:15
"...Me neither."
Abyssal
Abyssal holds up her tubuchick. She is a trainer too!
Idiot
"Ooohh. That makes more sense. OwO"
O-12
"The doggy has a tubuchick! What a good dog! (´◡`)"
Motoro
"Damn, they stole themselves a chicken too?"
Jill String
"Say handsome gentlefellow, don't you suppose we go find something marvellous to do? Perhaps a drink or two?"
Jill String
"You're paying, of course."
Idiot
"Buddy, I hate to burst your bubble but I'm a communist, I dont have money. OwO"
O-12
"What's money? (´◡`)"
Idiot
"Right? OwO"
O-12
They have not been off planet often, sadly they actually have little to no idea of what money is.
Abyssal
Abyssal gently pets her chicken like a responsible owner. Then looks about.. all the shiny lights are starting to distract her.. she loves all the art people have been making...she can art too!

She is looking towards the artist alley.
O-12
2024-12-17 14:27:59
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 14:56:41
"We heard someone is offering glow sticks also… (´◡`)"
O-12
"We could glow! (´◡`)"
Jill String
2024-12-17 14:58:44
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:25:34
"Oh, I love glowsticks! The flavor is divine!!!"
Idiot
2024-12-17 14:58:56
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 14:59:10
"Ooh, glowsticks are cool, let's go see that guy. OwO"

Idiot makes his way over to the robot, his group in tow.
Idiot
"Hello sir, I'd like..." He turns and counts the group. "...8 glowsticks. OwO"

He's not good at math.
O-12
2024-12-17 14:59:56
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 15:00:07
"Haha you're stupid! (´◡`)"
Idiot
"No I'm not, I'm getting myself some extras! OwO"
Jill String
"Can you get us a discount too, for being dashing young artists?"
Abyssal
Abyssal follows along after the group, coming up slowly as she has a little trouble keeping up.
O-12
"Ohhhhh smart... We could use them for later! Glowsticks are very useful. (´◡`)"
Idiot
"I know, love how crunchy they are. OwO"
O-12
"Us too! (´◡`)"
Idiot
Idiot realizes the robot hasn't responded and turns to look at them. "Uuh... Hello? OwO"
Abyssal
Abyssal finds herself a nice little spot in the grass to settle down for the moment as everyone talks.
Cheater
"The glow sticks are free little dudes. Just don't take all of them."
Cheater
"Do you folks want dr-"
Cheater
"Wait, are all of you adults?"
Jill String
"Who's to say?"
Abyssal
Abyssal raises her claw. She is big scarvie.
O-12
"Yes, we are at least, people say we are short, but we are adults! (´◡`)"
Idiot
"I think legally I am. OwO"
Motoro
"Yeah. Duh." Motoro says as he scoops several glowsticks off the table and into his pockets like a kid at a candy shop.
O-12
2024-12-17 15:04:23
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:26:34
"Hey, share some! (´◡`) !" Cody turns to the marsue.
Idiot
Idiot hisses and tries snatching some of the glowsticks from the marsue.
Motoro
"Fine." He gives Cody two.
Cheater
"Cool. I'm offering drinks to everyone but the person who said "who's to say.""
Cheater
"I'm handing out free drinks but I'm not handing it to children."
Cheater
"Children can have the juice sippy cups."
O-12
Cody stares at the glow stick, then slowly lifts their mask and chomps on it.
Cheater
"The glowsticks are not for eating."
O-12
2024-12-17 15:06:10
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 15:07:22
"Mmmm? (´◡`)"
Cheater
"Those are toxic."
O-12 rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

The notail is immune to the glowsticks this time.

