STORY

STORY

WARRENT FOR FUN
[Inscryption OST 20 - Uberbot Activated]

In the hall of Circe, ominous birds choked the rafters and nipped at the heels of the doves that once gathered, forcing them out whenever they could. Vultures hanged over the room, awaiting the orders, the signal to feast.

They complain as Kratos enters, files in hand.

"Circe."
"I know what you're going to ask, and it wasn't me! Don't you worry."
"Yeah we-we've uh, totally been hanging out here all day. OwO"
"I just wanted to report that the Helper threat seems to have been calmed, for now."
"Woah woah! Now that was me!"
"I told you the F.U.N. Police would get things all cleaned up!"

The vultures howl and chortle in agreeance.

"Circe, it wasn't the riot po-"
"~Fun Police!~"
"I'm not going to call them that, Circe."
"Oh.........."
"The riot police had no hand in this event. A group of opposer approached and calmed her down."
"As such I am formally requesting that the riot police be retracted back to their original duties and away from the public."
"No way! They're just bringing a little fun to the town! I think they should be out until the Helper returns back to her itty bitty self!"
"They're just bringing a little bit of excitement and happiness to the town!"
"While you have made modifications to their gear to make them more....palatable, the riot police bring suppression, Circe. They are only to be used in the rarest events, and not at all if possible."
"Kratos, Kratos, Kratos! Don't you worry! I got this all handled!"
Circe waltzs over to Kratos.
"You're just thinking too hard!"
And then suddenly, Kratos has grabbed and twisted her arm. "W-What??????"
"I'm sorry, I had to stop you."
"U-uh I would have stopped if you asked!"
"Not your statements, Circe."

In Circe's hand, was her wand.

"I........no...I don't remember taking it out! I wasn't going to use it on you!"
Kratos lets go of Circe as soon as she realizes. "I know, Circe. Have you been using it recently?"
"No........."
"I love a g-good soap opera. OwO"
"Well! Of course for improving people's lives!"
"With their consent?"
Circe looks back, forced by Kratos' questioning to think about all the times she's "fixed" his mind without asking, just to make him a bit happier.
"Yeah! He asked to be a Shadow Dragon Warrior!!!"
"And you've only done just that, correct?"
"Of course....."
"...................................."
"I believe you, then."
"But, if you wish for me to take your wand for now because you fear you're endangering the physical or mental states of others, I will be happy to do so."
2024-12-12 21:56:52
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Kratos holds out his hand and Circe looks it over, seriously considering handing it over, but she can't.

Handing it over means giving up her magic. Giving up the only thing keeping her grounded. She didn't mean to misuse it. She just wanted people to be happy.

She just.......

2024-12-12 21:57:18
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She was going to make the best horse this universe has ever seen.

First she made one that could dance and sing.

2024-12-12 21:57:48
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But still he wouldn't smile.

2024-12-12 21:58:04
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Fine fine, maybe a fighter! One with legs strong enough to kick an attacker half a mile! She made such a horse (with maybe a tiny bit less kicking power!!!)

2024-12-12 21:58:26
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But still he wouldn't smile.

2024-12-12 22:03:45
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Maybe two heads! Or three! Actually, lets start at two!!!! It was a medical marvel! Both could eat and drink, no issue!

2024-12-12 22:03:54
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But still he wouldn't smile.

2024-12-12 22:04:05
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She changed plans. He was a smart guy, so he must have wanted a smart horse! Solving basic math problems, no way! She made a horse that would solve equations that boggle even her mind!

2024-12-12 22:04:15
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But he still wouldn't smile.

2024-12-12 22:04:25
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A smarter horse, that's just what she needed! She needed a smarter horse! Horses couldn't do what you or I could do, she thought. She just needed a horse with such a mind-

2024-12-12 22:04:33
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-And she knew where to start.

"Circe."
"SORRY I-"
"It's ok."
"I....."
"Will keep my wand."
"I cannot force it away from you."
"I will take my leave. I do not approve of your requests, and hope you reconsider, but-"
"I know this already."

Kratos nods.

"And I am only following your orders because-"
"-this is my prison, and I get to make the rules."
2024-12-12 22:08:27
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Kratos takes off, vultures celebrating for his disappearance.

Circe wallows thinking over all the lies she just told, knowing that Kratos believed them all.

"What a b-bummer. OwO"
"But he's right!!!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!"
"I lik-like being me. OwO"
"I made you into an idiot!!!!"
"I like being an idiot. OwO"
"OH NOOOO!!!! WHAT DID YOU USE TO BE LIKE, THIS ISN'T YOU?!!?!?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"I'm ok with this! OwO"
"I.....zztt"
2024-12-12 22:11:25
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What would He do?

[Tap]
"I'm ok with this too!"
"Hooray!!!! OwO"
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