STORY
STORY
THE GOOD DOCTOR
O-11 wasn't allowed to ride in the ship with the others. While he wore a cursed anomaly suppresser, no one wanted to take the chance of being in the same vehicle with him.
The suppressor was a marvel of a cursed object, but it was terribly hard to create, requiring months of work for only a two week charge, and even then, well, O-11's ship was delayed by a sudden and unexpected bout of "unexpected fuck ups."
It wasn't perfect, but it was better than him inflicting doom upon everyone.
When he exited the ship, he was greeted, not by O-8, but by Z-19939, the Z-class leader.

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:29:26
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Ey ey? How was the ride here? ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:29:53
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Ugh... I-I guess it was alright. No one died.....OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:30:04
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Ah, a day where a notail doesn't die is an amazing day! Every notail is precious! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:30:18
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Uummmmm-not-not to be rude....but why didn't O-3 c-come? He's the better capture creature user, isn't here? OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:30:34
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:35:00
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:35:00
"Tssssssssk, depends on what "Better" means......"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:30:56
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"But I understand! O-8 asked me to come because, as she said.
1. I am no liar!
2. I won't make you feel uncomfortable. ;D"
1. I am no liar!
2. I won't make you feel uncomfortable. ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:31:11
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Huh? OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:31:22
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Uh, you know, dude loves friendship, loves hugging folks and also taking photos of them? ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:31:58
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Oh right..... Sorry I was thinking about when the O-3 spot belonged to someone else....OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:32:12
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:40:27
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:40:27
"I, on the other hand, will stay the recommend 6 feet away from you, respect your personal space, always ask before getting closer, and remind you to take your medication, speaking of which, did you do that? ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:32:21
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Yeah.......OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:32:37
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
Z-19939 can tell O-11 was down about something.
"Ah ah! Sir that reminds me, I heard about that "unexpected fuck up" on board. So sorry that your straws somehow ended up in the fuel tank! ;D"
"Ah ah! Sir that reminds me, I heard about that "unexpected fuck up" on board. So sorry that your straws somehow ended up in the fuel tank! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:32:51
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"I'll just have to starve I suppose..... OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:33:00
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"No need! No need! ;D"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:33:08
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
Z-19939 holds up a box of straws.
"As soon as I heard, I got another packet just for you! ;D"
"As soon as I heard, I got another packet just for you! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:33:20
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"!!!!!!!"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:33:31
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"T-Thank you, but what do you want? OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:33:46
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"What do you mean? ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:33:57
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"I....can't promote you. Nnnnnnngh You're already class leader..........OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:34:03
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"The happiness of notails is all I want! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:34:13
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"........................................."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:34:27
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
O-11 spots O-8 coming over, an alien trailing behind her.
O-11 points towards Z-19939
"What's up with him? H-He's really weird. OwO"
O-11 points towards Z-19939
"What's up with him? H-He's really weird. OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:34:37
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Ouch. ;D"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:35:02
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"He's very honest. -m-"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:35:13
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:41:27
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:41:27
"No, he's not, he-he clearly wants something from me, and uuuugh I just want him to say it already. OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:35:29
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"I am fueled by the health and safety of others! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:35:40
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"See! OwO"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:37:12
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Sad, that we live in times where kindness is mistaken as a trap. ;D"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:37:22
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Kindness is often a trap. A lie. -m-"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:37:37
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"But Z-19939 tells no lies. -m-"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:37:47
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Alright......But I'm not letting my eyes off of him. OwO"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:38:30
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Don't worry, you will soon learn that Z-19939 is very honest about his thoughts. -m-"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:38:40
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:41:51
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:41:51
"Maaaan, wait 'till we have to order a pizza, then you'll learn how I don't lie to save face. ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:38:58
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Nnnnnnngh, I hate pizza, it- it tastes horrible when blended to a smoothie.....U-Uuh O-8, who is the person with you? OwO"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:39:22
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Clown historian. -m-"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:39:32
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
".....................................................................what? OwO"
[Ghost Trick - Welcome to the Salon]
The helmeted lunidae gives a salute.

Odessa Rocheford
"Dr. Odessa Rocheford at your service."

Odessa Rocheford
"No need to worry, I am currently not employed by the lunidae board. I know relations between our two species is currently at a disruptive state and wanted it to be clear that you do not need to worry about me, as seen by my lack of a gender and military status patch."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:41:26
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Gender patch?......OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
"Yes, when I quit to become a clown historian, the government took away my gender and military status."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:41:59
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"I meant more that I don't under-nnnnnugh nevermind... OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:42:09
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:42:35
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:42:35
"Anyway, I wish to ensure that you understand that I am, and not to "toot my horn", one of the top clown historians on this planet, if not in the universe."