O-12
2024-12-17 15:07:13
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 15:08:01
They decide to listen to the robot and not eat the other glow stick.
Cheater
"Any of you dudes want drinks and hints?"
Motoro
"Do the kids cups have secondary market value?"
Jill String
"I am not a child, I paid a tax!!!"
Cheater
"Sorry kid but if you wanted to be treated like an adult, you answer the question. "Are you an adult," with "Yes." No drinks for you."
Jill String
2024-12-17 15:09:30
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 15:09:42
("I'm 43....")
Abyssal
Abyssal slowly gets up and hops over to the ai. She wants some of what everyone is having. "Pow pow?"
Cheater
Cheater hands Abyssal a glowstick. "Don't eat that."
Jill String
"Oh well, I'll at least admire the scenery with or without inebriation"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:10:37
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:51:24
"So, hints, yes? (´◡`)"
Idiot
Idiot takes a drink and some glowsticks, and tosses the glowstick into his mouth. "Mhm, I'd like some hints. OwO"
Cheater
"What do you need a hint on. I know a lot more than you would believe. If you're not sure what you need, I can give you today's lotto numbers."
Abyssal
She holds the glowstick in her claws and shakes it in the air.
O-12
2024-12-17 15:12:01
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:34
"Good Doggy! Very pretty! (´◡`)"
Idiot
"Uhh first, could you tell me what to expect down in that art area over there? OwO"

He points at the Artist Alley.
Cheater
"I'm getting a feeling of godly forces there, but not the type you would expect. Also there's some "artist" trying to peddle some strange artworks. Blockmons."
Abyssal
Abyssal slowly waves the glowstick in front of her tubuchick, Little Bea.
Idiot
"A god, you say? OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:13:06
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:37
"A... god? (´◡`)"
Cheater
"I said godly forces, folks."
Idiot
"Oh. OwO"
Idiot
"Still sounds interesting. OwO"
Jill String
"Indeeeeeed! Sounds like a wild time to be had~"
Motoro
"Blockmons? Sounds like some sort of art even ah couldn't flip for profit."
O-12
2024-12-17 15:18:46
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:41
Cody seems slightly unnerved but they will follow the rest. Besides who knows what they might find, Maybe new prizes.
Idiot
"How about the play, could you tell me about it? OwO"
Jill String
"And do you have any sodas on hand?"
Cheater
"Pretty sure the birds who are running the play are seeking actors."
Idiot
2024-12-17 15:19:39
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:37:14
"..Oh, I suck at acting. OwO"
Cheater
"I have other folks coming over. Going to need you folks to pack it up."
Idiot
"Hey, random hypothetical question before we go, but you wouldn't happen to somehow have a godly pet in your pocket would you? OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:20:25
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:37:42
"OOOoooh cool! Yes, a pet! (´◡`)"
Cheater
"I don't have pockets. Nice try though, kid."
Idiot
"What the fuck.... OwO"
Idiot
"Anyways, thanks for your time. Could I get a copy of those lotto numbers before we get out of your..." He glances up at the robot's metal haircut. "..Er.. Hair..? OwO"

You ask the question but the AI is already greeting the next round of guests and does not hear you.

O-12
2024-12-17 15:21:25
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:47
O-12 is getting quite bored and is swaying side from side while moving the tubechick up and down like an airplane.
Idiot
Idiot shrugs and leaves, waving his group along. "Alright, lets leave the man to his work and look at some art. OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:21:49
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:51
"Yay art! I'll win some art, yes yes! (´◡`)"
Idiot
"I'm gonna get a big ol' painting of me and my beloved wandettles. OwO"

As the group walks, he pulls out his wallet and comedically, a huge roll of photos of three different bugs rolls out. They're all just. Sitting there.
Abyssal
Abyssal has art. She seems excited for everyone talking about art.

The group heads to the artist alley. Because it's night time, artists have set out lights to showcase their arts. Some artists only sell their pieces at night, their glowing pieces only appreciated in the darkness.

While the group wanders, they notice an odd gaggle of people.

Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-17 15:23:16
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:44:00
"Hmmmm, are you sure about this?"
Judas
2024-12-17 15:23:25
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:44:13
"Oh, you cannot go wrong with this investment sir. These coins are specially crafted for this event. They will be mementos in no time."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Hmmmm, so they're a good investment."
Judas
2024-12-17 15:23:50
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:44:33
"Oh, of course, and every coin you buy, a piece will be donated to our church."
Judas
"You'll be gaining an investment, and helping a good cause."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Hell yeah! That sounds good!"
Judas
"Don't use that word so casually."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Sorry. I'll buy an extra one to make up for it."
Judas
"Good eye, sir. You won't regret this."
Judas
Barley buys a few of the physical silver coins and heads to his own stall. As soon as he's out of an earshot Judas counts the points.

