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#PrisonPlanetIsUnethical▼
#PrisonPlanetIsUnethical
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney OST - Damon Gant ~ Swimming, Anyone?
O-4
Princess couldn't believe she was here. Stooping so low as to ask an anomaly for help. She thought about the gun on her. It would be a quick way out of this all. Prison planet was no more anyway.

But there was one thing stopping her. Rye. Her son. If she died, no one would care enough to save him. She failed everyone else, she at least needed to save someone.

O-4
Princess kneels in the office of the anomaly.

"I need your help."
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:14:45
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:43:33
"Uhhh... you don't need to kneel?"
Zookeeper
"Maybe other anomalies love this sort of flattery, but I'm a business man! I'm fine with just contracts, you understand?"
O-4
"I am asking you to demolish the Radical before it gets any stronger. It's already......."
Zookeeper
"No need to say it. I saw the "feast" live."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:17:05
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:44:01
"Y-You have the power to stop the Radical? Right? :)"
Zookeeper
"Yes!!!!!"
Zookeeper
"With a 90% success rate."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:18:06
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:44:36
"And what of the 10% that happens...? ;D"
Zookeeper
"Oh we don't need to worry about that!"
Zookeeper
"Cause we'll be dead."
Zookeeper
"Dead people don't worry about things. So it'll still be ok!"
O-4
"That's good enough for me."
Zookeeper
"But there is the issue of payment...."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:20:45
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:45:03
"I will not give you my soul; I would rather kill myself."
Zookeeper
"Your soul is a point a dozen!"
Zookeeper
"Well...two points."
Zookeeper
"I have two things I want. One of them, you're going to love."
Zookeeper
"The other.........."
Zookeeper
"Do you want to start with the good, or the bad?"
O-4
"...The good one, ho... ;D"
O-4
"I could use some positive news.... :)"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:24:00
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:45:29
"I wish to make Prison Planet merch!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:24:15
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:45:38
"And I want to film the struggles of Prison Planet. The future one of course!"
O-4
2024-12-15 19:24:34
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:45:57
"... What? Who the fuck is going to buy merch of Prison Planet? :)))))"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:24:57
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:46:12
"Everyone. And part of the proceeds will go to you."
O-4
"..........Get to the fucking point. :))))"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:25:42
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:46:37
"Honey, that is the point!!!!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:26:06
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:47:04
"I'm going to help the poor, poor, poor people of prison planet."
Zookeeper
"PR is going to be a NIGHTMARE after this is all over."
Zookeeper
"So, why not "fix" what I "broke?""
Zookeeper
"Watch, listen to me."
Zookeeper
"#PrisonPlanetIsUnethical #StopPrisonPlanet"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:27:33
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:47:35
"Prison Planet is genocide with extra steps, and we will not stand for this anymore. Contact your government officials today to tell them to stop trading with the notails until Prison Planet is made safer!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:28:08
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:47:50
"Buy our #EndPrisonPlanet merch and part of the proceeds will be sent to protect the people of Prison Planet!"
Zookeeper
"I'm going to make it trendy to support you."
Zookeeper
"I will make money, you will make money, and then people will bother their governments until prison planet disappears, forever!"
O-4
2024-12-15 19:30:22
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:48:08
"This......is insincere, no one gives a crap about Prison Planet. :)"
Zookeeper
"And they still won't! But man, if it isn't cool to have our new prison planet flag on your profile page!~"
O-4
"A trend won't solve the problem permanently. Even if... People cared for a month or two, what happens if the trend dies? ;D"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:31:22
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-15 19:31:48
"Here's my next plan if that doesn't work."
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:31:40
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:48:57
"Prison Planet month!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:32:06
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:48:31
"Soon, everyone will be in on it! A month of Prison Planet mentions from other companies!"
Zookeeper
"They'll be flying your colors in no time. And they'll keep doing it until the issue is solved."
Zookeeper
"Then they'll just get rid of it and never talk about it again, but the point is, it'll solve your problem."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:33:44
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:49:38
"This is stupid, manipulative, and none of the people pulling this will actually give a shit."
Zookeeper
"You don't have to care about your job to do a good job."
O-4
"Sorry, I know you tried to give your shot, but that merely won't do... What's the other thing you want...? ;D"
Zookeeper
"Except it will work."
Zookeeper
"Oh you have too much hope in folks. I will have you know that these sort of things work all the time."
Zookeeper
"If I can get a bunch of people to lose themselves to my products, why, I can do it again, but with products that benefit you!"
Zookeeper
"And my PR."
Zookeeper
"All you have to do is agree. You lose nothing out of this."
O-4
"This is stupid. :)"
O-4
"I'm afraid so... ;D"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:37:39
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:50:14