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:42:23
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"Follow your dreams! ;D"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:43:18
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"O-8....why do we need a clown historian? OwO"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:43:25
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"To make sure the clowns don't hurt us. -m-"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:43:39
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Posted by ID #29
Posted by ID #29
"T-The clOWNS WILL HURT US?!?!?! OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:44:43
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:57
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:57
The lunidae takes off her helmet. It's clear that she has become far more accustomed to an alien lifestyle. To most lunidae, taking off ones helmet is considered just as scandalous as a notail without a mask.
"Clowns are one of the safest denizens of this landscape, but you do want to avoid getting distracted by the wrong types."
"Clowns are one of the safest denizens of this landscape, but you do want to avoid getting distracted by the wrong types."

O-8
2024-12-12 17:44:56
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:13
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:13
"All clowns are the wrong type. -m-"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:45:05
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:44
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:44
"I must disagree, but I understand the stereotypes of clowns that run deep within their cultural background. It is true that they are pranksters, but they have the best in mind for you. They don't mean to be a nuisance or hurt you, they just have a different society."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:45:17
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:13
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:13
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.....OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:45:26
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:27
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:27
"Is anything the matter, sir?"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:45:53
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:08
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:08
"I don't really care about culture I just want to get fixed. OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:46:11
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:43:25
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:43:25
"No worries, sir! That's why you hired me!"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:46:17
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:43:56
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:43:56
"I have helped many people make it to the center of the city. While there are clowns who help others on the outer edges of the city, you as a high official must wish to only meet the "Highest and most powerful" of clowns, I'm sure."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:46:26
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:03
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:37:03
"I have a lot of problems. OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:46:35
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:31
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:31
"The clowns of this planet have mighty and anomalous powers....but I've also watched them rip away anomalies from people."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:46:44
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:59
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:59
"So the storie-stories are true! OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:46:55
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:44:37
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:44:37
"They ARE, but they are BAFFLING. Off-world the clowns do not wield these powers. This adaptation is only seen on this planet. Removing clowns from this world completely removes their abilities. I currently believe that it is the planet itself that empowers the clowns. That, or a high mythical being!"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:47:08
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:54
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:54
"Mmmmmmmm that's a lot.......as long as it works....I-I usually don't trust mmmmm anomalous powers, but if it's to get rid of my current ones I'll take it. OwO"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:47:18
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:21
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:21
"I must admit, I even worry that the head clown might have a problem ripping your anomaly away from you. She is said to preform amazing miracles, but I've never seen her "main event" live, or the outcome of it, which means even I do not know where her power limit is."

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:47:27
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:30:10
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:30:10
"Is this trip so hard that we need two O-classes, a class leader, and a clown historian? ;D"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:47:42
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:12
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:12
"The trip into the inner city is perilous, many call it, "Fortuna for people who don't want to die." Clowns will distract you. Pie fights will break out at the worst moments. Vehicles will breakdown as 30 clowns erupt from any and all trunks.
You won't die, but many people don't make it to the inner city before they give up."
You won't die, but many people don't make it to the inner city before they give up."

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:47:51
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:45:18
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:45:18
"Ahhhhh, and I was hoping for a simple mission this time..... ;D"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:48:03
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:30:01
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:30:01
"I gotta say, becoming a clown historian, following your dreams, am I right? ;D"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:49:00
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:08
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:08
Dr. Odessa flicks her ear, slightly annoyed.
"I didn't want to lose my original job with the lunidae board. Losing the gender and military status I worked for was devastating-"
"I didn't want to lose my original job with the lunidae board. Losing the gender and military status I worked for was devastating-"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:49:10
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:45:55
Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:45:55
"But my....friend. She came here to fix one of her issues, and I came looking after her when she didn't come back. I just......never found her, but I figured she must have decided to come live with the clowns, and that if I stayed here sooner or later I could-"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:49:20
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:42
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:42
"Tired of your ranting. -mo"

Odessa Rocheford
2024-12-12 17:49:29
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:03
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:03
Dr. Odessa places her helmet back on instinctively.
"My apologizes. My associate shall lead you to the hotel for you all to rest up. I will need to gather a few supplies, but shall meet you first thing in the morning to discuss our plans for the week long hike to the center of the city. If you may excuse me."
"My apologizes. My associate shall lead you to the hotel for you all to rest up. I will need to gather a few supplies, but shall meet you first thing in the morning to discuss our plans for the week long hike to the center of the city. If you may excuse me."
Dr. Odessa salutes before leaving.

O-11
2024-12-12 17:50:05
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:42
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:42
"Thanks O-8....h-her emotions were really getting a bi-bit annoying. No one asked her to rant at us..... OwO"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:50:36
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:26
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:26
"................................"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:50:42
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:23
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:23
"Yes O-11. It is annoying to be ranted at when you do not wish to hear it. -m-"

O-11
2024-12-12 17:50:51
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:47
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:47
"..........................................."

O-11
2024-12-12 17:50:59
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:45
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:36:45
"Sorry.................... OwO"

O-8
2024-12-12 17:51:17
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:19
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:19
"..................................."

O-8
2024-12-12 17:51:23
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:16
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:35:16
"Sorry...........-m-"

Z-19939
2024-12-12 17:51:35
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:29:55
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-27 04:29:55
"I don't know what we're sorry about, but I'm sorry too! ;D"
To Be Continued
No one is typing.


