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DOWN WITH THE CLOWN▼
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
[Evil Clowns]

The Helper pushed her way into the tent of Circe, unannounced.

Circe
2024-12-13 10:51:27
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"OH WOAH WOAH THE COPS JUST LET YOU IN?!?!"
Helper
"We'll talk later, but right now, this poor poor soul has something to wish for."
S-52
After getting out of the Helper's back, Lobster pulls up her sleeves and takes a few steps in direction to Circe as she shows her "Hands."
"...I've heard the rumors that you were the best clown of all. Could you cure me of this... And turn my hands back to the normal? xwx"
Circe
"I can fix anything!!!!!"
Circe
"But did you have to bring her with you...."
Circe
"You know you could have just gotten surgery for this, I thought you notails had healthcare!"
S-52
"I'm a surgeon. I can't have animal replacements. I need strong, stable hands. xwx"
Circe
"Bears have strong stable hands."
S-52
"...You've ever seen a bear hold a scalpel or remove a tumor? I want normal hands. Normal. I just want to go back to my old life with normal hands. xwx"
S-52
"...Surely, such a simple request isn't too much for... you, yes? xwx"
Circe
2024-12-13 10:58:18
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"Fine, fine! This will be easy, let's do this!"
Circe takes out a chainsaw.
Circe
"Just hold still, cupcake."
Circe attempts to remove the arms!
Circe flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.

SHE CUTS THEM OFF!

S-52
"gh..."
Circe
"And now, for my final trick, with a wave of my magic wand!~"
Circe rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

She does it! She grows you a new pair of hands, better than before!

Helper
"Blessings upon you, that bull must not have dug too deep into you."
Lobster
"..."
Lobster looks at her hands... There's been no catches... She did... She finally got them back.
Lobster
2024-12-13 11:03:41
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"...I have another request for you, magician. xwx"
Lobster
"Purge him out."
Circe
"You want to be a hot gamer, I hear you! I got you! Say no mor-"
Circe
"What?"
S-52
"He's within my guts, surely, retrieving him will not be too hard of a task to you? xwx"
Circe
"..............................Like.................are you pregnant or......................."
S-52
"I've eaten the Singer. xwx "
Circe
"As a joke, right?"
S-52
"..."
Circe
"AS A JOKE RIGHT!?!?!?!??!?!"
S-52
"..."
Circe
"You just want me to pull a whole ass god out of your body?"
S-52
"Surely, it wouldn't be much trouble to you, the best clown of all? Or there's things even you can't do? xwx"
Circe
"It's god."
S-52
"Scared? xwx"
Circe
"Well I guess there's only one thing left to do!!!!!!!!!"
[SDR2 Execution songs]

CIRCE REVS THE CHAINSAW.

Circe
"This is going-"
Circe
"-to hurt."
S-52
"...I'm ready. xwx"
Circe
"Let's get that big rotting baby out of you!~"
Circe slices Lobster in half!
Circe
"And uuuh for my next trick....."
Circe
"Separating the bones from the meat!!!!!"
Circe rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
Circe
".............................................."
Circe
"................................................................................."
Circe
"Well I................................................."
S-52
"gh..."
2024-12-13 11:23:58
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Circe starts clapping.

Circe
"The surgery was a success!!!!!!!!"
Circe
"We got one (1) lobster, and!!!! drumroll please!!!!!!"
[Drum Roll Sound Effect]
Circe
"One big baby!!!!~"
Mewinger
"This isn't the first time I've been c-sectioned out."
S-52
"...This is temporary, right?"
Circe
"Name your son."
Circe
"Shuuuuuususususususususu"
Circe
"Name your son."
S-52
"...Singtail Sinner...."
Lobster looks around, she sees someone smoking something!
S-52
"...Bongwater Marijuana..."
A vulture is drinking what seems to be... Soda?!
S-52
"Pepper..."
And then she looks back at the Singer.
S-52
"Tumor. xwx"
S-52
"Singtail S. B. M. P Tumor. xwx"
S-52
"...As for you, Singtail..."
[how y'all look when you're remastering your uploads]
S-52
"..."
Lobster gently holds a capture creature cage with violent intent.
Mewinger
"I WON'T BE YOUR PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAD TO DO THAT ONCE I DON'T WANNA BE SOMEONE'S KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And as the cage unlocks, a beast that only knew hate and disgust pops out.

