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MEET ME OUTSIDE THE FACTORY

2024-12-12 19:29:16

[Rigor Mortis Rag Canada OST]

2024-12-12 19:29:42

You and your buddies packed up your cheesecake, and are currently heading back to the hotel. You all were warned that as tonight was the night of the jesters, it was a very bad idea to head out.....

......buuuuuuuuut cheesecake.......

You all start talking about what cheesecakes you ordered.

Emotion

2024-12-12 19:36:12

"I got Prism just a nice little slice. I'm not hungry but apparently I had to get something. What did you guys get =." They ask, although mostly interested in talking about their arise.

Twix

2024-12-12 19:36:38

"I ORDERED SO MANY!!! REGULAR, STRAWBERRY, CHOCOLATE AND CARAMEL....! I LOVE CHEESECAKE."

K-454

2024-12-12 19:36:57

"I don't really know if Rosie likes cheesecake yet. We've only been together for a few days, most of which were prison therapy so I hope she likes it. X /O"

K-454

2024-12-12 19:40:41

"I don't really know much about cheese cake either honestly. I think is strawberry? I haven't seen a lot of fruit. X /O"

S-52

2024-12-12 19:41:25

"I! Ordered! A! Devil! Cake!!! Yum!!! xwx"

Emotion

2024-12-12 19:42:06

They nod, giving Prism a slight pap on the head. "That sounds good. Was it yum? /=."

Helen

2024-12-12 19:47:06

"Sirs! Madams! Clowns!!!!!"

Helen

2024-12-12 19:47:26

"I huff......huff.....I think you got our order!"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 19:47:43

You will unhand our cheesecakes. :U"

Helen

2024-12-12 19:48:06

"P-Phrase that a bit more nicely!"

Emotion

2024-12-12 19:48:35

They STARE at the sudden intrusion. "Hello, But i don't believe we got mixed up? I know I'm not wrong." They glance towards the others.

K-454

2024-12-12 19:48:58

K-454 stops in their tracks. "I'm pretty sure we all ordered these cheesecakes... Plus it's too late to give back mine. X /O" They place theirs on the floor for Rosie.

Emotion

2024-12-12 19:49:41

"It is also too late for mine, the one slice has been devoured by my menacing beast =)."

2024-12-12 19:50:25

They give Prism a loving little pat, smiling. She'd ate before they'd left, Emotion didn't want to risk carrying more than just her on Jester night.

Helen

2024-12-12 19:56:48

"Uh noooo I am very sure our orders got mixed up. You were supposed to get the snake. Show them the snake!"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 19:58:18

"Yes, I believe this is yours. :U"

2024-12-12 20:05:16

Helen

2024-12-12 20:06:00

"..................................."

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:06:20

"...that does not look like a snake /=."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:06:40

"Classless-7 what happened to the snake?"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:07:02

"It was in this tote bag.......:U"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:07:26

"That doesn't look anything like a snake or a cheesecake. Why would the cheesecake factory even have something like this X /O"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:08:04

"...Is this a prank? The clowns here are weird... xwx"

Helen

2024-12-12 20:08:22

"The cheesecake factory sells pasta, I think they can sell other types of noodles too."

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:09:04

"These seem to be normal people. I dont think they've drank the clown juice?" This is somewhat a question towards the strangers, but also not.

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:09:22

"Why would anyone name such a place the cheesecake factory when half of their meals aren't cheesecakes? =U"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:10:59

"Surrealistic comedy... sucks! xwx"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:11:22

"It's not like they had anything to... write home about with the other dishes. Cheesecakes are their only appeal. xwx"

Helen

2024-12-12 20:11:42

"Look, we waited a very long time, can we at least have some of the cheesecakes back."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:12:03

"And I'll help find your snake after!"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:12:31

"I think if the others have any they'd probably be kind enough to give some. I only got a slice so I have nothing anymore =." They shrug.

K-454

2024-12-12 20:14:40

"......... X /O"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:14:55

"You know what that's fair, I'll give you two slices of cheese cake if you give me that clown and help me find the snake X /O"

Twix

2024-12-12 20:15:35

Twix looked down at their cheesecakes and back up at Helen and CL-7. "I THINK YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN BUT I DON'T MIND SHARING. CHEESECAKE IS SACRED. ALSO I ORDERED A SHIT TON."

