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WE ARE SO LOST
2024-12-12 16:30:23
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[[Rigor Mortis Rag] Death Road to Canada]
2024-12-12 16:33:10
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A team have gotten lost in the wooded landscape while chasing the ancient! That little creature was just too slippery! Looking around they see two tracks:

The first looks like that creature that's been posted all over the tweeper account of that L-439 or whoever her name is. That weird eyegret.

The second looks much like the first one, but it looks like the creature's steps are more erratic, also it appears someone else was following it too!

"Okay people, let's not panic! We aren't... lost. We're on an adventure!"
"Same difference!!"
"Uhhhh o-okay! Not Panicking!!!!!! UvU"
"If you think like a flying rat, I think we can predict the path where that creature went! 'w' "
"W-wait, I thought we were lost!"
Champion Cherry
2024-12-12 16:43:17
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"Hey, is that where the tweeper eyegret went over there? Eyegrets know what's good, if we track it down we can finish our adventure and go home!"
Champion Cherry
2024-12-12 16:43:47
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"Also I don't wanna harsh anyone's jam and yoink their own adventure, so we'll leave that other guy be."
"Y'know I'd bet my little abomination here can scout it out for us, real good at finding things, that one. Probably 'ears it already if I had to guess."
2024-12-12 16:45:16
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The giant ear mallon attempts to find where the tracks are going!

2024-12-12 17:02:11
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Cashew rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 20 is rolled.

The mallon rushes ahead into the forest so fast the rest of you have trouble following. You not only find the legendary eyegret, but something else......

2024-12-12 17:04:34
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A LEGENDARY EYEGRET HAS APPEARED
The creature is snooty, and looks at you with annoyance!

A YOUNG ADULT EYEGRET HAS APPEARED
It begs for food from the other one, even though it's clearly big enough to feed itself!

"Well would you look at that! Aren't they a pair of beauts!"
"I think they're looking at us. And uh, everything else too. Pretty neat!"
"Oh, how cute!! UvU"
"Are you sure that's not too many? Maybe that's too many! Do we have enough to take on two whole birds?"
S-52
2024-12-12 17:08:18
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"I heard that eyegrets taste like chicken. Did someone bring the rifle? 'w' "
"Hey, no, you can't hunt rare capture creatures for food. What, are you some feral kid?"
"What is it with you people and eating random animals? UvU"
"Mom's always said to not knock it till you try it. Not the worst idea y'know."

The begging eyegret runs up to the group, mouth open!!!!!!


The eyegret rolls a 5 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

The eyegret grabs Spatial the arise!

"IT'S GONNA EAT US INSTEAD, NEVERMIND!!!"
"Watch out! Eyegrets can take the meat off a hand in under a second!"
Ivy
2024-12-12 17:15:49
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Ivy checks to see if she has any food on her!
Ivy rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:17:14
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You have a burger BUT THAT WAS YOUR FOOD! YOUR ONLY FOOD TODAY! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RISK THROWING IT?

The adult eyegret looks at the younger one with distaste. It's very hard to eat an arise due to their large shell!

S-52
2024-12-12 17:17:58
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"S-s-save my baby! 'w' " The notail click-clacks worriedly.
"HEY PLEASE DON'T MURDER MY PET! EAT THIS BURGER INSTEAD. UvU" IVY DOES NOT WISH TO SEE BLOODSHED. SHE'LL BE FINE. Ivy tosses the burger!
Ivy rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

The OLDER EYEGRET EATS THE BURGER INSTEAD.
And younger eyegret spits out the starry arise and starts to peck at it.

The eyegret rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

And it's doing some damage! The arise needs help, and soon!

Champion Cherry
2024-12-12 17:20:45
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"Ahh, ya see, old eyegrets can't stand babies that won't grow up and be an adult. They don't waste any time on 'em!"
"THERE'S NO TIME TO ANALYSE THEIR BIOLOGY OR WHATEVER! IT'S GONNA EAT THAT POOR THING, OH FUCK!!!"
"Oh yeah that's someone's pet."
"I'll field the big guy! You guys give hungry baby something else to eat!"
Charco
2024-12-12 17:22:13
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"DAISY S-SEPARATE T-THAT POOR ARISE FROM THAT EYEGRET!"
Daisy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:27:11
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Daisy's plant bites the younger eyegret and it squawks and jumps back. It tries to hide under the adult eyegret, but it's too big. You watch the talons of the adult twitch.

It very much wants to kick this youngling in the face.

So.

Very.

Much.

"Heeeere birdy bird bird... full and happy bird..." Cherry tries to coax the legendary eyegret into standing down.
Champion Cherry rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 17 is rolled.

The older eyegret starts to focus on you instead of the """child""" it so desperately wants to kick.

"Peaches- please be careful, but see if you can try and get the younger eyegret away from the adult? UvU"
Ivy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 3 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:31:48
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Peaches attempts to get the baby to come out and it works!!!! Downside: The ""baby"" now has Peaches the gwech in its mouth. Why can't this bird stop trying to eat everything!!!!

"Ah yes good girl Daisy. Though now we put the birds back together."
S-52
2024-12-12 17:32:27
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"My baby! My baby! 'w' " The click clacking starts getting more frantic as she holds Spatial. "My sweeet little turtle soup, do you think you know what's up with theses two overdeveloped rotisserie chickens? 'w' "
2024-12-12 17:34:27
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Your arise explains that the young adult eyegret is very very hungry, and that its adopted parent had been feeding it for a long long time! Longer that it should have. The parent is now annoyed the other doesn't know how to hunt, and the younger one is sad about being really hungry......
You....don't know how you understood that, especially as all your arise said was "Arise arise arise."