"A fool and his money are so easily separated...."
Idiot
Idiot gravitates towards the Christian. "Hey, I saw you scamming that guy. OwO"
Idiot
"Nice work, I fucking hate cryptobros OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:25:33
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:52:54
Cody just follows behind and stares at the robot. Another hour, another robot it seems.
Judas
"Scamming? Oh me? I would never, notail. What you watched was a fair transaction between two people. Nothing more."
Idiot
Idiot smirks and nods. "Right, yes. My apologies. OwO"
Abyssal
Abyssal looks around the stalls, hobbling over to the prettiest stall she can see.
Abyssal rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

Abyssal spots a stall with a lovely wandettle displayed on it!

O-12
2024-12-17 15:29:03
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Cody follows the scarvie and looks at the wandettle. "Oooh! Prizes? (´◡`)"
Vodka
"Prizes? This is mine!"
Vodka
"Eheohoohoohoo! Do you want it? ;)"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:30:05
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:53:01
"Yes, preferably to win it, we are winners! (´◡`)" They look at the kid, something about that laugh is somewhat familiar.
Abyssal
Abyssal holds her claws against the side of the stall, peeking at the wandettle. She looks over to Vodka and nods her head. "Pow pow! Poow?"
Judas
"Ah, do you people want a wandettle? I have one that might impress you more than that one."

Judas puts a wandettle on his counter.

Idiot
2024-12-17 15:31:41
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:46:04
Idiot keeps looking between the two wandettles. "Oh my gods, I cannot decide both of these bugs are amazing. OwO"
Jill String
2024-12-17 15:31:58
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:46:22
"OOO! I love the fluffy one, it's gorgeous!!!"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:32:11
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:46:40
"Hmmmmmmm we love insects, this idiot loves insects too, yes? Why not both? (´◡`)"
Judas
"I regret to inform you that my wandettle cannot socialize with others."
Judas
"Also.....you...did hear that the kid owns that one...right?"
Vodka
"His name is Meat! ;)"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:33:04
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:53:08
"Nope, we just heard prizes! (´◡`)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Vodka, what did I say about talking to strangers?"
Vodka
"Don't talk to them! Unless you have something to sell! Hoohoohoo! ;)"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-17 15:33:52
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Posted by ID #87
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"That's right. If they don't want to buy your wandettle, just ignore them."
Motoro
"A plushie eh? Hey kid, why don't we do simple math? I have five! Count 'em, five! Plushies right here."

Motoro shows off his five torn woopy world plushies to Vodka. "Feeling like a trade?"
Vodka
"Your plushies aren't filled with meat! ;)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Don't ask her how she knows this, she's a professional."
O-12
2024-12-17 15:35:01
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:53:12
"I could fill them with meat! (´◡`)"
Motoro
"There is a startling overabundance of meat here..."
O-12
2024-12-17 15:36:20
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:53:17
"Meat is good to have! (´◡`)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Vodka made that wandettle plushie herself. That's a professional handcrafted work."
Barley Bonekeeper
"So we're not selling for anything more than a good price."
Jill String
"Well she did an excellent job. I may have to get an autograph."
Idiot
"Meat plushie is cool, but so is this horned one... OwO"

The plushie wandettle is....

Moving....

Vodka
"I made it in arts and crafts! ;)"
Abyssal
Abyssal gasps at the plushie!
Idiot
Idiot walks over to Judas. "So uh. How much do you want for this guy? OwO"
Judas
"This is a most elegant creature! It will fetch a high price I hope you understand."
Judas
"30 lawless silver coins, or you are free to haggle."
O-12
2024-12-17 15:37:36
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"Could we win it? Like, like a prize? (´◡`)"
Motoro
Motoro looks around at the stands for a good book to read and act uninterested, ignoring the fool with the weird kid.
Motoro rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

Judas has a signed Missy book!

Idiot
2024-12-17 15:39:40
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:49:03
"Yeah, I'm poor, I don't have money. OwO"
Judas
"You're poor? I'm not sure I can help you with that."
Judas
"Everyone has objects to offer. We can barter."
Idiot
"Actually wait, I think I picked some change up before I got here. OwO" He checks his pockets for money.
Jill String
"I offer up my skills as a craftskarv.~"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:41:05
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Cody copies and attempts to check their pockets too. They don't know what it would look like, but they're sure it would be shiny.
Abyssal
Abyssal hops on over to Judas's stand with her friends and leans on the edge. Peeking over. She looks in her scarf and tries to pull out the odd items she has collected from selling her art...
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-17 15:41:16
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O-12 rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
Abyssal rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

The group gathers some points, but it's not an astronomical amount, it especially isn't enough for Judas.