K-454

2024-12-12 20:16:10

"Why did you order so much anyway? X /O"

Twix

2024-12-12 20:17:32

"I . LOVE . CHEESECAKE ."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:16:32

"Are you folks suuuuure you didn't get the wrong order because.......that looks just like my order......"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:18:10

Eugh. Lobster doesn't want to share hers.... "...You're fooling with us. Five different people getting all wrong orders? What's the chances? xwx"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:18:42

"Who knows, this is a cheesecake factory ran by clowns. It very well could be both our orders at once =." Emotion shrugs once more, still totting around their arise oh so gently. They dont want to put this thing down, who knows where those jesters are!

K-454

2024-12-12 20:19:20

"No we definitely got the right order but I'm pretty sure that they forget an item. I'm certain of it now X /O"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:19:48

"What would that item be?" :U"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:20:25

"The large snake you've seemingly lost on the way here X /O"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:21:04

Emotion looks at the notail like they are crazy, who in their right mind would order a snake?? They keep their trap shut though, these people paid, not them.

S-52

2024-12-12 20:21:31

"Let's discuss this in the hotel. Jesters are out. xwx"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:22:03

"If you will not hand over the cheesecakes, I suppose you should prepare for battle. :U"

Helen

2024-12-12 20:22:56

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:23:26

"...Let's fight in the hotel??? Again, jesters. xwx"

Twix

2024-12-12 20:23:49

"OH DEAR."

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:24:12

"I agree, we really shouldn't be out with jesters out too. /=. I don't want to fight though, I'll just. see if i have any money to give if thats an option, unless im forced =." Emotion stated, antennae twitching.

S-52

2024-12-12 20:24:41

"Fighting here will attract their attention, and well, things will stop being funny fast. xwx"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:25:03

"Fine, we will meet in the hotel. =V"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:25:47

"Jesters sound like enough of a threat to consider going inside before any kind of fight over cheesecake X /O"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:28:09

Emotion is also going to start heading to the hotel again, holding Prism closer so that worse case scenario they could be attacked.

The team and the other cheesecake orderer's enter the hotel.

2024-12-12 20:27:37

S-52

2024-12-12 20:29:04

"..."
Lobster coughs
"So... a capture creature fight, yes? Any rules? xwx"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:29:33

"Yes... How... How do we make this fair? X /O"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:30:07

"Am I required to participate or can I just see if I have money to give you =." Emotion is following Lobster's lead! They don't want Prism into any fights now, they didn't like that idea.

2024-12-12 20:30:45

The Jester attempts to take Lobster's mask off.

S-52

2024-12-12 20:31:35

...They're not real they're not real they can't possibly be real.
"...It's not like we came in... Here, prepared to fight for our food... xwx"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:32:05

"Actually let's just give you some cheesecake, I want a breath of fresh air somewhere outside of this room. xvo"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:32:41

"Did you forget your lessons? Never turn away from a "fight". =U"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:33:16

"You sure want our cheese cakes, huh... xwx"

2024-12-12 20:33:35

The Jester takes Emotion's wallet.

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:33:53

Emotion just sighed. "I think I left my wallet at home, I guess I'll have to play too =." They do not acknowledge it was just stolen. They murmur an apology to Prism.

S-52

2024-12-12 20:34:24

"Well, then! Show your capture creatures, two on two? xwx"

2024-12-12 20:34:53

The jester disappears.

S-52

2024-12-12 20:35:14

"Call the police. xwx"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:35:40

You fool, you nearly ran away from the jester by walking out of the building. :U"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:36:03

"To be fair, I don't think any of us know how to handle Jesters. I was just following your guy's lead =."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:36:26

"Hello, 911? Yes we were just harasser by a jester."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:36:45

"Uh huh uh huh."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:37:27

"Oh, was anyone "dragged into the jester void?"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:38:04

K-454 let's out a loud sigh of relief
"Well I think I owe my life in that case. By which I mean a cheesecake because I almost died. And no X /O"

Emotion

2024-12-12 20:38:38

"I was not. Prism is fine, because I am fine. I think. I hope < =3."

