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2024-12-14 17:52:40
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Posted by ID #3
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:20:22
[Calisto Yew - Theme - AceAttorney Investigations:Miles Edgeworth]
2024-12-14 17:51:51
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:20:54

Prison planet. A wasteland of crumbling features from the past. The prisoners of the notail planet are tossed upon it like waste. In other societies their crimes would lead them to many years, or even a lifetime within a cell.

For the notails though, they were "freed" upon a planet they could never leave. One that was unsuitable for society to form.

Yet there were attempts.

Huddled around the castle of the O-class, O-4, a shanty town grew, hoping to survive in this forbidden land.

It was the only place where one could get a second chance.

It was the perfect place for-

Zapp
"Hmmp, a game show, really? Here, Bizz?"
Bizz
Bizz held out his hands, just trying to get the right angle. He spotted a few notails huddled around a flame in their attempts to cook a creature they had killed. He seemed in a trance. It was the perfect shot, he could see it in his head.
Zapp
"Federation to Mr. Bizz Shot, you listenin' up? We really hostin' a stupid filmin' next to a bunch of poor ass notails?"
Bizz
2024-12-14 17:54:48
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:21:34
Bizz snaps out of it.

"Psssssh, nah man! You think we're about to film some sort of cheesy documentary about the societal and economical impact of Prison Planet?"
Zapp
"The shit you sayin', man?"
Bizz
"Exactly, that doesn't sell! Doesn't earn you the big bucks."
Bizz
Bizz turns around, pointing to the wasteland away from the shanty town where crew are setting up stages and events.

"That's where the filming is going down. We're just going to be "pretending" we're in the middle of a "horrible no contact wasteland."
Zapp
"Gotta do whatever we gotta do to keep those ratin's up."
Bizz
"Like I always say, whoever says life can't buy you happiness, never tried being rich in their lives!"
Zapp
"Just got to ask you somethin' Bizz Boy. You sure we dealin' with the right sort of producer?"
Bizz
"The "Zookeeper?" He's a little strange-"
Bizz
"But I like strange."
Zapp
"You think a person could go a bit too far, man?"
Bizz
"That's what the Public Relation team is for! That ain't our job!"
Bizz
"No murder, papers signed, T's crossed, you're worrying too much! If the lawyers say it's legal, it's clear to air!"
Apollo v1
Slithering forward, Apollo approaches the two after being pointed over by an intern.

"Hello!"
Bizz
"Zapp! What capture creature is that?"
Zapp
"That's the funkiest lookin' snakevine I've seen in my life!"
Bizz
"Those deadly?"
Zapp
"Nah man, you use em as rope. Watch."
Apollo v1
Apollo is grabbed, before he can be pulled apart he pleads with the ecton to let him go.

"Oh come on, please, I'm an Apollo unit!!!"
Zapp
"Hmmmm?"
Bizz
"Woah woah, let him down Zapp! Apollo unit? You gotta be an intern, those units know customer service!"
Apollo v1
He was being confused for a Greek.

"......................"
Apollo v1
"Y-Yeah!!!!! I'm just here to uh, you know, wait tables, bring you drinks, shit like that, man!"
Zapp
"Hmmmmph."

Zapp places Apollo back down, but it's clear that something about the situation just isn't right.
Bizz
"Well you came to the right place, baby! Big Bizz Media has a place for everyone, even-"
Apollo v1
"Spineless, armless, worms like me!"
Bizz
"...................first lesson, babe. Don't steal my lines."
Apollo v1
"Oh uh,"
Apollo v1
"Sorry I didn't mean it."
Bizz
"Babe! What is this? I thought you Apollos were supposed to be sassy! Come on, man!"
Apollo v1
"I'm sorry I'm not good at being an Apollo."
Bizz
"........................"
Bizz
Bizz flies up to Zapp's shoulder.

("What kind of sentence is that, man?")
Zapp
("Know how we don't talk about me being a hospital mechanic cause it ruins my brand?")
Bizz
("Just like how we don't talk about what happened in Los Fleedora!")
Zapp
Zapp lightly flicks Bizz off his shoulder.