Judas
"You spit on me and my honor with money like this."
Judas
"All money that I gain will be going to a good cause, to help my church and my people."
Judas
"So pardon me if I'm unwilling to accept these."
Jill String
2024-12-17 15:46:19
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"Well, is there anything else we can exchange for coin to purchase your wares?"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:49:14
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"Oh, oh, I still have shiny stones!" They show Judas some fragments from the tear of god.
Judas
"Hmmmm better, but I require more than that. I am understanding now........"
Judas
2024-12-17 15:49:32
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 15:50:09
"You folks aren't from the lawless sector....are you?"
Idiot
"I'm willing to work for the beetle. OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 15:50:54
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:53:58
"We are not, but maybe someone else in this group yes? (´◡`)"
Motoro
Motoro reads some of the book. Seems kind of trite. Then again he literally just flipped to a random page. He glances up at the wheeling and dealing.

"What? You lookin fer jewelery? Art? Knives and shit?"
Motoro
"We're from the fine bargains sector."
Judas
"I will take back my offense. You all simply have no idea how expensive 30 silver coins are."
Judas
"How about this. Show me everything you can offer, and I'll tell you if it's enough."

The group turn out their inventories, offering to Judas an array of junk, artistic supplies, mutagens, clothes for pets, and even weapons and armor.

Judas
"What amazing goods! How about I take most of it and the wandettle is yours."
Judas
"Fair deal among men, yes?"
Jill String
"Anything for a roguish darling like yourself.~"
Judas
"Thank you, and likewise."
Motoro
"Please. Like you can afford all that. You're talkin' big game for someone with thirty silver on their forehead. Throw something else in on your end."
Judas
"You do not know the price of 30 silver. I will toss nothing more on my end as I will be forced to use my time to resell your goods."

Abyssal holds a picture of her baby up for Judas. She points at it and tilts her head, as if asking if she can have something. But she still gently pushes her stuff over to Judas.

Idiot
Idiot watches the exchange, no thoughts happening in his head.
O-12
2024-12-17 16:00:06
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Cody looks to Idiot who is the ring leader on the deal, then hands over the stuff copying. They have no use for material goods anyways!
Idiot
2024-12-17 16:00:19
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:51:17
"Oh, can I have a gun? owo"
Idiot
"Or maybe some change cause all this does seem like it'd cost just a bit more than 30 silver, ya know? OwO"
Judas
"A gun in the lawless sector is more expensive than all the items I haven been given."
Idiot
2024-12-17 16:01:06
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:51:45
"..."
Idiot
"Do you... Have a gun? OwO"
Judas
"I do not. If you are implying robbery because I am defenseless I will urge you against it."
Judas
"This is a peaceful festival."
Idiot
2024-12-17 16:02:33
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:52:09
"Oh. No, I was honestly gonna try and haggle you into giving me it, I'd never rob anyone. OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 16:02:43
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"You wouldn't? (´◡`)"
Idiot
2024-12-17 16:02:55
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:52:23
"No, that's fucked up. OwO"
Motoro
Motoro looks over his shoulder to Barley if he's still around.

"Hey, buddy. How much did you pay for the silver?"
Motoro rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Barley Bonekeeper
"Oh, I paid around 100,000 points per silver!"
Judas
"Ah see? If anything I'm giving you people a discount."
Judas
"Now pay up."
Idiot
"..Uh. I don't want to be 3 million points in debt. OwO"
Motoro
"So they're worth 100 points each. Uh huh."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:04:38
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"How did he get that number? (´◡`)"
Judas
"Insult me one more time and I will close my offer."
Idiot
"!!!!!"
Motoro
2024-12-17 16:05:08
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:52:45
"If the boss wants it, then fine."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:05:16
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:11
"Yay we win! We are winners! (´◡`)"
Idiot
Idiot lets out a sigh of relief as the marsue pays up.
Judas
2024-12-17 16:05:40
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:53:03
"In the future, you should learn to carry money, or learn haggling."
Idiot
"I know, but I'm not the brightest either. OwO"
Judas
"I am a kind man, but in the lawless sector, some would prefer to shoot, than to haggle."
Judas
Judas hands over the wandettle.