Helen

2024-12-12 20:39:18

"Awesome. Nope no one got dragged into the great endless void. Mmmmmhmm............"

Helen

2024-12-12 20:39:46

"Oh yeah, I'd like to report a missing snake too......no it doesn't belong to me, I was trying to get it to someone else....."

Twix

2024-12-12 20:40:03

Twix lets out the breath they didn't realize they were holding. "WOW! THAT WAS FUN."

Classless-7

2024-12-12 20:40:31

"What do you people have to trade for this blort? :U"

S-52

2024-12-12 20:40:44

"What this blort can do, anyways? Do a flip. xwx"

2024-12-12 20:42:30

The blort prepares to do a trick!

2024-12-12 20:45:03

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

IT....BARFS UP......ANOTHER JESTER!!!

S-52

2024-12-12 20:50:46

"That's not a flip!!! Try again!!! xwx"

K-454

2024-12-12 20:50:05

"I think it stole someone's wallet though. Which makes me wonder what they need money for. Or if it was a jerk. Either way I'll give you my cheesecake for the bl-- X/O"

2024-12-12 20:51:17

did K-454 just TALK ABOUT A JESTER?
The jester scrambles towards the notail!

2024-12-12 20:52:08

[Lobotomy Corporation OST - Second Warning]

2024-12-12 20:53:25

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.

2024-12-12 20:54:57

The notail has been grabbed!

Twix

2024-12-12 20:55:49

"..........."

S-52

2024-12-12 20:56:29

Lobster still tries to keep composure, she didn't fuck up that badly... God. God. God. "What do you want for this blort, anyways? xwx"

Classless-7

2024-12-12 21:01:02

"I'm sure glad nothing bad is happening right now, Helen. :V"

Helen

2024-12-12 21:01:31

Helen goes back to her phone. "Hello, I would like to order a pizza.......yes! Please hurry, I'm super hungry!!!!"

Emotion

2024-12-12 21:02:10

The hybrid is looking towards the two. "Yes, what for this blort? If you've anything in mind =." They ask, clutching at Prism again. Not for any specific reason though.

Twix

2024-12-12 21:02:24

"... QUITE THE BLORT!"

S-52

2024-12-12 21:02:57

She glances over Spatial, requesting... For her to do anything smart. "Baby! Spatial, do you want a bit of pizza?? xwx"

K-454

2024-12-12 21:03:13

".... You know I never knew a blort could make a mess like that. Really makes you think doesn't it? X /O"

THE JESTER RUNS OUT OF THE HOTEL CARRYING THE NOTAIL ON HIS BACK.
K-454 IS GONE

Classless-7

2024-12-12 21:05:12

"You know....uh....you folks can just have the blort. :V"

Helen

2024-12-12 21:05:37

"I'm....so sorry I hope the police find your friend, I already called them over!"

Emotion

2024-12-12 21:06:02

"There's probably cheesecake to spare for you guys, too. Thank you for your concern =."

Emotion

2024-12-12 21:06:50

Emotion does not care at all and literally is only happy their arise is fine.

S-52

2024-12-12 21:06:44

"He's...? ...That sucks... xwx"
Lobster picks the blort and then gives Helen the cheese cake.

Twix

2024-12-12 21:07:28

"YEAAAAH. UH. HERE'S A BIT OF MY EXTRA CHEESECAKE FOR YOUR TROUBLES." Twix offers a few slices of cheesecake to CL-7 and Helen.

S-52

2024-12-12 21:07:56

"Hope you two find the snake you've been seeking... And please, don't fight strangers on the road for cheesecake when jesters are around... xwx"

S-52

2024-12-12 21:08:18

"I'm pretty sure he's being turned on jester sushi right now. xwx"

Helen

2024-12-12 21:08:35

"I'm suddenly not feeling as hungry....."

Emotion

2024-12-12 21:09:02

"He'll probably reform eventually, it's fine =." Emotion is forgetting that no, its not a notail thing to reform. It's an enzoma thing. They are a hybrid who forgot...