???
"CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
[Flower Fields - Kirby's Epic Yarn]

"roak. Croak."
The happy go-to-lucky Tadpole pops out! A friendly gazy, a youthful croak!

S-52
"...This is nothing but a gift. I'm sorry for using you all these years... Please, forgive me. xwx"
Mewinger
"YOU! ATE ME!!!!! FOR NO REASON!!!!"
Mewinger
"And you want me to forgive you!?!?!?!"
S-52
"I wouldn't have gotten my hands back if I didn't... And you get a frog as a payment. You want more? xwx"
Mewinger
"HOW ABOUT I EAT YOU FOR A YEAR!!!!"
Mewinger
"You look like you'd be great with butter!"
Circe
"I hate this conversation."
S-52
"Hahaha. Helper, if you may? xwx"
2024-12-13 11:50:17
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The Helper turns around.

Mewinger
The Singer clings to his frog.
"WAIT WAIT NOOO I WAS JUST BORN, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO A LITTLE BABY!!!!"
Helper
"......................................."
Helper
"Yes I can."

With one swift kick, the Helper does what she does best. Kick gods away from causing trouble. The Singer rips out of the tent, and sails across the stars.

Mewinger
"WHYYYY DOOOOES THIS AAAAAALWAYS HAPPEEEEEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
END OF STORY
[Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying]
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2024-12-13 11:55:15
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The Helper stops the ending credits from rolling.

Helper
"So, you and me need to have a little talk."
Circe
"About.....?"
Helper
"CLOWN RIGHTS."
Helper
"Maybe I'm not the right clown to talk about this. I'm a recent addition to the family."

The Helper edges her way forward. Circe backs up.

Helper
"Before the clowns, this place was just a prison for you."
Circe
"I didn't ask them to come."
Helper
"They were attracted by the foul smell of grief, fear and rejection oozing from this location."
Circe
"I didn't ask for help."
Helper
"We try to make you laugh! We do everything for you!!!"
Helper
"And you THROW IT ALL AWAY!"
Circe
"No-no I don't! I don't!"
Helper
"This planet can calm a limbo god, and yet-"
Helper
"-it can't tame a small small clown."
Circe
"I'm tryin-"
Helper
"No you're not."
2024-12-13 12:02:02
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The Helper, finished with what she had to say, wanders away, leaving Circe in her circus, surrounded by her vultures and pigs.

How long was it......before Kratos appeared?

Kratos
"Circe, it's a mess in here. What happened?"
Circe
"......................................................................."
Circe
"IF ZZZZZZPZZZZZZ IF I'M SUCH A FORCE OF GOD LOVE EVIL WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING TAKE THE WAND AWAY FROM ME!?!?!?!?"
Kratos
"You have to give me the wand, Circe."
Circe
"No I DON'T!"
Circe
"You can just take it away from me right now!"
Kratos
Kratos shakes his head slowly.
"I will not steal your wand away from you, Circe."
Circe
"IS IT CAUSE PPPZZZZZZZZT!!!! IT'D BE A CRIME OK OK!!!!!!"
Circe
"New ~LAW~ My Pal Kratos can TAKE whatever he wants!~"
Kratos
Kratos shakes his head again.
"I will not take your wand away from you by force."
Circe
"I'm begging you!!! Take it!!!!!!! I'm giving consent!!!!!!!"
Kratos
Kratos shakes his head.
"You are under distress, and I consider your request invalid."
Circe
"I! WANT! YOU! TO! TAKE IT!!!"
Kratos
"If you wanted me to take it."
Kratos
"You would hand it over to me."
Kratos
"What happened, Circe?"
Circe
"Does it matter, Kratos!?"
Kratos
Kratos sighs.
"Circe, I won't take it from you, cause that didn't work with your other mentor, now, did it?"
Circe
"........................................................................................."
Kratos
"I don't want you to end up, like Her."
2024-12-13 12:12:51
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"She's just like her!!!!"