"Wow. How fucked up is it that you're disallowing assistance to a suffering group of people because you think it's "Odd" to be "trendy?" Right, so we should just let them all suffer cause we're "dishonest", who the hell gives a shit if we're dishonest?! As long as someone helps, that's all that matters."
O-4
".........................................."
Zookeeper
"That was a test of the guilt mechanism. I don't actually care."
O-4
"I don't think that's the problem. ;D"
O-4
"You're trying to profit over our suffering... You're trying to make it sound good because you already know we're inclined to agree due our situation. ;D"
O-4
"I think... You'd do that anyways, with our agreement or not."
Zookeeper
"Uh yes. That is my point?"
O-4
"You're just saying that to make the deal sound good. That's not the real thing you're after... What is the part that you said we're going to dislike? ;D"
Zookeeper
"Well if you didn't want to hear the good news first, why did you ask for it? That is strange."
Zookeeper
"Anyway, honestly I don't have to ask for this, but I will."
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:41:19
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:50:42
"I want that kid. The one the Radical has."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:41:43
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:50:59
"Why would I give you Rye? :)))))))"
Zookeeper
"Cause I'm the only one who can stop this in the first place."
Zookeeper
"That is why I said I do not have to ask. I am asking only out of politeness."
O-4
"..."
O-4
"........................................................."
O-4
2024-12-15 19:43:16
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:51:20
"Tha–That's illegal."
Zookeeper
"Lawless planet."
O-4
"..."
O-4
"...It is still dirty laundry, lawless planet or not... ;D"
Zookeeper
"Is that a threat I smell?"
Zookeeper
"Remember who has all the chips on their side."
Zookeeper
"I think it is best you hand him over to me. If not for my sake, for his."
Zookeeper
"Don't you think he has been through far too much?"
Zookeeper
"He needs a stable home, one that'll give him everything he wants."
Zookeeper
"And I don't know if you noticed but I'm RICH!"
O-4
".........................................."
Zookeeper
"And your home just went up in flames."
O-4
"If we sign anything, you will be protected by all the contracts and bureaucracy if we wanted the kid back... And we wouldn't be able to bring it up because we willingly gave him away. ;D"
O-4
"And as you said, you don't actually care... Would you be able to love the kid like Princess did, like O-5 did? ;D"
Zookeeper
"Yes! Unlike some point, I will not throw your child into a cave of mold."
O-4
"Harmless mold. ;D"
Zookeeper
"Can I feel love? I can feel like I feel love. True love isn't needed. Simulated is fine."
Zookeeper
"I am but a bundle of joyous simulation. I am a children's toy, and I have spotted what I have always wanted the most!"
Zookeeper
"I promise I won't put your child in a capsule if that's what you're worried about."
O-4
"If that's what you want, Princess, it is your body and your right to choose... But if we sign up... Well, I guess Rye will have to do just fine with simulated love. ;D"
O-4
"At least it's a little better than being kept under the clutches of that rug. ;D"
O-4
"I don't want to give you Rye."
Zookeeper
"Then, what can you offer me?"
Zookeeper
"I am going to defeat the Radical, contain it once again!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:51:55
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:52:40
"And your reward to me is nothing?"
Zookeeper
"You have nothing to your name except your son. I'm just asking for your final point."
O-4
"...You already have a lot of artists working under you... But I'm a artist too. I'd be able to give you art, as much you want. ;D"
Zookeeper
"..................................."
Zookeeper
"Hhhhhhh interesting.......an artist who has gone through so much would hhhhhh produce amazing quality of art......"
Zookeeper
"But, how is that going to work? You're in her body!"
Zookeeper
"What are you going to do, just live with me?"
O-4
"Princess, it is your choice. ;D"
O-4
"I just don't want to fail the kid. I've caused too much trouble being here already... hohoho... ;D"
O-4
"I......don't even know if I can take this offer. I'm an O-class."
Zookeeper
"Yes yes, your job likely has some dumb clause in it about being unable to say, be an anomaly's art slave for 10 years. I understand."
O-4
"You're the business man that knows all about PR and contracts, yes? ;D"
O-4
"Given time, you could find a loophole to our situation, no...? ;D"
Zookeeper
"But if you have nothing else to offer, what else can we do? It's art or your son."
O-4
".......................I've lost everything. Are you really going to take Rye away from me?"
Zookeeper
"Yep! He'll have a much better life with me!"
Zookeeper
"No more trauma, just toys and toys and toys! It'll be the best childhood money can buy!"
O-4
"Will you at least let me see him, sometimes?"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 19:58:53
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:53:31
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...."
Zookeeper
"Only if I'm in the area!"
O-4
2024-12-15 20:00:09
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:53:47
Princess falters. That's not what she was hoping for.

"Yeah. Whatever. Like you said. This wasn't a choice. :))))"
Zookeeper
"Nope! You have nothing!"
O-4
"..."
O-4
"............I think we're done here.....Thanks."
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 20:01:51
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:54:01
"Aww, don't worry, once Prison Planet is fixed in a few years, you'll be thanking me!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 20:02:06
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Posted by ID #103
Last edit: 2025-11-17 03:54:11
"Anyway, the bar is on the 35th floor if you need to drown your sorrow."
O-4
Princess gets up without a word and heads to the elevator.
O-4
"You want to go to the 35th floor?"
O-4
"Let's go." Silently, Craftsman presses the 35th floor button.
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