"Enjoy your goods."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:06:56
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"I don't know what either of those are. But I know what insects are, cute little wandettle! (´◡`)"
Idiot
Idiot takes the wandettle and offers his hand to Judas.

"I love this bug, thank you. OwO"
Judas
"You're welcome. Have a wonderful day." Judas shakes the notail's hand, draws the notail in and taps his cheek with his screen before letting him go.
Idiot
Idiot gives Judas a smile and a nod before turning and walking over to Barley's stand.
O-12
2024-12-17 16:07:56
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:17
"So, what about other insect? Should we get it for meat? We believe we could try? (´◡`)"
Motoro
"Who wants to cut an arm off and give it to the kid?"
Abyssal
Abyssal hops back over to the other stands, peeking over the table again. "Pow pow?"
O-12
2024-12-17 16:08:32
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:21
"Not it! (´◡`)"
Idiot
Idiot glances at his limbs for a moment............

"No, I like my limbs. OwO"
Idiot
"...............but then again................... robot arm.................................... OwO"

Something happens on a low roll.....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-17 16:11:13
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:53:41
"Hey, now that you're done with that guy, you wanna buy a blockmon?"
Vodka
"They wanna buy my plushie! ;)"
Idiot
Idiot stares at the cryptobro.
Barley Bonekeeper
"Well let them tell me that."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:12:00
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:24
"Insect, yes. BlockShit, no."
Idiot
"Ask me that again and you'll have a fresh hole through your torso. OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 16:12:35
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:27
Fuck not the walnut.
Barley Bonekeeper
".......................Is that a fucking walnut in your hand?"
Vodka
"It's got meat in it! ;)"
Idiot
"Maybe it is. OwO"
Barley Bonekeeper
".......................Why does the walnut contain meat?......"
Motoro
"Why..?"
Idiot
"I don't know lmao. OwO"

Abyssal reaches into her scarf and takes out a capture creature cage to show Vodka.

O-12
2024-12-17 16:16:16
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:31
"Good dog, look at the meat wug, child! We assume this is a great deal! (´◡`)"
2024-12-17 16:16:39
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Really...what are these rolls for.....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Something feels odd......but nothing has happened yet....

Barley Bonekeeper
"Fine. I won't offer you a blockmon...."
Barley Bonekeeper
"But I won't let you scam my non-adopted non-kidnapped kid."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:18:17
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:34
O-12 feels unnerved, but they don't talk about it and simply keep watching the scene.
Barley Bonekeeper
Vodka reaches over for the wug, but Barley pulls Vodka's hand away. "And I for one know that wug is worthless compared to the art Vodka makes."
Motoro
"They want meat. Ahm sure we can find some meat, right? There's probably a burger joint down the road."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:18:58
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:38
"What do you mean? Its meat! That's perfect! Vodka loves meat, yes? It is a meat being, what else could a child want in life then a living sack of meat! (´◡`)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Meat is cheap! I can get Vodka meat at anytime."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Granted.....she gets that herself...from somewhere."
Abyssal
Abyssal looks up at barley...thinking for a moment...what happened...? Oh she knows! She shows him the credit card sown into her scarf.

"Pow pow!" She points at his blockmon stall.
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-17 16:20:08
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:55:21
"Hmmmm, you want a blockmon, weird alien?"
Abyssal
"Pow pow!" She claps her claws and nods her head!
Idiot
"How about. Like, someone's arm? OwO"
O-12
2024-12-17 16:21:04
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:55:41
"Yes, an arm, perfect gift! (´◡`)"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Where would you people get an arm?"
Motoro
"From the armory."
Idiot
"I think I might have some arms in my backpack. OwO" He looks in his bag for an arm.

....................

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
O-12
2024-12-17 16:24:35
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:45
"Is that a yes? (´◡`)" Something feels off still.
Abyssal
She shows a picture of her platzel son again, and traces a little heart on it. She wants to buy her son gifts for his future. <3
"HEY."
[Deltarune Chapter 2 OST - vs Berdley]
Penelope
"THAT'S MY DAMN WANDETTLE!!!!!"
Penelope
2024-12-17 16:29:13
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:29:26
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE IT, HUH? YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT ME?"