You made the most amazing, fantastic horse in the world.

[World of Warcraft - Darkmoon Faire Carousel Theme]

You didn't understand!
It could sing, it could dance!

They looked at you with disgust and called the police.

It had legs, 10 of them, and you could add more, strong enough to kick an attacker half a mile away!

And yet they all backed away!
You worked hard! It took so much work! You gave first 2, then 3, then more and more heads!

And yet and biggest of the gods surrounded you.

You pleaded, let me just show you one more little trick! He was the smartest horse in the universe, you made sure of it! He told equations so baffling, so true, that mortals fell into madness hearing its words!

And yet He was the one most unhappy with you.

She admitted it. She did it.
To make the smartest horse the universe has even seen, she used a bit of magic.....and placed another AI within it.


2024-12-13 12:19:09
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"NEEEEEEEEEIGH!!!!!!!"

2024-12-13 12:22:13
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YOU ASKED AROUND!
YOU DIDN'T PUT JUST ANYONE IN THERE!
HE DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS HE WAS.

It was ok.
Cause he said it was ok.

So why were they locking you away?

"I told you Helios, you can't help that witch's prodigy. It's your fault this happened."

Everyone always compared you to Her.
She committed crimes, and she never was happy with your work.
She always told you,

"You could do better than that."

"Are you really going to change lives with that sort of shabby work?"

You were never fucking good enough for Her.

And then, she used the tricks she taught you, to necromancy beasts that ruined the universe, ripping it apart in war that even makes a notail shiver.

She used her magic for evil. You just wanted to make people happy.

He then took you under his wing, saying he could fix things up, as She the witch was his friend, once.

But he wasn't different.

"You could do better than that."

"Are you really going to change lives with that sort of shabby work?"

No matter what you did.

No matter how much you tried, he would never smile. Just like her.

It drove you mad.

You were surrounded by unhappiness, you just wanted people to smile, just for once!

You built that horse for HIM.

"Tsk, do the same we did with Hecate. Take her magic and lock her away on her own planet."

And then someone said..... "That won't fix the problem. It didn't last time."

Kratos
"Taking your magic away, Circe, will not fix the problem. You would stay on this planet forever. Stewing in anger until.........."
Kratos
"........well, the times......"
Kratos paused to pick his words carefully.
Kratos
"She was able to gather up just a fraction of power, she'd rip it across the universe."
Kratos
"We locked her in a prison, but even now we don't control her. She shouldn't have to be controlled, she should learn to want to do the right thing."
Kratos
"If I take your magic away from you, you'll become like her. Bitter and blaming the universe for where you are. I want you to understand why people are upset, Circe...."
Kratos holds Circe's hand.
Circe
"I don't want you to be upset....."
Kratos
"I'm not upset."
Circe
"I'm a horribzzzzzbt person!"
Kratos
"You are a person, displaying criminal behavior because of your upbringing."
Circe
"That's what a horrible person is."
Kratos
"Circe, what a horrible person is, is not easy to say. Frankly, I do not believe it is right to use that terminology. You cause harm because you believe it is the right thing."
Kratos
"I know.....I am likely not the right person to give you this treatment....."
Kratos
"But no one else wanted to do it."
Kratos
"I'm trying my best, Circe, are you?"
Circe
"............................................................................"
Circe
"I'm tired....."
Kratos
"Now that you are calm, I can leave if you want me to."
Circe
"I want to be alone."
Kratos
"Understood. I shall return in a few hours, may we talk then?"
Circe
"............................................................"

Kratos lets go of Circe's hand and leaves. He did not expect an answer, and would not press for one.

Circe
"I deserve...bbbbtzzzzt (I deserve to be left alone, forever. Just like Her.)"
END OF EXPO
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