"We need to teach the little delicious punk how to hunt! 'w' "
"Aw man I like gweches..."
"NO, PEACHES!! UVU"
"HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIND FOOD?"
"Petmart! It's on aisle 3!"
With the ""baby"" out of the way, Cherry tries to calm and approach the big eyegret. "Heyy, big momma! These guys are toootally taking care of your little guy huh? They'll teach him how to get all the food he needs, i'm sure... shhshshsh....."
Champion Cherry rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

The momma pecks at you. She doesn't understand your language but her anger against her baby is not being unleashed on you!!!!!

Charco
2024-12-12 17:50:06
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"OH NO IT'S ATTACKING W-WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"
"FIND US AISLE 3, QUICK, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME MY RAT." H-Monster's rat searches for the mythical petsmart.
S-52
2024-12-12 17:39:23
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Acting with H-Monster, S-52 tries to draw the baby's attention and try to make her focus on H-Monster's rat, trying to show her how it is capable of acquiring food.
2024-12-12 17:41:19
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Your rat starts RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!

S-52 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:42:09
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You try to force the baby to follow the rat, but it's not interested.
The rat....it's......why is it running so far......why is it running so fast???

In a nearby village...
"....."
"Hey um, ain't that one of them capture creatures?"

"Squeek"

"What are you doing here little buddy you're not supposed to-"
"HEY HEY THAT'S MY CATTLE DON'T DO TH-"

The mallon returns with a large bloody leg!

H-Monster
2024-12-12 17:48:41
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"I am terrified but also incredibly impressed. No comment." He pets the rat, congratulating it on a job well - and presumably illegally - done.
"I-I'm not going to question that. Please just make the bird let go of my gwech. UvU"
2024-12-12 17:52:08
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The rat is pet. :)
The baby eyegret sniffs at the bloody leg.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 16 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:53:17
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And takes it! It loves it!!!!! The gwech is dropped as it starts to consume the leg of cattle.

2024-12-12 17:54:03
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The mother has calmed down seeing her child eat a bloody piece of meat! Still she's not impressed with you. You'll have to impress her if you want her to come with you, but as you solved her problem, it'll be a bit easier to do so.

"G-give Peaches k-kisses, Daisy, she needs the love!"
Ivy
2024-12-12 17:54:26
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"Ohmygosh PEACHES- are you alright I'm so sorry UvU" Ivy hugs the gwech. Poor baby.
Champion Cherry
2024-12-12 17:54:53
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"Why did I think directly approaching an eyegret parent would work?"
S-52
2024-12-12 17:55:40
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S-52 shows how pretty Spatial is to the mother, showing the constellations in his shell to draw her attention.
"This is where I come from! Spatial is the prettiest baby ever, she will love looking at my sweet turtle soup. 'w' "
"Oh, great idea lobster dude!"
Champion Cherry
2024-12-12 17:56:09
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"Is your arise okay man? It got at least a little et."
"He's a smart and resistant boy! A few pecks are just a small scratch. My love for him rivals my love of my own hands." The lobsters click, envious.
S-52 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5 +1. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-12 17:58:55
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You show off your shiny arise. The eyegret holds it in her hands and looks it over. She nods her head, then sits on the arise.
She has accepted this new egg you've given her. She hopes it will hatch into a super pretty baby.
The Legendary has been tamed.

"........"
"Uh, I mean nice job, notail! I sure should have thought of that first!"
Ivy
2024-12-12 17:59:49
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"Wh-what about the uh- the bitey one? I don't want anyone else's pets to get munched... UvU"
"If it's gonna munch any pets, my ol' boy here can stop it in its tracks!"

The younger eyegret has finished eating the leg and has started to loudly complain about how hungry it is. If you don't do something soon it'll leave!

"No. It's not over yet. The bitey one needs to get its fill. It has tasted blood. WE MUST RELEASE IT INTO THE CITY. THEY WILL RUE THE DAY. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BIRD."
"RAT I COMMAND THEE TO LEAD IT TO VICTORY. FIND US BLOOD. FIND US CARNAGE. WE HAVE PLACES TO BE."
" 'w' "
"I think that might be a little far! Why not just stun it and carry it home to let it eat itself into a food coma?"
Cashew rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5 +1. An 8 is rolled.
"BLOOOOOOOOOD FOOOOOR THE BLOOOOOOOOOD BIIIIIRDD!"
2024-12-12 18:05:17
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Your rat lays down the the floor and shows you its belly. It wants pets too much to look for food now.

"Fair enough." He pets the rat on its belly.

2024-12-12 18:06:44
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"What now then?"

The eyegret is getting more and more screamy! You have one more action to find it a meal before it escapes.

S-52 rests near Spatial and the big mother, looking at them trying to solve the hungry bird problem. "I wish I had bought a burger to eat while watching... 'w' "
Charco
2024-12-12 18:08:03
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"Daisy, give that li'l bird the seed..."
Daisy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. A 3 is rolled.

Daisy is not in bloom right now.
The eyegret, angry and hungry flies away. It cries out, begging, pleading for food.

"Well uh....it's gone and the bigger one is still h-here so...woop?"
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