The zanni points at Idiot's wandettle!
O-12
2024-12-17 16:29:43
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:48
"Who.... who is this? (´◡`)"
Motoro
"A clown."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:30:09
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:51
"No shit, really? (´◡`)" The sarcasm is hard to tell with their voice. It just sounds like normal.
Idiot
"You sure you wanna fight me? OwO"
Penelope
"You should be askin' yourself that question! GET 'EM BOYS!!!!"
2024-12-17 16:31:10
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-23 17:46:20

THE RODEO CLOWNS HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

Helper
"Violence is wrong!"
O-12
2024-12-17 16:32:14
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:54
"What.... (´◡`)"
Helper
"Unless they steal! Honk honk!"
Idiot
"What the fuck. It doesnt even fit your aesthetic, morons. OwO"
Motoro
"They're clowns. They like clashing aesthetics."
Motoro
"Never see a clown in a home décor shop."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:32:48
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:54:58
"Ooh we get it, it's a fight huh! (´◡`)"
Abyssal
Abyssal peeks back, holding onto Barley's stall, all confused.
Barley Bonekeeper
"Quick, alien. Buy my blockmon before you die."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Secure the future of your son. Swipe your card."
Abyssal
Abyssal is confused but swipes her card as barley says!
2024-12-17 16:35:50
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Abyssal purchases a blockmon token!

Barley Bonekeeper
"Your children will thank you for this."
Motoro
Motoro shrugs and tries to go grab the book he was reading from Judas' stands. He could have sworn he was holding onto it still, must have put it back while trying to look nonchalant.
Judas
"I don't believe you have time to pay for that."
Judas
"Considering all those clowns."
Motoro
"What? Are they going to throw water on my points card?" Motoro picks up the book and walks away.
Idiot
"HARBINGER, GO! SEND THOSE CLOWNS BACK TO CLOWN SCHOOL! OwO"

Idiot sends out HARBINGER and sics it on the clowns!
O-12
2024-12-17 16:38:03
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:55:01
Cody also gets ready for a brawl setting down their tubechick. Their switchblade flicks up.
Idiot rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 22 is rolled.

Harbinger attacks all of the clowns. They're too distracted fighting harbinger to approach the group!

O-12
2024-12-17 16:40:45
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:55:06
Cody attempts to steal the flesh wandettle. They want to win!
O-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -5. An 11 is rolled.

Cody grabs the wandettle!

O-12
2024-12-17 16:42:31
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:55:10
Cody gets ready to hightail it whenever they can.
Vodka
"My wandettle! My wandettle!!!"
But something in the air has changed.
[BLOODLINE (feat. desola1ed)]
Barley Bonekeeper
Barley has been activated by the cries of Vodka. "Let go of the wandettle. Or else."
O-12
2024-12-17 16:45:10
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:55:18
"Shit... Bye!" Cody is too alarmed to sign off and tosses the wandettle to the plush cat looking thing.

Cody flees.
Jill String
2024-12-17 16:45:23
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:23:48
"Oh, why thank you darling, I'll cherish it forever~"
Abyssal
Abyssal ducks down and covers her head with her claws.
Idiot
2024-12-17 16:45:44
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:45:54
"RUN!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"

Idiot runs with his wandettle while the clowns are still distracted.
Barley Bonekeeper rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 18 is rolled.

Barley clicks his teeth together, a small spark is emitted from it.

It seems like nothing happened....but the alien holding the wandettle has frozen in place.....before unpeeling apart.

2024-12-17 16:48:28
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-17 16:49:03

A blockmon rises out of it.

Barley Bonekeeper
"You can fuck with me all you want, but don't fuck with Vodka."
Vodka
Vodka runs over and picks up the wandettle. "Huzzah!!!! Thank you Barley."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-17 16:50:06
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:22:44
"Yeah, no problem kid. I ain't letting you get scammed now."

During the madness, the marsue tried to walk away with the book.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -4. An 8 is rolled.
Judas
Judas nabs it back. "Be glad all I'm doing is this."
The rest of the crew escape.
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