"Same shit, man, I ain't tellin' you nothin'."
Apollo v1
"Soooo am I hired?"
Bizz
"Do fairies come from the homeworld of the humans?"
Apollo v1
"Uuuuuuh?"
Bizz
"Lesson two man, all fairy tales are true!"
Zapp
"In non bullshit fairy speak, he's sayin' yes."
Apollo v1
"Yes! I got the job!"
Bizz
"Barely, and that's a surprise seeing as I set the bar so low."
Zapp
"Hehe, short man!"
Apollo v1
"Uh......."
Apollo v1
"Short man!"
Apollo v1
He quickly seeks approval for his self degradation.

".................."
Bizz
"Nice, now let's go get your papers sorted!"
Apollo v1
The two pass Apollo as he trails behind.

"I'm not that short..."
Apollo v1
"Oh well, when I get a job after this, I can be as tall as I want."
Zapp
"What you sayin' back there, man?"
Apollo v1
"Nothing!"
But the production of the game show was being watched.
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2024-12-14 18:20:04
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-02-25 18:14:33

While the production staff gave food to the prisoners as offerings of peace, not everyone was happy about their event. Inside the castle stood its dutiful protector like a dragon over its castle.


O-4
"............................................................."
O-5
"You want me to just kill em, sheila? uvu"
O-4
"Not yet. :))))"
O-4
"I keep spending all this time building up some semblance of safety in this fucking wasteland and guess what always happens~ :))))"
O-4
"I get some fucking aliens who want to make a game show of killing innocent notails. :)))))))"
O-5
"They're criminals. uvu"
O-4
"*INHALES*"
O-4
"Fuck you. :)"
O-5
"I'm right. uvu"
O-4
"They shouldn't be locked on a prison planet to rot. :))))"
O-5
"You're right sheila. uvu"
O-5
"We should just be getting rid of them the good ole fashion way. uvu"
O-4
"You need to step away from god. :))))"
O-5
"Already am. uvu"
O-4
"K. :)"
O-5
"K. uvu"
O-4
"I think we can both agree we don't want a stupid self centered production crew to be here at the least. :)"
O-5
"Got an idea for you sheila, let's wait for them to get their live show running-"
O-5
"Then, I'll show them why this place isn't an alien playground. uvu"
O-4
"You'd go to jail for that if there were laws on this planet. :)"
O-5
"And? uvu"
O-4
"Didn't you say, criminals deserve to die? :)"
O-5
"Fuck yeah. uvu"
O-5
"Put me over the barbie and feed me to the unicorns. uvu"
O-4
"You're horrible. :)"
O-4
"But you gotta admire a guy who sticks to their guns. :)"
Polynoid Helper
The door to the room is nearly slammed open by a newcomer.

"PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A WHOLE PRODUCTION CREW OUT THERE!!!!!!!!"
Polynoid Helper
"THEY'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING BAD TO THE PRISONERS I KNOW IT, ALIENS ARE ALWAYS SO EVIL!!!!"
O-4
"............................................"
O-4
"Oh the gods are cruel, I didn't know that!!! :)"
Polynoid Helper
"Sniff...yeah, they're been...trying to keep away from contacting you."
Polynoid Helper
"But I made sure they wouldn't get nearby undocumented!!!!"
O-4
"You're the best! Thank you so much!!!! :)"
O-4
"Oh, but you did forget to do the greeting when you came in. :)"
Polynoid Helper
"OH UH-"
Polynoid Helper
"I, member of the Special Intelligence Mark Pact Sacrifice am here with news, my Princess!"
O-4
"Thank you! :)"
O-4
"Sorry I make you say that every time, I need to make sure no imposters get in here. :)"
O-4
"Anyway, I need you to keep watch on those aliens for me? Ok? :)"
Polynoid Helper
"Do I have to, I really just want to keep shadowing you instead......"
O-4
"I'm sorry, but you're the only alien on the Special Intelligence Mark Pact Sacrifice. It has to be you. :)"
Polynoid Helper
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Polynoid Helper
"I will do it, my Princess."
Polynoid Helper
"I will be the best spy in the whole world, and then you can teach me all about being an inspiration to people!"
O-4
The polynoid rushes out of the room, suddenly inspired to follow Princess' commands.

"When do you think that clingy bitch is going to realize that "Special Intelligence Mark Pact Sacrifice" spells out SIMPS? :)))))"
O-5
"Never. uvu"
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